I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What are you talking about?" Amy, who found a bottle of cola from the refrigerator, said, "The servant will not be a violent woman to be a wife. Let her be her girlfriend for the time being, just play with her feelings." ""

When this statement came out, it was full of surprises, except for Xiaoqin who had not returned to the bathroom (may go to change the sanitary napkin), the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, big horn, PHS and Gongcai Cai, all used the kind of scum. Looked at me with my eyes.

Of course, depending on the personality of each person, the subtexts expressed in the eyes are different.

The squad leader’s eyes are not to say that he will become a righteous sister in the future. What kind of scum is it to play with the feelings of the righteous sister?

Xiong Yaoyue’s eyes, no, not that only the little white face is good at playing with the girl’s feelings, Ye Lin Changcheng can also be a scum.

Big horn and PHS, found a scum, found a scum...

Gong Caicai, from the former Ye Lin classmates told me that he is a scum, most like to smash flowers, it turns out to be true...

"Hey, you misunderstood, this is all children's nonsense." I quickly argued, and did not stop to look at Amy, Amy "cut", turned his head and ignored me, concentrated on drinking Coke.

At this time, Xiao Qin returned to the living room, and everyone ended the discussion on this topic with interest.

"I was the first time to help my classmates celebrate their birthday, and I was a little nervous..."

Xiaoqin said to her palace color with her most friendly expression, but the palace color was not used to it, and could not help but fight a cold war.

"Speaking of it, in addition to the color, everyone's birthday is what day, and will be good together later."

Xiao Qin continued to smile and asked.

"My birthday has passed in May." Xiong Yaoyue said awkwardly. "At that time, the Wild Wolves team specially celebrated my birthday at the Internet cafe. The team captain personally gave me assistance. As a result, luck was not good, and I thought of me. There is gas..."

"My birthday with PHS is in winter vacation." The big horn said with regret that "and every time we are with our family, it is a pity that we have no chance to come out to find a classmate."

On the April Fool's Day, Amy Momo walked silently to the balcony to see the scenery. There was a sense of joy in the series of comics, "You talk, I walked first," but soon I came back because of fear of heights.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Everyone is finished, my birthday is on July 28th, I really hope that I will receive a gift from Ye Lin."

Hey, obviously, I didn’t say anything to the squad leader. Even if you know my birthday, you shouldn’t give it to the squad leader. Don’t you want me to know the squad’s birthday?

In addition, why is this date so familiar on July 28, think about it carefully, not in the history class, the date of the First World War, Xiao Qin, you were born on the outbreak of World War I, no wonder you are by your side. It always hangs over the storm.

"I remember that the squad leader was born on New Year's Eve." Sure enough, some people mentioned the squad leader's birthday, and the big horn laughed. "Because the squad leader is eager to climb out of the mother's womb, only the squad leader is a dragon in the second grade (3) class. Classmates are snakes."

"When was born, I couldn't control it..." The squad leader did not seem to be proud of it. Although the argument that a dragon ruled a group of snakes was raised in the past, the squad leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder always hopes that he can follow. Everyone is a snake.

As for me, I am even more saddened. I was only a few hours late than the squad leader. It was the first day of the Year of the Snake. Not only did I lose the prestige of the "Dragon", but also the squad leader was one year old in the Lunar New Year Law. It is only a day's difference.

Amy suddenly asked: "Violent woman, what birthday gift do you bring?"

Xiaoqin suddenly stopped, and Amy used the problem I had just faced to make it difficult for Xiaoqin. Anyway, they are all eight characters, always looking for trouble with each other.

Gong Caicai quickly came out to play the round field and said with a hand: "No, no gifts, everyone is happy to come to me..."

"I'm sorry." Xiaoqin sincerely bowed to the palace color, "I am too rushed, no gifts, I am so sorry."

"In order to apologize, I will show you a show and perform a magic."

Hey, Xiaoqin will know martial arts, but I have never heard of her magic. Do you want to use your own high hand speed to perform obstacles in front of everyone? I have to open my eyes and see if I can Out of the flaws.

"What magic do you want to perform." The squad leader was also very curious.

"Hey, at most it is a knife and fork." Amy is not optimistic about Xiao Qin's performance.

"I... I want to show you a big change."

Xiaoqin shouted confidently.

"The big change is alive." Xiong Yaoyue exclaimed. "This is a very difficult magic. You can play without Xiao Qin. I want to watch, I want to see."

“Uh huh~” Xiaoqin coughed and pretended, “I am a big magician who needs a volunteer to participate...”

"Choose me, choose me." Xiong Yaoyue excitedly raised his right hand.

"Sorry, I am not skilled in this magic. Volunteers must be Ye Lin."

Xiaoqin said that he was close to me, and Amy made a threatening expression of the barking dog feeding.

Let me be a volunteer, I would like to see what Xiaoqin has to do, and I can change the sound of my magician outsider.

"In addition to Ye Lin, I still need some other props." Xiao Qin continued, "Color, can you borrow me at home?"

"Cotton, quilt." Gong Caicai was surprised. "I don't usually use large red silk."

"Haha, my genre is more traditional, and I am used to using quilts to make a living."

If you use a quilt to make a living, you need a strong arm of the magician. Is it necessary to take the quilt apart and put the "living person" into the inferior magic in the face? Don't destroy the quilt of the palace color house. Ah, don't destroy the reputation of the magician. Liu Qian sees that you are so magical, and you will burst into tears to clean up the portal.

After Xiong Yaoyue was very enthusiastic about holding a quilt, Xiaoqin did not pick it up, but let Xiong Yaoyue put the cotton quilt in the middle of the living room.

It’s not the familiar “big changer” routine, is there any mystery?

Xiaoqin's hands were flat and his palms were down. He said a lot of words in the quilt, listening carefully, as if he could hear a few words, "Spiritual Spirits."

I thought that it was time for my volunteer to play. I didn't expect Xiaoqin to take a step and naturally lay on his back on the flat quilt.

The eyes are closed, and the hands are crossed on the chest, both like a prayer and a pose of the pharaoh's mummies.

Everyone has a second monk who can't figure it out and hold his breath. I don't know how Xiaoqin will become a living person.

"Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin." Xiao Qin closed my eyes and shouted my name.

"It's your turn to play, you don't play, the magic should be interpreted."

"Hey, what do I do." I walked to the quilt and looked at the flat celery.

"It will be fine."

"What."

"Push up, just throw it up." Xiaoqin's tone suddenly twisted, and the two well-proportioned legs rubbed against each other. "Like what you wanted to do, pounce on me, press me underneath, Do what Ye Lin’s classmates love to do, so after ten months, the magic of a living person..."

Magic your sister, I have never heard of you such a pothole magic, let me be awkward after ten months, and do not say that you are not pregnant during the current holiday period, that can be the squad leader I don’t exist with other girls who are mating with you.

Xiao Qin opened his arms with his eyes closed and called: "Ye Lin is coming over soon, I can't perform this magic without you..."

I knocked a chestnut on Xiaoqin's head and hurt her tears.

"Ah, Ye Lin is bullying people and said that I will be a volunteer."

I am a magic volunteer, not a volunteer. You give me a normal, the most courageous palace color to hear what you just said, has been short-circuited in the brain, and whispered in the mouth, "quilt, quilt "I don't know what I am thinking about."

"Ha ha ha ha,." Xiong Yaoyue suddenly burst into her stomach and laughed. She pointed to Xiaoqin and said, "This show is so interesting. It turned out that magic is not a slap, "the process is a ten-month-old big change." I have to write it down, maybe I can come in handy in the future, the squad leader, next time New Year's party, let Xiaoqin come on stage to perform this program."

"It turned out to be a small piece." The big horn was a long sigh of relief. "Looking at Xiaoqin’s expression is so serious, I thought it was really fun. It’s really embarrassing. Even if it’s a childhood, this kind of joke can’t be opened.”

No, Xiaoqin is really playing. I can bet. If I dare no lower limit, Xiaoqin will dare to show me A'V in front of everyone. She is using the birthday gift to come to the squad leader and even Ai. Rice demonstration.

"The soup is going to be cooked, I go to the kitchen to see." The squad leader's words began to reverse in the normal direction. After Xiong Yaoyue closed the quilt, everyone pretended to be a "big change".

The girls started talking about the topic of gossip cooking. I noticed that the squad leader was hiding in the kitchen and was desperately wiping a plate.

Why do you wipe the dishes without using water? Is it to save, the squad leader is too much, I just want to say a few words in the past, but I found out that the squad leader used to wipe the dishes is a piece of sandpaper, and the plate in her hand It is also a dish that has fallen out of mouth.

"The squad leader, what are you doing?" I was very confused, and the squad leader found out that her actions were discovered by me, and I felt a little too embarrassed. The face flew over a red glow.

"Nothing, just... recycling..."

Combined with the action of the squad leader rubbing the edge of the plate with sandpaper, I suddenly realized that the squad leader is going to make the plate a small circle, so that the gap will disappear and become a complete new plate, but the difficulty is too It’s big, it’s a level of difficulty in “ironing into a needle”, although this behavior can be regarded as a model of thrift, but overall, it’s foolish.

"Don't bother." I took the plate and threw it into the trash. "No matter how many plates are broken in the future, there will always be people who buy it for you. What are you going to do?"

The squad leader glanced at me dissatisfiedly, when Xiaoqin took a deep breath of the kitchen air and walked in happily.

"The smell of good fragrance, squad leader, come and teach me to cook."