I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Little fat man Zuo Xiong concentrated on stealing the bicycle seat. Before I stopped speaking, I didn’t notice that I was close to the squad leader.

The **** hurry to stop. If you steal the bicycle underneath, there is only the steel pipe below. Now the sky is very dark. If the squad leader does not see it and sit directly (although the possibility is very small), what should I do if I am stabbed by a steel pipe?

After I screamed, he fell into a huge shock and looked up at me with a dark gaze.

Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. Instead, the squad leader behind me made him panic.

Ah, so familiar, it is the kind of look at the kitchen waste, the squad leader finally used this kind of look to see others.

I found that the goddess in my heart was full of contempt, and Zuo Xiong was deeply attacked. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned and ran, and yelled while running:

"I am not Zuo Xiong, you have mistaken people."

I rubbed my IQ and was anxious. We didn’t say that you are Zuo Xiong. You are here without silver three hundred and two.

"I want to chase it." Because I had a lot of things in my hand, I asked for advice from the monitor.

"No need." The squad sighed. "He didn't take it down anyway..."

The voice has not fallen, and a new situation has emerged.

When Zuo Xiong ran away in a hurry along the street, he still had the wrench used to dismantle the car seat. Just in front of there was a traffic policeman who handled the drunk driving. The left-handed and the traffic police who had no choice but to hit the road were full of emotions.

The small traffic policeman was thin and thin, because the driver of the drunk driver made a nervousness in the "I have someone on the head". It was not hit hard by the left-handed man. It was mainly because the big wrench in the hands of Zuo Xiong scared the traffic police.

"Ah, you dare to attack the police."

When the traffic police said, they went to pick up the batons at the waist.

"Oh, I didn't attack the police."

Zuo Xiong cried and ran to the road. The drunk driver slammed the traffic police and stepped on the truck's throttle to escape. As a result, the truck that had just started hit the left man, and flew out like a round ball. It’s falling on a car watermelon. The watermelon is completely broken and dyed with Zuo Xiong’s red pulp. It’s very sad to sell melon hawkers.

After all, Zuo Xiong is our classmate of the same school. The life is shut, and the squad leader shouted a "past look" to me, and ran first.

I followed from the back and found that Zuo Xiong was lying on a scooter full of broken watermelons. It may be a little concussion. He saw himself in red and thought he could not live.

Zuo Xiong, who looked like a smile and a smile, extended a twitching hand to the squad leader. The squad leader took a step back in disgust.

"120? Someone was injured by a car here, the location is..."

Despite this, the squad leader called the emergency number for him.

Seeing that the squad leader ignored him, Zuo Xiong turned his head and turned to the side, saying to me:

"The doctor said that I was hyperglycemia during the medical examination. I still don't believe it. I didn't expect my blood to be sweet..."

Nonsense, it is not blood is watermelon, sell melon hawkers very confident sweet watermelon, because the squad leader has set up an emergency phone for you, the hawker wrapped around the squad leader hopes to get compensation.

The squad leader explained to the seller of peasants: "For a serial traffic accident, the perpetrator of the first accident has the primary responsibility."

After listening to the squad leader, the hawker suddenly turned around and wandered around the truck driver.

"You pay for my melon." The hawker held a watermelon knife to stop the truck driver who wanted to escape. "You don't want to go today if you don't take out eight thousand."

Full of alcohol, the sweaty truck driver’s airway said: "Do you think you are selling cut cakes?"

"Put the knife away." The small traffic police stepped between the two. "There is something to go to the bureau."

Lying in the wreckage of watermelon, Zuo Xiong thinks that he will soon be fascinated and said to me:

"I can't get the love of Salsa in this life. I will definitely be in the afterlife. I must..."

Don't call the squad leader's nickname so arrogantly, listening to Shu Zhe, only the parents of the squad leader called her "Sasha", and what do you want to do in the afterlife.

"In the afterlife, I must become...Sasha's bicycle seat..."

Are you working with the bicycle seat in the trough? Since you are going to die, you can make a wish for a big ambition.

After saying these words, Zuo Xiong’s neck went to the right and died... No, it was fainting.

I think that Zuo Xiong, since the surname is left, should be left to the left, so he kindly helped him to correct this mistake.

Going back, I plan to invite the squad leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder, but the squad leader did not notice my move.

I suddenly thought of a very important thing, I handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader temporarily, and then took out the big wrench from the unconscious left xiong, returned to the squad leader’s bicycle, and put the bolts loose under the seat. , retighten it.

"This is safe." I patted the bicycle seat and invited the squad leader twice.

Hey, the squad leader doesn't seem to want to exaggerate me. Didn't I take a few bike seats, it looks like I'm using a car as a scorpion to take indirect contact with the squad's hips.

The squad leader gave a soft cough and reminded me: "Return the wrenches of others."

I aimed at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived in a hurry. The medical staff was carrying Zuo Xiong in the car.

"What else to give him, and then come to dismantle your seat." I joked, "I helped him to eliminate the evidence of the assault, but helped him to be a big man."

So this super weapon was temporarily put into my shoulder bag.

After the episode of this dangerous scene, the squad leader seemed to feel that because of his own relationship, he almost died, so he was a little scared and blamed. She didn’t talk to me any more, put her own goods in the bicycle basket, Lee landed on the seat and left by bicycle.

"The day after tomorrow is a weekend, don't just patronize playing, remember to write homework."

The squad leader yelled at me before leaving.

"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my ass?"

I want to answer this in my heart. On the surface, I have no choice but to silently nod and express my obedience.

Looked at the watch, it is already eight o'clock, and quickly took a taxi to Dad's hotel, or the matter of signing the composition will be dragged to tomorrow.

Because the squad leader pulsed the bottle I was preparing to drink on the road, forcibly bought and drank, causing me to sit in the back seat of the taxi, feeling a little throaty and thirsty, and did not talk to the talker taxi master.

Not long after coming to the front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took the sunglasses that I took all the way and started looking for a wallet in the shoulder bag.

I saw my ferocious eyes from the rearview mirror. The taxi driver who was talking about laughing and laughing just now couldn’t help but fight a chill.

Hey, this wrench is really in the way, I don’t know if I don’t have it inside.

I took the wrench out of the bag first.

The driver who had been drumming in the heart, immediately saw this extremely fierce wrench, immediately scared his head and sweated, and begged for mercy:

"Big brother, big brother, I don't want to pay for the car. You raised your hand and let me go."

"I have an 80-year-old mother, and I have a wife and children under the full moon. If you want my life, they will starve to death."

Nima treats me as a robbery murderer. If your mother is 80 years old, how can you say that it is impossible to call my older brother, and what is wrong with his wife and children under the full moon? If you are wrong, if your wife is not full moon, It is the absolute super-female girl, the police uncle is this person, hurry him into the prison and sit on the bottom.

I finally paid the car to the driver, and gave him the wrench by the way, patted his shoulder and said:

"Driver master, you keep this wrench to defend yourself."

The driver was very touched and said with tears in my eyes:

"There is a real feeling in the world. I didn't expect that there are good people in the underworld."

Return the wrench to me in the trough. Who is the underworld? Don’t use a gas pedal as if I would use a submachine gun to shoot and flee.

Speaking of this hotel, I am still coming for the first time. It may be due to the University Town of the Eastern District. There are many college students who are in pairs to open a room.

In order not to be mistaken for wanted, I put on sunglasses again.

The front desk of the hotel was quite relaxed, because I was busy registering for the little couples. My visitor just said "I am looking for my dad" and reported the room number. They released it to me.

Do they think that if they come to the door to find fault or rape, they will not call their fathers without any fucking.

In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator, but climbed the stairs to the second floor.

Going to the door of Dad’s room, I was about to knock on the door, but I heard the noise from the woman.

Hey, Dad, you are finally affected by the bad influence of Director Cao. Can you stop the loneliness and call the chicken? Not only do you call the chicken, but you don’t give it to others. Although I have some cash in my wallet, my son’s money for the father is really good. It is a scene of falling to the extreme.

Listening carefully and not right, this high-volume female voice seems to be aunt.

"You gave me the necklace, which is the relic left by my mother, which is very commemorative to me."

Another boy who is only a promise, is naturally my father.

"I didn't take your necklace, was it lost elsewhere?"

"Nonsense, I don't even pick up the necklace when I sleep. It must be on Saturday night... At that time, when you kneel down, you stole it, right?"

"I don't have it... If you have a silver necklace, will it be taken away when the cleaners sweep the floor..."

"Cleaner, it's up to you to ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video of the last week. I want to see who stole it."

"That... there should be no camera in the room. If there is, what happened to us on Saturday, wouldn't it be recorded all..."

"Shut up, didn't you tell me that you are not allowed to mention that thing."

"Yes Yes……"

"What is it, you said, do you have any idea of ​​what is wrong with me, why do you want to send a text message to me to eat."

"No, nothing, just want to promote the relationship, we are also old neighbors..."

"What old neighbor, there is no relationship between me and you, do you really think that I am watching you?"

"..."

"Give me the good news, aren't you selling **** toys? The nature of the incident last Saturday is only equivalent to using me as a **** toy and using it once."

Dad weakly reminded: "Not once, it is four times..."

Although through the door, I can imagine the blush on the face of Auntie.

"What happened four times? Is it difficult for you to find me to use the fee?"

"Don't dare, even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay..."

"what did you say,."

"No, it’s what I said wrong..."

Repeatedly admitting the wrong father, there is no such thing as the chief designer of Shenzhou 10, and I have thrown away the face of my Spartan prince.