I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The squad leader stayed in the kitchen and bathroom area for a long time. I found that she was mainly looking at small items such as dish cloths and garbage bags. Before a row of boxes containing "discount discounts", she looked at them for a long time and finally did not take them. One comes to the shopping cart.

Next, her gaze was attracted to the half-priced microwave oven gloves. She held two alternative gloves in her hand and compared the pros and cons of the two with microscope-level fineness.

"My sister will be fine for a while, don't worry."

The overly squad leader, inadvertently treating me as her brother, said so.

She blushes as soon as she leaves, and mistakes me for Shu Zhe is still a small matter, mainly because of the tone of her words, like a kindergarten teacher yelling at a child.

Shu Zhe, you usually don't let your sister worry about it, the squad leader picks up something and urges it later.

But then again, the girl is very rude to buy things, I am so patient, I want to brush the squad leader's reputation, and secondly because the squad leader is wearing a skirt today.

I won't say that every time the squad leader bends over to get the goods, I will take a glance at the back, hoping to accidentally capture some of the scenery under the skirt.

However, the squad leader is like a martial artist who has been through a hundred wars. Even if he is unintentional, he will guard against his own skirt. In the end, I have not seen anything.

However, while staring at the white legs above the squad's knees, it is also very exciting to be careful not to let the squad leader find out.

After finally choosing a microwave oven glove, the squad leader put the glove into the shopping cart, no, it was in the shopping basket among the shopping carts, and then told me that she had already bought the necessary things, and I can check it out when I bought it. It is.

I quickly took two boxes of toothpicks on the shelves and then pushed the shopping cart to the checkout counter.

"You only pick this thing."

Because I waited for her for a long time, but did not let her wait, the squad leader looked a little overwhelmed.

"Nothing." I said, men should be faster than women's movements. We hunted men thousands of years ago. Your woman is responsible for collecting. Slow fruit will not run away, but slow movements will definitely run. Got it,"

"Yeah, you are quite masculine." The squad leader’s tone was a little cold. "If you have the chance, it’s better than hunting."

Worse...worse, forgetting that the squad leader was born in a hunter family, and if he took the shotgun, not only the wild boar and the yellow sheep fell, but even my competitor would be miserable.

Asshole, it’s enough for a woman to learn to collect. Why should your uncle, who is a ranger, teach you how to shoot? Is it for you to face the boyfriend’s betrayal, not to be a little girl who picks mushrooms, but to squat? Dad's female hunter.

I don't want to be a decoration in the forester's cabin. I don't want to hang it on the wall side by side with the wild boar specimen. I don't want to be made into a carpet like the bear skin. I was stepped on the foot of the squad leader. The Animal Protection Association came to save me. what.

There are a lot of people waiting in line at the checkout counter. I look at the checkout counter on the 1st and go to the checkout counter at the 9th. They all have a virtue, so they are randomly placed at the end of a team.

Strolling in the supermarket, I picked up the left half of the shopping cart and took a sip of my neck, then handed it to the squad leader and asked:

"You can't drink."

The squad leader looked back at me without saying a word, as if waiting for me to find the mistake.

No... It’s not good, let the squad leader drink the drink I have had on my mouth. This is equivalent to indirect kissing. Because the sum is mixed with Xiaoqin, I overlook that girls may care about this kind of thing.

As a result, the reason for the squad leader has nothing to do with indirect kissing.

"How can you drink it first?"

"Oh, but everyone is doing this. Doesn't the restaurant have to eat first and then give money? I won't drink a few more and put it back..."

"In short, you are doing this in the wrong order."

So how is the order right, first get married and then the house, a bottle of drink only, do not have to entangle to such a point.

I bitterly pointed and pointed to another bottle of pulsation in the shopping cart that was not opened.

"If you hate to kiss me indirectly, just drink the bottle..."

"This is not a problem of indirect kissing, nor is it a new and old one." The squad leader continued to teach me, "Before you pay, this bottle of drink belongs to someone else. You can't infringe on the property rights of others."

Don’t say anything to the squad leader, this little thing has been promoted to such a high level, and the big squatting behind is laughing at us.

In addition, you don't care about old and new, and don't care about indirect kissing. Is it because the two have already kissed directly? Recalling the taste of your lips, it seems to be sweeter than this bottle of drink.

It took only half a day for us to pay, and the squad leader took the first step to put his shopping basket on the checkout counter. It is not negotiable to say:

"Separate checkout, we are not together."

No one said that we are together, don't be so sensitive, the cashier brother looks at you and look at me, but thinks that we are awkward couples.

After scanning the squad leader's goods, the cashier brother said slowly:

"Now we have activities in the supermarket. If you have enough money for 100 yuan, you can participate in the lucky draw. Miss you only have 9 yuan..."

At the slightest hesitation of the squad leader, I put my goods on the checkout counter. "We will check out one by one, so we can definitely participate in the lucky draw."

The squad leader was too late to stop, the cashier brother collected my money, printed a small ticket, and saved the collection procedure. He was quite happy.

When I took the small ticket and the squad leader was waiting in front of the service desk to prepare for the draw, the squad leader gave me the money I paid in accordance with the amount recorded on the small ticket.

Then, in my astonished eyes, she took the bottle of unopened pulsation, took it away from my plastic bag, and unscrewed the cap to take a sip.

"Look what to look at." She said with confidence and a little shyness, "You calculated carefully, I have already paid you the money for this bottle of drink, it is my drink now, I am thirsty, drink myself. Can't drink?"

Of course, if you don't have to pay, I will let you drink. Since you are thirsty, don't hold back. You can die before you pay.

Wal-Mart's event was quite high. It was usually a plastic cup or a bottle of green tea. When it was our turn to draw the prize, the uncle in front of it just took a trolley. I told the monitor:

"My fortune is not good, come to the lucky draw."

The squad leader looked a little embarrassed. "My fortune is not good..."

However, we didn't expect any big prizes. She just reached into the lucky draw box and took out a lottery ticket.

Unexpectedly, after the staff scratched the coating, they excitedly greeted colleagues to see:

"Hey, the first prize is the first prize. Let’s finally get the first prize in the supermarket. Call them quickly."

When the staff member included a 500-yuan shopping card and handed it to the squad leader, she was still in the same place, and she was not used to the envious eyes of the surrounding customers.

"I obviously didn't even have a balloon..."

The squad leader whispered.

Although I am quite surprised, but 500 yuan is not 5 million, and occasionally one of them is not unusual, I went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, but also a flat-panel TV worth 4,000 yuan.

"Wow, the squad leader is very lucky." I clap my hand to celebrate her, and in the crowd made her grotesque.

"If I go to the lottery, I can't do it. I am a famous black hand. When I copy the small Ding of the pet hospital, every time I open a BOSS, no one wants to break it."

"Xiao Ding, the college graduate who has been unwilling to talk to me." The squad leader frowned. "You two always play online games together."

"No, I only occasionally put on the number for him." I said, "In short, I can get the first prize because you are lucky. You can take it back with this shopping card."

"That's how it works." Leaving the service desk, lest the squad leader who was being watched by others, said with a serious face, "This is a shopping card that we both smoked. There is no reason for me to swallow it myself, and my luck is not." Ok, if it’s my own lottery, I’m afraid even green tea won’t be able to...”

"That's really rare." As I pushed the shopping cart to the exit, I said, "Is it better to be lucky together?"

This possibility caused the squad leader to think for a long time. After a while she said:

"It will be better if you are lucky together. You won't know until after the volleyball and basketball games."

Hey, what does it have to do with those things? I have always been a classmate with 3 classes. If we can make the class win together, last year’s basketball game will not be so bad. Is it because? I have not worked hard with you, so I am not "together". This year, because I was promoted to the sports committee, I became the squad leader and your men, so you are looking forward to my performance.

"In addition, if you don't object..." The squad leader shook the shopping card between his fingers. "If the volleyball and basketball games reach the predetermined target, then I will use the money from the shopping card to buy some snacks. Everyone celebrates, if they lose if they don’t reach the target, I will return the shopping card to you as it is."

Hey, if you win, you can take the money for the guests. If you lose, return the money to me. The squad leader’s reward and punishment standards are a bit strange. Is this just the special product in the kitchen area? You don’t always It’s good to be so guilty about yourself.

After walking out of the supermarket, I volunteered to help the squad leader pick up her goods to the place where the bicycle was parked. She smiled and refused.

Suddenly there was a question that had been lingering in my heart for a long time. At this time I came up and I couldn’t help but ask the monitor:

"Squad leader, I ask you something, don't be angry, if you wear a skirt and ride a bicycle, don't you be afraid to go out."

The squad leader calmly took out four small clips from the skirt pocket and showed it to me in the palm of my hand.

"What is this for?" I couldn't figure it out.

"Just use these small clips to clip the skirt. If the position is correct, the skirt will look like a pair of shorts, so you will never go out and prevent your wolf from stealing."

Who is a satyr, I am kindly reminded that you are said to be a satyr, a few broken clips, what you show, the intelligence is great.

Because the bicycles are unsightly, it is very unsightly. Therefore, Wal-Mart has recently provided bicycle parking racks, painted yellow metal shelves, bicycles can be placed on both sides, and the space is neat and tidy. It is the squad leader’s obsessive-compulsive disorder. the best choice.

I looked at the familiar sky-blue bicycle of the squad leader and suddenly found out that there was a suspicious fat man who was holding a tool and got his hands on the squad leader's bicycle.

Is it a thief who steals a bicycle? Supermarket security guards you have lost your job, but the squad leader’s bicycle is a bit old, next to a brand new mountain bike, why the thief does not steal the mountain bike, but steals the squad leader’s car.

No, this fat man is a little familiar. It seems to be a student in the 28th. It seems to be a member of the student union of the third grade. It is called Zuo Xiong. It seems that he wrote an anonymous letter to the squad leader, but in the end he stupidly put the student. The card was forgotten in the envelope, and the squad leader returned the student ID to him, and refused his request for contact...

Take a closer look, this guy is not holding the wrench in the squad leader's bicycle lock. He is going to remove the squad leader's bicycle seat. While dismantling it, he puts his nose on it and sniffs it. The expression is really abnormal, and the squad leader The bicycle seat that has been touched is so worthy of YY. You are going to take the bicycle seat home as a pillow.

I am angry from my heart, evil to the gallbladder, a rush to the front, with a finger, shouted:

"Let the bike seat open."