I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

On Monday night, after Dad returned to the hotel, I did a very important thing.

That is, I got it from Amy, and there were signature **** on it, and I washed it three times.

In this way, even if I hand it over to Cao, the above will not leave the taste of any sister, and the taste of my head.

Actually, my heart is so reluctant, damn, it’s not that I have any quirks to collect my sister’s underwear, but to make my sister’s underwear handy, let my brother’s boxing and love girl’s heart be like being torn. .

Asshole, bastard, why not make enough money with Shuzhe's original underwear, but to use the sister's underwear to return the 20,000 yuan of debt.

Wait, it seems that the logic is wrong. If I don't plan to pay back, I won't even remember Amy's underwear, and I won't end up with it.

Selling my sister's underwear to Cao director's fanatic fan, and my own underwear to leave the collection, it seems that the latter is more abnormal.

I can swear to my grandfather Sun Yat-sen: I am the brother of Amy. My love for my sister is different, often, pure, clean, and I will never collect my sister’s underwear under the bed. In some inappropriate times, Used to do something that is not, just, when,.

Of course, in order to avoid the things that I have to do when I am being controlled by aliens, I will transfer this underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.

Although there is no guarantee that Cao will not put the underwear on his head for the first time, or even do what Lolita fans will do, but the original underwear, Amy may not necessarily pass through the body, and later I covered my head with sweat and sweat, and now I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should have been different from a new one.

I didn't dare to dry this underwear on the balcony. First, it was already late in the sun, and second, in the event that Xu Tianming verbally said repentance, in fact, it was intensified, and then came over to steal my painful panties. Go, I don't want to cry without tears.

So, use a hair dryer to carefully dry the underwear.

After being blown by the hot air of the hair dryer, the **** were warm in the hand, and the underwear that had just been taken off from Amy could reach a similar temperature.

Hey, what do you think, give me a meditation on Polo's heart for a hundred times, and I can only have love for my sister, the idea of ​​taking care, and other delusions are forbidden.

By the way, you should confirm that the residual taste is washed away. Make sure that Director Cao gets the same thing as Amy’s signature and the new underwear that comes out of the store shelves. .

I put my underwear close to my face and sniffed it under the nose for a second. I suddenly woke up.

What are you doing with Nima? You are smelling your sister's underwear. Although there is only the smell of washing powder, it is only this kind of behavior that has already touched the line.

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Lema, put the underwear in the water and wash it again, then blow it dry with a hair dryer, put the backlog of stock in the house, some bamboo charcoal gifts that are said to have strong adsorption to the odor, and take a lot of them around the underwear, so they are so absorbed. All night.

The next morning, I didn't have to routinely go to the winter mountain lake to run, while doing one-hand push-ups on the floor, I called Cao director.

Although he was awakened in the morning, he found out that it was me and immediately took the spirit of twelve points.

"Small leaves, you called me so early, is it the thing about Miss Amy's underwear..."

I did not respond with a bit of anger: "Yes, I got it. You took the bank card and drove to my house to take it. By the way, I sent it to school."

Director Cao promised, and it didn't take long for me to come downstairs to my house.

Director Cao’s car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car. One is to conveniently transport the shooting props. The other is that if you take A film later, the play on the car is also more spacious.

I took care of it and gave it to him, with Amy's English signature, pink and white **** with lace, and Director Cao was grateful to me, actually left me in the living room of my house.

"I recognize this signature. It is really the handwriting of Miss Emily. You didn't lie to me. If there is a signature... Isn't it stolen, is Miss Emily giving it to you?"

I said, "In short, it is the number one fan that Amy gave to her. I think you are also very fanatical. Since even 20,000 yuan will be released, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."

Director Cao gratefully worshipped me for a few weeks before he climbed up from the ground and handed the bank card to me.

Then take out a gold-plated box, open the lid, and carefully put Amy's **** on the black velvet.

Director Cao holds a fist and swears:

"With such a precious gift, I will not lose the name of Lolita, and regard it as a heirloom, passed down from generation to generation."

This is not the line of Xiaoqin, you are a dead fat man, don't rob the heroine's mantra.

I saw that Cao director closed the golden box. Just like the miser holding the gold ingot, he looked around with suspicion and feared that people would grab it. When I thought about what was in the box, my heart was full of taste.

"Director Cao, your box looks very expensive." I didn't have any words to divert attention.

"Of course." Director Cao proudly said, "It took me more than 10,000 pieces to install Miss Amy's underwear with a box of less than 10,000 pieces. How rude it is."

Hey, it’s not your own money, it’s the money of the upstart investor, you don’t feel bad.

After Director Cao drove me to the school, I was upset by two classes. I suddenly remembered the bikini thong that should be brought to Shu Zhe, and I forgot to bring it. I only had to delay delivery.

After doing the radio gymnastics, when I was resting in the morning class, I turned over the back wall of the school and found a bank at the corner. (The reason why I did after the radio exercise was that I dared to escape again. Otherwise, the squad leader’s gaze should freeze me.)

Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the phone number of the company's Wang Commissioner.

"Mr. Ye, what kind of service do you need from us?" Wang Commissioner is as professional as ever and as polite as ever.

I am slightly self-blaming and at the same time proud to say:

"Last time, I said that I have to return Ai Shuqiao's 20,000 yuan, I am ready."

"I have prepared 20,000 yuan a month." Wang Commissioner is a little bit calm, he knows that I am just a junior high school student.

"Yeah, they are all moving bricks, and they have earned money from the online water army posts. Those pockets of change are piled up in a room."

I made a joke with Wang Commissioner and tried to forget that the two thousand dollars were exchanged for my sister's underwear.

Commissioner Wang laughed professionally. "Mr. Ye, you are so funny, then you call, I want to consult, how should I turn the money away?"

"Yeah." I said in a sigh of relief. "If you don't turn around quickly, maybe I will ask someone to eat a meal, and I will spend it."

In fact, it will not be used to invite people to eat anyway, it is equivalent to eating your sister's underwear, how do you let me swallow.

Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to the company through a special intermediate account with no fee.

Suddenly the body was relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last point of contact with Ai Shuqiao. I will fight with her in the future, and I will not leave a trace of friendship between mother and child.

"Mr. Ye, I have already received your transfer. At the end of this month, I will go through the tax refund with Ms. Ai Shuqiao’s credit card. At that time, the details will be reflected in the receipt... Yes, you still You can add a postscript of six Chinese characters. Do you need me to add a postscript for you?"

I thought about it and sneered: "That, add me the word "broken wine"."

"Sorry, what are the three words." Wang Commissioner is certainly not a fan of martial arts novels.

"Jiao Feng is in Juxianzhuang, and the offense wine that besieged him by the rivers and lakes." I said, "If you don't know, you can check it online."

"I have already found it." Commissioner Wang said that his efficiency is quite high.

"Confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by cheque to the residence of Ms. Ai Shuqiao with the tax refund at the end of the month, and the words "Baiyi Liquor" are attached. I will repeat my remarks. What is wrong?"

"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, you should do it. I am in a good mood now."

After saying that there was no end, I laughed and hung up.

I went back to the campus and told Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong. After I had to postpone the delivery of the coriander stuffed buns, he was very upset to say:

"The people have promised him."

After that, I realized that I used a woman's proprietary self-proclaimed, sly, and annoyed to swear at me. Don't forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth, so I walked away.

The way he chewed the gum reminded me that I had prepared a new business for him to blow the balloon. It would be better to let him come to my house in the past two days, let him blow the balloon when he took the underwear.

But the specific day is convenient, I didn't think about it, so I can only put it temporarily.

Lunch was eaten in the snack street and Xiaoqin. The accidental encounter with Xiong Yaoyue came over and caught a fish steak, but she also asked me to drink a bottle of yogurt.

After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader, the squad leader should not break up Ye Lin and his lover, so Xiaoqin had a good impression on Xiong Yaoyue. People went on a piece.

As for me, just returning to the classroom of the second (3) class, I found a big event.

The big horn watched the online video with his mobile phone, and made a bold laugh, and greeted the squad leader too.

"Squad leader, you see, these two men’s tops are playing very well. It seems that the underwear thief and his accomplices are not evenly distributed, and they are playing in the alley."

“The result was taken by the residents in the nearby building with a mobile phone and placed on the Internet for everyone to see. It was named “Headwear, and the gods made the world”. The click-through rate soared and it was the first.”

"Although the faces of the two people are not clear, one of them is wearing the school uniform of the Greens Academy."