I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

While eating the juicy peaches, I realized the meaning of Xiaoqin.

Is it true that the value of my life is completely projected on my boyfriend? This is very irrational and very dangerous. In the unlikely event that I have betrayed her, does she have a great chance to die with me? .

It’s really troublesome, Xiaoqin is so paranoid, and on the other side, I don’t know if Dad and Ren Ayi will have any follow-up development. In short, I have to live and eat this peach first.

Such a delicious peach, Xiao Qin actually does not like to eat, it is a waste.

I suddenly woke up in my heart.

No, Xiaoqin should like to eat peaches. I remember when I was 7 years old, you also grabbed my peaches. It was for a young boy, a big peach, when the relatives were sent I held the peach and smiled and stood on the side of the road. I was thinking about where I should go from the mouth. When you suddenly rushed from behind, I immediately took the peach away and stepped on me. When you eat it with a big mouth, you demon, when you leave, you also throw the peach nucleus on my nose, I am so hurt.

The bully not only loves to eat peaches, but also is very good at climbing trees. I am short of the legs and the fear of heights, even the shortest trees can't climb.

So sometimes, when the bully climbed the tree to catch the cold, catch the insects, and pick the fruit, I ran under the tree and sang to the little bully on the tree:

"Monkey Monkey Monkey?~~~Love to eat peaches?~~~~"

Then, after the bully became angry and angered, he planned to escape before he came down to the tree.

Of course, the little bully gradually speeded up the speed of the tree, and sometimes even jumped directly and grabbed me a fat meal. When she was unable to fight back by her strange power, I felt that she was indeed not a monkey. It is the fierce gorilla in the Animal World explained by Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang.

Such a small celery that loves to eat peaches, but lied that he does not like peaches, is it, in order to let me eat it? This... let Tao Zhien really make me very moved, than you just said I am still touched when I die together. It is much easier to eat peach than to die.

"Xiao Qin, you... When you were a child, you obviously loved to eat peaches. Is it intentional to keep this peach for me?"

Xiaoqin slightly overturned, and the bangs in front of him waved.

"Ye Lin, you forgot, I haven't loved peaches since that incident."

"Oh, what the **** is it."

Xiaoqin seems to be shy. "That is, the trick of working together to steal the peaches."

Ah, think of it, but it is not cooperation at all. I was forced by you. You scared me and said, if you don’t help you to whistle under the tree, you must take my Optimus Prime brother away. Robbed).

In the same year, the opposite side of the courtyard was a bungalow. Many people had yards. There was a very fierce old woman who planted a peach tree in the yard. In the fall, she borrowed a lot of red peaches and looked very delicious.

It is obvious that Auntie can buy a little bully for himself to buy peaches, and it is a meditation of these peaches. She seems to think that the peaches that have just been picked are more delicious.

So, on a dark night of high winds, she forced me and climbed into the wall with her. (Sorry, I am taller than her, my legs are short, and she is pulled and smashed by her. It is really thrown away. The face of a male compatriot).

The little bully climbed up the tall peach trees and left me, staring at the window glass of the old woman's house, fearing that something strange and violently suddenly floated out.

In the moonlight, the bully took a lot of ripe peaches in one breath, but found out that it was too hasty, without a bag that could hold a lot of peaches.

It was only in the early autumn, the weather was still very hot, the little bully wore a boy in a vest shorts, and I did the same. Without a grown-up dress, even if I wanted to take off my clothes and wrap my skin, I couldn’t do it.

But this is hard to beat the bully. When her eyes turn, she hits a knot on her lower vest, tightly tied to her waist, and then throws the picked peaches into her vest.

The peaches that have just been picked from the trees, the peaches are quite tied. When the little fighters take them with their hands, they don’t think that they have just climbed through the tree, but once they touch their own white and tender chest meat. Immediately itched, she immediately screamed loudly.

In an era when everyone is still not used to living in the night, silent nights, screaming loudly.

The peaches also scattered from her vest, and they fell under the tree, and a peach fell on my head.

I secretly picked up the peach and stuffed it into my trouser pocket. I thought that the little bully really deserved it. I didn’t eat the peaches, but I also got a peach hair. When I took the peach home, I washed it, and then beautifully. Eat a meal...

As a result, I thought that the escape movement was slow. The owner of the peach tree was awakened, and came out with a broom. The old woman’s fierceness was like a scorpion. The bully smothered it and jumped directly. The wall jumped off, leaving me with a short leg, and I was sighed by the old lady, and the peach in the trouser pocket was confiscated.

I am working with you to steal the peaches, not eating the peaches, but the **** is being played like a peach.

"...Yes." Xiaoqin said, "Because the peaches have left us with painful memories, so in order to remember the pain suffered by Ye Lin, I will not eat peaches from that time..."

Nonsense, it doesn't matter if I remember my pain. It is because you have been baptized by the peaches. It is too itch to cause psychological shadows, but no matter how long the time has passed, I have to say: It’s a shame, you’ve been bullying me for the sin.”

Wait, I thought that the bully was a boy, so I rolled over his chest and fell on the peach on my head. I didn't care. I also planned to go home and eat it myself. As a result, it was rolling over the girl's chest. Peach, why do you think about it now, feel that you are so wretched.

Xiaoqin turned the picture book over a page and said with a smile:

"Ye Lin, you have eaten my peach, instead of peaches as my model."

Isn't it the squad leader's peach? You just said that this is the squad leader's peach. You only have a copper glutinous cake.

"Draw me." I laughed. "What do you paint, and finally don't have to be potatoes and eggplants."

"It won't be, because I have a lot of love for Ye Lin, I will definitely paint with love, even if I finally become potatoes and eggplant, it is also under the water of love, soaring potatoes and eggplants. ""

What is Nima's liquid of love, don't use words that are easy to misunderstand.

"Right, Ye Lin, that..." Xiaoqin twisted with a pencil. "When my model doesn't need to stay still, I have a small request..."

"What the request is, in the end, it must be super unreasonable."

"That is... can you take off your clothes and give me a naked model?"

"what,."

"Because, because the peaches are not wearing clothes, I just painted the naked peaches, so..."

"So your sister, the skin of the peach is the peach's clothes. Before I ate it, the peeling of the skin was just taking off the clothes. The peaches not only had clothes, but also sweaters before they were cleaned. You Didn't you experience it with your own body?"

Listening to me mentioning that, Xiaoqin had a sigh of relief and no longer asked me to be her naked model.

But after a while I went to the squad leader and asked very politely:

"Squad leader, can I paint you?"

"Hey, Xiaoqin, are you really learning to paint these days? Let me see how you paint."

The squad leader took over the picture book that Xiaoqin handed her, turned a few pages, and her face showed a puzzled expression.

"I have been doing vegetable sketching recently. I didn't see it. Xiao Qin, you really pay attention to basic skills..."

Nyima is not a basic skill. The painting object of Xiaoqin is obviously other things. Maybe there are Beijing Tiananmen Square, Hangzhou Lingyin Temple, Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes, Tianshui Thousand Buddha Caves, and NASA spaceships. No.... But at the end of the last, all the people have become eggplants and potatoes, and as long as they add green peppers, they can come to a plate.

"Don't worry." Xiaoqin said earnestly, "I will paint the squad leader well. I will paint the squad leader a hundred times better than the reality. I will give this picture to you so that you will never want to look in the mirror again." ""

This sounds weird, how it seems like a vague appointment that the class is very ugly.

Although the squad leader was a bit embarrassed, he said gently:

"There is still a little time left for the lunch break. If you want to paint now, I can cooperate with it, but it will end when the bell rings."

See the squad leader promised, Xiaoqin revealed a conspiracy smile.

"However, I have a little request..."

"What request, let me try not to move."

"No, it's because I am a beginner, I still can't draw the folds on my clothes..."

I heard that there were wrinkles on my clothes, and the squad leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder quickly looked at the body and subconsciously reached out and wiped the sleeves.

"That, not only folds, but I don't even paint clothes at all..."

Xiao Qin confessed his incompetence.

The squad leader replied very slyly: "It doesn't matter if you don't paint well, I won't care."

"No, I care." Xiaoqin raised the volume. "How can I use the brush to make hundreds of millions of people cry for the students? How can I leave imperfect paintings? Since painting is not good, it should be Bravely avoid it."

The squad leader blinked his eyes and did not understand who was the "Cress Teacher" or the meaning of Xiaoqin.

"That is... the squad leader. When you are my model, don't wear clothes."

Ah, the squad leader was covered with black lines. Finally, she found that Xiaoqin was teasing herself. She stood up and smashed the itch meat of Xiaoqin, and let Xiaoqin laugh down on the chair. She didn’t want to be born first.