I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Uncle Fireball is hardworking for our perverted goods store, and spit out the idea:

"I suggest that the red bean sister wipes the lipstick when blowing the balloon. Then every balloon is equivalent to being kissed by the red bean sister. Some customers will not be able to untie the balloon, while indirectly kissing the red bean sister. Swallow the air that the red bean sister exhaled."

The so-called "some customers" actually refer to other people, that is, fireball uncle yourself, but this is a good idea. Since I have outsourced the "you choose me to wear" business to Shu Zhe, I really should develop some new projects. .

Balloons are very cheap, the supermarket's party supplies area can be bought, blowing balloons is effortless, and then you can start a cheap lipstick for Shu Zhe, and how to price it...

"There are 20 balloons without a lipstick, and 50 balloons with a lipstick."

I seem to have seen the fireball uncle patted the table, swearing at Fang Hao’s pride.

Nima blows a balloon and earns 50 yuan. I will go to buy lipstick tomorrow, and I can blow the balloon at any time. I don't have to have 72 hours of cooling time like the original underwear. I can make a small profit.

Since my father was recently afraid of a recurrence of back pain, I was cautious when teaching me to work hard. I spent a lot of time practicing punching with him at the lake.

The direct result is that I arrived at school earlier every day. On Friday, I entered the school early and was catching up with Shu Zhe and came in.

"Ye Lin brother, are you worth it?" Shu Zhe asked me.

I didn't answer him. I used a set of exercises to hold the silk **** and handed it to him.

He intentionally stuffed the problem set into his schoolbag, looked at the four people outside, and extended his hand to me.

"Please take it for five hundred yuan."

With a smug, self-proclaimed look.

Proud of your sister, do you think that taking the customer service number of our online store to install girls, flickering customers to spend more money is a very face-like thing, give me a clear understanding of the reality, I looked carefully when I looked for goods last night, Nima This silk undressed translucent **** of the fireball uncle is a fun open trousers. In order to handle the convenience, there is an evil gap in the middle. Shuzhe, you wear this underwear, the small jj still can’t be exposed, too abnormal, Shuzhe, you live to 13 years old and start to wear open pants again.

So I not only did not give him money, but also cast a contemptuous look on him.

"Even if your ‘speaking’ is more successful, there is nothing to be proud of. In addition, I don’t have much cash on my body. When you’re ‘delivering’ to me for 72 hours, I will give you more money.”

“Why?” Shu Zhe expressed dissatisfaction. “I used to give me money first.”

"Hey, it used to be before, now is now, you forgot how the 'white rose' underwear was messed up by you, it must be caused by the money first, you are not enterprising, numb, in order to stop such accidents I decided to postpone the payment time..."

As I said, I squeaked my phalanx.

"Do you have anything to say?"

"No, no..." Shu Zhe muttered. "As long as Ye Lin brother, don't worry about it..."

After two classes, I became a sports committee, but decided to turn off the broadcast gymnastics. When everyone "shows the youthful style", I turned over the back wall of the school to buy a lipstick.

The squad leader knows that there will be a lot of thunder, the lack of broadcast gymnastics, the dog legs of the student union will be checked out, and then reported to the value of the teacher, the class is deducted is inevitable, plus Cao Gonggong recently claimed to have developed a A kind of "dual men's and women's double repair" broadcast gymnastics, deliberately doing wrong moves (such as the girl next to the right turn, back to him, he mimicked the various OX postures on the back of the girl), maybe the second (3) class This week, I will wear the hat of "Broadcast Gymnastics Worst Class".

No way, the squad leader is angry and can't take care of it. Only when broadcasting gymnastics, the students who are outside the school are the least. I don't want my lipstick to be met by an acquaintance.

In particular, if she is seen by Xiong Yaoyue, she should be more certain that I am a basis for doing things, and maybe share with me the experience of using lipstick.

Speaking of it, Xiong Yaoyue himself has not used lipstick, it is still unknown.

I used to say that at the end of the snack street, there is a bookstore in the semi-basement. In the secret compartment, I can buy H Man and A film. Recently, they have carried out various operations for the little girl who loves beauty. Some simple cosmetics or something.

I sneaked into the hidden shop door, and I looked around. Fortunately, there were no other customers. The boss was sweating and blowing a floor fan behind the counter.

"You are young, look at the film." I haven’t seen many times, and he is very impressed with me.

I remember that I came over last time and wanted to buy the Bible Old Testament for copying the script. At that time, the boss tried to recommend the H-Animation of the Dark Bible to me.

"Not to watch the film." I said slyly, "I heard that you have opened a new cosmetics shelf, I think... I want to buy a lipstick for my girlfriend."

Ah, shame, the boss’s wretched smirk is nothing, mainly because Shu Zhe is not my girlfriend, I knew I bought it through online shopping.

It’s good to bring Xiaoqin out, although her dysmenorrhea has not completely ended, but as long as I am willing to buy two lipsticks for her, she will definitely come with joy, even I will let Xiaoqin directly for me. I can buy it.

"No wonder you don't watch the Dark Bible. It turned out to be a real person." The boss, while driving my joke, recommended me a light pink lipstick.

"Don't do this." I said, "Give me a big red, especially special red."

The boss's brow wrinkled the old high. "I didn't expect you to be a young man. The taste is quite unique..."

Nonsense, of course, I know that the little girls now like light lipsticks, and even some other blue and black lipsticks, the red ones have long been shelved, but my lipstick is used to stay on the balloons. The traces are too shallow, not obvious. When the customer gives me a bad review, do you pay the responsibility?

As a result, because the red lipstick was too rare, I had no choice but to buy a name that “can keep the makeup for a long time and make the lips tender and tender”. What kind of nectar essence is included, it can be “natural antioxidant” Cheap lipstick.

Nima spent 50 of my oceans, enough for me to have two lunches. I remember that there are some lipsticks on the Internet for more than twenty dollars. It’s really a mistake.

However, if you think about it, if you run smoothly, a balloon will sell for 50 pieces, and you will immediately return to it.

Returning to the school from the snack street, it was the break between the big classes after the end of the radio exercise. I took a lipstick in my trouser pocket and walked carefully in the hallway. I didn't expect to meet the squad leader when I turned a corner.

The reason why the squad leader stopped in the corridor was probably to remove the wrinkles on the skirt and was tapping with his hand.

Because the tenth set of broadcast gymnastics is done, it is easy for the girls wearing the skirts to go out, so in the summer, the girls will basically prepare a pair of trousers, put them on before the radio exercise, and then exchange them for the radio exercise.

Really, it is not too troublesome.

What surprised me a bit was that the squad leader saw me coming over, but didn't ask me because I turned off the radio exercise. Instead, I lowered my gaze and aimed at something on the right side of the window sill.

Look closely, isn't it a small cat? It's a furry one. It's not much bigger than a palm. How do you run into the school? How do you jump on the window sill? It is forbidden to bring pets to school in the 28th. If it is a wild cat, it is even worse.

I remember that the director hated the cat the most. She hated the student couple first, and the second hated the cat. If she found the little cat, she would definitely kick her tail to the road.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, I just thought about the teacher in my mind, I heard her annoying roar:

"Where did the cat go, find out for me, don't know if the vice principal is allergic to the cat, be sure to throw it out of school for me."

Next is the footsteps of no less than five people. In addition to the director, there must be four student council members to be her accomplices.

Judging by the sound, the opponent will not be more than 20 steps away from us. As long as I turn the corner, I can catch the little cat.

The little cat did not know the danger of approaching. He squatted on the window sill and spoke to the squad leader.

"喵~~~~"

The squad leader, like the honey in the atrium, showed an unbelievable, shocking and happy expression.

Actually, there are cats who ignore the hunter's aura. Looking closely, the color of this cat is a bit like the cat king who often swims near the monk temple.

It was twenty seconds after the squad’s hunter’s aura, and finally the slapmaster’s cat tyrant was fanned with a meat pad.

Is it a descendant of it, the newborn cat is not afraid of the tiger, there is a kitten showing goodwill to himself, the squad leader is like being persecuted for ten years by the text, and finally the right-winger who turned over the case of Zhao Xue is happy, though not Like Xiong Yaoyue, he laughed loudly, but his eyes were full of incitement, and he almost burst into tears.

"Teaching Director, can you give me a cat after you catch it?" One of the student union members asked with ulterior motives. Because the distance was very close, both the squad leader and I could hear it clearly.

"What to do for you, you have to take it back." The teacher's tone is indifferent.

"No, it is my coward who is good at making dragon and tiger fighting dishes. I want to provide some ingredients..."

"Okay, let you take it back."

I rely on this situation, the justice of the squadron's martyrdom, suddenly increased to the sky, not far from the level of ah, finally have a life-long worry about their good kittens, do you want it for it, Resist the teacher as a class cadre, and even fight with the student union.

I don't mind, as long as you are not afraid that the squad leader will be dismissed, then as long as you make an order, I will stand on your side.

The owl director is awesome. Although I don’t usually teach the teacher because of my father’s previous career, but your teacher is not a teacher in my eyes. What else did you teach in addition to teaching the students to each other? what.