I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

On Thursday, the first two days of the most difficult dysmenorrhea have passed, and Xiaoqin appears to be slightly more spiritual.

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, it’s better to go to the movies together on weekends."

"Go to see." I did not say with a good breath, "Go to "Cinderella's Sister" or "Snow White Queen's Legend"."

"The movie that Ye Lin said is so strange... and why do you seem to be angry..."

Nonsense, I heard your dreams yesterday, I realized that you always hope that I am ugly, and I am still playing my face. Nima, is this directional disfigurement, even though I am like Sparta? It doesn't matter if you look good, but it's hard to be inherited by your parents, so you can be reset by washing.

I ignored Xiaoqin, playing a game on the mobile phone that I just downloaded last night, called "Miyao Grandma", which is quite fun.

Xiaoqin stared at the screen of my mobile phone for a while, until I was named by the biology teacher on the podium, and then my neck was shrunk back.

I haven't talked to Xiaoqin for more than half an hour.

It seems that students should not talk to the neighboring table when they were in class, and they gave me hard work to achieve four modernizations.

Xiaoqin grievously buried her face in the textbook.

By the time of class, I still played games there.

Xiaoqin was born and said: "Ye Lin, I said..."

I slammed the screen and ignored her completely.

"Excuse me..."

噼噼啪啪, 噼噼啪啪,

Xiao Qin finally couldn’t help it:

"呜呜呜呜~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~ Ye Lin would rather play with my grandmother than play with me."

Lying in the trough, you have at least finished the full name of "Miyao Grandma", Niu Shili has already suffered an internal injury on the right side, don't let the whole class think that I have any strange interest in the grandmother.

In order to let Xiaoqin shut up, I temporarily lend the phone to her to play, so that she can also feel the fun of the grandmother, before sending a text message, Shujie called out the joint.

Shuzhe was called out, of course, in order to recycle the "white rose" underwear. This time, Shu Zhe did not mess up. After handing over the plain underwear in the sealed bag, he extended his hand to me.

"Hey, ask for money, you are a greedy ghost. Every time you don't pay in advance, this money is already given to you."

"No." Shuzhe pretend to be embarrassed, "Ye Linge, I am asking you for new underwear, not to make full use of time."

I got a face: "Sorry, I was a little lazy recently, didn't contact the customer, and didn't receive a new order."

"What." Shu Zhe is quite dissatisfied. "What are you going to do with Ye Lin, I thought I would receive the next business, and I didn't bring the underwear with replacement. Now I know how cool I am." ”

Cool your sister, you are wearing shorts and not a skirt. Even if you are knocked off your shorts by classmates, you find that you are not wearing underwear, it is always much stronger than wearing women's underwear. Do you still get used to it?

I came to his head and got a chestnut chisel.

"What is it called, you are the boss or I am the boss, you suspect that my contact business is not hard, then you can contact yourself, anyway, our online store has four customer service numbers..."

"Ye Lin brother, are you letting me part-time your customer service?"

"Yeah, the four names in the customer service, the 'Nanguo Red Bean' will be returned to you later, I will explain with the old customers, 'Southern Red Bean' is part-time by the model lady, since you are so beautiful, Let's pull business with your own skills."

Shu Zhe lowered his eyes and seriously thought about it.

"That... I will pay extra for my part-time job as a customer service."

He really still cares about the money.

I have a big mouth, "No, you have earned enough. You know, the business of the original underwear is that you take the big head and I take the small head. From today, the business of the original underwear is outsourced. You, when it is still my money to receive underwear, you pay the original money... I will tell you the original charging standard. As for whether you have the ability to let the customer raise the price in the future, it depends on your own ability. It is."

"This...the customers thought I was a woman, and the underwear they chose was worn by me. If I do customer service, they will be more excited."

"This is not a fake, maybe you will be tempted by words in your speech. When you don't, you should not be angry with customers."

"While Ye Lin, you said, how can I offend the **** of wealth? Anyway, if I am a man, I will not suffer, so I will follow them and then let them give them more money."

The trough strategy has already been thought out, all honest buyers, please do not choose the "Southern Red Bean" customer service when patronizing the store, he is a special slap.

After telling him the account number and password of "Southland Red Bean", I installed the Taobao Want Want program for his mobile phone, told him the basic usage method, and the purchase record and personality characteristics of several current guests. He learned quickly. It is a good student in the eyes of the teacher.

When I returned to the classroom, Xiao Qin was still playing "Miyao Grandma", which seemed to be quite fascinating.

It’s not a boy who has been a long time, it’s easy to indulge in the game.

Seeing me sitting back behind the desk, Xiaoqin reluctantly returned the phone to me and suddenly asked:

"Why, Amy would think that you want her underwear."

Lying in the trough, you peeked at my short message box, and for a moment, before you clear the SMS box and the caller record, you can't hand over the phone to your girlfriend. I made the mistake that the man is most likely to make.

I look red and blue, and the blue is transparent. In short, it is not normal.

"That, the people in the entertainment industry are inevitably self-centered, she is too sensitive."

Xiaoqin used English textbooks to cover and showed me a suspicious expression.

"But, I have added a few qq animation groups. Recently they are discussing some sister-controlled animations, such as "My sister can't be so cute", "As long as there is love, even my brother is fine." People must have my sister, what..."

"I told them: The **** brothers and sisters are disgusting together. They even said that I don't understand art. I can't accept the aesthetic trend of the new era. It is a guardian hypocrite..."

"I said that I am not a gentleman is a girl. In the eyes of girls, it is very disgusting to love brothers and sisters. They don't believe it. They also say that I am a lame man. Let me cool where to stay..."

"Ye Lin, I am not a big man, right." Xiaoqin asked me with tears in her eyes.

Of course, you are not a lame man. Is this kind of thing deliberately confirmed to me?

"That... I said that brother and sister love is disgusting, and it is correct."

"..."

"How do you hesitate to ask Ye Lin, do you have an impure thought about your sister? The first step is to take Amy's underwear and gradually grab other more important things."

Please, I want to steal Amy's underwear and have nothing to do with the love of the brothers and sisters. I just want to change the money, and I will not give Cao the original underwear, I will clean it and give it to him, but this kind of thing, how do you tell me? It.

"Ye Lin, if you want girls' underwear, I can take it off at any time...not as good as this class..."

What do you do after class? I don't need your underwear. When your underwear can sell 20,000 yuan, come over and find me.

It was not until Xiaoqin was called by an English teacher to answer the question. This topic that made me very embarrassed ended.

After that, I have been ignoring Xiao Qin and not giving her the opportunity to ask questions. "Miyao Grandma" has been played until 36.

When I used the computer to process the order at night, "Popeye" and "Fireball Uncle" were on the line at the same time. Popeye said to me that he had not paid his salary this month, so he couldn't buy a new baby for a while, and he felt a little lonely.

I advised him not to be too self-satisfied, and have time to chat with the No. 4 customer service of the model lady, which is free of charge.

Popeye sailed to Shuzhe to chat, and Fireball Uncle seemed to have known this for a long time. He had already talked with Shu Zhe once in the afternoon.

I told him that the white rose **** could be shipped at the latest tomorrow. He was delighted and told me that he had come up with a new business suitable for our online store.

"I said Red Bean Sister..."

"Hey." I didn't respond at the moment. I only remembered that Shuzhe's customer service name was "Southern Red Bean", and Red Bean Sister was a nickname for Miss Fireball.

"Look at the time of the red bean sister's work, it seems to be a student."

"Yes, it’s a student, a high school student, but a long baby face, hahahaha..."

I slyly concealed.

"Today I talked with my red bean sister. She is very pleasing, and she will not be angry when she opens a little color. She will not be angry when she looks at her **** jade. It really makes me think."

"When I picked my underwear in the store and asked her for advice, I really couldn't enjoy it. I must have seen the owner, and the silkworm hollow translucent underwear is my choice. Please be sure to let tomorrow. The red bean sister put on, in addition to the price of the underwear, it also cost me 500 oceans..."

Shuzhe is so sharp, actually only relying on one mouth to say that the guests are comfortable, the price has risen to 500 yuan, compared to less than 50 pieces of underwear itself.

"But ha, the original underwear is still too expensive, and the taste is fast... I think the owner can develop some other consumables..."

"Consumables, what do you mean?"

"For example, a balloon is fine."

"balloon."

"Yes, the air that the red bean sister breathed must be bought, even if it is not used to smell it, there is a special interest in hanging the balloon on its own ceiling."

“With the original underwear, the effect is better.”