I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After lunch at noon, I had lunch with her, and Xiao Can was sleeping on the desk in the classroom.

After waking up, her morning's fearful expression disappeared, replaced by rare maturity and stability.

"Ye Lin, our children finally grow up safely?"

So fast, the last episode is not to say that drinking poor quality milk powder is not enough, so it grows up so quickly, and your "sleep TV" signal is quite good, you can watch TV dramas when you close your eyes, the home cable TV fees can be paid without paying.

"Well, although our children spit out because of the squad leader's relationship, but fortunately they met a big nose doctor..."

What is the relationship with the squad leader, isn’t it that the milk powder you bought is dying? Don’t rely on the squad leader.

And where is the big nose doctor, Dr. Auntie in "Detective Conan", go wrong, don't think that the big nose is a good person, according to netizens guess, Dr. Ayi may be behind the scenes of the dark organization BOSS what.

“Dr. Big Nose has a potion that looks good in color. After our children have drunk, they are not only well ill, but they grow up immediately.”

Nima don't just drink suspicious syrup, and seeing this effect is the opposite version of Conan's drunken medicine. Why can't Dr. Auntie give this syrup to drink Conan? He is the boss of dark tissue. .

Xiao Qin looked at me tenderly, his eyes and eyes.

"Since the children are growing up, we are old, so please ask Ye Lin to sit with me at the fire and spend a happy old age together."

When I was 14 years old, I said that I am old. You can make those single uncles in their 30s feel awkward. Don’t be uncle, the 61-year-old uncle like Putin, who has just divorced his wife and intends to usher in the second spring of life.

"Oh, my son's college entrance examination volunteers want to fill it out, the child his father is drinking alcohol and playing mahjong all day, my mother is really troublesome (1_1)."

Xiaoqin played with the bangs in front of his forehead and fell into meditation.

Why, by default, after I got married, I am a personal scum husband, so if I am so happy to marry someone else.

I thought Xiaoqin, who was a continuous dream, was enough to stay. I didn't expect it to go to school on the way home after 5:20, Xiaoqin chased him from behind and cried and said to me:

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, our children were kidnapped."

The young masters and the little daughter-in-law on the road looked at us with horror and fear, and did not understand the children of the two middle school students.

I didn't madly let her lower the sound a little, and did not agree with it: "Is it a dream again? Now it has evolved to dream without sleep."

"No, no." Xiaoqin shook her head desperately and showed me her shell phone.

"Our children were really kidnapped, and he sent us a text message."

I took a closer look and saw that Xiaoqin’s mobile phone was written:

"Parents, I am cohabiting with the opposite sex, please call 10,000 yuan to Zhang police officer card, Zhang Yang: 6228482921278556615 Agricultural Bank, don't call, come out and say."

Your sister, this is a good scam message. I received one a few days ago, but it wasn’t that the police officer was not a police officer, but not 10,000 yuan was 8,000 yuan. How is this liar? I have not seen my appetite for two days and it has become bigger.

My nose was almost discouraged, and said to Xiaoqin: "Don't ignore him. You are also convinced of such mentally retarded tricks. Are you idiots?"

Xiaoqin’s eyes were tearful, and he worriedly held the phone in his chest.

"I, I also know that it may be a scam message, but in case it is really what to do, in case our children used the invention of Dr. Big Nose, they crossed the world of dreams, and as a result, they were caught together with the opposite sex. He was tortured and tortured, sitting on a tiger bench, and finally sent us a text message. We used it as a scam message to save him. Then he should be pitiful and sad."

Which world law do you belong to? Why do you live with the opposite sex? You have to be filled with chili water to sit on the tiger bench. It is the treatment of the revolutionary martyrs, and this son is so hard to go through time and space, but he does not know how to prioritize. Recognize, but first find a cohabitation of the opposite sex... This kind of filial son does not matter.

Like the mother of the protector, Xiaoqin showed a stubborn expression.

"Even if my father does not care, I will save him as a mother."

So I really called the liar back and used the hands-free.

I thought that no one would answer. I didn't expect Xiao Qin to whisper a word "Hey." Later, there was a cry of tears in the opposite direction.

"Mom, Mom, save me~~~~~~~~~~~~,,,, don't you tell me not to call? I am so miserable, I can't help myself. I have time to talk quickly. The police officer sent money."

It sounds like a male student's voice. It is estimated that the age is bigger than me and Xiaoqin, and his crying feelings are sincere. It is a good expression of the lonely students who are called chickens outside, and the helpless mood of being arrested by the anti-vice team is discussed. The degree is much worse than the so-called "idol" in China, which only knows the lines. It is really a pity for them to be a son.

Xiaoqin hesitated, promised: "Son, son, don't be afraid, although your father's heart is too embarrassing, but my mother will come to save you."

Although the opposite side felt that this "mother" was a little younger, but someone was fooled when they burned high incense, so they continued to cry:

"Mom~~~~ My mother~~~~~ Dad is too careful~~~~~ I can only rely on my mother to save this life."

You are careful, don't ask my father.

Xiao Can gave me a look, as if I really did not save my son, and then whispered to the phone and advised:

"Son, you, don't worry, my mother has no money, but your grandmother has, I will ask her."

Going to Ren Aunt, you are waiting to be beaten by Auntie.

"Mom~~~~~ Anyway, let's hurry up, I have to be tortured and dead, and I can't receive any money. They will use a vise to pull my teeth."

I am going to go. You are talking about the people’s police officers or the underworld. You are not allowed to insult the pillars of those countries and the guardians of the people.

Xiaoqin anxiously knocked on his head. "Yes, but my mother really has no money now, oh, yes,,,."

The opposite side temporarily stopped crying and showed a very interesting look.

"Son, son, Dr. Big Nose gave me the medicine that you gave me. Are you still half a bottle?"

Opposite: "#¥#%%%......@@@@#@@@@......@@@@#%@@@@."

"I always let you carry it with you, just in case, now is the time to use it."

"..."

"When you drink the potion now, you can continue to grow bigger, become a giant in attack, and kill the bad guys who bully you,".

The opposite scammer "Hmm..." for a while, took the initiative to hang up.

I finally found out that Xiao Qin was brain-dead, and shouted for half a day.