I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In order to rule out the impact of Xiaoqin's mentally retarded brainwaves on me, I took out my mobile phone to run a online store.

The picture of the product that was updated last night, that is, the photo of Shu Zhe wearing a leopard-print leotard, was praised by a group of Ps.

Some said: "The nosebleeds, the model lady is so cute, and the price is high."

Others said: "It looks like the chest is a little bigger than the last time... Going to breast augmentation, no matter how there is a ditch, it will be fire."

In fact, the milk ditch is the ps technology that I used to give me the Cao Gonggong. I added it a little bit. It took me a lot of effort. When I uploaded it, I also spent too much brain power and almost put it. Shuzhelu's naked jj's naked photo was passed on, so it would be big.

With such an eye-catching model as a signboard, the leopard-print tights immediately sold seven sets, and all received positive reviews. Only one commentary said:

"Why is the effect of my wife wearing a lot worse than the picture, (Note: my wife is 300 pounds)"

Nonsense, I am a standard code leopard-print tights, respecting the lady compared to the cosplay leopard girl, should go to the cosplay robot cat.

Some people questioned the color of Shu Zhe’s eyes:

"Why is the model lady's eyes a brown, a purple one, and a beautiful girl."

No, it’s just that I don’t make people recognize Shuzhe (not to misunderstand this is the squad leader), deliberately P into other colors, but it’s a good idea to let him wear a beautiful girl, so I don’t need the ps of my three-legged cat. Technology is gone.

What I can't think of is that the "Granda Sailor" and "Coriander stuffed buns" almost simultaneously sent me a message to buy a leopard-print tights that Shuzhe passed through.

Popeye: "I am waiting for this, the original price is 200 yuan, I am three times, 600 yuan to buy."

Coriander stuffing buns: "Make sure to give me, especially the thong, 400 yuan is enough."

I laughed in my heart, this coriander stuffed buns are rich and self-sufficient, but each time the bid is very generous, small and stingy.

So I replied to the parsley stuffed buns:

"Sorry, someone has already offered $600, the one who bought the nurse's suit last time."

The coriander stuffed buns were furious: "What, dare to grab something with the Lord, I am out of one thousand two, and now I will pack the things for me."

I also bought six copies of the leopard-print tights with the original price of 200 yuan. The message in the remarks: You know.

This profit... Nima is too terrible, the political teacher teaches the wrong, technology is not the primary productivity, metamorphosis is the primary productivity.

Although I don't want adult products stores to become a perverted goods store, everyone often said that the customer's request is the goal of our efforts, and a list can get more than a thousand yuan of profit, I really can't refuse to blame, we must blame Blame these metamorphosis is too rich.

So the dress was sold to the coriander stuffing buns, and the Popeye competition failed, very disappointing.

In order to comfort him, I mentioned to him the "small underwear" business of "you choose me to wear", and hinted: "The model lady has no appointment now. If you don't act, you should be preempted."

Popeye Sailor really went to the road, immediately chose a black silk translucent hollow **** underwear, on the basis of the original price to increase the price of 200 yuan, the model lady to wear on the body for three days.

According to the shame of this underwear, I should have charged 100 yuan per day, but considering that the Popeye is an old customer, I told him that this is a special offer, and the next time it will be restored to the original price, the Popeye said that he is very Being touched, I will always support our metamorphosis store.

Nima has changed her name to say that we are a perverted goods store. When Dad came back, I saw that I added new business to the online store. I would praise me or would swear at me.

During the lunch break, I saw that Cao Gonggong was asking Xiong Yao to eat ice cream (not Haagen-Dazs, but Xiong Yaoyue did not refuse), on the condition that Xiong Yaoyue answered several questions.

Ice cream is hard to freeze, Xiong Yaoyue contains ice cream, his cheeks are bulging, and vaguely said:

"You ask, I will count you when I am in a good mood."

Cao Gonggong nodded his head and took paper and pen. He asked like an interviewer:

"Small moon, if you are hurt, what will you say?"

I didn't say it in my mouth, but I knew in my heart that Cao Gonggong was absolutely collecting strange information to enrich the so-called second (3) class material library.

Xiong Yaoyue brows and picks up the whole ice cream from his mouth. He is angry and said: "It hurts me, is he intentional?"

Cao Gonggong looked at the sky: "It should be intentional..."

Xiong Yaoyue was furious. "I know that I will hurt and hurt me. He is going to die. I am absolutely screaming: Oh, your mother,."

Cao Gonggong’s forehead licked a drop of cold sweat. “Moon month sister, change one sentence into it. In that case, this sentence is not suitable.”

"No change, I think it is quite appropriate." Xiong Yaoyue put the ice cream back, and the ice sensation has softened a lot. She took a bite and took a bit, and saw Cao Gonggong squatting and slid away. .

"Weird problem..." Xiong Yaoyue said to herself, at this time she turned to see me and waved to me: "Haagen Das,."

You are called Haagen-Dazs. I promised that I will buy it for you. It’s just that I have no time today. Don’t rush every day. You, this silk girl, you are not so cute, no wonder The director saw that you were staying with other boys, and it didn't matter at all.

In the evening, after Shu Zhe had finished eating her sister's meal, she ran to my house to take the school uniform and watched his walking posture step by step. It seemed to be preventing me from any conspiracy.

Because the business of the online shop today is surprisingly good, I feel very good, and there is no difficulty for him. In addition to returning the new school uniform to him, he also gave him a dividend of 100 yuan.

"What is this money?" Shuzhe asked sternly, while holding down his clothes corner, as if I gave him money just to let him undress.

"It's a reward for you, because you didn't provoke your sister to be angry today, but also catch up with me, so I sent a bonus." I replied casually.

Shu Zhe looked at the truth with his eyes and collected the money.

"Oh, although not much, it is better than nothing."

Hey, I am still essaying with you. Are you sitting and collecting money every day like the Red Cross, you are satisfied.

I took out the black silk translucent hollow underwear specified by "Granda Sailor" and asked Shu Zhe to wear it for three days.

"Come back," Shu Zhe showed an incredible expression, but in a flash he put on a businessman's face: "How much can I get this time?"

I am comparing two fingers: "200 yuan."

"200 yuan." Shu Zhe seems to be insulted. "The last strawberry **** were 300 yuan. This time, the underwear is so shameful... Why is the money less?"

Well, because I bought the underwear of the original underwear, the underwear is the underwear, the original taste is the original taste, the last strawberry underwear has low profit, so I want the price to be a bit black, this time the black silk underwear has high profit, and it gives the Popeye offer, so Shu Zhe's money is less.

I advised Shu Zhe to take a long-term view, and did not give him a 100-yuan bonus just now, and make money with him, don’t worry about it with the boss.

I thought that compared with yesterday’s torture, I took the same amount of money for almost 300 yuan today. I thought that he was in balance, so I borrowed the bathroom from me and I want to put the black silk underwear on now. .

I smiled and said: "What are you eager to do, can you change home? Is it still addictive to wearing women's underwear?"

Shu Zhe gave me a blank eye. "It’s not safe to put in your pocket. If you find it by your sister."

"Moreover, the so-called wear for three days, refers to 72 hours, time is money, after I deliver, is it possible to make a next order."

Nima's business is really smart. I don't want to make money and shame. The perverted customers in our online store are blessed. "You choose me to wear" business is officially launched, you can make an appointment with the pseudo-naughter.

Early in the morning on Wednesday, Xiao Qin God told me mysteriously:

"Ye Lin, I dreamed again yesterday..."

Have you had a spring dream yet, have you ever made a dream with me? Everyday dreaming, you want to become a **** girl.

"People are not kinky?" Xiaoqin said unhappy, "Ye Lin, you have to be responsible."

It is also said that it is not a **** girl. This kind of tone that makes me responsible is not what happened after I had a spring dream yesterday.

"Well... Actually yesterday’s dream was made by the day before yesterday..."

I still rely on the drama, what is the story of yesterday’s dream?

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... What can it be? It is the birth of the love of me and Ye Lin."

How is it that you have a baby? Your progress in this series is slightly faster. Can you still dream about feeding your child?

Speaking of it, Xiao Cani bowed his head.

"Ye Lin, I am sorry, because of some indescribable power, our children can't eat milk, they are all hungry."

What is the unspeakable power, isn't it that you are poor, then do you think of a way for your child?

"There are... of course, but there are squad leaders rushing out halfway, saying that she wants to help my baby, I immediately kicked her off."

Your sister's, you are really decisive in the dream, it is your long-cherished wish to fly the squad leader, and why the squad leader has milk.

"After the squad leader became the star of the distant sky, I went to the supermarket to buy the most expensive milk powder. Our little baby finally didn't have to go hungry."

Is it a long-term use of milk powder to solve it? Breast milk is the most nutritious and can increase immunity.

Xiao Qin suddenly speeded up the speech and his expression became urgent:

"But I didn't think that such expensive milk powder actually contained melamine. After our children drank the milk powder, they immediately spit on the mouth and left the people unconscious."

"The result, what is the result."

Xiaoqin sat up straight and worried. "I don't know how the result is. The alarm clock rang when I vomited. It seems that I have to continue tonight. I am really worried about our son..."

Niu Shili heard the last few conversations between me and Xiao Qin, revealing an extremely unnatural expression.