I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Who is sorry, Guan Erye! Who is going to worship you! And you just suspected that I was gay, so I forgot it for a while! You are a goldfish with only seven seconds of memory!

Solemnly reminded: According to the testimony of the Science Squirrel and Dad, the memory of the goldfish is only seven seconds, which is a pseudo-science. It is just like the description of "Yanshan Snowflake is as big as a table". I will continue to use it after this description. Some requirements are strict. If the Chinese teacher is proficient in mathematics and physics and other 18 martial arts students, please do not use it.

"Well, you can check it out." Amy is very interested in me and Xiong Yaoyue's PK. "It is said that the women of the Tian Dynasty are much more competitive than the men in the competition. Let me see if this is the case." !"

sports? Are you talking about the total number of Chinese women's medals in the Olympic Games always exceeding men? But this phenomenon is simply not applicable to e-sports! Chinese women are not enough to work compared to Chinese otaku who are fully engaged in video games!

However, the girls I have seen playing very good games already have Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue. Chairman Mao once taught us that women can top half the sky. If the otakus are self-sufficient, they may soon be brought up by the industrious and brave Chinese women. When they are on the list of the ladder, the list of the land, and the list of the women, they are all occupied by female IDs such as "Huang Xiaohua". The otaku can have both eyes. Weeping blood is self-discriminating.

Amy’s legs were standing behind us for three minutes. The cashier knew that she had contributed her chair to the cold, and Amy was not polite. She sat directly on the cushion and swayed her feet. The cashier missed her head and expressed her approval.

"Learn to learn, maid." Amy poked my back with my fingers. "You can get things done before the owner asks, and you pass the exam!"

At this time, the fighting game has entered the selection screen. It may be that too much has been played by Sangjilf. Xiong Yaoyue changed the role of the boxing champion Baisen (we generally call Taisen directly, because I really can’t see it. There is a difference between Mori, and the face is full of expressions that will pull out your ears.)

After pressing the light punch to confirm the choice, Xiong Yaoyue looked at me smugly. "You have chosen! Choose a good one, it is best to let the sister cool!"

It can be seen that Xiong Yaoyue likes to use power-type characters. Presumably, the style of fighting is very rough. It is very different from the trick of playing in the game of Xiaoqin. Since the fat man said that Xiong Yaoyue has never lost in the Henderson Center, then it must be Also quite a master, I have to be careful.

By the way, just after the fat man was watching the incident, it might be because I saw the cold eyes under my sunglasses. I was hiding in the distance and fishing. I really have a mosquito repellent effect. .

I am not a game expert. I am sure that there is no Xiong Yao Yue Gao. Although I used to play "Street Fighter 4", the fixed choice character is Feilong (because his prototype is Bruce Lee), but I think my dragon is not good enough, with small The celery was almost suppressed everywhere, and the few plates that won were the celery.

I am very good at winning, and in the face of such a master of Xiong Yaoyue, the usual method is that there is no chance of winning. I have a chance to choose Jia Mi, a long-haired girl who is often used by Xiao Qin, and intends to imitate Xiao Qin’s style of play to give Xiong Yaoyue a surprise.

I didn't expect Xiong Yao to laugh out loudly, pointing at my face with ill-intention. "Hey? Grand Masters really like to use girls?"

I still have no time to retort. Amy, sitting behind, yelled at the ice cream and interjected: "Yes, he likes to play with girls."

Your sister! No, yes... my sister! Which of your eyes saw me playing with girls! And why women play male characters will be considered to have unexpected surprises, but male female characters are deceived! Both sexes are not equal at all! The liberation of women in China is overdone! I have a uncle who was hit by a wife of her height of 1.79 meters on the sofa every day. I want to go to the "Fo Lian" to ask for help. I can't find it!

I don’t know if Xiong Yaoyue had spent a lot of energy with Tang Jiang, or the champion Wang Baisen was not her best character. It may be that I successfully imitated the trick of Xiao Qin’s use of Amy, in short, three games and two wins. The first game was actually won by me.

"Hey? Kid is not bad!" Xiong Yaoyue cried in surprise, and then the eyebrows became a serious look, and I started a fierce second game.

Seeing me in the next city, Amy didn't know that it was difficult, but just commented very coldly: "As my servant, this thing should still be able to do it, or what should you do?"

Her voice did not fall, I was beaten to the floating by the bison's head, and then declared invincible in the madness of a super mad cow combination.

"Haha! This time I know that Laozi is amazing!" Xiong Yaoyue patted the machine and danced.

In other words, Xiong Yaoyue looks quite arrogant. If she doesn't know that she is this character, losing to the girl and letting her boast in front of her, it is indeed possible to trigger a real person PK.

"You a girl, why do you call yourself ‘I am Lao’?” I spit.

"Hey? The men will lose a lot of opinions! Then I will change it: this time I know that the old lady is amazing!"

After the meal, I asked: "Are you satisfied?"

Who is your defeat, three wins in three games, one after the other, there is a deciding game behind! See if I don't die for the dignity of men and you! Old lady... No, I am fighting with you!

Seeing that I lost in the second game, Amy still squinted at the ice cream, and only for a long time said:

"Under my hands are useless creatures. Just like Obama, boasting two sentences will immediately drop the chain."

Xiong Yaoyue was very surprised to hear it. "Hey? The Chinese teacher always said that the US president is restricted by the people. Is there really a root in him?"

Feed and feed, the direction of the spit is wrong! Whether it is "under the hand" or "biological", even sitting on the right, I am better than your hydrocephalus! And when President Obama, who is black, is picked up by the chain, Americans will absolutely think of racial discrimination and slavery that has long since disappeared!

She was distracted and I was beaten by a third of the blood.

Even if I quickly gathered my spirits into the fighting rhythm, I couldn’t stop me from being in a good state, and I just made Xiaoqin good at making me fascinating. At this time, I am not alone in the fight, I have the soul of Xiaoqin (this kind of thought makes me tremble), it feels very incomparable, let me solve the battle cleanly.

Won! I actually won! My half-knife player, who was half-baked, broke the unbeaten record of "Xiong Sister" at Henderson Game Center! Where are the flowers? Where is the applause? Why didn’t fans come to Shanshan for a long time? Since then, it has been the era of my "Ye Ge"! Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!

Xiong Yaoyue looked at me with a sullen look and did not show any blown appearance.

"That... Did you misunderstand? In fact, I was often defeated at the Henderson Center."

"Hey? You are often beaten. How do you still call you an unbeaten bear?"

"Nima has at least added the word 'sister' to the aging mother!" Xiong Yaoyue said with anger. "Give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant. If you feel familiar with me, you dare to make such a joke. Is it true? I believe you will make you small." JJ cut it down and do slingshot play!"

Do you think my little JJ is the current Malang bomb! Where is the flexibility of a small JJ! And playing this kind of joke with boys is not blushing, you are a man! Although your appearance does not make people misunderstand that you are a man, in fact, your soul is a man! Unlike the little bully in my childhood, the guy is dressed as a male but has a strong yin inside. He often angers me for no reason. The weather in Dongshan is still elusive... Why is there a kind of Xiong Yaoyue? The strange illusion of the loss of friends with Tao Ge and Shen Shaoyi?

Amy is dying to insert a sentence: "I want to play."

What are you going to play! I want to come over and play a fighting game, or want to play with a slingshot made by my little JJ! Don't say something that is easy to misunderstand in front of your brother! You cannibals, you barbarians, you must be a group! I have already discovered it! Amy, you are the pioneer of the US imperialists to subvert our country, and Xiong Yaoyue's skin is so dark, how to see how it is like Hawaii! There is almost no sense of disobedience between the two of you standing! One from the United States, one from the US Hawaiian Islands, I am a Chinese who has become a minority in front of you!

"Wait, let's run too far." I said, "Follow why you often lose to others, and you are also known as 'unbeaten bear...bear sister.'"

Xiong Yaoyue licked the smell of ice cream remaining in his mouth, saying coldly:

"Nothing is too special, but when someone else treats me, I often deliberately lose two games to be friendly!"

"What?" I didn't respond at the moment.

"It's stupid! That is to say, if you spend someone else's game currency, I will deliberately lose two games. If you lose or win, let the other party be willing to continue to ask me to play! If it is my own coin..."

Speaking of her eyes here.

"In order to make my money die, I will try my best to use this coin to play more time, so all challengers must win!"

Good idea! In fact, your appearance is not bad. If you sell the cute dressing route, it is estimated that many game otaku will voluntarily invite you to play, but... the scene is really unimaginable.

Xiong Yaoyue proudly embraced his chest with both hands: "Uh 哼哼哼哼哼~~~~~"

"My real title is: ‘If you save yourself, you will never lose, but if someone else treats you, you will have an unbeaten bear sister who will release the water!”

Nima has a title of 29 words! You still let people not gasp! I must eat too much before I go back and count it again!