I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"You are the name of the duck!" The cap was furious. "You don't think I used to wear a cap. I really thought I was a cap!"

"Hey? Didn't you call the cap? It's amazing!" I groaned at the beard that didn't exist on my chin. "So, 'Duck Duo' or 'Da Taro', these two names are in you. Pick one!"

The cap of the cap screamed exhaustively: "What is the name of Nima! I said I am not a surname duck!"

It’s hard to do it. I know that the anime celebrities who started with the "duck" are so two. You are really dissatisfied with both of you!

The cap patted the chest and said, "You remember me! My name is Don! My name is..."

"Don't Donald?" I blurted out.

The cap was unreasonably punched, and he didn’t know why he stopped.

"I don't know you in general!" The cap put his fist back in a stern manner. "My name is Tang Jiang! But it is useless to tell you, you are all dead!"

Sugar... syrup? What kind of sweet thing? No, think carefully about "Tangjiang"? Because of the "Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet", the real name of the Cap is sure to have a relationship with the duck!

Also said that I am going to die, what is going on? Was it because of the words of Pentaxus last time that I suspected that I had AIDS, so I guessed that my life was not long, and I dared not touch me because I was afraid of infection?

If you dare not touch me, I dare to touch you! I deliberately stepped forward and forced the cap to be a king... No, just when he called Tang Jiang, it forced Tang Jiang to go backwards.

Tang Jiang’s younger brothers did not know me, and they wanted to come up with their fists. The result was that Tang Jiang reached out and drank.

"Don't go! He is a gay-based gay! You can't get AIDS! You are careful to be infected by him!"

The younger brothers were shocked, as if they had seen prehistoric monsters.

"The hero does not eat before the loss." Tang Jiang calmed down and shouted to the younger brothers, "Let's first withdraw, and wear a chemical protective suit to swear him! Let him know that our taekwondo is amazing!"

The younger brothers said that they were behind the Tangjiang River and frowned at me, as if they were avoiding bacterial weapons, and carefully walked out of the game center.

Listening to Tang Jiang said that I was the base, and Xiong Yaoyin stunned and showed a very curious expression.

"Hey? Was it true that you are gay? No wonder I always feel that you are different from others!"

Shut up! Who is gay! I can't say that I am gay!

"Don't be shy!" Xiong Yaoyue patted me on the back. "I won't discriminate against you because you are gay! I told you: This is very popular! I have always regretted that there are no homosexuals in our class." It!"

Xiong Yaoyue handed his chest to make this kind of sadness:

"Now I have finally got you this homosexuality. Let's finish our second (3) class and finally have a good morality..."

You will be successful in your success! If you say that I am gay, I will prove it to you!

Seeing that my expression was very unhappy, Xiong Yaoyue folded his hands together and apologized to me very seriously:

"Don't be angry! If you don't want to come out, I will definitely keep you secret! You are my sisters in the future... No, it's my buddy! Come, play with the moon sister for a while! You take me The opponents are mad, and they have to take responsibility for the starting point?"

Who are you sister? In addition to the fact that the squad leader is a day older than me, there is no more person in the class who is qualified to call me my sister! No, even if the squad leader is qualified to call me my sister, I will just give you an example.

And Tang Jiang is your own run! If you win him and converge later, he may not be so unpleasant with a girl you? You are so ignorant, I think it will be too much trouble!

At this time, I suddenly heard the bell ringing of "哗啦哗啦", Amy, who was holding a small bell on her foot, came over to us, cleaned like a new bag and put it on her shoulder. Both hands held a glass of DQ ice cream shop. Austrian ice cream.

Eh? When did you run out to buy ice cream? How could I not see it? Did you eat enough of the waffle cone just now? Is it because I ate you an ice cream ball, so I have to eat some more to be addicted?

This, it seems that ice cream is not a particularly healthy food, it is estimated to be within the list of limited restrictions, but since Pentos only agreed with me on cola, then I allow Amy to eat ice cream, not a violation of "between men "Agreement"?

Amy who came over ignored the existence of Xiong Yaoyue and handed me the right hand Oreo ice cream, saying coldly:

"Men, this is for you to eat."

Seeing that I didn't immediately reach for it, she frowned. "Get away! I am very tired with it! How do you like to trouble me!"

I took the ice cream, and the cold touch made my brains slow. At this time, Xiong Yaoyue also saw Amy, and her eyes immediately released the sun-like light, which made Amy block her face with the left hand as if she was avoiding ultraviolet rays.

"Hey? Whose child is this? Ye Lin, do you know? Quick! Introduce it to me! So cute! Really want to touch! Let my sister touch it! Just! Just touch it!"

Xiong Yaoyue was so excited to sit on the stool and seemed to be entangled in whether Amy would agree to let her touch it. She nervously supported her knees, like a schoolboy waiting for the teacher to announce the test results.

"This golden hair is not like dyed, there are blue eyes... Is it British?"

It seems that after watching the "Harry Potter" series of movies, Xiong Yaoyue has always regarded the blond foreign girl as an Englishman. Should it come from the heroine Hermione? It is said that Cao Gonggong seems to have collected a lot of naked photos of Hermione's actor, and has been asking me if I want to see...

Amy was very dissatisfied with the straw of the ice cream in her mouth and said in a voice: "The British country, when the United States did not help during World War II, has long since become a German colony!"

"诶??? is an American! A living American! Chinese is so good!"

Xiong Yaoyue almost excitedly shook the stool under the seat from the floor. She turned to ask me: "What does this little loli have to do with you?"

Although I really want to tell the truth, but because of various inconveniences, I had to lie: "I am a distant child, the name is Amy, is a mixed-race, temper is not very good, always say weird, you don't provoke her."

Although the sound I used was small enough, Amy, who was next to it, heard it. She spit out my tongue with ice cream color and sarcastically said:

"Who is your distant relatives! The men in the district actually want to climb relatives with the owner, really shameless!"

Hey, you will know when you wait, we are really not distant relatives, but we are close relatives! You will call my brother one day!

"This... Amy, when did you run out to buy ice cream, why didn't I see it?" I changed the subject.

Amy smugly glared at the ice cream (it seems to be very addictive with a straw), "I didn't buy it! How can a top class like me do errands? I gave the cashier a 500 yuan to let her Buy it for me!"

I squatted in the direction of the counter, and I saw that the cashier was panting. It seemed that I was leaving the job and ran back and forth. At this time, I was nervous and excited to pinch the banknotes in my pocket.

Hey, it really is that money can make the ghosts push, the cashier wants to come to the monthly salary is not high, running a leg can make so much money, should be considered good luck?

"Ah, there--" Amy suddenly remembered something. "I took the dirty bag and cleaned it for me! It cost me only 500 yuan, which is really cheap!"

It is said that when the cashier saw that Hermès' carriage sign was stepped on the footprints, the expression was very complicated. It can be said that the emptiness contained sorrow. In short, the heart was cold and would not love again.

I heard that there is a 500-dollar errand fee, and Xiong Yaoyue’s Zhang Dazui shows a regrettable look.

"That, Amy girl... No, Miss Amy! This kind of good thing calls me back! I am the best at errands! I want to earn this money!"

Hey, hello, Xiong Yaoyue, you are a little girl, good! The look of this financial fan is completely a sly face!

Amy likes others to respect herself. It seems that Xiong Yaoyue’s first impression on Amy is not bad, so that I was not arguing that I would not raise any objections when I was afraid that the ice would be pushed to Xiong Yaoyue.

Xiong Yaoyue happily glared at Oreo Ice Cream (sorry her fierce look can only use the word "啃"), and the electric light and flint will be solved, and then she will breathe a sigh of relief and praise:

"Sure enough, the big horn is right! The things that others treat are the best!"

After eating the ice cream, she seemed to immediately forget what she had just said to touch Amy’s request. Xiong Yaoyue shot the space on the right side of her:

"Come and play with me in two games! If you don't have game coins, I have it!"

She reached for a pair of shorts and trousers, but she was very embarrassed to find only one shiny thing. Looking closely, it was not a game coin, but a fifty cent coin.

"Oh, it's not good!" Xiong Yaoyue sighed with a fist in his heart, "I actually used up the last cough with that cough syrup!"

She squinted at the five cent coin between her fingers. "You said, can you recognize this by throwing it in?"

Identify a fart! The game currency is a dollar, and the cheaper five cents do you want to take? And this method is absolutely impossible! If you ask why, it is because I have already done this kind of thing when I was young, but I didn’t have it!

Since there are still a lot of game coins in my pocket, I also want to behave a little more in front of Amy, so I stuffed two coins into the coin slot, and said:

"It doesn't matter, I am asking you."

Xiong Yao’s face reminded me with no expression: “This machine can only play two coins in one play. If you want to fight, you have to vote two more.”

Nima is really dark! I used to know a very dark game shop owner. He not only set all the substrates to two coins, but also set the difficulty of the game to 8, which is twice as large as other stores. Later, I heard that he was stunned by a rogue head who had died in the first pass of the Three Kingdoms. I don’t know if it was true or not.

Seeing that I voted two more coins very happily, Xiong Yaoyue appeared to be the first time I met my expression.

"Hey? Nothing to be diligent, arrogant, thief! You are not interested in me?--I have to tell you in advance: You can't soak me! I treat you as a buddy, you soak me, I am sorry!" ”