I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"good to eat!"

In the case of the food that I like to eat, Xiao Qin never insists on the words of "color and flavor", "sweet and delicious, fat but not greasy", but only the words short, flat and fast "good. !"

She is good at all kinds of fallacies and long stories, and at this time she cherishes words like gold.

“Not so delicious?” I poured cold water on her. “Auntie is very knowledgeable. I have definitely taken you to many big restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs are definitely better than the fast food restaurants downstairs. ?"

"No~~~" Xiaoqin swallowed a spoonful of shrimp in his mouth and said, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friend and ask me this question... and with Ye Lin. At a dinner table, even if you eat stone... eating stones will feel very delicious!"

Hello, what is your suspicious pause? What is your guilty expression? What you just wanted to say is "eat 屎"? The character of the little bully hidden in the depths of the soul makes you speak uncivilized words! Do you think that if you change your mind halfway, you will be able to pass the risk and continue to maintain the image of a lady in front of me?

Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and the "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White, her stepmother is closer than you! At least people have not used my cane to beat my head!

Xiaoqin had a "squeaky" sound from the cola pipette. When she drank the drink, she did not forget to stare at me. It seemed that I would disappear if I didn't pay attention.

"It’s a pity that such a good food, Uncle Ye is not at home!"

Xiaoqin fake model sighed with a false look, his eyes involuntarily drifted to the stainless steel rice cooker above the TV set.

What big garlic is it! My father is not at home is not what you want! And you have already heard about the news through the bugs in the rice cooker? (I blame me for several times after I sent a news link to Xiaoqin and forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cabinet)

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... When I left, I took the rice cooker back, so that I can send delicious food to Ye Lin next time!"

Appeared! Xiaoqin offered to take back the rice cooker, indicating that the built-in bug was out of power! Xiaoqin wants to take it back to install the battery, and then send it in the name of the meal? What you think is too beautiful!

I sneered: "I didn't expect your physical performance to be so bad, you would be so proficient in radio!"

Xiaoqin squatted and stared at two innocent big eyes. "Where do I know what radio?"

I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV. "You said that you don't know homosexuality... No! It's a radio! (This is a mistake and it's too much contact with Pentax.) How do you get a long-distance bug? Put it in the rice cooker?"

Under the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I liked to tear down the clock when I was young. I wanted to find out where the bugs in the rice cooker were placed, where the battery box was placed, and the result was not returned every time. The camouflage level of the rice cooker is a work of art!

I don't know if the "gay" misinformation distracted Xiao Qin's attention. Xiaoqin seems to be a shy child because of other people's compliments. He holds up half of his cheeks and humiliates:

"I can't do anything~~ It's actually the uncle's help for my shoes downstairs! I used to be an intelligence officer for the country!"

In the words, Xiao Qin realized that the big things were not good, and regretted holding his mouth, but it was too late.

Uncle shoe repair? Is it the last time I went to your home, I took the skateboard shoes cracked by the squad leader to find the uncle who he had repaired? I remember that he was a fan who was still watching the Chinese team's game that day... I couldn't see the former intelligence personnel! Even if you want to withdraw from the rivers and lakes, you should go to repair the watch. What shoes to repair? Is his eavesdropping genre especially good at hiding the bugs in his shoes?

I can't help but think of "domestic Lingling paint". Stars picked up a pair of shoes and put them in their ears: "This looks like a leather shoe. In fact, it is a walkie-talkie..."

I am smirking... No, it is a grinning knock on the dinner table. Xiaoqin shyly put down the tableware and bowed his head silently, but still squinted his eyes and peeked at my face from time to time.

"You are very good!" I used a plastic spoon to poke the green cauliflower in the charred chicken. I sarcastically said, "The high-end people like the former intelligence personnel are willing to help you. What are you using? ?"

Xiaoqin hesitated a moment, then shook his head hard, seemingly to open up the original thoughts in his mind, and said to me with great regret:

"Ye Lin, I am sorry! I can't disclose the detailed information of Uncle Shoe Repair to you. The National Security Agency is catching him! He really has no place to go to rely on us..."

"Take ‘you’? Is it referring to you and your aunt? Do you both mother and daughter dare to accept the country’s wanted criminals!”

Xiaoqin hurriedly waved. "No, Mom doesn't know about it. If she knows that I am looking for help from them, I will definitely be furious and will kill me half!"

"‘They?' Haven’t said who the ‘you’ are, and now they’re ‘the’’? Is there an organization behind the uncle shoemaker? The Shoemakers Union!”

"Oh, Ye Lin asked too urgently, I have been messed up by you!" Xiaoqin angrily slammed his bangs back. "In short, these people don't like their mothers very much. Ye Lin and their children go too far. In the near future, I will be hated by my mother!"

I am completely confused, what is it with this! Because I used to play alone with the little bully, I always regard Xiaoqin as a separate force. I don’t think there will be any power behind her. How can I not see the background of Xiaoqin now?

"Please don't pursue the uncle shoe repair!" Xiaoqin bowed his head and almost put his face on the table. "In short, I admit that I have eavesdropped on Ye Lin! About Ye Lin’s mother, Amy’s business, more or less, I know... and today I lost my Optimus Prime brother. The sin on me is really big! Please punish me! Today I want to kill you. Ye Lin’s classmates are falling!”

The little celery with the tears on her eyes pulled her nose. To my surprise, she was not allowed to forgive her, and she continued to eat without my permission.

"I... I want to be a dead ghost," she explained.

No matter how many secrets there are hidden behind Xiaoqin, she can confess her mistakes, fail to shirk her responsibilities to others, and even show a little "river and river loyalty", but it is rare, so I am not very angry, but I feel that the shrimp The rice that was eaten as the last supper was eaten by Xiaoqin.

"Oh, in this case, you decide what punishment you want to be punished!"

I said half-jokingly.

Xiaoqin’s eyes turned and hesitated and said: “When I talked about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in the history class, I once said a punishment called ‘Ding Yu’, just let me use that...”

Ding Hao? That is the torture of boiled people! I let you choose the penalty yourself. Wouldn't you choose a tap like a beater? You are a self-mating madman!

"That, after I finished my meal, Ye Lin would throw me into the bathtub, ‘Ding 镬’ for half an hour, wash it with boiling water, then throw it into the bed...”

Is your family's tripod used for bathing? And my family doesn't have a bathtub, only a shower is really sorry!

"This... if there is no such thing as a tool, Ling Chi can also..."

How to choose is the inhuman torture! You are talking about how I want to delay you?

"Well... Waiting for me to finish the meal, Ye Lin will tie me up first, then - take me off! I bite my meat with my teeth..."

For a long time or for the purpose of stripping you! And when did the tool from the late start become a tooth! You obviously just want me to kiss your whole body and change your mind!

- The other preconditions are "When I have finished eating," how much do you care about food!

"If Ye Lin does not like China's punishment, we can also switch to foreign countries, keep up with the times, high-end foreign gas! I heard that there is a kind of torture device called a leg stretcher, first of all to bind the victim to the bed..."

It is called the criminal bed. There is a **** monastery in World of Warcraft. It is made of wood. In fact, your keyword is just a bed?

"If these can't satisfy Ye Lin's classmates, then I have to use the most violent torture tool in the Middle Ages in Europe - Iron Maiden! When I ask Ye Lin, I will poke me with my sharpest thing! Oh, so shy. !"

After finally eating the dinner, Xiaoqin covered her face with both hands and peeked at my expression from the fingers.