I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

For the slogan, I lie to me that Optimus Prime’s brother was taken away by the triad. I didn’t want to hit one place. I unknowingly picked her up and caught it in the armpit. Throw it out.

It’s unfortunate that the mahjong squatting downstairs in my house is going downstairs. She has a bag of kitchen waste and her hands in her hands. I saw that I suddenly opened the door and held something under my arm. Her eyes were not good. I greeted me. Say:

"Why, is the young man going to throw garbage?"

When I got closer, she saw Xiaoqin, who was off the ground, and she had a pitiful expression on her face. It seemed to be saying: I am rubbish, I am going to be thrown away today.

Although I also spent the middle of the night to throw damaged inflatable dolls, the result was that the community security guards had become an affair for killing people. It made the neighbors blame me, but today I saw that I would throw a big living person into the garbage. Surprised is not small.

"How! This is not a problem!?"

Although I really wanted to help me to put Xiaoqin into the garbage bin, but I wanted to come and have to pay a lot of time, so I had to scream a bitter smile, close the door and clip the little celery back.

Although I am strong, I am not a Hulk Hulk. I am still a stranger with a single arm. When I return to the living room, I want to throw her on the sofa. But my family only has a single small sofa. Xiao Qin was thrown upside down.

I didn't think much. I walked straight into my bedroom, avoided the sandbags hanging in the air, and took Xiaoqin to my single bed, and let her fall heavily on my mattress.

Still carrying a chestnut bag on both shoulders, even the celery shoes did not take off the little celery, squatting on my bed like a body, and put his red face straight into my pillow.

"Ye Lin, I really... can you let you out?"

"what?"

Xiaoqin flattened her hands and feet on the mattress and put on a very obedient look. She was careful not to let the soles touch the dirty sheets. The whole person was a bit like an "X" shape.

"That, even the schoolbags are not solved? Ye Lin likes me carrying a schoolbag? I am carrying a bag with Ye Lin students will have extra pleasure?"

"--But should you take off your shoes anyway? It’s not high-heeled shoes, you can’t add much affection... I’m sorry, I’m really not wearing high-heeled shoes. I know that Yelin’s classmates will punish me like this, but actually It’s too rude to pack yourself without it...”

After that, Xiaoqin squatted on the mattress, and looked like a fish.

You are too literally understood! You are like a dead fish at all!

Are you tempting me? It’s really tempting me! But why am I not feeling tempted at all? You are now carrying a schoolbag like a poor female student who is crushed by the heavy classwork of exam-oriented education! The uninformed person thought you were unconscious in my bed!

I remember that when I was at the hotel, Su Qiao also lured me. Although her skills were not very skillful, people at least took off their clothes! Do you want to deal with things even if you don’t even have a shoelace?

No, I don't expect Xiaoqin to take off her clothes. I just criticize her disrespectful attitude.

Xiaoqin so squatted on the bed and waited for a while, and found that I was neither close nor away, she looked up slightly from the pillow.

"Is Ye Lin still angry? Even if I am so rude?"

How are you kidding! Is it a five-body vote? But the direction is wrong! You should at least rush to me with your head! Who wants to see the little **** under your skirt!

"That, really, is it because I am not good enough to pack myself? Although I rummaged through my mother's underwear drawer, my mother burned her **** underwear after the divorce, even if she found the size is not right... ”

"So, today is not just wearing ordinary school uniforms, but also ordinary underwear inside, it is very shameful..."

It’s ashamed to go to the aunt’s underwear drawer! Just because you are lying in my bed in this dead fish position, even wearing **** underwear will not change!

Suddenly thought, Xiaoqin is so short now, not like the inheritance of any aunt, Ren Aunt is not a flat chest like Xiaoqin, is it that the genes of short and poor milk are from the father of Xiaoqin?

"Hey," someone knocked at the door. I walked out of the bedroom to open the door. It turned out to be a takeaway.

Originally to celebrate the return of Optimus Prime, the new fast-food restaurant opened downstairs, including a char-grilled chicken rice (specially half-price due to bird flu, and a assorted shrimp rice). There are also three skewers of grilled squid, two cups of cola and several French fries.

The result is now good, lie to me that Optimus Prime has been robbed by the underworld! If it is not for this fast food restaurant to give a particularly large amount of weight, I will definitely finish it all by myself!

Putting the fragrant food on the dinner table, I went back to see the little celery on the bedroom bed. I don’t know when she had put the bag down and put it around.

Hey, don't you mean to play "bag play" with me? Why did you change your mind so quickly? Sure enough, women are fickle!

Xiaoqin unconsciously sniffed the aroma that floated from the living room, and the sly belly was very unprofessional. After school, I hurriedly took the subway home, and then rushed back, really consumed a lot of energy?

She turned her head slightly on the pillow and said to me with no confidence:

"Ye Lin, I lost your Optimus Prime brother, can you still eat your order?"

"No!" I didn't get back in a good mood. "You protect Optimus Prime's big brother and don't contribute. It's quite energetic when you bring up a meal? You will give me hungry!"

Xiaoqin grievously buried his face in the pillow. "But... the other person is too much! They forced me to hand over the Optimus Prime with a gun! Some people are carrying the rocket launcher!"

Are you talking about triads or Chechen terrorists! The Boston bombings in the United States did not use such advanced equipment! People just used a modified pressure cooker! Why is the other party trying to get rid of Optimus Prime? Is that from another dimension of me?

Xiaoqin sniffed the smell of grilled squid in the air and swallowed, then sighed sadly:

"Well, I don't eat, just lie here to listen to the voice of Ye Lin's classmates to solve the problem...but maybe you will cry out when you are hungry. Please don't yell at me when you are hungry. People who are hungry are very poor... ..."

Who wants to eat while listening to your crying! This is the wonderful soundtrack of which unfortunate restaurant!

"And, I have no strength in my hungry stomach. When Ye Lin’s classmates are full and want to come and be lucky, I may not be able to cooperate actively. If I am like a piece of wood or a body, please Lin students don't blame me..."

If I have nothing to do after I have finished eating, I will come to "seek you". You have seen more of the Qing opera! And who is going to play "sacred corpse play" with you? Is your taste so heavy in your eyes?

Having said that, the cafeteria that opened in the downstairs seems to be a good craft. I don’t know if it’s because of the new opening, so I have a special conscience. In short, I’m standing here and the scent of the food is squirming. It’s less nonsense to fill the stomach. It's time.

Ever since my father saw the "Korean Documentary", he has been educating me to waste food. If this is the case, let you eat first, and wait until you are full and then pack it!

I heard that I would let her wear sin to eat. Xiaoqin’s face immediately appeared like a mountain flower. She jumped up from the pillow. In order not to let the soles stain the sheets, she carefully bowed to thank me:

"Really... Really! Ye Lin is really a good person! In order to repay this meal, I will serve you well after I have finished!"

Serve your sister! Is your "service" so cheap? Are you a little girl who sells matches on the street? Just because I gave you a meal, I will do anything, and your festival has already flown to Java. Andersen’s nose in heaven is discouraged!

I coldly signaled Xiaoqin to come over to eat with me, but she kneels on the bed and stretches out my hands.

"hug me!"

Who wants to hold you! Don't lick your nose!

Xiaoqin frowned at the troubles. "But... my sole is so dirty. If Ye Lin doesn't take me back as it is, it should be dirty on the floor!"

I snorted. "You won't take your shoes off?"

Xiaoqin is more anxious. "I only have to wear socks and step on the ground. Nothing is wrong, but where are the shoes to be taken down?"

I pointed to the window sill, where I still had a pair of stinky socks that I didn't have time to wash. "Put it there!"

Xiaoqin, who could not succeed, pouted his mouth and reluctantly took off his canvas shoes, revealing a pair of small feet in white socks.

This sock is much cleaner than mine. It is not too much to say that it is spotless. It seems that Xiaoqin does not participate in sports activities at all or has a little bit of boring results.

I dropped a pair of slippers before going to bed. The number is quite big. Who makes me and my father not tall?

Xiao Cani took the pair of slippers and came to the living room with me. When she saw the squid skewers on the table and the assorted shrimp rice, she hugged me from behind.

"Ha ha ~\\(≧▽≦)/~ Ye Lin is very kind to me! Actually remember what I love to eat!"

That is simply nonsense! You have reminded me more than once that you are particularly interested in seafood seafood, and your ears are out of the way, you can’t remember it! And quickly release my chest muscles and abdominal muscles! They are obviously trained to defeat you! It is a great rude to use them in situations where you are hugging! and also! Don't use your face on my back!

After pulling the little white hand of Xiaoqin away from my chest, I pressed her behind the table to urge her to eat quickly. After dinner, she counted her account as Optimus Prime.