I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I was surprised to hear that my father told me to beat him.

“Is this not good? Although you look very tough, the elderly are osteoporosis...”

Father put a fist under his mouth and coughed.

"Which question? Do you want to learn from me?"

“Hey? Will you teach me today?”

I am a bit overjoyed.

Father, with an impatient expression, nodded a little.

"That... Father, what is the name of our kung fu?"

"Name? What about the name?"

"No, no name is too cold! You don't tell me your name, always tell me what the name of this kung fu is!"

"Oh, many things!" the old man replied, then turned his hands back to the back and looked at the clouds in the sky and said:

"This martial art, the ancestors named it ‘Yin and Yang Sanshou’...”

Eh? Sounds familiar? I seem to have heard about it in any magazine? Is it in cosplay Tai Chi? How do you think it is a cottage version of Tai Chi?

"Don't you just say Tai Chi is a good thing..."

Listen to me, the old man must be angry.

"Tai Chi Tai Chi! You know Tai Chi! What are the great things about Wudang Mountain? Isn't there a real person? It's not a good success for the younger generation!"

When he said that he was angry, he took a foot and made a golden stone on the concrete floor of Lakeside Road.

"Hey, I tell you, all said that the world article is a big copy. In fact, the martial arts thing, the various sects also learn from each other very much! I want to say, in fact, Chinese martial arts, only two strokes from beginning to end!"

Eh? This is the first time I heard that Chinese martial arts is not famous for its numerous martial arts and cumbersome tricks. How come there are only two moves?

Father is more than two fingers, "a trick is called a strong, a trick is called a strong!"

I looked at the expression "Teached" and waited for the Father to continue to say.

"All martial arts are nothing more than finding a suitable method for their own enthusiasm and enthusiasm. 'Twenty-two slaps' is not only Taijiquan can be used, other martial arts will still be, but there is no Wudang faction propaganda! And the four or two dials are simply not scientific! The Wudang faction is simply bragging! If you want to get rid of the power of a thousand pounds, you must have at least eight hundred pounds of strength! The TV series is also a performance! If you can't move, you can't beat children, women, and you can mislead people!"

The old man angered the stupidity of the world and angered the more than 20 martial art schools including the Wudang faction.

After that, I was slightly dissipated and said to me with great pride in my martial arts:

"I want to teach you the yin and yang of the Sanshou, unlike Tai Chi, there are so many flowers and shelves, and no routines. All the cores are only sturdy and energetic. As for how to apply in actual combat, you must enlighten yourself."

"Hey... then can I graduate with just two strokes?"

"Two tricks?" Father said, "You want to be beautiful! I will only give you a trick! You can only learn to be strong, I will not teach you!"

"Why, why? Is it still necessary to charge tuition?"

This is not the same as some pit games, only VIP members can enjoy the same content?

"Tuition?" The old man looked at his mouth with disdain. "If you can learn by giving money, the person who is ahead of you has already circled Dongshan Lake for three times! I tell you: I don't learn to learn, don't learn to pull down! Only It’s already an exception to teach you how to change!"

"An exception?"

"Yeah." The old man picked up the beard again. "Actually, according to the rules of the ancestors, the yin and yang are not passed on to outsiders, but my age is already so big. The children are not interested in martial arts, or the legs are too long... ”

"The legs and legs are too long?"

I widened my eyes. "What is the relationship between the legs and the yin and yang?"

The old man looked at me up and down again, and he was very good.

"The reason why you want to teach you yin and yang, in addition to seeing you have perseverance, is because your legs are short, suitable for this martial arts."

Short legs and legs? Not because my bones are a good material for practicing martial arts, but because my legs are short?

The old man sighed: "Yin and Yang Sanshou is the main attack weapon with the upper limbs. It is most suitable for people with short hands and feet... My offspring have long legs, it is a tragedy!"

In my heart, every day, people who have short legs and legs are tragedy, let me feel so embarrassed!

And after such a reminder, I found that the father is really a short-legged figure, more exaggerated than me! I’m going to catch Liu Bei with my hands over my knees!

"Well, the power of yin and yang is from the earth. The earth is your strongest backing. Just like what the foreigner Mead said, it is the pivot of the lever..."

Is Archimedes? The one who said that if he gave him a fulcrum, he would pick up the earth?

"It is not that people with long legs can't learn yin and yang, but if the legs are too long, they will develop the habit of attacking their legs from a small age. Once the body leaves the ground, the fulcrum will disappear. The biggest advantage of yin and yang is not. So, the length of the leg is not an advantage for mastering the yin and yang."

It sounds reasonable, and Tai Chi is rarely seen with a leg attack.

"So, my sons and daughters have not learned to sin and yang, and at most it is a little fur. This way, the yin and yang hands will disappear in the rivers and lakes sooner or later. This set of boxing condenses the efforts of the ancestors of the past dynasties. I can't bear it. It’s rare that you are a good material for learning yin and yang...."

Said and went to see my legs.

stop looking! Is my leg really so short? Is it just the level of ordinary people? When I was pulling up with the Niu Shili game yesterday, I compared the legs of our two, it seems that the length is almost the same! Compared with the squad leader or Xiao Qin, my leg ratio is short! It must be like this!

"Chemical is mainly used for defensive, and the main force is mainly used for offense. I only teach you the yin and yang squad's tactics. It doesn't violate the rules of the ancestors. Second, I don't teach you to be strong, but also afraid of young. People can't control their strength, hurt and kill people. Or, don't call my master, where is the rule of the ancestors, I can't accept you as an apprentice."

After stopping, one arm waved at me. "Come on, attacking me with all my strength. I will let you see what is going on."

I still feel a little hesitant, but looking at the old man's face is getting more and more urgent, I had to bite my fist with my scalp, and use the 50% strength to attack the shoulders of the father.

"Don't use only 50% of the force! Give me 10%!" The old man did not hide or scream, and shouted to me.

There is a kind of majesty in his voice that is different from the mountain that Peng Duisi brought to me. It is a kind of mystery that the dragon is not seeing the tail, and it is unpredictable. I can’t help myself. Stopped.

Since the old man can even see it with a few strengths, I don’t want to have a grandson in front of the real person.

I took a deep breath and mobilized my whole body muscles. I took a step to the front of the old man, a right uppercut, and the wind and the wind were like bamboo. I would like to see how the father would cope.

"Oh--!!" The old man screamed, punched me on the face, and planted it into the winter mountain lake like a broken kite. When the water fell, it splashed high water.

Sorry, the above is entirely an illusion in my mind. In fact, my fist is just a knight's shirt that has been worn by my father, and I was captured by a strange force.

The old man moved a little to let me pass my fist, and at the same time stretched out my left arm, it sucked my attack like a magnet. My right arm seemed to be tied tightly by countless invisible spider silks, and I looked away from it. In the original direction, even the whole person lost balance and ran into a willow tree behind the father.

"Peng", I stopped, and hit a star on the trunk.

Eh? What happened? I haven't heard back yet! Isn't this a martial art but a super power?

The old man still carries a hand and only calls me with the **** of his left hand. That means coming again.

The triumph of the heart was aroused. I was not convinced, and I used the wild roads from the streets and TVs to the school, and rushed to the old man for several rounds.

Without exception, every time I was guided by my father with one hand, I was in close contact with the three willow trees nearby.

After I was hit with a lot of things, I was a little calm down.

Not only can I remove my offense, but I can also accurately hit the tree, not to break the front teeth on the concrete floor - the hard work of the father has become superb! My three-legged cat method is not an opponent at all!

The inner adoration is born, I can’t wait to kneel down and yell at the master to teach me.

"That...master..."

I just opened my mouth and the old man looked at me with blame. I had to change my mouth:

"Dad, you are too good, I am serving! I really want to learn, please be sure to pass this to me! But... I have to go to school today, can you continue to teach tomorrow, lend me the cheats first, Let me study it at school?"

I asked for a dead skin, and I thought that there might be a strong slogan on the cheats. If the lord is willing to lend me the cheats, isn’t it the default that I can steal?

Unexpectedly, Father put his hands behind his back and taught me with disdain:

"Cheats are a bird! If martial arts are passed down by cheats, the speed of the loss is not many times faster than now!"

"Wu Gong is in the end, it is the technique of applying his own body. The human body varies from person to person. How can this kind of experience go from books to books? You think that a long story about what is a life, a life-long thing, will help martial arts. What? The saying goes, 'There is a true sentence, a fake book,' and the yin and yang hands are not so much nonsense since the day of creation!"

"And, the core of martial arts is ‘training’, it’s about feeling with the flesh! I’ve used it so many times before, have you felt it?”

It is said that it is felt, and it is not wrong. It is only slightly separated from the fog in the clouds, and the confusion is greater than comprehension.

"All in all, there are no cheats in the yin and yang hands! You come to Dongshan Lake every morning to find me, run two laps less, and I have had more than a trick. After a long time, naturally can penetrate the mystery of the temperament - do you remember?"

I subconsciously wanted to say "the disciple remembered", but I was afraid that the old man would be angry and had to say, "I remember."

Father nodded and let me go to school.

On the way to school, I looked at my hands on the rough trunk, no worries, but my heart was filled with joy.

Although how to feel how it feels like Tai Chi, but as the father said, there are only two strokes in Chinese martial arts. As long as you master the shackles, what is the name of it, can make me become the most important!

Is yin and yang scattered? 'Yin' refers to softness, 'Yang' refers to strength, I happen to be more than enough, and the softness is insufficient. The so-called temperament is to use the shape of the water to solve the enemy's offensive, not to be as I used to. Hard hit, winning the enemy also hurts three thousand...

It doesn't seem to fit my Spartan character! In this way, isn’t it hot enough to fight up and lack the romance of a man?

But then again, in the event of a violent walk in the case of Xiaoqin, it is better to use her yin and yang to soften her. It is better to use the "Crazy Warrior mode" and fight with her.

After arriving at the school, whether I was in class or not, I looked at my right hand in a daze, remembering the special touch of the arm when the father used it.

When I returned the bag to me, Xiaoqin saw that I was in a state of disappointment and was very worried.

"Ye Lin, what happened to your hand?"

My mind was hot and said to Xiaoqin: "Come, you hit me with a punch, you don't have to be polite, fight hard!"