I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and then woke up. Then I thought that I hadn’t urinated this morning and had to empty my bladder.

So I took off my shorts, pointed my instrument at the toilet, and stood at my feet.

It may be that Xiaoqin is in the living room, I am a little nervous, and I can’t brew it for a while.

Speaking of it, my bathroom door lock was broken six months ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by simply twisting the door handle from the outside.

Because our family has no guests all the year round, only my father and I use the bathroom, so I have not been looking for someone to repair.

When I urinate, Xiao Qin will not come in and give me trouble? The last time I urinated under the Jiangqiao, I was already seen by the squad leader. I didn't want to repeat the mistakes and refreshed the shameful record that I was seen by the girls.

Just as I was stunned, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.

"Is Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.

"Before taking the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap!"

"Wait, wait a minute!" I hurriedly said, "I am going to the bathroom! You will come in when I finish!"

"It doesn't matter~?" Although I can still see the smile of Xiaoqin in my mind through the door, "Don't care too much about the details between the childhood friends, anyway, look at it and not get pregnant!"

Where did you learn from such a rogue? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!

Because the door lock is bad, I suddenly mentioned my heart to the blind eye.

Fortunately, Xiao Qin did not know this. She held the door handle and screwed it for half a turn. I found that I locked the door and I didn’t try again.

"Ye Lin is really not very interesting. It is obviously a childhood..."

Can I just visit each other's body? Since you returned to the status of childhood, only two days have passed since the beginning, how can you be more arrogant than when you claim to be my girlfriend?

May be concerned about my father's sleep in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more excessive (such as the toilet door to come in and make a brutal visit to me), she honestly waited until I went out of the bathroom, only to go in I washed my hands, then ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes before me. It seems that whoever comes to take the dishes has a very important meaning.

Xiaoqin sat across the table, and his father used to hold his knees in his usual position. He looked both cautious and looking forward to it.

"I really don't have to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"

Xiaoqin asked again.

"No." I picked up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin and shook my head. "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and now sleeps like a dead pig. Did you hear him snoring? Not awake!"

Xiaoqin “snapped” and quietly waited for me to eat the first bite before I moved the chopsticks.

“Is it delicious?” she asked not confidently.

Overall, should it be pretty good? Anyway, it is definitely better than Dad and my craft. As for the school cafeteria... Don't mention the school cafeteria with me. This dish is not in the same order as the school cafeteria.

However, after eating the potato goulash that my squad leader gave me last night, my taste became a little bit picky. I always felt that this dish was a little hot, and the sea cucumber was too much, which was a bit of a slap in the face.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? The sea cucumber is my help!"

In order to perform in front of my mother, did the result cut so much? It is almost conceivable that any aunt saw a pile of sea cucumbers piled up in the ceiling, and had no choice but to put them all in the pot.

"Speaking of it, the sea cucumber is so slippery and slippery! If you don't hold it well, you will slip away from your hand! It looks so ugly..."

Don't tell me, what I chew in my mouth is a sea cucumber that has been cut into pieces. Don't remind me of the fact that they are black and black.

"However, when I saw the sea cucumber, I thought of Ye Lin’s classmates~"

Do not associate me with sea cucumbers! I am the same as the invertebrates such as sea cucumber! Are you concentrating on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!

"Because, Yingran sister once told me that sea cucumber is more beneficial to men's body, I will write it down... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers, I hope that after Ye Lin students eat, the body can come. The healthier!"

It is the school doctor that the female hooligan teaches you, I should have known that the so-called man has eaten sea cucumber is good, referring to the sea cucumber can be aphrodisiac! Chen Yingran, you are completely looking at men as a tool of venting!

It must be that Auntie sees Xiaoqin and cuts too many sea cucumbers. There is no way to increase the weight of the chicken. Finally, a large pot of sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots are made... Two mothers and daughters can eat and blame! Xiao Qin, you are premeditated at all! Any aunt who goes to the studio every day is still busy to be teased by you!

I found that Xiaoqin only licked chicken and spring bamboo shoots, even if I accidentally caught the sea cucumber, I would put it in my bowl.

"Why don't you eat sea cucumber yourself? I remember that you like seafood very much!"

"Well... I prefer the original seafood, like white boiled shrimp, steamed crab, all good!" Xiaoqin said unconsciously rubbing his lips.

"Combined with other things, I don't like to eat too much..." Xiaoqin finally smiled bitterly.

You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, sea cucumber, are all more expensive ingredients? Are you planning to make up for it with expensive ingredients if you are not good at cooking? The squad leader can use all kinds of ordinary ingredients to make more delicious meals!

Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said:

"In fact, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes good!"

Eh? It’s just white boiled, and it’s not cut, so how should a piece of food be eaten?

"It’s good to put it directly in your mouth!" Xiaoqin had a pure smile on the face of the food. "I have a mother who doesn’t know whether it is stew or what to do. In short, I cook a lot of sea cucumbers, and I will not pay attention to my mother. Secretly took a piece of it as a snack..."

"But when I read the comic book and eat sea cucumber, I only saw it halfway through my mother. I don't say that the way I eat sea cucumber is unsightly. I won't be allowed to eat it in the future!"

"Mom is really too much! People just put the sea cucumber in their mouths when they turn the page! I am so hard to be a girl, how can I say that I am indecent! In the end, it is because I am against the girl comics. Let's go!"

Xiaoqin complained with anger, and did not understand where he was at the wrong time.

I immediately thought of one of the important categories in H Man: the tentacle class.

In this category, it is said that all kinds of long-handed monsters (such as octopus stars) come on stage, and use their sticky and disgusting tentacles to play with the unfortunate beauty girl.

Xiaoqin looks at the comics with half of the sea cucumbers. If he is seen by a wretched person (such as Cao Gonggong), will he be crazy about the tentacles of SM?

"Haha, I can finally go to school with Ye Lin today!"

After eating breakfast together, Xiao Qin happily picked up his bag.

I said coldly: "It's still early, I have to go to Dongshan Lake to run."

"Where... Where are you going?" Xiao Qin immediately looked sad.

"Going to Dongshan Lake, I ran around the lake three times a day."

I said casually, and later because I was so easy to say the daily itinerary and regret it: Xiao Qin will not run behind me every day after that? Then I will lose even the rare time to think about life!

Unexpectedly, I heard the words "Dongshan Lake". Xiaoqin turned his head and looked at his fingernails nervously.

"Too, it's a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I am afraid I can't go with Ye Lin! 呜呜呜呜~~~~"

Sobbing in a low voice, may be afraid of awakening my father who is still asleep.

I am very surprised that there will be something in the world that makes Xiao Qin afraid. Although the area of ​​Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible to hide the Loch Ness monster inside.

I usually go to run and then come back to eat, and rarely carry a bag to run.

I told Xiaoqin that she could wait in my house and wait for me to run back and go to school together.

Because I ate the meal she had sent, I was not too embarrassed to refuse a request to go to school together.

But Xiaoqin said that if I was not at home, she would not know how to say hello if she did not wake up.

"That... I helped Ye Lin to take the schoolbag to school. Even if there is no Yelin classmate, I can only feel a little peace with the schoolbag. I have to do this..."

After the pitiful stretch out of both hands, I hope that I will hand over the bag to her.

I satisfied her wish to not be able to get on the table.

When I went out together, I found a white plasticine stuck on the cat's eye of my security door.

Isn't it chewing gum but plasticine? Bear children generally don't use plasticine to block other people's cat eyes? And such a big piece? Can be used to pinch the robot cat! ?

I turned my suspicion to Xiaoqin and made an innocent face.

"Is it you? Do you think it is absolutely what you do! You first block the cat's eyes, then pouting and saying that you are a courier, so I can lie to me to open the door, right? If I don't wake up, I won't What is yours!"

Xiaoqin holds my bag and looks very awkward, shaking her head desperately.

"Not what I did! I can swear to God! If I do this, let me marry Ye Lin to apologize!"

Who wants to marry you! I was still skeptical just now, and now you say that I am absolutely sure that you did it! And you are married not to apologize, but to make me suffer!

When the street was separated, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears:

"Please be careful on the road! Be sure to come to the school to find me!"

I don’t know the passerby, I thought she was going to send me to the front line.

Just after running a half circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the kungfu shirt father.

Father is as spirited as he used to be. He stared at the long squat on his chest and stared at my running position for a few seconds. He suddenly said:

"Small leaves, come over and hit me."

"Eh?"

"Don't talk nonsense! I want you to hit me! Fight with all your strength!"