I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Before the arrival of Director Cao, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in Houshan.

"Ye Lin, do you really see the tiger again? That is to say that the rumor that you pulled the tiger before is true."

Shu Zhe, dressed in a school uniform and full of creamy babies, asked me in the bedroom bed.

"Crap, you still don't believe that I have seen tigers, the pheasants, hares that the tigers sent, or your sister's cooking."

"The wild game is indeed sent by the tiger. There are surveillance videos for evidence, but it may not necessarily represent Ye Lin. You must have touched the tiger. I heard from the big horn. Yesterday, when you touched the tiger scorpion, what is it? Like a big cat."

Shu Zhe called her "Jade Red Sister" in front of the big horn, and she called her "big horn" directly on her face. I don't know if he called me "Ye Lin Ge" and called me behind.

In addition, the reason why the big horn knows that I touched the tiger by myself, it is estimated that Zhuangni, who is listening to the dormitory, said that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk with the big speaker about the things related to men. It is really because the wild tiger is too shocking. .

"It's not as simple as a big cat." I recalled, "The tiger's hair is much thicker than the pet cat, and it's harder. It's called 'thick and hard', and that fear is not what the cat can bring you. ""

"Ye Lin Ge, you are really sloppy." Shu Zhe whispered, "Describe the tiger, what do you do with that vocabulary."

I frowned. "What kind of vocabulary do I use? In the face of Xiong Yaoyue, I speak this standard. What do you pretend to hold? When you grow your chest, you think you are a lady."

"Don't, don't say it..." Shu Zhe was stunned. "I don't think I want this. I blame Ye Lin, you put the strange medicine indiscriminately."

I snorted and didn't continue this topic. I think that even Shuzhe is a woman who can't get along with a lady, at most, it is a green tea.

At this time, the director Cao who had made an appointment with me had knocked on the door of the dormitory. I didn't feel polite with Shu Zhe, and directly raised the chin to the door, indicating that he would open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over to the door. opened.

"It’s Director Cao, Ye Lin brother has been waiting for you for a while."

Although he was very reluctant to be a servant, Shu Zhe politely greeted Director Cao, and his skill has become his passive skill and will be used unconsciously.

Director Cao saw Shu Zhe’s obvious sigh. He didn’t know what his sinister eyes had discovered from Shu Zhe’s different things from the past. Shu Zheming clearly tied the chest tightly under the school uniform with a corset. A little bit of breathing.

"Uh 哼~~~~" I coughed and caught the attention of Director Cao. Director Cao also felt that he was staring at a little boy and was insulted by his own loli control, so he was not unscrupulous. Bring the door behind me and come to me.

"Shu Zhe, move a seat to Director Cao and make a cup of green tea."

I am arrogant to order Shuzhe.

And green tea and green tea are not justified.

Shu Zhe had too many handles in my hand. There was no way. I had to hate to bring the director to the chair, and I was going to use the electric kettle to make tea.

Director Cao wearing a Hawaiian shirt fanned the sweat from the fan and said, "You don't have to make tea for me. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks, and there is a cold drink in the refrigerator."

"No problem." I did my best to the landlord. "There is no alcohol in the refrigerator, but I am preparing iced sour plum soup to cool off the heat. Shuzhe, I will give Cao director a cup of sour plum soup and add ice. I also want a copy. ""

Shu Zhe gasped his teeth in a dark, tightly licking his lips, and gave me and Cao director a cup of sour plum soup with some ice.

Ha, it’s really a little maid’s posture, although it’s more accurate than a male servant.

In the summer, it is the habit of the squad leader to make chilled sour plum soup with sour plum. Compared with carbonated drinks such as cola, this cold drink is healthier. I take it for granted, and then I gave this work to Shu Zhe. He must ensure that there are more than 500 ml of sour plum soup in the refrigerator, otherwise he will no longer keep the secret of his chest.

After I took over the sour plum soup with Director Cao, Shu Zhe sat down and played the computer. I didn't care about him anyway. Anyway, there would be any work to tell him to do, not to believe that he dared not.

Director Cao blew a few moments of air conditioning, and after drinking a large mouthful of sour plum soup, the heat of his body gradually disappeared.

"Small leaves, play Young Obama in "Assassination of Obama", do you want to answer or not?"

"Hey, I am not suggesting to let Amy's pet dog play, North Korea does not agree."

Director Cao grinned: "I can blame if I can agree. If US President Barack Obama is a dog, "Alass Obama" is not an action movie but a magic film."

After the meal, I said, "Although I have a little experience in running the magic film. I wanted to be in Japan in the past. I took some magical photos with like-minded partners. The Japanese name is not very easy to remember, but everyone calls it ' H version of Altman '..."

"Nima is not still A film."

“How many remunerations are involved in shooting?” Shu Zhe, who was playing the computer, turned to ask.

I took a look at it: "You have to take an A film. If the pay is right, you can even play A. See if I don't kill you for your sister."

As a threat to the fist in the air, Shuzhe was scared to make a defense posture.

"Ye Lin Ge, what are you talking about, I am only curious about how much money the "Assassination of Obama" can give you, I care about you."

"I don't need your concern for impure motives."

Director Cao listened to the conversation between the two of us, and suddenly took the chin to think deeply, and smashed into a sewn eye to look at the playful eyes, aiming at Shu Zhe.

"I rely on, what do you do with Cao, you don't really want to pull Shushu to take a shot."

Director Cao quickly showed a bitter smile and argued: "How dare, I know from my son, Shu Zhe, his sister is a sharpshooter, I just pull her brother to the sea, and I can't take a gun."

Oh, you have a self-knowledge.

"But it." Director Cao continued to speak to Shu Zhe. "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a makeable material. Although he can't compare your Spartan body with small leaves, Japan is also very popular in the consumption of 'men'. If you take the road of beauty and beauty, it will be red and purple."

Got it, wait until Shu Zhe undresses, you will find that his upper body has a ruined three-view thing, but also a beautiful man, Cao director your A film will directly become a demon film.

"About the "Assassination of Obama" film payment..." Director Cao took out his mobile phone to check it out and said, "The president said that since he is the son of General Ye Yuanfeng, it is not an outsider. If you give money, the words are too vulgar. The president will speak: If you decide to participate in the performance, then just follow the Chinese film crew to finish the film, you will be arranged to a luxury free trip to Dubai, round-trip airfare and one week's accommodation costs, all reimbursement, and allow you Take someone with you."

Shu Zhe’s eyes immediately lit up. He checked the information of Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had long been eager for the extravagant and flamboyant place. He felt that if he could not go to Dubai once in a lifetime, he would be alive.

"So good conditions, Ye Lin brother, why don't you agree." Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly. "The Burts Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world, the legendary Seven Star Sailing Hotel. I missed this opportunity and I will never be able to go anymore."

"Cut, you can study it clearly." I disdain, "I can't go in the future, because Dubai will one day go bankrupt. The Arab world only knows that it makes money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a magical way. Remember that there is a Saudi Arabia." The pastor is strong and rapes his 5-year-old daughter to death. It can be done only by paying the redemption money... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I am the king of Sparta, I must bring them out."

Shu Zhe immediately put on a contemptuous expression.

“Ye Lin Ge, Dubai is a city of the United Arab Emirates, not a Saudi city. The two countries are only bordering.”

"What, what, when was Dubai taken away by the UAE," my junior high school geography knowledge has encountered serious challenges.

"It was originally the United Arab Emirates. Ye Lin brother, you will give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates will find you."

"Cut, anyway, the two countries are bordering, and there is no difference." I refused to admit the mistake. "And the Korean people are not eating enough, but they spend money on what to do with the United States. I use this. I’m worried about going to Dubai to enjoy it, and I’m worried that the plane will fall down halfway.”

Recently, the aviation industry is not peaceful. Many innocent people have been killed by Malaysia Airlines. Unfortunately, I am embarrassed.

In addition, I have never been to the plane because of fear of heights. This can't let Shu Zhe know, or even he dares to laugh at me.

"Ye Lin Ge, you can't think so." Shu Zhe still did not give up his persuasion. "It is precisely because Dubai may not last forever, it needs to open its eyes before it falls. In addition, North Koreans have nothing to do with you." You don't take the so-called heart money, they can eat enough."

"Yes." Director Cao also advised him. "It is always good for young people to open their eyes."

"If you don't go, you won't go." I picked up my arms and put up the spectrum. "Luxury can't make Sparta stronger. I can only play the strongest fighting power with my conscience. I want to let Yin and Yang go. To be the first boxing method in the universe, the role of Young Obama is to let others play."

"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time and said, "Director Cao said that he can bring another person to Dubai. Ye Lin brother, you didn't think about taking me... take my sister."

I always feel that Shu Zhe is temporarily changing his mouth. He seems to want to let me take him.

"Oh, your sister is a model saver. I will not be happy when I take her to Dubai. Just by seeing the luxury car that was abandoned in the city, she will be angry and lose her mind."

"My sister may not be willing to go." Shu Zhe looked down and thought for a while, carefully asked, "But I want to go to Dubai to open my eyes. Ye Lin, if there is no one else, can you? take me to……"