I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When Liu Laosan held the palace color, his back leaned against a tree. His intention was to prevent someone from attacking from behind (after all, we have more people), but this also limits his perspective.

When I saw what creatures came from the depths of the back of the mountains, I understood the reason for the fear in the eyes of Pentax.

Nima is a tiger! Big tiger! There is a big tiger with a "king" on his head! I can't look carefully at the tigress that I pulled the wood thorns from the past few days!

It turns out that the "female creature" that Pentis used to smell is this! I also mistakenly thought it was a mother mountain pig! The result is ten times more fierce than the mother mountain pig!

Due to their respective positions, among the five people present, only Liu Laosan and Gong Caicai could not see the tiger approaching, and I, Peng Ruosi and Zhuang Ni were all stiff because they saw the king of the beasts.

Well, Pentax may not be physically stiff. He looks at the tiger's approach with a strange expression of pity and excitement. It seems to be a good thing. ready.

Zhuang looked at the tiger's sharp claws, looked at her own utility knife, and lowered the knife with interest. Liu Laosan thought it was his own threat. He raised the volume and shouted again:

"Everyone is 100 meters away from me! I want to take this little girl as a hostage! You honestly, I will put her behind after safety..."

However, Liu Laosan said that he did not go down halfway. He found that all three of us looked over him and looked at the direction behind him, as if there were any terrible things there.

"Hey! Don't, don't scare me!" Liu Laosan got a goose bump. "Where do you look at it? What's behind me? Don't pretend to be a ghost! Laozi is sleeping in the graveyard! It's useless to me." !"

Zhuang Ni was still worried about the tiger at the beginning, but she heard the squad leader said that I gave the tiger a wooden thorn, the tiger sent the pheasant hare to me as a gift, and that Peng Peisi was not afraid, maybe there was a gun, so Gradually restored the expression of indifference.

Seeing the tiger outside the zoo has not scared the urine, Zhuangni's courage is also big enough, as for the palace color - should be glad that her perspective can not see the tiger's approach, and began to enter the petrochemical state because of the shock.

"Do you have high cholesterol?" Zhuang suddenly asked Liu Laosan with no words.

"What? My high cholesterol is not high off your ass?" Liu Laosan did not understand. "Don't you still expect me to suffer from heart disease because of high cholesterol? Don't dream! I have a good heart!"

"I hope your heart is really good," Zhuang sneered. "If your cholesterol is not high, then some kind of creature that feeds you should not be upset."

"You, what are you talking about!" Liu Laosan was infected by the strange atmosphere around him, and a large drop of cold sweat fell from his forehead.

At this time, Pentaxus gave me a look. I understand that I am the key person to stabilize the tiger. The tiger may indeed come out to help me, but it may not be so clear to the friends and foes. People outside of the three will be helpless.

In fact, even if only hurt Liu Laosan is not a good thing, and not to mention whether the tiger will eat him, as long as it hurts, this tiger will be labeled as a wounded tiger, the consequences are mostly not optimistic.

So I slowly raised my right hand and told the tiger not to come closer. The movement was light and light, and I was afraid that the king of the beast would be misunderstood.

My kind of cautious, life-and-death expressions and movements made Liu Laosan more restless. The rumors of tigers in the back hills are not what they are today. He now vaguely guessed his own situation, but Still not completely sure.

The ** who wants to look back is so strong, but he is not afraid to have any distraction when he faces Zhuang Ni with a utility knife and Pentis, who is like an iron tower.

Huge psychological pressure caused him to take a breather, and from the back, he pulled the right arm of the palace color neck and showed signs of looseness.

“I advise you to let the color go now,” said Zhuang, in the tone of the death penalty executive. “Otherwise, you will make outstanding contributions to the reproduction of wild animals.”

When I heard the words "wild animals", Liu Laosan’s fear reached its peak and even began to shake with the palace color (secret and double tremble). At the same time, I thought that the tiger could understand that my gesture would not change. However, the tiger did not follow the common sense. It suddenly raised a huge head, opened the blood and opened a tremor. Tigers!

"Ah--"

The above onomatopoeia can't express the real situation. Just imagine that a wild cat roars out at its maximum volume, then enlarges the volume by 10,000 times and shrinks itself into a mouse. It is probably the power of the tiger. It is.

"I, my mother! There are tigers!"

Liu Laosan heard the raging tiger scream behind him. He knew that it was impossible for humans to imitate it. He was scared to immediately squat down the palace, and he ran to me and Peng Duosi, hoping to stay away from the tiger. it is good.

The most taboo thing to deal with wild beasts is to flee, because Baye once said that "the beast can smell your fears". At this time, the tiger sees Liu Laosan leaving his back to himself, and then he rushes a few steps. As soon as he jumped, he easily intercepted Liu Laosan from the side, and the sound of four feet was quite shocking.

Looking at the tiger's sharp canine teeth and the expression of mouth openness, Liu Laosan's legs are soft, his eyes are turned upside down, and his heart is lying on the ground directly.

I rely on! Really have a heart attack! Young people must be eating too much meat and drinking too much!

"Lin, let the tigers stay away from us," Peng Ruisi said to me. "I have a quick-response to save my heart. Now it is important to save people. It is best to let the tiger leave when it leaves."

Said, Peng Duos slowly walked to the middle of Liu Laosan and the tiger, helped Liu Laosan, and poured a few heart-saving pills into his mouth - since I suffered from viral heart disease, Pentax I took the rescue pills with me and did not change this habit after I recovered.

I laughed and waved nervously, trying to calm the tiger.

"Oh, a little bit, I know that you are coming to repay you. You are doing very well. It is enough to do this... You can't hurt people, you can't eat people, or you will be hunted by the government to make specimens... ..."

The tiger looked at me sideways, and the expression of that moment was a bit like selling a big cat, but it didn't retreat, and still had a lot of hostility towards Liu Laosan.

I am not a Virgin, it is impossible to save my life in order to save Liu Laosan, but at this time Pentis is also the first to bear the brunt. For the sake of Pentax, I am brave enough to approach the tiger. Seeing the tiger does not mean that I am close, still I am down, and I am relieved.

So I didn't do it all the time, I reached out and touched the head of the tiger, and showed my talent skills of lv999 "laughing the dog's head."

Pentax is not too surprised, but Zhuangni is not surprised, after all, the tiger's buttocks can't touch, dare to touch the tiger's head, but also have considerable courage and luck.

After being touched by me for a while, the tiger seemed to be full of addiction, whispering as a farewell to me, then lazily turned and shook his tail into the jungle.

I was relieved, and Liu Laosan on the other side was saved by Peng Duisi's rescue pills. He was cold and sweaty after his death, and his eyes stared blankly at the dark night sky, screaming with fear:

"阎王爷!阎王爷爱命! Don't let the tiger eat me! I will not harm the animals anymore! I... I am not harmful! I will repair the bridge from now on!"

Later, he discovered that it is still daytime, the so-called "black night sky" is nothing more than Pentax's skin and black suit.

I suddenly remembered not knowing how the palace color was changed. I turned to look at it. I saw that Gong Caicai had been smashed by Zhuang Ni. It seemed that I had not suffered any injuries. I was simply over-excited.

"Just, I just saw that the tiger was awkward..." Gong Caicai said to himself in a dull manner, "Two tigers ~ ~ two tigers ~ ~ really weird ~~~"

I have been scared to start singing incoherently! The song is quite ethnic! Gong Caicai, your 1/16 minority lineage finally awakened the blood limit!

The "Save Obama" action ended here. Liu Laoda, who fled to the north, and Liu Laoji, who fled to the West, were caught by bodyguards respectively. Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue also made certain contributions.

The most fierce Liu’s boss was hanged by Amy for 12 hours above the crocodile pool. All the clothes were smashed by the crocodile and finally handed over to the police. When Liu Laoda saw the police, he looked forward to the star's expression of the moon, and let the police deeply doubt that Liu Laoda is a foundation.

"What happened? I have never seen a prisoner so eagerly awaiting his arrest! Is he looking forward to going to prison for soap?"

After the police interrogation, the three brothers of Liu not only kidnapped the dog, but also kidnapped the license plate to ask the car owner for a ransom. Although neither of the above can be said according to the crime of kidnapping, the crime of infringement of property is appropriate. It seems that they are in any case. I have to go into the soap for a while.

Unexpectedly, Liu Laosan saw the prince in the hallucinations when he was suffering from heart disease. Since then, he has become a vegetarian again because of his good performance.

"After the mountain is too close to the school, there is a tiger on the mountain, after all, it is not a long-term solution."

On the same day, when Pentis drove Amy and Obama back to the principal building, he said when I took the elevator alone.

"What should I do?" I asked, "Sent to the zoo?"

Pentis shook his head. "That is too cruel to the wild animals. It is best to send it to the wildlife sanctuary. I will contact the relevant people. You just need to let everyone not before the tiger moves. Just go to the depths of the jungle in the back hills."

Putting down Pentax to plan the transfer of the tiger, the next day, Director Cao found the school, and in my bedroom with Shu Zhe, I asked if I was interested in participating in the Korean movie "Assassination of Obama".

Really... Just killing Obama will kill him!