I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In order not to live up to the good wishes of the tiger to repay, we are prepared to eat and eat the two wild game sent by the tiger.

There was no pheasant on the back hill, only the hare, the pheasant was an explosion in a nearby poultry farm, causing many pheasants to flee, so that the pheasants on the back hills took root.

"This is the tiger giving you a thank you, how do you want to eat."

Outside the gardener's hut, the squad leader raised the pheasant and the hare, and asked me a little coldly.

Since the incident that I almost blew her brother to the chrysanthemum, the squad leader gave birth to me, and it is not incomprehensible.

"Since the test showed no pathogens..." I said, scratching my head. "Then everyone will eat it after cooking. I am not a pig. I can't eat so many things."

"Let me help with cooking," the squad said a little stingy. "But you have to help the kitchen."

I nod. "No problem, I am more than enough to play."

The squad leader glanced at me. "You don't have to give me a hand. You can do some chores. In short, you have to spend your energy on business."

Hey, it sounds like there is something in the words. The squad leader thinks that I am indecent as a gift of Pooh, and almost burst the Shuzhe's chrysanthemum. Is it because the energy is not released? It is like the physiological health brochure says, "You should vent your energy." Is it the same as reducing the self-consolation in sports activities?

"Squad leader, squad leader, let me go to the kitchen with you." Under a fruit tree, he stood for a long time, and he raised his hand happily. "I want to learn how to cook with the squad, cooking pheasants and hares." It is not something that can be seen every day."

The squad leader nodded. "I and Xiaoqin went to the kitchen to prepare. Ye Lin, you can do some work outside the house."

Her eyes swept a bag of rice tightly tied with a hemp rope in the wall.

"The rice has a little rice worm, the school cafeteria is going to be thrown away, but I don't think there are too many rice worms. I am here to try to pick out the rice worms. Since you have nothing to do, just sit on the small bench and replace me. Pick a rice worm."

I opened my pocket and saw that the color of the rice inside was still relatively white. It was not like Chen Mi, but there were three or five black weevils crawling on the surface. This kind of rice could not be in a private school. The restaurant appeared, but when I was a kid, I helped my grandmother pick the rice worm. If I took the rice worms away, the remaining rice would still be eaten.

"Okay, give it to me." I patted my chest and assured the squad leader.

The squad leader walked to the kitchen with Xiaoqin. Before she left, Xiaoqin turned back and gave me a victory gesture. She smiled as if to say, "I will definitely steal the cooking skills of the female No.2."

I poured all the rice into a plastic basin and moved to the small bench to sit next to me and started a long career in picking the rice bug.

The sunshine at 10 o'clock in the morning is very good. According to my experience in picking rice worms when I was a child, as long as the rice is spread out in the sun as much as possible, the rice worm will climb out on its own, and try Bailing. I put a small bucket at hand. There is half a bucket of water inside. Once I catch the rice worms, I throw them into the water and drown them, saving them from climbing back.

The rice worms crawled out of the fast, so I spent a lot of time idle, and went to observe the scenery near the gardener's hut.

In the distance is a soilless plantation. There are several fruit trees and small gardens in the vicinity. In the warehouse attached to the gardener's cabin, there are some agricultural equipment and old things taken by the squad leader from home.

The diligent and squad leader has always been reluctant to throw things. She not only moved her "collections" to the maximum extent, but even more and more momentum was collected, even the neighbors gave her son to play with the rest. The toys she has been keeping.

Not to mention that when I went to school in the 28th, she went to school to ride the sky blue bicycle every day, and it was well maintained, and it was parked outside the western wall of the gardener's cabin.

Fortunately, Qingzi High School is a semi-closed paramilitary management, and the awkward Zuo Xiong should not be able to slip in to steal the squad leader's bicycle seat.

On the tree facing the gardener's hut, the dartboard target that the squad leader brought from the house was nailed to it. Three darts were nailed to it. It must have been that the squad leader did not practice less.

Vigny once revealed to me that the squad leader used a more intense practice method to shoot directly on the trunk with a flying knife. However, Gong Caicai saw the knife marks on the book every time for the big tree to be sad. The squad leader had no choice but to do so. Retreat to the next, changed back to practice with darts.

When I was holding two rice worms in the sky, I saw Amy walked up with the enthusiasm of Pentax. I watched Amy’s several male students show the standard pigs. Brother's face, and some people extended their right hand to do a Nazi hand-raising ceremony, shouting: "Long live the president of Amy."

Emily ignored them and went straight to me and ordered Pentis to drive away the male students.

"Death servant, what are you doing?" Amy curiously looked at the plastic pot filled with rice in front of me, and then stunned: "No, rice is not worms, and the food of the heavens is gone." Is it so lacking?"

I watched Amy get a bigger blue eye because of surprise, and laughed and said: "We have gold shovel in the sky, and the wheat yield is one thousand eight. How can it be lack of food? But there is a cloud in the elementary school textbook: 锄禾日At noon, the granules are hard. If you have a little rice worm, it doesn't mean that you can't eat rice. You can see that the worms in the original forest dare to eat, compared to a little rice worm."

"But the upper class will never eat raw food." Amy still wants to follow my theory.

I suddenly recalled the days of lack of food and clothing in the dream cycle. I sneered: "That is because they are too delicate, the human digestive system is not so fragile, there are many things that can be digested, when there is no food, let alone life. The worm's rice, even the worm itself, will be rushed to eat."

Amy shook her head around her chest and shook her head. The double pony tail swayed gracefully on both sides of her body.

"I don't want to eat bugs anyway, even if there is nothing to eat at the end of the world, I will never eat bugs. When the servant is, you are responsible for finding something to eat."

I can't laugh and cry: "You just said that there is nothing to eat in the end of the world, but I have to find something to eat, what I am looking for for you to eat."

Amy suddenly looked at her eyes and said with a smile: "Is there a documentary about the avalanche victims who have eaten the meat of their companions? When the male servant can't get anything else, the human flesh can at least get it. ”

"Human flesh, your sister." I vomited. "You have nothing to look at for a tasteful documentary. Is it not acceptable for you to eat bugs than to eat human flesh?"

"Eating human flesh has a cruel beauty, and there are no insects." Amy played with a jewel on her collar, and plausibly said, "I am God's most beautiful creation, so it should be beautiful at all times."

"It doesn't matter." I said seriously. "I will catch a lot of beautiful bugs when I get there."

Amy was so angry that I had nothing to say, but the child was a child after all, and soon she disappeared, and it seemed quite interesting to watch me pick the rice worm.

"Catch the rice worms and throw them in the bucket. Is it really a low-level game... But if the servant catches the worm so hard, let this lady help you."

"Speaking loudly, you are actually planning to play."

"Hey, dead man servant, you have opinions."

"Yes, there are a lot of opinions. It is a skill to pick a rice worm. When I was a child, I had experience. If you have such a raw hand, you will be more and more busy."

"Hah, you look down on me, right, what skills are needed for this low-end job, even the monkeys in the Himalayas and the octopus in the Mariana Trench can do the job."

"Hey, compare your brother to monkeys and octopuses, and from a genetic point of view, it is also very bad for you."

"I have to play anyway." Amy unreasonably picked up her sleeves, reached into the rice bowl, and happily caught the rice bug with me.

Not to mention, Amy because the fingers are small, the accuracy is not worse than me, the efficiency of picking the rice worm is quite high, but only pick a little will she will have a backache.

"Oh yeah~~~~ boring to die." Amy, who gave up the rice worm, took a lazy look, then saw a large red cloth pocket under the wall of the gardener's hut, which was bulging inside. what.

"What is that." Amy asked, pointing at the red cloth pocket. "Is it for the servant?"

"No." I replied, "It's the squad leader's stuff, I put it here early."

"What's inside." Amy asked me with a mysterious voice.

"How do I know, ordinary things."

"That's not necessarily." Suspicious Amy held her chin with two fingers, took a few steps around the red cloth pocket, and looked around again and again. "Katyusha always collects strange things. Who knows what is inside?" There are no contraband, smuggled goods, Harry Potter's magic stone, etc. I have to figure out what is inside."

I didn't have time to stop it, and Amy lifted the tender foot on the mat and kicked it in the red cloth pocket, then.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it hurts to die,".

Amy licked her ankle in tears and squatted.

"It's a prickly pear. It turned out to be a prickly pear. Katyusha hid the prickly pear inside, and my brother, you have to be mad at me."

I almost didn't suffocate my nose. Who told you to do something to kick it, and I just called me a half-day dead servant. After being wronged, I thought of calling my brother.

However, Amy can subconsciously call my brother when she is emotional, I am still very happy.

I asked Amy to take off my shoes and carefully inspect the wound on her toes. Fortunately, it was not serious. So I went into the house and asked the squad leader to have a band-aid. After washing the Amy with a watering pipe, I disposed of the wound.

Just as Amy yelled at the death penalty for the prickly pear, Pooh and the big horn came side by side.

Far from seeing me, the big horn screamed at the heart and body. "Hearing the squad leader said that cooking is in the game, and I will come over with Pooh. How can we eat less?"