I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In fact, many things that kill animals are done by children. Childishness and cruelty are not contradictory, and they are still twin brothers.

However, the cat that was hanged on the telephone pole today is not quite like a child's handwriting. The position of the suspension is too high, the primary school students are not enough, and the junior high school students are also embarrassed, unless it is me or Tao Ge. The size of the body - how do I think how this cat is being slain by high school students or even adults.

If you are not a childish child, then it is so boring and cruel to treat a small animal so cruelly.

"I understand! The technique is so abnormal, it must be the guy who did it!" Xiaoqin took two small fists and filled her indignation. "I met him several times when I was doing the ‘Hotman’!”

"Hey? Who are you talking about?" I asked as I untied the kitten's body from the pole.

"Who is it? It is the cat-killing demon in Dongshan City!" Xiaoqin is ready to enter the battle state. "Since Red Star and Fireman established the Dongshan City Justice League, they have come up with a lot of them. Guys, the Justice League refers to them as 'magic people'! This cat-and-cat is one of the bad guys!"

"Hey? Is the Cat Devil not a physicist Schrödinger? Because he put forward the 'Schrodinger's cat' hypothesis in quantum mechanics, he wants to give poison to the cat, so now when he mentions Schrödinger online, he is said to be the cat-killer Schrodinger. ......"

"In short, this cat-killing person is not a physicist!" Xiao Qin shook his head. "Taiwan does not have two bad guys. It uses a microwave to roast a roommate's cat. It also puts a pregnant female cat as a kite. It is also called by the media. Is it a high school student? I don’t know his true identity, but he abuses more dead cats than anyone else! I must grab him, bind my hands and feet and throw it to 1000 喵Star people, let the comet people collectively sentence him!"

Together with Xiaoqin, I buried the **** cat's body in the garden by the side of the road. Xiaoqin also prayed for it with her hands together. No matter what, the burial cat is always more normal than the funeral pot.

"Amitabha, I hope that you will turn into a dolphin in the afterlife, so you can eat fish in the ocean as you like..."

I saw Xiaoqin’s expression of piety and she couldn’t bear to vomit her prayers. In fact, dolphins are far from being free in the ocean. Although dolphins and humans have a natural affinity, they have never had a record of attacking people, and they often have shipwrecks. The people pushed to the shore, but the Japanese hunted them unscrupulously for their appetite, too ungrateful. The Americans could not stand it and took a "Dolphin Bay" to accuse the Japanese of crimes.

After burying the kitten, I listened to Xiao Qin about the grievances of the Dongshan City Justice League and the Dongshan City Devils, summing up one sentence:

In the past two years, under the guidance of Xiaoqin, Dongshan City’s youth brains have been brain-destroyed.

The original Dongshan City Justice League, in addition to learning Lei Feng doing good things, is basically preventing minor violations of the table, and some things that do not violate the law, but violate the public good.

For example, it is forbidden to smoke in public places, to blame people for throwing cigarette butts, to steal the tapes of the aunts who danced square dances, to report others gambling...

I don't know if the Dongshan City Justice League violated the interests of some people in the implementation of justice. In short, according to the superhero comics, there are heroes who have wicked people, Batman has clowns, and Dongshan City has appeared after the Winter Mountain Justice League. A variety of quirky devils have sprung up like mushrooms.

For example, the "showing devil" who likes to expose young women to the lower body, likes to steal the "theft magician" at the bottom of the female skirt, likes to steal the female bicycle seat and the scent of the "seat magic man", and likes the middle of the night. Sneak into other people's homes, do not steal or rob, specifically scratch the master's foot, give people a wake-up, immediately ran the heartbreaking mad guy, known as "the diseased devil."

At first, these metamorphosis did not claim to be the devil, but the Dongshan City Justice League fixed their sexuality on the Internet. After they called them "the devil organization," they simply accepted the title. Anyway, it sounded much more than "perverted". It is.

Among them, the cat-killing person has a high rate of appearance. Whenever there is a case of a scorpion being killed in Dongshan City, there are ten out of eight `9 is made by the cat-killing demon, and Xiaoqin is a "green cat and cat comic maid", which is very annoying The cat demon, but only saw his back, has not been able to catch him.

In addition, because Xiaoqin competed with the "power and ability" to fight for the old lady to cross the road, "powered and able to marry" on the ground, and later beaten the red star man, so it was declared unpopular by the Dongshan City Justice League. Expelled their hero team and renamed Xiaoqin as the "Diary Man".

For a long time, you are also a part of the devil! At least it is also true and evil, free between the hero and the devil! It is worthy of being the leader of the brain-destroyed youth in Dongshan City. Your hero and the devil have done it all over!

I think Xiaoqin is a bit too much about "doing what he can and man" and Red Star Man, but the cat slayer should indeed bring him to justice. If I meet this guy, I will catch him.

"If there is a chance, let's ambush the cat demon." I said to Xiaoqin, "I can't make him so crazy. It's so close to our home. Even if it's our site, he dares to hang cats here. If you are challenging us, you have to give him a lesson!"

"That is a word!" Xiaoqin replied with a sigh of relief, and later squinted his head and thought with his hands on his chest.

"Ye Lin students want to hunt and abuse the cat demon, what is the code name of Ye Lin's classmates? It is better to call the wild donkey... No, it is the wild horse man!"

"Bastard! You just wanted to say wild heroes! Wild horses are not good! I am me, do not change their names, do not change their surnames, why use codenames?"

"But everyone has a code name!" Xiao Qin frowned. "Ye Lin students do not need to be coded, they will not be gregarious..."

"It's obvious that you are not alone!"

"Hey, it's better to call it 'Replacement Man'! The melancholy brother Wu Sheng, who looks exactly the same as Ye Lin, took the movie "Tianxia" and went back to Switzerland to recuperate. Didn't you still call to let you attend the relevant activities as his identity? Ye Lin simply took over the responsibility of the substitute man!"

I thought about it. In case I and Xiaoqin are on the cat and the devil, Xiaoqin reports that her name is a diary, then I can say that I am a substitute. Anyway, the uniform is also very simple in the movie. Basically, just find a paper bag and a plastic bag on the head, and take out two holes as eyes, and then go to justice.

And Xiaoqin went to the Wal-Mart supermarket to buy a good quality pot, and also brought a large plastic bag of ice cream, I suddenly thought of one thing on the way back, so I ordered the smart watch: "Give me Search for the car seat demon in Dongshan City, is it Zuo Xiong who went to school in the 28th?"

Two years ago, outside the supermarket, Zuo Xiong tried to use the wrench to remove the squad's bicycle seat, but I was scared away. I always felt that he and the car saga had an unclear relationship.

Xiaoqin knows that my smart watch is connected to the network of causal computing programs, built-in voice recognition, human flesh search and other functions. At this time, I am not surprised, just silently waiting for the results with me.

Without losing hope, Xiao Yin gave the answer in 3 minutes: "According to the calculation, Zuo Xiong is 92.1% of the car's magic man, his mobile phone is on, the number is 156******"

"Okay, then call him!" I ordered, this is the first time I called with a smart watch.

After a while, the phone was connected. The other person hesitated and asked: "Who is it? If it is advertising, I will hang up..."

"Not allowed to hang up!" I shouted. "You are Zuo Xiong? Is the bicycle seat lost by the girls you steal? You are the devil!"

"How do you know, you!" Zuo Xiong was shocked. "I have been very careful...who are you?"

After hearing that I was Ye Lin, Zuo Xiong took a breath and he pleaded with me: "Can you not expose me as a car slayer? I didn't mean to steal the girls' seats. Mainly the car seat is tempting me all the time! The green and sweet taste is always calling me, I will not be able to steal the car seat one day..."

"Don't push the responsibility to the seat! It's your psychological metamorphosis!" I yelled. "Now I will give you a chance to make a sin! You tell me who the cat is! Just tell me the true identity of the cat." I will let you go!"

"Hey? But I don't know the cat-catcher!" Zuo Xiong muttered.

"I don't believe it! You are all demons, how can you not know it!"

"This...is it strange to know each other?" Zuo Xiong said after staying for a while, "We are declared to be the devil by the teasing of the Dongshan City Justice League. In fact, they are just some simple metamorphosis, but the perverts have not The need to form a coalition..."

"Hey, you still know that you are a pervert! Then you still can't steal the bicycle seat?"

"I... I am trying to fight the temptation of the bicycle seat! I haven't stolen it since this week, but when you mention this to me, I want to steal it again..."

"Bastard! You will not be on the brink, I will report you!" I threatened. "And, you give me eyes and raise your ears. If there is a trace of a cat-killing person, or he will contact you, you may want to I report!"

Zuo Xiong was afraid of being reported by me, but he promised it, no matter what, it was a step closer to being caught by the cat.

The next day, Xiaoqin and I went back to school to live. When I arrived at the school, I heard that the tiger I helped on the back hill, pheasant and hare sneaked outside the school wall, and was photographed by the camera. The shadow.

Actually, I will report it so soon! Hayao Miyazaki has an animation called "The Revenge of the Cat", and now I am "The Revenge of the Tiger"! Really high-end atmosphere, mad tyrants cool down the **** days!

We decided to cook the pheasant and the hare and eat it.