I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing what his cousin said, Yang Xiaoman was very helpless. Xu Mang was going to be unlucky this time. The cousin is not ordinary. After all, people who can not go home for ten years will hate you...what should I do? How about... help yourself?

"Ahem!"

"Sister... Xu Mang... he is not here." Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Go to the toilet."

"Where are you?" The cousin roared angrily: "This **** dares to do some tricks for him. What...what does this guy think? Is there any elder like me in his eyes? Xiaoman immediately and He regrets his marriage, this kid is not good at character!"

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

This...

This hurts a lot!

It's starting to be incoherent...

"sister!"

"Don't make trouble... I'm already Xu Mang's person." Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly: "Then what...what's going on with him? Why are you suddenly so angry? It has not been resolved by the professors. The problem is."

"What can't be solved!" the cousin said angrily: "This **** didn't solve the problem at all. From the very beginning, I was routine. Your cousin and I are also a face-saving person. After all, I know that he and I are relatives. Reluctant to help him copy the answer, the answer turned into his answer."

"that..."

"What about the back?" Yang Xiaoman asked cautiously.

"Behind..."

"A bunch of professors praised Xu Mang vigorously, saying that it was exactly the same as their answer." The cousin became more and more angry, and said to Xiaoman: "This is not nonsense! Just copied the answer, it's not exactly the same!"

Hear this,

Yang Xiaoman almost didn't laugh. Maybe others didn't know his true face, but he knew him quite well. He was almost the person who knew him best in the world. Knives... are masterpieces of this guy!

I miss it...I participated in so many bad things with him.

Ugh...

Time is gone forever.

"Then what... Sister, in fact, this is also your fault." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "We were here to travel, but you took us to Brother University. Of course Xu Mang will fight back. You say...this guy can't suffer."

"Nothing will suffer."

"It's a bastard!" The cousin felt a deep shame when she thought of becoming a tool man, but she had to sigh. Xu Mang's depth of scheming and the accuracy of humanity was shocking. His every step of the plan All are so reasonable.

Especially for the Chinese dictionary that has been turned over, the cousin can’t believe that this is Xu Mang’s forgetting to return to his original position. She just made herself notice the dictionary and associate the answer to the question in the dictionary. Obviously... he did it. .

Immediately after that, he grasped a key piece of information, that the professors knew that he and he were relatives.

This is so important!

It is a core of all plans, because the two are relatives, and this relationship has been exposed, so I will definitely hinder face and help him solve the problem.

"What time is your flight tomorrow?" the cousin asked with a sigh.

"Eight in the morning."

"If it's eight o'clock... it's almost three o'clock in the afternoon when it comes to the capital city of the next day." The cousin thought for a while and said calmly: "I'll make a big meal for your young couple in the evening, it's a farewell."

"Oh..."

"Sister?" Yang Xiaoman asked: "Are you not angry anymore?"

"Go home and regenerate."

Snapped,

Hung up.

Yang Xiaoman shrank into Xu Mang’s arms, gave the man holding him a blank glance, and said helplessly: "Look at you... I'm so angry with my cousin, I guess I have the heart to kill you. , Don’t forget that Murray insists that having guns is legal."

"Ouch!"

"I forgot this." Xu Mang suddenly realized, and said cautiously: "Then is it too late for me to apologize now?"

"Humph!"

"Don't worry... if there is an old lady, what do my cousins ​​dare to do to you?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Will she look at making me a widow?"

quickly,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's cousin-in-law and Xiaoman's nephew waiting at the door until they get home from get off work.

"aunt!"

"Uncle!" The child was very clever, and not afraid of life, and was quite enthusiastic about Xu Mang. Facing such a smart child, Xu Mang saw a little depression in his eyes.

The situation is wrong!

The child seemed very depressed.

In order to clarify this matter, Xu Mang secretly found his cousin's husband and inquired about Xiaoman's nephew from the side.

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Junjun is almost in kindergarten, right?" Xu Mang opened the refrigerator, pretended to take a can of beer, and curiously asked his cousin-in-law next to him: "Did you learn any tutoring classes such as violin, piano, and Olympiad? "

"Reported!"

"All the reports are full." The cousin said helplessly: "This is your cousin's opinion. Learning more is good for the future. I can't help her. She is responsible for sending the children to the tutoring class every day. It's really tiring..."

"Are tutoring classes popular in America?" Xu Mang asked.

"The whole world is the same." said his cousin: "Most wealthy families send their children to cram schools, so that SAT scores can be high, and then spend money to send them to private schools. According to your cousin's plan, Jun Jun minimum standard Ivy."

Xu Mang nodded and closed his mouth silently. The pressure was indeed great.

Back to Xiaoman, Xu Mang thought for a while, and said to her: "Xiaoman...If you were the mother of two five-year-old children now, would you choose to send your child to a cram school? Learn piano and violin , Cello or something."

Yang Xiaoman fell into contemplation. This is indeed a problem. Although she has never learned these things, but... when she is a mother, her mind will naturally change.

"Maybe."

"Everyone does this, and I can only follow the trend." Yang Xiaoman said: "It mainly depends on whether the child is willing to learn."

So far,

Xu Mang almost understood what Xiaoman meant. In fact, she advocated sending a cram school. Everyone did it. It was an excuse to give her conscience a little comfort.

But the education problem is indeed a big problem that needs to be faced.

But Xu Mang didn't worry too much. After all, he and Xiaoman's genes were so strong, and the child born must be a genius, the kind of genius at the top level.

soon,

The cousin arrived in a hurry and saw Xu Mang sitting on the sofa and couldn't help but glared at him.

At this glance,

Xu Mang felt murderous from it, this is going to be alive!

After that, the so-called big meal was nothing more than an American meal, a large Wellington steak with some scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, vegetable salad and the like.

Xu Mang forced...

This fabled meal is a bit low-grade.

However, my cousin's cooking skills are very good. After all, living in China for more than 20 years, there is a gene of cooking in my bones. There is no discomfort in the moderate saltiness. I had a good dinner.

It hurts a little bit to eat, the same woman, or two sisters, why is Xiaoman’s cooking so unpalatable?

"Xu Mang!"

"Your routine is deep enough!" The cousin took a sip of orange juice and stared at Xu Mang and said: "You froze me for a while."

"Then what..."

"I don't want to do anything." Xu Mang said helplessly: "It's annoying."

"Forget it."

"This matter has been set off, and then we are going to talk about your young couple." The cousin said seriously: "I learned something from Xiaoman's mouth. I think the relationship between you seems to be stable, but in fact There are many cracks."

Xu Mang was about to refute, but his cousin stared back at the scene.

"Don't interrupt me!"

"I know what you want to say, do you mean you have been making Xiaoman feel happy?" my cousin asked.

Xu Mang nodded, but shook his head again.

"Do you nod or shake your head?" the cousin asked, frowning.

"Half and half." Xu Mang said with a smile, "The first half is right, the second half is wrong."

The cousin gave a white glance and said seriously: "Now you must recognize one thing. You are no longer a couple. Remember that you are not a couple. Do you understand what I mean?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded.

"Since you understand everything, the two of you must make a change. First of all, Xiaoman, you have to change your temper. You can lose your temper by accident. It can be used as a regulator in your life, but you should not send it often!"

"Xu Mang...Don't always give in to Xiaoman. Be serious when it's time to be serious. Of course, you have to control it." The cousin said, "Have you heard?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded again.

Immediately after,

It was a couple who had been married for five or six years and showed up to talk about the time, and talked to Xu Mang and Xiaoman about a lot of taboos in marriage, and said the two people in a daze.

after that,

Xiaoman helped his cousin pick up the forks and dishes, while Xu Mang and cousin-in-law sat on the sofa and watched TV.

But... Xu Mang felt that the cousin-in-law had something to hide.

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Do you have anything you want to tell me?" Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Xiao Man and his cousin are not here...you can speak quickly, otherwise there will be no chance."

The cousin's husband looked around for a while, and said solemnly to Xu Mang, "Apologize to me!"

"what?"

"Apologize?" Xu Mang said with a confused look: "Why?"

"Don't ask so much why, anyway, you apologize to me." The cousin's expression became a little stern: "Hurry up, there's no time!"

"This..."

"This...I didn't do anything, why should I apologize to you?" Xu Mang was a little confused.

The cousin's husband said more severely: "Give you one last chance, hurry up and apologize!"

"Oh..."

"Cousin-in-law, I'm sorry." Xu Mang said casually.

result,

Next second,

The cousin's husband smiled with satisfaction and said to Xu Mang: "Congratulations... you have mastered the essence of marriage."

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

Damn it!

When I was eating, I talked so much, it was all... all imagined?

"I know what you want to say." The cousin said helplessly: "That's what your cousin learned in the book. Anyway, don't listen to her... Remember the four-character mantra I gave you, and admit it in time! "

...

night,

Came quietly...

Xu Mang was holding Xiaoman in her arms~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and found her look like a little fortunate, and asked quietly: "Xiaoman...what do you think the cousin said...right?"

"I think it's right."

"Big fool..." Yang Xiaoman arched into his arms and said glutinously, "Do you regret meeting me?"

Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's head helplessly, and said softly: "Don't think about it so much, if you must have an answer... you won't regret it in your next life."

"Hehe..."

With a happy smile on his face, Yang Xiaoman manipulated his little hand under the quilt and asked curiously: "Your waist is good?"

Xu Mang: 囧

Damn...

How come I am so unsure!

......