I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 423: This routine is a bit deep (one/three)

gift?

Have you prepared a gift for me?

Immediately after Xu Mang saw the legendary gift, this gift was very exquisite, and everyone was very careful, but unfortunately, Xu Mang did not want to receive this gift, mainly because it was too much brainstorming.

A well-crafted applied math problem.

I...

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang was very angry. It was like he was a child in elementary school. One day it was his birthday. Suddenly, his uncle ran over and gave a sack of presents. It was all practice questions, from elementary school to high school.

"Professor Xu!"

"This is an elaborate gift from all the mathematics majors of our Columbia University." An elderly professor said with a smile: "Look... it contains many elements, and we hope you Be able to unravel and understand your true strength in the field of mathematics."

Sorry,

Refuse!

When Xu Mang was about to speak, his cousin suddenly spoke, and said seriously to Xu Mang: "Xu Mang...satisfy them. These people want to know your talent in mathematics, otherwise they will be depressed. of."

These words are used in Chinese to communicate.

"Oh..."

"That is to make them depressed to death." Xu Mang replied simply. Originally, he and Xiaoman were here to travel, but they were abducted to Columbia University in a daze, then they were abducted to the office in a daze, and then he had to do something. topic.

Why?

Tool man?

"..."

"Xu Mang...I know you are a little angry, but for your cousin's face, you can satisfy their curiosity. These old professors like to dig out some rare world-class math geniuses." The cousin said helplessly. "They all know that you are my relatives. You can't shame your cousin, you must finish it!"

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman and saw that she nodded to herself, and said silently: "For the sake of your cousin, I will satisfy them...but..."

suddenly,

The devil's thoughts attacked Xu Mang's brain, and he had a very bold idea.

"But what?" the cousin asked.

"No..."

"Nothing." Xu Mang said awkwardly.

Words fall,

Taking a look at the question, according to the prompt given by the system, the exchange value of this question is one, indicating that there is no pressure.

"Can you give me a quiet environment?" Xu Mang said seriously: "I need a relatively quiet environment without any people around."

"can!"

Subsequently,

Xu Mang is the only one left in the huge office. Impossible...impossible to do the problem, but someone will ask to do the problem by himself, Xu Mang took out a cigarette and lay on the chair, thinking about the next plan...

at the same time,

Outside the door,

A group of people are waiting for the answers inside, including Yang Xiaoman. She is standing in the corner, holding her mobile phone and swiping on Weibo by herself to see the appraisers of cosmetics. What are they going to launch today? Used cosmetics.

However, Xiaoman has not forgotten to help her fiancé collect information. She is listening to these professors' comments on Xu Mang.

of course,

At this time everyone is guessing when Xu Mang will complete.

Some people guess that it will take an hour, some guess that it will take half an hour, and some guess that it will take two hours. These professors basically believe that Xu Mang can solve this problem without accident, but there is a dispute on the issue of time.

According to Xiaoman's understanding of Xu Mang, she felt that at most ten to fifteen minutes was enough to complete all the calculations.

"Little Man?"

"How many children do you want in the future?" Xiaoman's cousin stood by and asked curiously.

Faced with this problem,

Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang have discussed it a long time ago, and even the name has already been picked up in advance, but now Xiaoman regrets a little bit, honestly...Xu Mang alone is the only one who has tossed himself, this Suddenly two little demon kings appeared again, one big devil plus two little devil kings...

Let people live?

"I..."

"I'm a little scared." Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with a worried face: "I'm worried...If the child looks like Xu Mang in the future, then I'm all over, I'm not enough for the big **** all the time. Two little **** came to **** me off again. I am worried that in the future I will be **** off by three Xu."

"..."

For a while,

The cousin was speechless, but she quickly thought of a way and said to her cousin: "Why are there three surnamed Xu? Can't it be three Yang?"

Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said with a serious expression on his face: "The surname Xu and the **** Yang are not important. The key is that Xu Mang, the bastard, is throwing his hand at the shopkeeper. Even if the child's temper is Yang, I will raise it. The two children have a temper. More stubborn than one, how can I stand it."

The cousin was speechless: "This is not okay, that's not okay, just don't give birth to Dink."

"No!"

"We have all chosen names." Yang Xiaoman resolutely refused, and said solemnly: "Pain is painful."

The cousin smiled and did not speak.

after that,

Xiaoman and her cousin talked about some interesting things at home. Her plan is to use these interesting things to evoke the idea of her cousin going home. She has not returned to China for more than ten years. It is time to go back, but her cousin’s attitude is very tough. Even if he is killed, he won't go back.

"Little Man..."

"Some things are not as simple as you think." The cousin said blankly: "In short, don't talk about it. No matter how you persuade, I won't go back."

Xiaoman was very helpless. Although I don’t know what happened, I heard that it was very noisy at the time. My cousin was almost about to jump off the building. Since then, my cousin went to the United States. contact.

"Sister...At that time..."

at this time,

The door of the office was opened and Xu Mang walked out of it. In the eyes of surprise and shock, Xu Mang took Xiaoman's hand and said to his cousin: "I and Xiaoman are leaving first."

Words fall,

Hastily pulled Xiaoman and fled the scene.

"???"

what's the situation?

Why are you leaving in such a hurry?

People are a little curious about Xu Mang's reaction.

When everyone walked into the office and saw the blank sheet of paper, everyone was speechless for an instant. Xu Mang did not write the answer, but wrote a paragraph on it.

Hello, when you see this text, you will have to solve four questions. Only by solving these four questions can I get my correct answers. These four questions are placed on the first to fourth levels of the left drawer.

"This..."

"Is this a test for us?" An older professor responded and hurriedly followed the instructions above and got four blank papers. Indeed, there were four topics on them, namely abstract algebra, complex variable function theory, differential geometry and Topology.

"Do not!"

"This is not a test, this is Professor Xu's challenge to us!" A middle-aged man smiled: "Accept it?"

Everyone accepted this challenge and began to solve the difficult problems given by Xu Mang. Under Xu Mang’s design, these four questions were of moderate difficulty. Of course, this is only compared with the students, which is slightly more difficult, but let these professors go. Finish, it's just a matter of time.

"That's not right!"

"Professor Xu shouldn't have such a simple topic." A professor reacted and said seriously: "Students can do all these questions. I don't believe that these extremely simple topics are made by Professor Xu. "

After the professor's reminder, everyone reacted, and indeed things had become a little weird. According to Professor Xu Mangxu's ability, it is unlikely that such a topic would be raised unless he did it on purpose.

at this time,

The cousin vaguely felt a bit of a bad thing, Lenovo Xu Mang’s various performances, it is very likely that there is some conspiracy in it, he himself has a trace of anger, plus he drove everyone out, and it took less than five minutes. , Ran away in a hurry.

This is not normal behavior.

Half an hour later,

Regarding the completion of differential geometry, there is no difficulty, just a little bit complicated.

After another ten minutes, the problem of abstract algebra was solved. Ten minutes later, the problem of complex variable function theory was answered, and finally the topological problem was left, but this problem was still half an hour away from completion.

and many more!

Cousin Xiaoman found that the answers to the three problems that were solved were very simple, just a string of numbers, but... she seemed to have read a certain message from the answer, and these numbers were like some kind of cryptographic language. ..

wrong...

Chinese dictionary!

Cousin Xiaoman suddenly woke up and hurriedly walked to her desk and saw the Chinese dictionary that had been turned over. According to the answers to the three questions, she found the three characters represented by me, no, and answer one by one. ...

I didn't answer?

What do you mean?

Cousin Xiaoman was lost in confusion, I didn't answer... This looks so strange.

I didn't answer...

What did I not answer?

Σ(°△°|||)︴Wait!

(°ー°〃)Will it be...

Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ I didn’t answer the question? !

Thought of this,

Cousin Xiaoman completely broke down. This was definitely done deliberately. He wanted to depress the professors of mathematics at Columbia University.

But it’s not right. Why use Chinese dictionaries instead of Oxford dictionaries? This is definitely a problem. It is impossible... Cousin Xiaoman thought of a possibility. He used Chinese dictionaries on purpose because only one person at the scene understood Chinese, then...

The more I think, the more angry, the more angry, the more angry, but now is very short of time, cousin Xiaoman has no time to call to reprimand Xu Mang, she secretly took away the questions the professors gave Xu Mang, and walked directly out of the office to a place with no one , Began to solve this problem.

for a long time,

The question was successfully solved, Xiaoman's cousin returned to the office, put the question back to the original place, and the answer was hidden in her drawer, in the middle of a textbook.

at this time,

Exactly the last problem was solved.

But everyone was at a loss except for Xiaoman's cousin.

"We have solved it, but what about Professor Xu's answer?" an older professor asked curiously.

"Ha ha!"

"Actually, he played a trick." With a false smile on her face, cousin Xiaoman said to her colleagues: "The four numbers correspond to the four Chinese characters in a Chinese dictionary. The translation is. .. in the drawer."

soon,

Cousin Xiaoman angrily took out her answer, and shouted at the colleagues present: "I found Xu Mang's answer!"

Words fall,

The cousin wanted to kill Xu Mang. She obviously wrote it herself, but she became his.

Why do you have this kind of brother-in-law?

So far,

Cousin Xiaoman basically straightened out Xu Mang’s idea of committing the crime. First, he took advantage of the relationship between himself and him, and then cleverly arranged according to the characteristics of only knowing Chinese, including the Chinese dictionary that was deliberately opened. .

Step by step, lure yourself to help him solve the problem, and all the credits will naturally become his when the truth is announced.

Xu Mang,

Are you a human being?

...

at this time,

Xiaoman shrank in Xu Mang's arms, listening to him telling his sinful plan, angry and funny, stretched out his hand to twist the soft flesh of Xu Mang's waist, and said: "You are so bad!"

Then the style of painting changed,

Leaning into Xu Mang's ear, he whispered, "But... I really like it!"

Words fall,

Xiaoman kissed Xu Mang on the cheek.

(*￣3(￣︶￣) Click to the left!

(￣︶￣)ε￣*) Click on the right!

(*￣3)(ε￣*) Come in the middle too!

Just when the two were gradually lost ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ suddenly a phone call interrupted all the fantasy.

Yang Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and took a look, and he was shocked.

"Yes..."

"It's my cousin." Yang Xiaoman said worriedly: "Can you pick it up?"

Xu Mang doesn't matter, since the product has been activated by himself, what can the cousin do? Have the ability to go to the manufacturer...