I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　? Now Xu Mang can indeed save the world. Before, Xianyu's eyes became sharp, and the whole person exuded an aura of kingly straightness, especially the appearance of holding a mobile phone, like a professional player.

　　 It's just that the earphones are a bit out of place. Out of caution, Lin Fangfang checked the earphones and put them in her ears, only to hear a voice that made her speechless.

　　 Second round,

　　 Xu Mang changed his previous awkward operations and directly confronted Lin Fangfang. This series of changes surprised Yang Xiaoman sitting aside.

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This

　　 Is this bathroom so magical?

　　 Yang Xiaoman watched Xu Mang's delicate and extreme operations, and couldn't help but take a breath. His positioning, skill convergence, and control of soldiers and towers reached the top level. Even if he changed himself, he didn't have such operations.

what's the situation?

　　 What is in this bathroom?

　　 Yang Xiaoman wanted to rush into the men’s bathroom to find out. Why is this guy invincible after going to the bathroom, is it like Superman? Is the bathroom where Xu Mang transforms?

　　 Whoops!

　　 The release of this skill

　　 Whoops!

　　 This skilful position

　　 Whoops!

　　 This superb card slot

　　 At this time, Yang Xiaoman has become Xu Mang's fascinating girl. Seeing him playing games, he even feels that no man in the world is more handsome than him.

　　 glanced at Lin Fangfang,

　　 her face and brows were tightly locked together, and her expression was a bit solemn. Yang Xiaoman could see that she was facing the biggest challenge ever.

　　 "This place is Hulao Pass!"

　　 suddenly,

　　 Xu Mang shouted, successfully beheading the opposite enemy.

　　 put down the phone, glanced at Lin Fangfang, and said, "No pressure!"

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I go!

　　 This is pretending,

　　 is simply stressful.

　　 Several people were surprised that Xu Mang suddenly became stronger, so they were curious about the bathroom. What was there in the bathroom Xu Mang had been to? However, a few people know that this is probably another unsolved mystery of the world. What is in the bathroom?

　　 Lin Fangfang was in a daze. He didn't know how he died. In short, the blood fell quickly, and his skills hit Xu Mang without any harm.

　　 cheated?

　　 Hung up?

　　 or on behalf of the fight?

　　 Lin Fangfang thought about many possible situations, but she rejected them one by one. After all, face-to-face solo, it is impossible to cheat. The only doubt is the bathroom he has been to. What is in the bathroom?

　　 can't do it!

　　 I want to go to the bathroom too,

male!

　　 "Wait for ten minutes!" Lin Fangfang put down his mobile phone and ran directly into the bathroom. When he reached the door, he glanced at the sign, wearing pants and skirts.

　　 without any hesitation,

　　 Lin Fangfang rushed into the trousers door.

　　 Five seconds later,

　　 walked out with disappointment.

　　 "Is my technique too rubbish?" Lin Fangfang muttered to herself: "Or am I too skillful?"

　　 went back to the seat,

　　The ultimate battle between Lin Fangfang and Xu Mang is about to begin. This round determines who will end the meal. Of course, money is only a small matter, and face is a big matter.

　　 Although Lin Fangfang has poor academic performance, he has the same attitude towards games as Yang Xiaoman. He has to win. To play games is to win. If you don’t win, do you still play a game of gross?

　　 "Stupid?"

"Uh?"

"Don't win too simple and remember to pretend. 35xs" Yang Xiaoman leaned in his ears and kindly reminded: "Don't hang on everyone on the other side like in the previous game. This is my little girl. , You made her cry, I'll coax her then."

"Oh"

　　 Xu Mang nodded, simply speaking, acting.

"Do not worry!"

　　 "Does my acting skills still need to be questioned?" Xu Mang smiled and said, "It must satisfy you."

　　 Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's confident smile, feeling a little flustered.

　　 soon,

　　 The third round begins.

　　 Xu Mang still continued the previous routine, he came up directly as a macho, joking about the world **** of war, Lu Bu, how could he hide behind the tower and steal troops?

　　 Under the operation,

　　 Lin Fangfang was beaten up by a mouse.

　　 However

　　 A small sinful hand slowly stretched out to Xu Mang's waist.

　　 This is Yang Xiaoman's hand.

　　 bastard!

　　 knew this was the case!

　　 In order to let Xu Mang know what he should do next, Yang Xiaoman directly screwed the soft flesh on his waist.

　　 I screw!

　　 I'll screw it up again!

　　 I still screw it!

　　 What a pity,

　　 Xu Mang is unconscious, still indulging in the joy of beating each other, unable to extricate himself.

　　 Yang Xiaoman: ￣￣;

　　 Have you been beaten by yourself for a long time, so you have antibodies?

　　 Doesn't it hurt?

　　 However,

it's not true.

　　 The reason why Xu Mang didn't feel Yang Xiaoman's twisting was just because he turned on the skill of stealing mobile phones in class, which allowed him to concentrate his attention so as to achieve the transcendence of spirit and body.

suddenly,

　　 Xu Mang woke up, glanced at the angry Yang Xiaoman, and smiled awkwardly.

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "My screen is malfunctioning!" Xu Mang suddenly shouted, "What should I do?"

Oh?

　　 failed?

　　 After Lin Fangfang heard Xu Mang's words, he had an idea and decided to be shameless and bully Xu Mang, who was not working on the screen.

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　　 Actually this is not shameless,

　　 This is called insufficient preparation.

　　 "Haha!"

　　 "Kill you chicken!" Lin Fenfen controlled her hero, and rushed towards Xu Mang with a smile on her face.

　　 But,

　　 Xu Mang is not a professional actor after all. When he was beaten, he subconsciously fought back, but he used too much force and directly killed Lin Fenfen under the tower.

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　　 The scene was very silent and embarrassing.

　　 Lin Fenfen's small face changed from sunny to cloudy, from cloudy to rain. Not only did he lose the duel, but his IQ was crushed so obvious that he didn't even notice it.

"Wow!"

　　 "I'm not alive!"

　　 The money for the meal was eventually settled by Xu Mang. There is no way that Lin Fenfen used the tricks that children are used to, crying, making troubles and hanging them, and directly caused Yang Xiaoman to burst their heads.

　　On the way back, Xu Mang was questioned by Yang Xiaoman. The content of the questions was all about why he acted.

"Humph!"

　　"What do you use to question if you say something without embarrassment?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said, "What is the difference between your acting skills and those little fresh meat?"

I

　　 actually compare me with Xiao Xianrou?

　　Shi can be killed but not insulted!

"Ugh!"

　　 "Does Xiao Xianrou have such achievements as me?"

　　 "Is Xiao Xianrou as masculine as me?"

　　 "Does Little Fresh Meat have my strong muscles?"

　　 Xu Mang directly asked Yang Xiaoman with three consecutive questions that touched the soul.

　　The days in the magic city soon ended,

　　 Xu Mang bought a high-speed rail ticket to go home, probably because of bad luck, he bought a business seat at 7:45 the next day. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"what's the situation?"

　　 "Why did you buy it so early?"

　　 Evening,

　　 Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang were eating supper outside. When they heard the departure time tomorrow morning, Yang Xiaoman sneered and said, "Can you get up?"

"Uh"

　　 "Of course I can get up." Xu Mang patted his chest, and said confidently, "My biological clock is accurate!"

　　 "Cut!"

　　 "I don't believe me!" Yang Xiaoman said, "I think you will come and beg me and let me send you back."

begging?

　　 Xu Mang sighed. Xiaoman thought that the bed-laying skill was funny. Although this skill is really funny, it sometimes works, such as catching a high-speed train.

　　 The next day,

seven in the morning.

　　 Xu Mang's biological clock started automatically, and he glanced at his phone hastily.

　　5:01

　　Sleep for a while!

　　 A few minutes later, Xu Mang woke up again and glanced at his phone.

　　5:10

　　 Sleep a little longer!

　　 Xu Mang:zzzz

　　 Open your eyes,

　　 Turn on the phone.

　　 9:25

Oh

　　 It turned out to be almost half past nine.

　　 Xu Mang: Σд′ノノ

　　 Fuck!

what's the situation?

　　 It's half past nine? !