I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Lin Fangfang’s best hero is Mozi. This hero is quite suitable for solo, with a long range, high attack, and control. Basically, as long as he can play, killing Cai Niao is more than enough.

"Little Man?"

"Uh?"

"Which hero is more powerful?" Xu Mang looked at the various characters, and didn't know what to do for a while. In fact, he wanted to choose tanks in his heart, with a thick skin and thick skin, but...the damage seemed not enough. .

"..."

"What do you want to play?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Xu Mang thought for a while and said with a smile: "A hero who can defeat Lin Fangfang and Mozi."

"let me see..."

"Do you have a hero like Li Bai?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"of course!"

"All heroes and skins, krypton gold players." Xu Mang nodded, his face full of pride.

Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance, and the skill of Cai was to die and to live, this krypton gold ability was very strong.

"Then Li Bai." Yang Xiaoman said.

"Li Bai...uh..." Xu Mang thought for a while, and hurriedly shook his head: "I don't think Li Bai can do it, this name is not very auspicious, Li Bai...bai give it, give it... Li Bai, no! Change another one. !"

I...

This...

Deserve to lose!

Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said angrily: "You can play whatever you like..."

At this time,

Lin Fangfang noticed that the two were whispering, and hurriedly scolded: "Hey, hey, what are you two whispering to say? Sister Xiaoman, you can't protect your boyfriend, this is the battlefield!"

"Little Man!"

"How can you do this?" Xu Mang pushed Yang Xiaoman away, and said with an upright look: "I'm an upright person, don't make these little moves!"

Yang Xiaoman: Convex (艹艹艹)

Wait and see at night!

Look at my old lady, I won't kill you!

Losing Xu Mang, who helped Yang Xiaoman to make suggestions, Zuo Siyou wanted to finally choose the best man in the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu, known as the unparalleled **** and ghost.

"I play Lu Bu!"

"Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, and stepping on the red rabbit and red horse, God of War, Lu Bu!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "How to lose? I can't lose in this shape!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The few people present were dumbfounded, and I'm afraid this is a waste of words!

"Xu Mang?"

"What is your strength?" Ding Jun asked curiously.

"silver!"

"What's wrong?" Xu Mang said.

Words fall,

Lin Fangfang almost didn't fall to death. She looked at Xu Mang incredulously, and couldn't help but smile and said, "You who are not as good as a primary school student, actually have the courage to fight me, you can't beat you!"

"cut!"

"Beat you, silver is enough." Xu Mang showed disdain: "How about this...how about a little bet?"

"You said."

"Pay for SOLO!" Xu Mang said: "Three-game two-win system, whoever loses pays!"

"it is good!"

Words fall,

Lin Fangfang invited Xu Mang, and the two began to pay for SOLO.

first round,

Xu Mang did not cheat, but was fighting on his own strength. Although he only had silver, he understood the basic game operation. Xu Mang was very happy to play, at least very happy for him.

However... Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting next to him, was about to collapse, and he wanted to strangle Xu Mang to death.

Whoops!

So sad!

No more, no more...Others want money to play games, Xu Mang plays games terribly!

Suffocated!

Where is the oxygen cylinder?

Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang hiding behind the tower and walked around, waiting for the opponent's soldier to come, and then he stepped forward to make some money, and then gave out a pair of shoes to make him run faster. He said he was the **** of war, Lu Bu. ?

"Little Man?"

"You seem to be uncomfortable?" Ma Xin was not interested in the game. At this time, she was scanning Weibo. She looked up and saw Yang Xiaoman with constipation, and asked curiously: "Would you like to go to the hospital?"

"No!" Yang Xiaoman gritted his teeth and said, "I'm just a little hypoxic."

what?

Brain...Brain hypoxia?

It's not going to be deadly!

When Ma Xin was about to persuade Yang Xiaoman to go to the hospital, Ding Jun approached her ear and told her the cause of this symptom.

"It was Xu Mang who played games so silly, and it irritated Xiaoman." Ding Jun smiled: "Remember that we played games together before, and you were scolded and cried by her."

"Oh!"

"It turned out to be like this." Ma Xin suddenly realized.

At this time,

Xu Mang suddenly frowned, showing a panic expression.

"Damn!"

"Hang up..." Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "I lost."

"cut!"

"Cooked chicken."

Lin Fangfang successfully won the first game and glanced at Xu Mang. She had already figured out Xu Mang's true strength, which was nothing.

The loss in the first game did not cause too much psychological burden on Xu Mang. He was heartless and took a sip of a can of Coke, and then saw Yang Xiaoman whose face was flushed. Based on past experience, this Is angry.

"what happened?"

"Who is angry with you?" Xu Mang looked around for a while, but found no suspicious person.

call,

call,

call...

Yang Xiaoman was constantly adjusting his anger to the explosion, but Xu Mang playing with Lu Bu still remained in his mind. When he thought of his strange behavior, he felt very angry, and wanted to punch someone.

"promise me!"

"Go back at night and uninstall the game!" Yang Xiaoman gritted his teeth and said viciously, "I can't stand the way you play the game!"

Xu Mang: 囧

"is it necessary?"

"Don't just play a game!" Xu Mang, as a kind-hearted player of the Buddha family, never understood the dedication of professional players like Yang Xiaoman to the game. You don't necessarily have to win the game. Sometimes losing is the process of the game.

At this time,

Lin Fangfang began to urge the opening of the second game.

"Wait!"

"I'll go to a toilet!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang took the phone to the bathroom, locked the door of the single room, and sat on the toilet.

"The system...how much skill does it take to kill the opponent?"

[Recognized by the system, this round of victory exchange value: 50 (King glory skills)]

Pay!

"System...can stealing mobile phone skills in class have an impact on this SOLO?"

[High concentration of energy]

"How many skill points do you need?"

[Identified by the system, this skill cannot be activated on the current occasion]

what?

Too...

No class.

However, the solution is more difficult than that. Take out a pair of Bluetooth earphones from your pocket, connect it to your mobile phone, and turn on the class recording that you had previously recorded in math class.

Yes!

Feel like going to class!

"The system... now?"

[Identified by the system, this round is not caught by the teacher. Exchange value: 1 (stealing mobile phone skills in class)]

The recognition is correct, and a little skill point is needed if there is no teacher.

Pay!

"System~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Turn on the beast mode!"

【Animal mode on】

carry out!

God of War Lu Bu is here!

Sitting back in his seat, Xu Mang showed the demeanor of the king because of the blessing of the system, and said to Lin Fangfang, "Come on!"

"???"

"???"

"???"

This…

What's wrong

Going to the bathroom feels like a different person, and now Xu Mang seems to be able to save the world.

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