First Secret Agent in History

Leng Bi, who was molested, didn't respond during the whole process, but looked at Yun Zhonghe as if looking at a dead person.

"Hahahaha..." Jing Wubian laughed loudly, leaned back on the big chair, and clapped vigorously: "Interesting, interesting, I thought I was crazy enough, but I didn't think of a crazier one."

Jing Boundless was incomparably angry, because this Leng Bi was his fantasy since he was a boy.

But at the same time, he felt excited.

Because he smelled a familiar aura from Yun Zhonghe, that insane aura was so right.

Especially the peculiar shape of the crane in the cloud is too bizarre. He twisted his posture a little, and suddenly he twitched in pain again. He instinctively wanted to pick up the wine glass, but put it down with lingering fear, not daring to drink water or drink.

Then he yelled: "Come on, the show has begun."

After a while, several strong men with a stature of more than two meters carried in the extremely huge cage.

The cage is too big to use iron, only wood.

"Aww..."

From a long distance, I heard the roar inside the cage where the tiger was kept.

The cage was carried to the middle of the hall, and the cover was lifted suddenly, and there was indeed a big tiger inside, much bigger than the earth, and it must weigh a thousand catties.

When it roared, it felt like the whole hall was shaking, and the cups on the table were jumping.

"My tiger has been hungry for several days, and today I can finally eat meat." Jing Wubian said, and he clapped his hands again.

Immediately, a thin man was dragged in, weighing only about seventy to eighty catties. He had just seen this big tiger and was so frightened that he lost control of himself.

"This bastard said something bad about me on the street, by the way, what did he say bad about me?" Jing Boundless began to scratch his head and think about memories.

"Yes, he said I'm handsome...Oh my God, he actually said I'm handsome?" Jing Wubian roared angrily, "Is there anyone who talks like that? Say I'm handsome, is there such a thing as humiliating? Feel your conscience, won't your conscience hurt when you say such things?"

"Throw it in, throw it in..."

Following Jing Wubian's order, the skinny rascal was directly thrown into the cage.

"Ah... ah... ah"

Blood splattered, and there were screams and screams. This person was eaten by a tiger, which was horrible.

The tiger was not full, but aroused even greater ferocity.

"To be a human being is to be sincere, not to tell lies, and to treat people with sincerity." Jing Wubian looked at Yun Zhonghe and said, "My tiger ate a person and was just half full. Adding you is almost enough. Now I ask Tell me, am I handsome?"

"Very handsome, very handsome, if being handsome is a sin, you will go to the 18th floor of hell." Yun Zhonghe said.

Jing Wubian said: "Look, look, this is a sincere person, a person with a conscience."

Yun Zhonghe said: "But it's a pity, you are still a little worse than me, I am the one who is so handsome, who can overwhelm the country, turn the world upside down, and change the world."

Damn, it's so shameless.

Jing Wubian said: "Then do you think you are still a good match for Sister Leng?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "She lacks water in the five elements, and I have it in my name. And what I lack, she happens to have it too. We are really a match made in heaven."

While speaking, Yun Zhonghe quietly stepped forward with his right leg, the hem of his robe full of holes fluttered in the wind, half revealing his dirty long legs and messy leg hair.

This beggar actually staged a long-legged tease under the watchful eyes of everyone? And while teasing, he flirted with Leng Bi's eyebrows.

Immediately, Jing Boundless felt more excited, more interesting, but even more angry.

"There are quite a few people pretending to be crazy these days, but not many are really as crazy as you are."

"Throw it in and feed the tiger." Jing Boundless ordered.

A strong man stepped forward, like a chicken, and directly threw Yun Zhonghe into the cage containing the big tiger.

This well is boundless is really a fucking lunatic, completely moody, turning around and feeding people to tigers anytime and anywhere.

People like this should be locked up in a mental hospital.

Everyone turned their heads instinctively, because it was too cruel for a tiger to eat people after all, and Yun Zhonghe's weight of more than 100 jin was just enough to feed this 1000 jin tiger.

Sure enough, just after Yun Zhonghe was thrown into the cage, the tiger froze for a moment, then bent down abruptly, and began to gather momentum, ready to pounce on him in the next second.

This is a gigantic tiger with such a big mouth that it can directly chew up Yun Zhonghe.

Not to mention biting, just grabbing it suddenly with its huge claws can tear Yun Zhonghe's small body to shreds.

At this moment of urgency, Yun Zhonghe seemed very excited, his adrenaline soaring.

This person is definitely neurotic, he was right before, the undercover agents in Cracking Wind City are definitely dancing with swords all the time.

And this psychopath seems to especially enjoy this moment.

"Come on, come on..." Yun Zhonghe hooked his fingers and said, "Master Tiger, come and play, come and play..."

Immediately, the people around were dumbfounded again.

I... my day.

Such a flamboyant, deadly person, from which rock did he burst out?

The tiger was about to pounce on him, but when he saw his posture, he became erratic instead.

Beasts are like this, they are very suspicious. If you turn your back on it, it is guaranteed to pounce on you and bite you to death.

So don't turn your back on the tiger beast.

But if you stand and look at the tiger and show an aggressive posture, it will become cautious instead.

"Oh..." The tiger let out a terrifying roar again. This is its common trick, first to frighten you and scare you into a fool.

Ordinary people would have been paralyzed from fright when the tiger roared like this.

"The beast sound wave spa, so exciting and comfortable, come again, come again..." Yun Zhonghe blurted out.

The tiger felt that he was being strongly provoked, opened his mouth wide, and was about to pounce on him.

That is at this time.

"Boom boom boom..." Yun Zhonghe's hands suddenly blazed, illuminating the entire hall.

Wild animals are naturally afraid of fire, and tigers are no exception.

Seeing the two flaming arms of the Yunzhong Crane, it froze for a moment and stopped its forward pounce, but it was too late to close its bloody mouth.

At this time, Yun Zhonghe quickly threw an object out of his hand, and it slammed into the tiger's mouth.

"Bang!" There was a slight explosion, and a big pill exploded directly.

The strong anesthetic inside exploded violently, quickly pouring into the blood vessels of the tiger's wound.

This is the formula provided by Yun Zhonghe. The Xu Anting brothers and sisters spent a few days refining the anesthetic by hand. They used hundreds of catties of Luhuan Teng to refine dozens of grams of super strong anesthetic. The medicine is enough for an elephant, let alone a tiger.

And it explodes in the mouth, along the blood vessels, and can enter the brain in a few seconds.

The big tiger staggered and walked a few steps towards Yun Zhonghe.

Its eyes became more and more blurred and limp.

One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, five steps...

At this time, Yun Zhonghe made a fairy posture, and said calmly: "Fall, fall, fall..."

Then, the tiger fell down directly in front of Yun Zhonghe, its mouth could no longer be closed, and the saliva flowed all over the floor.

The audience was completely surprised.

The beggar in front of him subdued a big tiger?

A huge tiger?

This is too unbelievable.

What happened? It's too amazing.

Yun Zhonghe extinguished the flame on his arm, which was of course a small trick of the rivers and lakes, similar to reaching for a frying pan.

"Papa papa..." Instead of being angry, Jing Wubian's eyes widened and he clapped his hands vigorously.

Jing Boundless likes this kind of trick the most. There are hundreds of such charlatans in his mansion.

He is now in confinement, unable to go out every day, so he can only watch Jianghu juggling.

But what happened just now was really exciting.

A mere beggar managed to exterminate a gigantic tiger without any effort.

"It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's wonderful, your tricks are good, you're really good..." Jing Wubian said, "It's been a long time since I've had such fun, if that's the case, then let's have more fun, someone, come up!"

After a while, several strong men lifted up a huge cauldron, the bottom of which was still burning.

The huge cauldron was filled with oil, and it was boiling at this moment.

The whole hall suddenly felt hot.

A hot frying pan.

Jing Wubian said: "Yun Aotian, you have two choices now. First, immediately kneel in front of Master Leng Bi, lick the soles of her shoes like a dog, and say that you are wrong, you shouldn't be a maggot wanting to eat swan meat, In this way, I will spare your dog's life and take you into my family as my diner, after all, your performance just now was really wonderful."

"The second choice, don't you like to play dead? Just jump into the frying pan, fry yourself alive, fry yourself thoroughly, and kill yourself, then the matter of you molesting Lord Leng Bi and offending me will be written off."

"Think quickly, ten, nine, eight, seven..."

As a result, he hasn't finished the countdown yet.

Without saying a word, Yun Zhonghe first warmed up and ran towards the boiling oil pan with a run-up.

While shouting, he also made a dying confession.

"Miss Leng Bi, I will never change my mind even if I put the oil in the pot. A true warrior dares to face his love."

"Before I die, I have only one sentence to tell you."

"Miss Leng Bi, I want to sleep with you."

After all, with a graceful diving posture, he suddenly jumped into the tumbling oil pan, pressing a perfect oil flower.

The audience was deadly silent!

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Note: Dear benefactors, do you still have a recommendation ticket? The pastry kneels and looks up at 360 degrees!