Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Ji Changze is having a meeting in the conference room.

The team members were all sitting, and he was the only one standing on the stage with a serious look on his face: "In recent times, people with superpowers have been exposed too frequently. We can't just make up for one thing when it happens. We have to consider the overall situation and make arrangements in advance. , to prevent the mission entrusted to us by the country from being undermined.”

"So, I propose that starting from tomorrow, we will find the official propaganda department on the Internet and let them announce that there are patients escaping in the name of a mental hospital. Don't say how many patients have escaped. This will make it easier for us to plug people in. Also, find a reliable one." Reasons to explain why these mental patients do these weird things."

As he was talking, one of the team members raised their hands in fear.

Ji Changze: "Speak."

The team member stood up: "Boss, the official propaganda department does not have an account for the mental hospital."

"Build one if you don't have one! Also, who asked you to stand up and speak? You won't be able to speak when you sit down, right? Sit down!"

Ji Changze continued: "Recently, some colleagues have very problematic thinking and even spread rumors behind my back that I am stingy and vindictive."

"I won't criticize you by name. Anyway, you are all talking nonsense. You will gradually know how generous and ungrateful a person I am. Let's adjourn the meeting!"

He was the first to leave with a sneer on his face.

Behind him, the team members looked at each other in confusion.

"What do you mean, boss?"

"How could he not hold a grudge if he is so petty?"

"Also, what do you mean we will find out later? Doesn't the boss intend to write it down first and then settle the accounts later?"

Ji Changze didn't care what the team members were saying about him behind his back. He directly sent a message to the official propaganda department. Early the next morning, many netizens who paid attention to the matter discovered that there was an official from a mental hospital. Beau claimed Birdman.

[We are very sorry for the impact on the public. Because there was a loophole in the security system of the hospital recently after renovation, patients escaped. At present, we have contacted the police to arrest the patients who ran away from the hospital. Please don’t panic. Most of these patients are The world's perception is wrong and there is no intention to hurt anyone. 】

[Escaped patients all live in the same ward. After communicating with each other, they believe that they are various supernatural phenomena. If you encounter patients in this hospital, just follow their words and call the police quickly. Thank you for your cooperation. Patient bounty: 5w /bit. 】

Although the official blog of this mental hospital is an old account, it has very few fans. As a result, since the announcement of the claim was posted, various big Vs forwarded it, and the number of fans began to increase.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard, so you didn’t just escape one patient? This is the first time I have seen a reward for catching a mentally ill person and returning him to the hospital. 】

[I’m not saying that, although you have a good attitude in admitting your mistake, you should not publish the names and photos of those patients. We don’t know what they look like and how can we find them. 】

An official blog responded to this comment: [I'm really sorry, because the families of these patients don't agree with the direct release of patient information, so I can only search blindly, but it doesn't matter, these patients are easy to recognize. If they give themselves a confusing position, For example, if you think you are a bird that can fly, if you think you can breathe fire, if you think you can become invisible, etc., then you can call the police. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! A mental patient escaped from the hospital, and the mental hospital issued a bounty for his arrest. This news was enough to make me laugh for a year. 】

[So is the lightbulb man from your mental hospital? Hahahahahaha. 】

[Little baby, dear, let’s go on an operation to capture mental patients. After we get the bounty, we’ll go on a trip. 】

[Hahahahahahahaha my mouth hurts from laughing. 】

People online burst into laughter.

And late that night, a long-haired, faceless semi-humanoid with only the upper half of his body and no clothes on his body slowly climbed up the shore along the current.

On the shore, there were a few spirited young men who were fishing, chatting and laughing in low voices while looking intently at the fluorescent fish floats in the water.

The monster that landed on the shore saw these people, and twisted slightly, exuding a happy and greedy atmosphere. It slowly crawled towards that side, and had already imagined eating the brains of these mortals in its mind. delicious.

A few minutes later, a scream sounded from the shore.

Half an hour later, Ji Changze got out of the RV with a look of anger on his face.

After his feet landed on the ground, he didn't waste any time and asked his colleagues who had already arrived: "Where is that thing?"

"I'm fighting with some colleagues over there. It's strange. Its claws look so short, but once it's pulled on someone, it can't be pulled off. It's very strong and weighs a lot. We're wearing It can’t scratch it without the protective suit, but its skin is very hard and we can’t kill it. There’s nothing anyone can do about the situation now.”

"Well, how's it going with ordinary people?"

"They were just frightened. As soon as this thing ran towards them, they hurriedly got in the car. But now several people are very frightened and keep asking us what it is. Team Ji, look at this?"

The leader of the foreign security team, who was obviously suppressing his anger at being called out to work at night, squinted his eyes and looked at the group of people in the distance, gritted his teeth and said, "Just say it's a sloth."

"But its hair is long."

"That's a long-haired sloth."

"Okay Captain, what should we do with it now? It's very ferocious, has a strong body and a strong body, and its skin is thick. We just opened the wooden barn and didn't even penetrate it. How about we induce it to enter the cage? Captain?" Captain You had to wear protective clothing."

Ji Changze's face was full of irritability and depression as he was forced to work overtime. He didn't even listen to the shouts from his colleagues behind him. He strode forward directly and said to the colleagues who were still fighting with the monster: "Give them all to me." Get out of the way."

Colleague 1 was trying hard to kick the monster that was grabbing his legs. When he saw that he was not wearing protective clothing, he quickly said: "Team Discipline, you have to wear protective clothing. This thing is very strong. None of us can pull it. You If you don't wear protective clothing, it'll scratch you and you'll just..."

——Tear and pull.

Ji Changze grabbed the monster's hair and pulled it off forcefully.

Before the monster could react and stretch out its claws to grab him, he just grabbed his hair, lifted him up and slapped him on the ground.

One shot, two shots, three shots, four, five, six...

There was a lot of dust and deep pits on the ground.

"What the hell are you?! Why are you making such a fuss at night?! Will you die if you come out during the day! Will you die!!"

――Bang bang bang bang!

"You're so strong, right! Give me a bigger one! Show me a bigger one!!"

――Bang, bang, bang!

"Catch people, pick them up, right? I call you a pickle, I call you a pickle!!"

Ji Changze didn't knock it to the ground, but directly started hitting the big tree nearby.

Another bang bang bang.

The team members who had just put on protective clothing and hurried over: "..."

The superhuman who was asked to serve as a volunteer for thirty days together with Wang Can: "..."

Other colleagues who couldn't do anything about this monster no matter what they did: "..."

Everyone stood there in stunned silence, staring blankly at Ji Changze grabbing the monster and frantically slapping it to the ground, trees, and rocks.

The monster was bleeding green blood, and the claws that had been waving randomly before were no longer strong, and they only tried to hook occasionally.

This time it really touched Ji Changze's arm.

Suddenly, the leader of the alien team, who was already irritable and venting his anger, became even angrier.

"You still dare! You still dare to hit me, right?!"

--boom! !

He threw the monster to the ground with even greater force than before, then stepped on it and stomped on it.

"Hit me, hit me, hit me!! Get up!! Hit me!!!"

monster:"……"

It didn't know where it made a shrill and resentful cry, and suddenly gathered all its strength to rush towards Ji Changze's face.

It wants to rip out this person's brain and eat the brains inside to take revenge.

This time he successfully jumped into Ji Changze's face.

The others who were still watching in shock became anxious when they saw Ji Changze being punched in the face.

"Boss!!!"

"Team Ji!!"

However, Ji Changze didn't panic and took out the b-i'sh0u hanging on his waist.

Thorn, stab, stab, stab -

Thorn, stab, stab, stab -

--Snapped!

The monster with numerous bloody holes fell helplessly to the ground.

But Ji Changze, who still had its green blood on his face, didn't let it go. He pounced on it with an angry face and continued to stab it.

"Come on!! Bite me! Do you have a mouth? I'll stab you to death. If you keep disturbing me in my sleep, keep arguing!"

Seeing that the monster was breathing out but not in, the team members who finally reacted rushed forward and hugged Ji Changze.

"Boss, calm down, boss, we'll just beat it to the point where it's still useful, just in case it's still useful."

"What's the use!! You all get out of my way, I'm going to kill this turtle!! Come on! Come on! Why don't you keep making noise to me!!!"

In the end, Ji Changze was carefully and forcibly carried away by several strong teammates.

A team member quickly winked at colleagues from other departments: "Get this thing away quickly."

It’s hard to say whether he would be alive if he didn’t take it away for a while.

"Huh? Oh oh oh, okay, hurry up, bring the cage over, hurry up, hurry up."

These colleagues were as fast as thieves. While working, they would carefully glance in the direction of Ji Changze from time to time. Finally, they carried the monster to the car with its cage. They breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't dare to get out of the car and only lowered the windows. He shouted to them: "Then let's take this thing back to study first. Well, I'll treat you to dinner next time. Goodbye."

After saying that, he quickly said to the driver, "Hurry up, hurry up, the discipline team will catch up with you in a moment."

Oh my god, no wonder people say that the leader of the alien security group has a bad temper and is very cruel. He is so damn angry that he gets out of bed.

The car roared away, and Ji Changze's sha're:n gaze that had been staring at the car slowly disappeared. When he looked at the team members and the two superpowers around him, his eyes turned into disgust and irritability.

However, no one thought his attitude was bad this time.

Compared with the boss just now, this is already considered gentle.

They were so dissatisfied before that they even complained that their boss was bad-tempered towards them.

In comparison, all the little obstacles the boss had put in their way before could be regarded as just playing tricks.

The two superpowers didn't even dare to show their anger.

At this moment, they all had the same idea in their minds.

From now on, even if they were beaten to death, they would not dare to provoke Ji Changze.

"Boss, calm down, calm down, don't be angry, come on, have a glass of milk and feel comfortable."

Ji Changze took the milk and took a sip: "I'm not angry anymore. It's just a monster with no face, and maybe no brain. Why should I be angry with it?"

Everyone: "..." It's like you were not the one who almost tore the monster alive just now.

"What expression are you looking at? Do you think I am someone who is so easily angry and vengeful? Haven't I told you earlier that I am always generous and never hold grudges. Okay, I'm going to bed. Don't disturb me. "

other people:"……"

They looked at the fifteen-year-old boy who had put on a blindfold and was sleeping peacefully on the bed in the RV, and finally understood what Ji Changze meant by "not holding grudges".

Yes, he never holds grudges.

Because when he has a grudge, he usually avenges it on the spot.