Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Ji Changze took a final look up and down, and after making sure that the clothes on the superhuman's body were flawless, he turned around and climbed down with satisfaction.

stranger:"???"

"Uhhhhhhhh!!!"

Hello! ! Did you just leave me here? !

"Don't make any noise."

Ji Changze clicked his tongue and took a moment to look up at the superhuman who was covered in fur and had a gagged mouth: "When others finish taking photos and recording videos, and everyone knows that you are a psychopath, you will naturally Let you down."

stranger:"……"

But anyone who cares about face will definitely not be happy to be spread as a mental patient who is covered in hair and has a bird's beak stuffed in his mouth to act as a birdman.

But now his mouth is blocked and he can't even protest.

He could only be hung on the tree like this, watching Ji Changze slowly get down from the tree and stand next to the members of the special protection team again. When ordinary people ran in curiously in twos and threes, he raised his head and looked in the direction of the superpowers, shouting loudly "Doubt" by:

"Is that a bird or a person in the tree?!"

After saying that, he felt that the team members were not appreciative, so he turned around and glared at them when ordinary people were not paying attention.

The members of the alien team who witnessed Ji Changze [climbing up a tree to gag and then pretending to be stupid] y-i l0ng quickly took over the scene: "Okay, it seems to be a person."

"Yes, but how come he has feathers on his body? And his mouth, it must be a bird's beak."

As he talked, it gradually became smoother.

"Why do I see that the bird's beak is tied up?"

Ji Changze continued loudly: "I didn't notice it before, how did he get to the tree?"

The first member of the alien team hurriedly said: "Ah! Ah, I saw it! There seemed to be something like a propeller on his head before, then! Look, it seems like those broken stick-like things beside his head."

They were talking to each other, and the ordinary people who had just entered the woods listened and looked up one after another.

"It's true."

"Is this what this person relied on to fly before?"

"It looks like there are no protective measures at all. He dares to fly in such a dangerous situation. What a fierce person."

"Brother, don't squeeze me, the video is on."

Many people who heard about this soon came to the woods to join in the fun. Everyone stood next to each other and looked up at the supernatural being hanging on the tree like a salted fish.

stranger:"……"

He had given up struggling and looked down with dead eyes.

It wasn't until the police car (colleagues from the alien security team) arrived and the "policemen" were setting up mats underneath and climbing up trees to use ropes to fish people out that the originally dull eyes of the superpower suddenly lit up. The light of hope, full of hope, looked at the "police" in front of him to rescue him:

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!"

--help me! ! Uncle police, save me! ! Take the beak out of my mouth! !

The "police" was only focused on rescuing people, and didn't even notice what the "birdman" in front of them was saying.

The superhuman was a little disappointed, but soon he was taken down from the branch and slowly lowered with a safety rope tied to his body. The moment his feet landed on the ground, he was full of hope.

His hand quickly touched the blocked bird's beak.

Closer, closer, closer...

Seeing his hand falling on the bird's beak, the "police uncles" who had just carefully rescued him suddenly surrounded him and neatly clasped his hands behind his back.

stranger:"???"

no? ? Why are you detaining me? ?

I am the victim! !

Some people came up to watch, and the "police" reminded them "kindly": "Please don't come too far. We received a report from the mental hospital. This is a mentally ill patient who fantasizes about being a bird. Once If you get too close, he may be frightened, so please stay back.”

stranger:"???"

Who is so frightened? If you have the ability to take the beak off my face, I will show you what it means to be a normal person!

"Police": "He will imitate the chirping of birds when he is frightened. Please stay back and don't let the patient be frightened."

The superpower couldn't help but struggle.

Who imitates the chirping of birds! ! Your whole family will imitate bird calls! !

I! Normal people! !

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The bird's clear voice followed: chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

stranger:"……"

Onlookers: "Wow, I can really imitate bird calls."

"He has lost feathers on his body, and it smells like 502 glue. Where did he get these feathers from? He wouldn't pluck other people's bird feathers and stick them on himself."

"Mom, his eyes are so fierce!"

"Be a good boy and don't be afraid. This uncle is sick and thinks he is a bird. Wild birds look fierce when they are afraid of people."

The superpower who is trying hard to show "I am super fierce, I am human": ...You are so fierce, I have this wise look that belongs to human beings.

In full view of the public, he stayed here for at least twenty minutes. Countless videos were recorded and many photos were taken. The alien security team confirmed the "simple flying machine", "the feathers are glued on" and "the bird's beak has a rope." "After all these necessary elements were spread, I signaled my colleagues to take the people away.

The superhuman got into the car unwillingly, and tried countless times to hint the policeman to unbuckle and handcuff him, but no matter how he hinted, the policeman in the car acted as if he hadn't seen him.

No, it's not like he didn't see it, he didn't even look at the superpower.

He was holding a mobile phone in his hand, not even giving it a glance to the people around him.

stranger:"……"

It’s too much to play with your mobile phone during working hours!

Finally, the car stopped, and before he could look out, the policeman sitting next to him was finally willing to look up at him.

He even reached out and took off the beak on the face of the superpower.

This sudden surprise made the superhuman excited. He quickly moved his numb mouth, because his mouth was gagged for a long time, and his voice was a little unclear: "I am... a normal person."

"I'm not mentally ill. Someone just climbed a tree and made me like this. Uncle police, the report you received must be false. Let me tell you about the appearance of that person. You should arrest him quickly. Come back. He is about fourteen or fifteen years old. He has short hair. He is wearing a black coat. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes. He has a high nose. There seems to be a mole at the end of his eyes. He is carrying a very big bag. You still have time to arrest him. , bring it back and we can confront you!”

The "police" ignored him at all.

The car door suddenly opened from the outside. Caught off guard, the superhuman who was sitting against the car door almost fell out of the car.

He struggled to hold himself up and subconsciously looked up. Ji Changze was standing outside with his arms folded, looking at him with a sneer.

"Hey, you described it well. It's very good. With the birdman attributes, it's quite suitable to be a scout."

Superpower: "...Police, police uncle! That's the guy!! He's the one who hung all these messy things on me!!"

At this moment, he was like a child who had just been bullied, relying on his parents behind him, and started to show off his power again: "Quick! Arrest him! He is spreading rumors and slanders, I want to sue him! I want to follow legal procedures!"

He proudly watched the police uncle get out of the car and walk towards Ji Changze. Before a look of relief appeared on his face, he saw the other party giving Ji Changze a military salute: "Sir, the mission has been completed."

But the fourteen-year-old or fifteen-year-old kid who looked like a junior high school student patted the "police" on the shoulder and nodded to the remaining "police" who got out of the car:

"Thank you for your hard work, brothers, we will take him back right away."

stranger:"……"

What kind of brothers are these?

Which one should you go back to?

"No, uncle police, you don't care about me, are you in the same group? How could you do this! The police are the guardians of the people!!"

The "policemen" looked at him as if he were a fool. The young man who had been sitting next to him probably also saw the "my sky is falling" look of the superhuman being pitiful, so he soft-heartedly said to him. sentence:

"Young man, don't make trouble with the alien security team. They are here to take care of those with special abilities like you. Have a good attitude and strive for leniency. If you don't cause any trouble this time, you will be released in two days. "

stranger:"……"

He watched blankly as the police car roared away as it came, leaving only himself and a group of strangers.

That's not right, he seems to have strength now. He might as well fly...

Seeing the opponent's feet leaving the ground, Ji Changze took out the wooden warehouse and pointed at him with raised eyebrows: "Fei, fly another one for me. Let's see whether you fly faster or my bullet is faster."

stranger:"……"

Wang Can, who had been following him without saying a word, quickly pulled him down: "Brother, please be more honest. The boss is not just joking with you. If you dare to fly, he will really dare to fight."

stranger:"……"

Who are these people?

In the end, it was still the familiar cabin, the familiar Ji Changze-style sitting posture, and the familiar reading of online reviews, but this time the job was handed over to the "experienced" Wang Can.

Wang Can stuttered and muttered: "...What happened these days? Has the wall of the mental hospital collapsed? A while ago, there was a lightbulb man who was broken in love and regarded himself as a lightbulb. Today, another man appeared who thought he was a lightbulb. Birdman's patients, these two are not from the same mental hospital."

Ji Changze lay back in his chair like an old man and chewed melon seeds. He spat out the melon seed rinds and pointed at the superpower Wang Can: "He is the lightbulb man mentioned in the comments."

Wang Can pretended not to hear it and continued reading:

"Hahahahahaha my cousin was at the scene at the time. I laughed so hard when I saw the video he sent me. That guy worked really hard. In order to make himself look more like a bird, he actually put it all over his body. Feathers, do you know how those feathers were put on? They were glued with 502. My cousin said he smelled of glue when he came down, and the police were wearing gloves when they took him away. "

"This guy is really hardworking and really awesome. He actually built an aircraft, and it actually flew in the sky for a while."

"After seeing the photos of the scene, a senior brother of mine simulated his kind of aircraft based on the tools that were still left at the time. It can take people off, but it is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will really go into the sky. Don't do it. Blind imitation.”

"Hahahahahahahahaha I can laugh about this for three years hahahahahahahaha!"

I have to say that the feeling of laughing at oneself in front of others is quite different from that of laughing in front of others. At the beginning, Wang Can hesitated to raise his head, but as he read and recited, he gradually got better and even became more vocal and emotional.

"In the future, you may receive text messages like this: Hello, I am a bird. I am now trying to figure out how to get to heaven. As long as you are willing to send money to the xxx account to support me, I will give you a bird when I successfully get to heaven. Eggs as reward.”

"The talent upstairs, hahahahahahahaha."

"But I remember that the patient who thought he was a bird seemed to be a man. Can male birds lay eggs?"

"I feel like I can go to heaven, so what's the difficulty in laying eggs?"

stranger:"……"

His face turned red with embarrassment, and he lost the vigor he had before. His voice was as small as a mosquito's: "You, you can't ruin my reputation like this. Although I am a superpower, I also have equality, so you can't treat me well." Do you want to discuss it with me? Do you have to use this method? How can I behave in the future?"

Uncle Ji Changze crossed his legs and said, "Oh, equality."

He took out the recorder and pressed the switch, and the triumphant voice of the superpower came from inside: "I won't cooperate, so what can you do to me?" 】

stranger:"……"

Seeing that he was speechless, Ji Changze glanced at Wang Can, who was looking at them cautiously: "Continue reading."

"Ah? Okay, okay."

Wang Can stood behind Ji Changze and made a cheering gesture towards the superpower.

The superpower felt much better when he saw him comforting himself.

Knowing that there were other people with powers who were kind to him made his fragile heart feel a little better.

"Hahahahahahaha, I even picked up a hair at the scene. I hope this big brother can get good treatment. Next time he goes up, his life may not be so critical."

"No, am I the only one who thinks this patient has something in common with the previous patient? They both appeared at night, and they both had something in their mouths when they were taken away and couldn't speak. And if you look at the video of them being taken away before, yes It’s not like they were all very emotional, as if they were struggling all the time. I have a guess. Is it possible that they are not mentally ill, but people with special abilities, who were forcibly gagged and taken away by the relevant departments after they showed up. "

When reading this comment, Wang Can began to feel a little uneasy. While reading, he carefully looked at Ji Changze's face.

When he finished reading it all, he found that Ji Changze's legs almost gave out after he sneered.

"Boss, boss, what I said before was very smooth. I think the reason why this netizen found out is because he didn't handle his facial expressions well. It's none of my business. I didn't know when I was taken away. Please cooperate more. You know that, right? If you want to punish him, punish him."

The superhuman who is still immersed in the feeling that "it turns out that we all have superpowers and can show kindness to each other even if we don't know each other": "..."

No, you asked me to come on just now, but in the blink of an eye you betrayed me, with your face!

Wang Can pretended not to see his dumbfounded expression.

If the team's hard work was wasted and the superpower's identity was exposed, Ji Changze wouldn't know what to do in his rage.

Of course the faster he ran, the better.

Ji Changze stretched out his hand: "Give me the phone."

Wang Can quickly handed him the phone like a fool: "Boss, this, this, this comment is right here. Should we contact someone to delete it?"

"How many times have I taught you, the more you encounter this kind of situation, the less you can delete the comment, the more you have to cover it up, and they will get to the bottom of it."

Perhaps because he had seen enough jokes about flying superpowers today, Ji Changze did not get angry. Instead, he took Wang Can's mobile phone, quickly switched accounts, and commented below:

[This statement is reasonable and well-founded. Now, I can no longer hide it. In fact, I have already seen that the lightbulb man is not the light bulb but himself. The birdman is a real bird. But they will just become che:n-g people. I don’t know if you still remember the war in xx. Hey, after that battle, the memories of ordinary people have been erased, and only those of us who have fought for the country are left. Still remember. 】

"okay."

After typing this sentence skillfully, Ji Changze pressed send and threw the phone to Wang Can: "Go to the electronic branch of the foreign insurance group and tell them to follow the sentence I just sent."

Wang Can: "...where is the electronics branch?"

Ji Changze gave him a disgusted look: "You have been in the alien security team for so long and you still don't know the location of the electronics branch? Behind the decorative painting in the toilet, you pushed in."

Wang Can was shocked: "Is the electronics department inside the secret door of the toilet?!!"

Oh my God! It must be so strict that the door needs to be placed in the toilet.

Ji Changze thought for a moment: "If you say that, there's nothing wrong with it."

Wang Can suddenly became excited.

What teenager doesn’t have a martial arts dream? Although martial arts has become fantasy now, it would be nice to experience the kind of secret door in the martial arts TV series I watched when I was a child.

Even the supernatural being who was half-dead and lamenting that his reputation was gone and turned into a birdman was so energetic that he could no longer care about his sorrow. He looked at Ji Changze with bright eyes and whispered coquettishly: "I Me, I want to go there too, can you let me go and see it too?”

Seeing Ji Changze glance at him, he immediately understood and quickly admitted his mistake: "I know I was wrong. I will never expose myself again next time. Please, please, let me follow you and take a look. I promise not to run away. I If I run away, I will be a bastard."

"You don't need to be so serious as the bastard."

Ji Changze started cracking melon seeds again: "If you run away, just shoot him to death."

The expression on the superhuman's face was stiff, but he had no intention of running. He recovered within a few seconds and looked at Ji Changze with hope: "No problem, I promise not to run. Please take me with you."

"OK."

Ji Changze spat out melon seeds, but did not embarrass the other party much. He raised his chin towards Wang Can and said, "Take him over and tell the branch that he wants to atone for his sins and help us solve this matter. Let's let him go today." He stayed at the branch."

A day at work in a state department with a secret door! ! !

The two superpowers have never felt that the words "redemption for sins" sounds so good as they do now.

Wang Can even glanced at the superpower with a bit of envy. He was slightly jealous, and he tried his best to say: "Then my boss, I also want to help you get along."

"After all, I am also being suspected, and I am half responsible for this."

Ji Changze: Click, click, click.

After spitting out the melon seed skin, he looked Wang Can up and down and said, "Okay, then you both can work there for a day. When the electronics branch gets off work, you get off work."

"Hey!! No problem!! Thank you, boss!!"

The two left happily.

Ji Changze continued to eat melon seeds, and one of the team members in the corner who always regarded himself as a transparent person was very puzzled.

Is there something wrong with these two people's brains, why are they so happy to work in a miserable place like the electronics branch? Or is it that the way of thinking of superpowers is really different from theirs?

While he was thinking about it, Ji Changze saw his wandering face and threw a melon seed over: "What are you thinking about! Go and work for me, either training or learning knowledge. Those with super powers must learn, you ordinary people." You're so confident! Get out of here!"

The two superpowers over there still don't know what they are about to face.

They ran to the toilet excitedly and saw a decorative painting hanging on the toilet.

Wang Can rubbed his hands excitedly: "I never thought before that this could be a secret door."

The flying superpower also rubbed his hands: "This is so cool. It's like filming a movie. Do you think it's all hackers? This is really a state department, right? Oh my god, our country actually has such a hacker department. "My dream was to be a hacker."

"Me too, no, I'm so excited."

The two cheered each other up, hid in the toilet and tidied up their appearance, then took a deep breath and opened the secret door together.

The wall with the decorative paintings really moved as soon as they pushed it. Slowly, slowly, as the door was pushed, a sound that seemed to come from another world reached their ears.

Along with this, there are all kinds of scenes that they can’t imagine——

In the large bright office, various young people wearing headphones and typing on keyboards were sitting. The air-conditioned wind blew through their thinning hair. Everyone had a stress-relieving tool at their hand.

"Where is the information on x-12 from last time? Why can't I find it?"

"Takeaway, whose takeout was left at the front desk for twenty minutes and no one took it."

"My, my, my, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my phone was muted for some reason and I didn't receive the call. I want to treat you to dinner after get off work."

"Oh my god, damn, I can't scold this retard. Boss, boss, please help me scold him to death in Zu'an dialect!! He's so mad at me, so mad at me!!"

"Hello, is this Ms. Liu? Hello, madam, we are xx company. Last time our company's truck had a car accident and rushed into your house. Ah, yes, yes, the pits all over the yard are from our company. The fireball was caused by a small explosion."

"Yes, yes, I'm really sorry. It was our company's truck driver who was worried about taking responsibility and took the truck away while no one was home. Our leader also contacted the police after finding out about it. Yes, yes, we understand. You Our company will definitely compensate for this loss. Yes, can you estimate the price of your loss? Oh, please, just make this call."

"--Well, I'm really sorry. This was our mistake. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir. Can you please stop swearing? We will definitely compensate you. Yes, we will compensate you according to the price. Okay, okay, then you asked. Call me back, okay, bye... I'm going to explode!! Is that stupid super guy's brain broken? I'm still looking for it! The truck driver accidentally ran over me while he was asleep. The owner just scolded me and I can’t even reply. I’m so angry!”

While this beautiful young lady was angry, she violently hit the stress-relieving tool with her hand.

Looking at the other people in the room, most of them looked like social animals.

Replying to messages while eating takeout.

He was so angry that he kept smiling while talking on the phone.

The hands flying all over the keyboard almost became afterimages.

The expressions of the people present were all different, but there were none of the high-level hacker alliance battles they had imagined before.

The two superpowers who had just come out of the toilet stared blankly at the scene in front of them, feeling that the place in their hearts where all kinds of lofty fantasies were stored was shattered into pieces.

After standing there for about three minutes, someone hurriedly passing by holding documents finally spotted them.

"Huh? Who are you? New here?"

Wang Can quickly explained their purpose of coming.

"In this case, show me the paragraph sent by Team Ji."

After reading what Ji Changze said, she nodded: "Okay, no problem, just follow Team Ji's method. Since you two are here to help, you should follow suit."

At this moment, although the fantasies in their hearts were shattered into pieces, they were about to turn the tide (their fantasy), change the situation (also a fantasy), and atone for their sins (this was true). The two of them were happy again and happily Follow this sister who says she is a supervisor based on her work badge and walk forward.

Then I was arranged to sit in front of an adjacent computer.

The supervisor sister gently taught them to click on a file on the desktop.

The two opened it excitedly, then looked at the string of account passwords inside and fell into deep thought.

Sister supervisor: "These are all account numbers, and what is written behind them is the password. Your task is to use these accounts to log in to the platform, and follow similar comments under the comments replied by the discipline team. It is enough to reply to more than 9,000 floors. Remember, it is only necessary for one-third of the accounts to like this comment, otherwise all those who reply to the comment will like the layer owner, which will appear to be abnormal data. "

"Also, remember to switch IPs. Here are instructions on how to switch. Each account must be switched once. There is software here that will automatically randomly select IPs. Replying to comments cannot be copied and pasted, and must be typed by hand."

After she finished speaking, she asked the two people who were stunned: "Do you understand? Is there anything else you don't know?"

Wang Can: "..."

stranger:"……"

I understand, but the problem is...

"Isn't this the navy?"

Sister Supervisor: "The navy can't be as rigorous as we are, but if you think so, it seems okay. Now that you understand, let's get started. I will arrange for an old man to take you, and he will teach you how to say words with similar meanings. Xiao Zhou, come here and lead the two of them to speak according to this comment."

The young man named Xiao Zhou was also unambiguous and gave a demonstration to the two of them on the spot.

I saw his hands flying on the keyboard, leaving messages from different IP addresses and accounts.

[I also remember XX years, eh, that year, I went to the battlefield with my best brother, but in the end I was the only one who came down. I will never forget you, Wang Wei, seeing the peaceful and prosperous age today , I believe you will laugh even if you are under Jiuquan. 】

[Wang Wei: You never know what role you are in the mouths of your friends. 】

[Hahahahahaha, I even saw that there is a person named Wang Wei on your watch list, Aite, thank you. 】

[I will never forget the old squad leader of the 175th team in XX, and the little boy who liked to sing. They chose to forget these memories after they retired. I choose to keep them. There must be someone who remembers them all. 】

[Hey, my brothers and I fought until the end of the war that year, but now each of the brothers has chosen to forget it, and I am the only one left who is still struggling. I will also apply to forget these things in the second half of the year. , maybe it’s better to be an ordinary person. 】

[I didn’t expect that so many people still remember, Cuihua, I don’t know if you can see this comment, but I love you and I will always love you. 】

[I heard my grandfather talk about the war in XX, but I always thought it was just my grandfather’s Alzheimer’s nonsense. I didn’t expect to see so many people here who experienced XX years. Do you remember my grandfather? His name was Wang Tiezhu, and he told me that he was from Team 891 and was responsible for fighting against the Zerg. 】

【I remember! ! I am from the 891 team. We made an agreement at the beginning that if anyone has children or grandchildren, we will consider them as relatives. My good grandson, call me grandpa and come listen. Grandpa will tell you how we killed the Zerg Queen that year. . 】

[Can you guys be serious and serious! Can this kind of thing be said on the platform? When the state ordered you to keep your mouth shut, is this what you did? Be careful that I ask the country to erase the memories of all those involved. 】

Pa. Pa. Pa. After expertly sorting out a circle of people, Xiao Zhou stopped his hand and turned to look at the two superpowers: "How is it? Do you understand what to do?"

Two people: "..."

"You, you, this, this isn't..." Their minds were already a little confused: "Aren't we going to hide it from ordinary people? Can we hide it like this?"

Xiao Zhou smiled: "That's how I can hide it. When one person raises a question and everyone else is making fun of it, then this person's question will also be considered a joke, and even people passing by will join in. No matter how doubtful this person is, no matter how carefully he studies and explains, others will not believe that he is serious."

"After you learn how to do this, just send a few messages and I will take a look. Once you have sent nine thousand messages, no one will ever truly doubt the existence of superpowers."

Two people: "..."

So the navy still controls public opinion, right?

They finally sat in front of the computer, imitating what Xiao Zhou taught, changing various IP accounts to make fun of them.

It was just as Xiao Zhou expected.

As more and more people are making memes (in fact, most of them are the two of them), passers-by have also joined in the meme-making state, talking seriously about what they experienced in XX and what happened. .

No matter how hard the floor leader who made the suspicious remarks tried to say, "No, I really found something wrong based on the details." "Listen to me, look at this photo. Although it is blurry, the birdman man doesn't look like he is above his head." There are aircrafts." "I'm really telling you the truth." No one believed it.

Everyone was laughing and joking.

[Level Master, don’t make trouble, it will do you no good to expose the truth of that year. 】

[Why are you holding on to me like this? This is probably a soldier from back then. Hey, it’s been so many years in the blink of an eye. If we hadn’t defended our home and country back then, you, the floor leader, would still be being used as fertilizer by the Ant-Man soldiers. 】

[Hey, Floor Master, you are still too young. You have not experienced those years, so you naturally don’t understand the pain of having to fly because of itchy wings. People choose to fly at night, so as not to disturb the people, so considerate. 】

After being laughed at by many netizens, no matter how determined the floor leader was at the beginning, he unconsciously began to doubt whether he was overthinking.

Think about it, how can there really be people in the world who can fly.

Moreover, there was indeed a broken simple aircraft nearby when the person was discovered, so why did he think that person could really fly before? Why did he insist on going in an impossible direction when the truth was clearly right in front of him? What do you think?

The more he thought about it, the more he realized that he was overthinking it. He finally gave up on asking for more details and was happy that one of his comments had so many likes and comments.

The two superpowers who worked hard to maintain the situation had a grimace and worked overtime until late at night before they got off work with the electronic group. When they got off work, it was their first time doing this kind of work and they felt their hands were numb. There are more than a thousand comments, which must be typed by hand, and you must switch to a different account for each comment.

I thought everyone would file out of the toilet after get off work, but they were both ready to open the toilet door, only to find that the staff in the electronics group had finished saying hello, turned around and left through the door.

Two people: "..."

So what is the point of installing such a secret door in the toilet.

Wouldn't it be better to just go through the gate? ! ! !

"It's meaningless." The supervisor sister said casually as she took out her mobile phone and opened the app to call a taxi: "I'm not the discipline team of your alien insurance group. I'm too lazy. I thought it was too far to walk from the alien insurance group to the group, so I just opened a taxi. The door was opened two days ago, didn’t you know?”

Two people: "...???"

"Then why do you have to open it in such a hidden place as the toilet? Can't you just open it openly in the main hall??"

"How can we open a hole in the load-bearing wall? The other places that can open the door are the team members' bedrooms. There is only one toilet left. If you don't open the toilet, where can you open it? Don't worry. We usually don't go through your door and we won't look at you. To go to the toilet.”

Two superpowers: "..."

With their faces numb, their hands numb, and their minds numb, they numbly returned to the heterosexual group from the toilet.

All the fantasies about state departments in my heart were shattered.