Don’t Be a Kept Man

Fu Xiunian: "..."

I don't know if it was an illusion. When he raised his head to meet Chen Yi's gaze, he always felt that the other person's eyes were the same as seeing an idiot.

"...I'll catch the fish."

As if stimulated, Fu Xiunian suddenly stiffened and walked straight to the deep water area. Chen Yi squatted lazily on the shore, squinted his eyes, and began to say cool words: "Don't go, it's not as long as my home. What to do if the green onions are high and flooded."

When the bullet screen heard the words, he immediately laughed, and the screen was full of "prosperous trance", Zhao Keyi was almost laughing crazy, and the hand holding Archie couldn't stand still, Li Slu felt a lot of balance in his heart. She was not the only one who suffered.

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian raised his brows slightly, and turned his head subconsciously. Then he saw Chen Yi pulling dog's tail grass on the shore. He had a great time playing alone, and the corners of his eyes and brows were free and unrestrained.

It is said on the Internet that Fu Xiunian has a good temper, and he has no temper no matter how he was bullied by Li Silu. This may be due to his personality, but he is not a saint, so how could he have no temper.

Fu Xiunian just thinks that some people have things that are not worth worrying about. For example, Li Silu, besides being able to find some topics and blackness on bullying newcomers, what else is great, she doesn't need to do it herself, and she doesn't have long in the entertainment circle.

Li Silu is not angry with Fu Xiunian, but Chen Yi...

Fu Xiunian felt that this person's mouth must be smeared with arsenic, otherwise how could it be so poisonous.

Chen Yi was not only poisonous in his mouth, but also poisonous in his eyes. He guessed that Fu Xiunian couldn't catch it, and Fu Xiunian couldn't catch it. Two hours later, Archie caught a half basket, and Zhao Keyi also caught two dead mice. Li Silu fished in troubled waters, and secretly picked up the leak while Archie was catching it. There was a small one in the basket, but Fu Xiunian had empty hands. His basket was quite full, but Chen Yi caught it.

At the end of the game, everyone’s tired waists almost couldn’t straighten up, but they still worked hard to see the result. The staff found an electronic scale and started weighing. When it was Fu Xiunian’s turn, the director glanced at Chen Yi: "This basket fish……"

Chen Yi kicked off the stone beside his feet, indifferently: "Fu Xiunian's."

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Silu exploded before Fu Xiunian could speak. Her fish weight was lighter than Zhao Keyi. If this basket of fish was Fu Xiunian’s, wouldn’t she be the bottom? She wouldn’t say anything at the moment. Xiaorou said without a smile: "This fish was clearly caught by you, how can it be counted as Fu Xiu, Chen Yi, it's not good for you."

Chen Yi lazily put his hands in his trouser pockets: "Your fish hasn't been secretly taken from Archie's basket. I have seen them all."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out **** proudly and pointed at his own eyes to show that he was aware of the details.

[Puff ha ha ha ha Chen Yizhi, a master bitch, is the source of happiness for my day]

[So cheap, but I like it]

[I also saw Li Silu secretly taking fish from Archie’s basket just now, so shameless]

[Oh! Anyway, thank you Chen Yi, I never thought he would repair the fish]

[Suddenly discovered that others are okay, not bad enough]

[Tsk tusk tusk, some people are so easily moved, the country is easy to change, the nature is hard to change, haven't you heard of it? 】

[There is also a saying that you can’t change it and eat it]

The atmosphere fell into a stalemate for a while, and the program group was also a little embarrassed. Li Silu sighed and rubbed her wrists and said: "I just twisted my hand while catching a fish. Even if I was a volunteer doing housework, I couldn't help the grandmother. Everyone is very tired, Chen Yi, even if you are sick, you should have enough rest for two hours, or else, let's go back to cook, and you go to the village entrance to help the grandma with the housework?"

After speaking, he looked at the director and whispered: "Director, is this reasonable?"

Reasonable your mother.

Chen Yi opened his eyelids and was about to open his eyes. Fu Xiunian suddenly said, "Why? I don't want Chen Yi's fish, and you don't want Archie's fish. We are both last. Let's go to volunteer together. If you share the housework, you can do it faster."

The first time he had such a tough attitude, Zhao Keyi looked over in surprise.

Li Silu was unwilling, looked at Fu Xiunian contemptuously, and said nothing.

Archie has a high status in the circle and is also the backbone of the team. He is equivalent to the captain. He heard that it is a good thing to help others. Don't fight. Let's go together. There are many people and strong, so hurry up and eat."

Zhao Keyi also followed to help voice: "Yes, yes, we are a team, we should work together."

Everyone didn't say anything when they heard it, and they acquiesced, and the director readily agreed.

Everyone went to the entrance of the village together. Chen Yi put his jacket on his shoulders and put his hands in his pockets. He walked lazily and flowed in air. He was not a serious person looking at him. Fu Xiunian avoided the camera and walked to him without a trace. Said: "Chen Yi, thank you."

Chen Yi glanced at him squintingly when he heard the words, and saw Fu Xiunian smiling, with starlight in his eyes, and he turned his gaze blankly back, completely ignored.

Fu Xiunian continued to follow him, like a little tail, his smiling eyes narrowed: "I think you are very nice."

Not very good, but very good.

Chen Yi sighed, with a disdain on his face: "Send less good people cards, and be practical."

Fu Xiunian thought about it after hearing the words: "Tomorrow it will be your turn to cook, can I help you do it well?"

Chen Yi shook the jacket on his shoulders vigorously: "Even if it is my turn to cook tomorrow, I won't do it," he said again, "whatever you want."

The entrance of the village was a little far away from everyone’s residence. A group of people helped the grandmother to remove the weeds in the ground. The yard was swept and the chickens were fed. The work was done in the afternoon, but the grandmother gave a lot of fruits before leaving. Dry goods can be considered a windfall.

In the midsummer season, insects screamed, the weather was sweltering, the country roads flies and insects fly, and the sky is densely overwhelmed. It makes people get goosebumps. Fu Xiunian has never seen this kind of battle. The bug flew straight toward his face, and he drew back in shock, but he did not expect to step on something and was tripped and staggered.

Holding Fu Xiunian's collar to hold the person steady, Chen Yi curled his eyebrows and looked at him blankly: "Do you have a machine gun to bump you? Can you walk well."

He grabbed Fu Xiunian and he was as relaxed as carrying a little chicken. Fu Xiunian looked down at Chen Yi's shoes and found that he had stepped on a mud mark. He immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Chen Yi loosened him: "You can say this to my shoes."

After speaking, he threw the jacket over his shoulder on his head and walked straight forward.

The barrage is up again

[Oh, let me go, I won’t step on a shoe, so what are you doing?]

[Chen Yi's eyes are too cruel, this kind of person is not a good person in terms of physiognomy]

[Chen Yi's eyes are three times, looking fierce, I think others are okay, except for the lack of points in his mouth (mainly I lick his face more, don't tear or spray)]

[One said one, handsome is really handsome, his looks blinded my eyes]

[Upstairs, how about Sanguan? Is it okay to be handsome without Sanguan? 】

Fu Xiunian stretched out his hand to take off his coat, his black eyes sank, wondering if Chen Yi was angry, but Li Silu happened to follow from behind, and said in a broken tone: "Why are there so many bugs here? Oh, I'm going crazy. Fu Xiunian, don't you wear the coat in your hand, let me block insects if you don't wear it."

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian's hand holding the coat tightened slightly, as if suddenly reacting to something, subconsciously looking at Chen Yi's leaving back, Zhao Keyi said weakly, "Oh, it's a few steps away from the village house. Hurry back, I'm tired and thirsty."

Li Silu twisted her eyebrows and refused to give up. As a result, Fu Xiunian was gone as soon as she turned her head, so she stomped on her heel.

When everyone went back, they were already paralyzed, and all fell on their chairs and corpses. The director team began to issue mission rewards. Fu Xiunian went to Babao to choose things. He asked everyone what they needed. Archie and Zhao Keyi both said No, Li Silu has not returned from going to the bathroom, so only Chen Yi is left.

"Is there a cigarette?" He cocked his legs to find the fault everyday, and said that he didn't stop talking surprisingly: "There is a cigarette back with a pack of cigarettes."

Fu Xiunian has never seen an artist who does not speak about the image on the screen. If Chen Yi really smokes in the show, he will definitely be scolded to death by black fans, so he shook his head slightly and said, "I think there should be no smoke in it."

I didn't ask Chen Yi after speaking, for fear that he would say something strange, but the barrage was torn apart again.

【smokes? Are my ears broken? He wants cigarettes? Does Chen Yi have any self-consciousness as a public figure? The low quality can't be so low]

[Fuck your mother, smoking is a low quality, whether your grandpa or father does not smoke, celebrities are also humans]

[Will bring bad children...]

[Take Nima, when I was born, my dad smoked next to me, it was really bad, not by the celebrity, but by the family]

[Public figures pay attention anyway, but forget it, Chen Yi has so much black material, smoking a cigarette is p.]

[Idol should establish a good image for fans]

[Chen Yi has no fans, they are all black fans. When I tear him up, very few people will bother me. To be honest, even if he has a good image, you will think he is pretending, why bother?

[You haven’t helped him, you haven’t supported him, why do you have such a high demand for him, and what qualifications do you have to point your finger at here? Before the variety show in the outdoor canyon, a few celebrities got together and smoked. You said it was interesting. If he said that he took a bad child, let’s not say that he didn’t smoke.

[Chen Yi, what is he? Can you compare with the actor? 】

[Chen Yi is not a thing, you are a thing]

As dusk descended gradually, Chen Yi had good eyesight, and found that Li Silu did not go to the bathroom, but was talking with her agent in the woods beside the trail. There seemed to be some quarrel between the two, Li Silu was impatient, and her agent He was talking to her endlessly, and it took a long time to let her go.

The hanged ghost of Zhou Ming also seemed to want Chen Yi to talk alone, but Chen Yiquan didn't see it, and whistled by himself, looking at the sky and the earth without looking at him, making Zhou Ming half angry.

Fu Xiunian returned soon, his arms full of instant noodles of various flavors, and Archie jumped up from the chair excitedly: "Look! You are so smart!"

The cooking skills of the few of them were so **** that they even felt happy to eat instant noodles. Zhao Keyi stepped forward to pick up the food and screamed excitedly: "It has my favorite vine pepper flavor, ah ah ah ah, Fu Xiunian, I love it to death. is you!!!"

Fu Xiunian took out a few ham sausages and vacuum-packed dried pork from his coat pocket: "I can add instant noodles to eat together later."

Li Silu walked over at this time and glanced at the table, lacking interest: "I'm almost tired of instant noodles. Are there no snacks? Fu Xiunian, do you have any potato chips, shrimp sticks or something?"

Chen Yi squeezed in and stretched his voice and said, "Yes, next time you get the first place, you can get it by yourself. You can get whatever you want."

After speaking, he took a packet of instant noodles and threw it to Fu Xiunian, speaking naturally, "I'm hungry, help me make a bowl."

Fu Xiunian caught it in a hurry, not only not angry, but rather happy, smiling like a lucky cat: "Okay, wait, I'll help you make it right away."

After speaking, he turned and went into the kitchen to boil water.

Li Silu looked at Chen Yi, her eyes faintly hostile, and folded her arms and said, "Tomorrow you will cook the food. You don't want to push it to Fu Xiunian, do you?"

Chen Yi dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "I can't cook."

Li Silu sneered, and Zhao Keyi frowned at what she said: "It is said that the children of the poor are in their homes early, so why don't you cook?"

People want faces and trees want skins. She pierced Chen Yi's family situation in front of the camera. It was too hurtful. Not only did Zhao Keyi and Archie frown, even Fu Xiunian, who was busy in the kitchen, stopped.

The air froze for a while, and the atmosphere was extremely subtle. Archie was even a little afraid that Chen Yi would become angry from shame, and he was ready to pull off. However...

"Oh, because my family is poor and has no food."

The poor have no food, so they can't cook, do you understand?

Zhao Keyi was drinking water, but Chen Yi didn't expect Chen Yi to answer that way. He spit out a mouthful of water and coughed with a smile. Archie couldn't help but shook his head and laughed, and the audience couldn't laugh.

[Puff ha ha ha ha ha, sorry why Chen Yi is so funny, absolutely]

[Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, my face mask bursts with laughter, he is really awesome, I kind of wonder what the fan is about]

[I almost broke my phone with a smile just now, everyone on the subway thought I was sick hahahahaha]

[Li Silu's mouth is really smelly, what's wrong with being poor, she's not a big lady, she was born as a wild model]

[My stomach is almost bursting with laughter, this little brother is ridiculous and bad, I love it so much]

When Chen Yi and Li Silu met, basically no one scolded him at the barrage. Fu Xiunian soaked his noodles, walked out of the kitchen with a bowl, and said quietly, "My family is also poor, but I don't know how to cook. ."

Chen Yi took the bowl over: "Are you proud of not knowing how to cook?"

I stirred the noodles and found that there were still two marinated eggs inside. Chen Yi had a meal without saying anything. He immersed himself in eating his own. Fu Xiunian squatted in front of Chen Yi and whispered: " There was smoke in it, but I didn't take it."

Chen Yi raised his eyelids: "You dare to tell me if you haven't got it, you can scold me."

Fu Xiunian shook his head with a smile, then stood up and took out two large lollipops from his pants pocket. There was a bang, and he held a bunch of colorful flowers in his hand: "But I brought you a lot of sugar, orange, Lemon, strawberry, grape, everything."

As night fell, and there was a cool breeze in the evening, Fu Xiunian's eyes were like a quiet night sky, with little stars twinkling. Chen Yisui glanced at him, not knowing what to say, so he could only continue to eat noodles.

Fu Xiunian was not hungry, so he moved a small bench and sat in the courtyard to chat with him.

"Your name is Chen Yi, Memories of Memories?"

"No, billionaire's billion."