Don’t Be a Kept Man

Fu Xiu Nianyu is not surprising and endless.

This line of thunder from the ground not only made the audience who was about to scold before the video suddenly laughed wildly, but even Chen Yi's action of eating candy was stopped. He lifted his eyelids and looked at Fu Xiunian expressionlessly, and clicked the candy in his mouth. After biting it into pieces, his eyes were black and white, looking very vicious.

Fu Xiunian met his gaze, not only not afraid, but even smiled at him, the dimples on his cheeks were looming, and then he turned and went into the water with a brisk voice: "I'm going to catch a fish."

Chen Yi lowered his eyes when he heard the words, slowly withdrew his gaze, and continued to chew the sugar residue in his mouth, a plastic stick was just bitten out of his sight of smoking.

At this moment, the director team released a new task: "Except for Chen Yi because of physical inconvenience to participate in the game, the other four guests need to compete to catch fish within two hours, and finally count the weight. The first place can go to the department store to choose himself. For the goods you want, the last one will be punished."

The department store is actually an extended RV arranged by the program team. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. It has all the firewood, rice, oil, salt, snacks and drinks, which is equivalent to a small supermarket. It is undoubtedly a big deal for everyone who eats vegetables and eats green faces. It’s just that the program team doesn’t provide any tools to store items. Guests can only go in empty-handed for ten minutes. How much they can get depends on their ability.

Archie applauded warmly when he heard the words, and he was obviously bound to win: "I agree with me. Alas, you are finally willing to be generous."

The girl didn't care about this issue at all. Zhao Keyi and Li Silu asked in horror, "What is the last punishment?"

The director smiled meaningfully: "It's nothing, it's very simple. The last one acts as a volunteer to help the old woman at the entrance of the village do some housework."

It's easy to say, but it's definitely not a good thing, and the barrage can't help but talk about it.

[The program team did not do personnel affairs, and the show operations were carried out one by one. The last time the game was punished, the boys were asked to help herding the cows. As a result, they went to the cow pen to shovel the cow dung for a day, and a group of people turned blue. 】

[Chen Yi was lazy last time, Archie and Fu Xiunian were tired and half dead. This time they were lazy. What kind of **** **** luck did they take? It’s amazing to sit back and get sick every day. Why didn’t you die in the hospital? How well you rest]

[The first time I saw Chen Yi, a pure passerby, I felt okay, very upright, the sentence just now made me laugh to death hhhh]

[I am used to seeing those celebrities pretending, Chen Yitong is so cool, this violent temper is too good for my taste]

[I don’t like Chen Yi, but I hope some people pay attention to the quality]

[I don’t have quality for this kind of person, so I hope that he will get out of the entertainment circle as soon as I see him, and I feel sick when I see him. Where is the navy?

[Fuck your mother, it’s the navy to speak for him, are you crazy?]

[The people who helped Chen Yi speak were brain-disabled and mentally handicapped. How could this kind of people have fans? How much money his team gave you, and the earning eyes are blind. I heard that he spends his family's money in the entertainment industry to squander, his parents He was **** off, Chen Yi is a big trash]

[Some people are really hehe. Yesterday someone said that Chen Yi grew up with grandma without parents or mother, but today he became angry with his parents. Seven or eight story versions, I still don’t like him. , Mad at you, mad at you]

[I*you** my **** eyes are blind, fan Chen Yi, don't make your ancestor angry.]

【I****you**】

Netizens were full of malice towards Chen Yi, and occasionally two people who helped him speak were immediately sprayed out, and the barrage was verbally abused.

At this time, the guests had already started to go into the water to catch fish. Even Li Slu was earnestly searching for it. Chen Yile was at ease, squatting alone on the stone bridge by the pond and basking in the sun. His profile was as cold as a knife and axe. Little fresh meat is two completely different styles.

Everyone was full of enthusiasm for catching fish over there, faintly isolating Chen Yi, Fu Xiunian was also very serious, bent over and touched the water, chattering in his mouth.

"Chen Yi, why don't you have a fish here?"

"You go to the middle of the pond, always dangling by my side."

"No, the deep water is dangerous and easy to accident."

"The deepest water comes to your chest. It takes a lot of effort to drown. Your old man moves his legs and walks two steps inside."

Chen Yi had never seen such a stupid person. He took out the lollipop stick he had eaten and stuffed it into his pocket, pointed at Fu Xiunian diagonally, and said, "There is a big one just past nine o'clock, please catch it quickly."

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian hurried to catch it, but it failed again.

Some netizens immediately started to find faults again.

[Chen Yi has the ability to catch it by himself, standing and talking can’t hurt my back, and arguing on it as if he’s something, Fu Xiunian was in a car accident when he was a child, and his right hand has not been very coordinated. How to catch it]

[I didn’t throw away the garbage after eating, praise]

[Ghost knows that Fu Xiunian has a hand injury, let alone Chen Yi doesn’t know, but some netizens know about it]

[Fu Xiunian has a very good temper, gentle personality, and a bookish look, like a noble son, Chen Yi is still fierce to him, I ***]

[Mom’s comment area is a group of mentally retarded people. Chen Yi didn’t know that Fu Xiunian had a hand injury. I can see it now. When you don’t like a person, his breathing is wrong]

[Yes, I especially hope Chen Yi will stop breathing and leave the world immediately, so that we don’t scold him]

[*You**, Sima upstairs has said that Chen Yi’s mouth is poisonous, I think you are dirty than the toilet]

[Chen Yi has always spoken in that tone, I really didn’t see how fierce he is, Fu Xiunian, two people have been getting along very well, to put it bluntly, you are the sunspots who spit on your own*]

Everyone was tearing and pressing, only to hear a sudden splash of water on the screen.

Even though Archie and the others hadn't caught a fish now, but looking at Fu Xiunian's clumsy look, Chen Yi felt that he was the last one. He rolled his trouser legs to his knees and went directly into the water from the shore.

Li Silu looked over at the sound, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly, evoking an arc of sarcasm: "Really rare."

Fu Xiunian glanced at her, then retracted his gaze, took off his gloves and handed them to Chen Yidao: "It is better to wear gloves. You can try it first. If you feel uncomfortable, go ashore and rest. Don't force it."

It was clearly written on the desk that he was lazy and tricked. After Chen Yi went into the water, he felt a bit reckless. He could only work hard to maintain the personality, and said with an impatient look: "Do you think I'm the same as you? And gloves."

The barrage was not unexpected and it was a verbal abuse.

[I *** he thinks he is awesome? Fuck him**]

[Haha, say that others are not good, but if you have the ability to catch it yourself, sb one]

[To be honest, I don’t think there is any need to scold Chen Yi. The more scolding, the more enthusiastic he is. Just keep ignoring this kind of garbage]

[Really, I’m not surprised by his behavior at all. I just hope that the program group will reflect on it, and don’t go up with everyone for the sake of popularity, please]

[He got into the water quite well, and he is considered to be participating in the game. When a fish can't be caught by that time, maybe he is going to accept the punishment hhhh]

[Don't think about it, he has a thousand reasons to be lazy, maybe he will have to drag other people down by then]

There was a dead branch on the shore, Chen Yi stretched out his hand and pulled one over, and then tested the hardness, and then walked back to the deep water area when he felt it was almost the same.

He learned a basic skill from the family inheritance of his last life, which mainly exercises his eyesight and wrist strength. He uses stones to penetrate the water and hit the fish. If he can knock the fish out of the water, even if the fire is home.

It is a pity that Chen Yi lost all his internal energy after crossing, and his original body's wrist strength was not enough, so he could only use the most primitive method of spearfishing.

Li Silu was busy working for a long time without catching one. She was tired and sweaty. She stood there to rest. Seeing Chen Yi walking over with a branch, she rolled her eyes and said, "Chen Yi, you go slower." Okay, we are catching fish. You scared the fish to swim everywhere."

Chen Yi turned the branch twice in his hand: "Nonsense, if the fish can't swim anywhere, can they just stay where you are waiting for you to catch it?"

Others don't care about Li Slu in order to maintain their image. Chen Yi doesn't. He has not been frustrated since he was a child, and the four words of gentleman's demeanor can't beat him.

[Puff ha ha ha ha I love to see Chen Yizhen and Li Slu, it is the source of my happiness, I look so cool]

[Two big tumors tear the scene hahahaha]

[Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom]

[Chen Yizhu I don’t like others, but I really don’t have any opinion on Li Slu]

[I have never seen such a lacklustre man, Chen Yi simply lacks discipline and education]

[Upstairs, I hope you can maintain your so-called upbringing when people spit on your face, I like Chen Yi’s temper, I am too appetite]

Zhao Keyi heard the conversation between the two and couldn't hold back his mouth and snickered. Suddenly he felt that Chen Yi was also quite interesting. Li Silu clenched his teeth, and then forced a smile on his face: "Aren't you too lazy to get into the water? , Just stay on top, you can't catch this fish anyway..."

Before she finished her words, the wooden stick in Chen Yi's hand suddenly plunged into the water like lightning. Li Silu's face paled with fright. She dodged with a sound of "Mom", and only heard the sound of water, waiting for the stick to be raised again. At the time, there was a plopping fish on it. It was not too small.

Not long after the game started, everyone hadn’t mastered the trick. After fishing for a long time, they didn’t catch a fish, but no one thought that the first fish caught was Chen Yi. Archie straightened up when he saw it and compared him to him. With a thumbs up, Zhao Keyi exclaimed directly: "Chen Yi, you are too good!"

Li Silu couldn't laugh anymore: "Maybe it's a coincidence, Chen Yi, you are lucky."

Audience: He must be lucky! ! !

Fu Xiunian was standing not far away, he couldn't help but squinted when he saw it, and then he bent over to continue fishing. At this moment, the fish basket around his waist suddenly sank and moved twice.

He raised his head subconsciously, just to meet Chen Yi's face that was always dragged for two to eight hundred thousand yuan. The other party looked impatient, and his tone was natural. He raised his eyebrows and said: "I didn't bring the basket, don't you mind helping me carry it. "

Fu Xiunian was taken aback when he heard the words, and then slowly laughed: "It's okay, it's not heavy anyway."

Chen Yi ignored him and continued to catch fish. Li Silu and the audience waited to see his jokes, but they didn’t know if there were too many fish in the pond or they couldn’t catch them. Chen Yi just opened the plug-in all the way. The wooden stick in his hand entered the water like lightning, and then there must be a fish on it.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

——The fish basket on Fu Xiunian's waist was full in less than half an hour.

Archie didn't even catch the fish at all, and watched him catch it directly. Zhao Keyi's eyes ventured and looked like a girl: "Ah ah ah ah ah Chen Yi how did you catch it!!! Hurry up and teach me!!! !"

Li Silu was so numb that she couldn't smile anymore.

The audience feels upset: Are you **** serious? ! ! ! Renminbi players are not so six! !

[Fake it, could it be prepared by the program group in advance...]

[First, the water is very clear, and PD will follow the film throughout the whole process, so it is impossible to do tricks; second, Chen Yi has a "big" reputation, but the coffee is not so high that the program team helps him cheat]

[The fish in the country pond is fine, it’s not easy to catch at all]

[Nothing great, I was at the beach when I was young, and I caught more than him in half an hour]

[The rotten boat still has three catties of nails. Maybe Chen Yi’s strength is catching fish, but this is too mysterious. You can go straight to the fork without looking at it, and you don’t need time to observe]

[It’s just a fish, but it’s broken by the cattle. It’s better to go to the beach and find a fisherman than him]

[Upstairs, the fishermen at the seaside are not experienced, catching fish is their old profession, you are not ashamed to say this, is it difficult to admit that others are better than you]

[My face hurts, and I just said he must be the last one, and he slapped his face instantly]

[Chen Yi trash, and asked Xiu Xiu to carry the fish on his back. He didn’t bring a basket. My family Xiu Xiu has no place to put the fish if he catches it. When it’s over, he still has injuries to his hand, he won’t be the last one, right]

[Who makes Fu Xiunian have a good temper, so he can be bullied? Li Silu and Chen Yi, the two big spicy chickens, are pulling him to bully, and the persimmons are soft.]

Fu Xiunian took off the fish basket around his waist and placed it on the shore. Just as he was about to pour the fish out to vacate the place, Chen Yi suddenly clashed on the shore, his trouser legs rolled up to his knees, showing tight calves, with his head lowered. Wearing shoes, his eyebrows are a bit hotter than the blazing sun in the sky.

"Chen Yi, don't you catch fish anymore?"

"Stop catching."

Fu Xiunian lay on the shore to count the fish, and then said to Chen Yi: "Thank you for your greatness, we are almost eating up the cabbage in the yard. These fish will be enough for us to eat for a long time."

Chen Yidao: "You have food by your hand."

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian looked at his hand. There was a blade of grass growing there. He curiously asked, "What is this? I have never seen it before."

Chen Yi looked at him arrogantly: "Local vegetables are edible."

Fu Xiunian blinked: "Why don't I know that local dishes can be eaten?"

Chen Yi: "As long as you know that rice can be eaten."