Diablo Destruction

"Hahahahaha~~~, you're a fly-by-night guy, all you have left is bragging. If Barr really stood in front of you, I'm afraid your crotch would be wet."

Such a loud voice came from the six figures on the opposite side. One of them came out of the smoke first, revealing his distinctive white hair. His face did not match his age, and he seemed to be aging prematurely, with a touch of kindness. His smile, if it weren’t for the bright and ferocious paladin armor, which made his body look like an armored beast, at first glance, others would really think that he was just the fried chicken printed on the sign of a neighbor’s restaurant. Where's the old man?

"Carrion seller, don't keep your mouth shut. Look."

Hans licked his lips, rolled his eyes, and pointed at Paladin Baal behind him.

"Look, isn't Baal standing next to me?"

"It turns out...it turns out that my name still has this use."

Paladin Baal swallowed a weak breath, expressing tears that he could be shot even while lying down.

"Hmph, strong words."

The Paladin's upright character often puts Rickon at a disadvantage in arguments with Hans. He snorted heavily, and at this time, the figures of the five people behind him also appeared in front of everyone.

The wizard Kira, the Amazon sisters Des and Dena, and two mercenaries.

Looking over here, Ricken focused on me.

"Hey, isn't this brother Alsace? Since when did he get together with these black shop owners?"

Then I noticed Arius holding my cloak tightly behind me. His eyes were dull for a moment, and he asked subconsciously.

"Are you walking your dog?"

Everyone: "..."

"Damn... Damn it, you damn bastard, what are you talking about?!"

Hans let out a feeble roar. There was no way, it was too similar. The two of them looked so much like they were walking a dog. Even when they saw this scene just now, they couldn't help but have this idea flash through their minds, so When Ricken said it outright and heartily, he could only make a feeble protest.

"Sorry, sorry."

Ricken showed an apologetic smile. As an excellent paladin, he usually pays attention to the gentlemanly manners towards ladies, even if the other party is his archrival team.

"Apologizing is useless but the arena is useless. Just show your weapons and die."

With his face flushed, Hans raised the staff hidden behind him and pointed it straight at Riken's team.

Hey, hey, don't tamper with famous sentences without permission, you bastard! !

"Humph, don't you accept the facts of yesterday? You are such a bad boy, okay, no matter how many times we will accompany you."

The Riken team on the opposite side also flashed their weapons with golden brilliance, and faced the Hanbag team from a distance. The powerful momentum of the twelve people was exuded unbridled, and the atmosphere was like a bloody battlefield filled with the sound of fighting. Extremely solemn.

"I'm sorry to disturb everyone's enjoyment. Can you take me to the blacksmith shop first? It doesn't matter what you want after that."

Seeing that these excited guys were about to find a ring to fight to the death, at this time, I had to stand up and inserted myself between the two teams and sighed helplessly.

Everyone was stunned and slowly put down their weapons.

"You're right. You actually forgot what you promised to Wu Fan, the carrion seller. This battle will be postponed."

Hans was the first to withdraw his weapon, and he nodded along with Ricken. In the end, the two teams walked together.

In fact, I want to say that it is enough for one person to take me there, and others can go whatever they like.

"What, you said that Brother Alsace is the runner-up in the martial arts competition and the youngest elder in the alliance?"

Along the way, Ricken and the others naturally learned my identity very quickly.

"Yes, be surprised, be very surprised."

After suffering a setback from Hans, I naturally placed my hope of regaining my face on Ricken, hoping that this frank paladin would show a frank reaction, unlike that damn hamburger head who was so obviously shocked that his legs felt weak and his crotch was almost gone. Even though he was wet, he still had to use poor Barr as a shield.

"Alsace...Brother Wu Fan, if you say this, you are looking down on me, Ricken."

Under my extremely expectant gaze, Ricken suddenly became serious, his neatly trimmed white beard shook, and he cast his vicissitudes of gaze to the distant sky.

"I think I, Ricken, have gone through life and death hardships, witnessed countless human joys and sorrows, all kinds of horrifying sights and sounds, and all kinds of monsters and monsters, so why would I make such a fuss."

Ricken stroked his beard complacently and made his final conclusion.

"That's right, if I have to say it, even if Barr suddenly appears in front of me, I won't be surprised at all."

"Mom, I want to change my name."

Paladin Baal, who was standing behind, murmured while wiping his wet eyes.

As for the fact that I concealed my identity and blew up my Alsace name in the camp, I just said "secret action" and took him away. These people also knew the identity of my elder, so naturally there would be some relatively secret things, so they didn't care about it. I lied to them using a false name.

"But having said that, brother Wu Fan is so powerful. I really want to see how powerful the paladin who won the championship is."

Ricken hissed, his old face looking even more aged.

"Yes, he is indeed a very powerful guy. The most damning thing is that this guy is also very handsome."

I clenched my fist unwillingly. For the protagonist, all powerful and handsome guys are reactionaries and should be severely punished.

Suddenly, all the men in the team shared the same hatred.

"correct!!"

The wizard Kira on the side suddenly remembered something.

"News has come from the first world. I heard that the alliance and the queen of the elves are getting married. There seems to be a young elder here. It just so happened that Wu Fan, brother, you said you had something to go back to at that time. Could it be that he married the queen of elves? That guy is you."

In an instant, all the men in the team looked at me, and their common hatred towards Carlos was transferred to me.

"Ahem, don't get excited, don't get excited, listen to me, that person is indeed me... Damn it, Hans, why is there a red light on your staff, and Rickon? , why are you holding your weapon so high? Listen to me first!!"

After finally getting these ugly guys who seemed to be brothers just now and now showing their jealousy to calm down, I continued.

"Ahem, you just said that this is a marriage, that's what it is. Do you think that Elf Queen will really like someone like me? Use your brains and think about it. We are just a formality. of......."

He explained in a flashy manner, "Forgive me, Artoria, I am also thinking about my own life."

Several grown men stared at my face quietly for a while, then suddenly nodded in understanding.

"Brother Wu Fan, actually you don't need to explain so much. We just believe it. I heard that Her Royal Highness the Queen of the Elf Tribe is the most beautiful woman in the Elf Tribe. So as soon as we looked at you, Brother Wu Fan, we immediately knew that you were not lying."

Several people wore malicious smiles and took turns patting my shoulders and comforting me.

"..."

This is probably the most typical example of making careless friends.

I turned around, preferring to chat with the natural enemy rotten girl behind me, and no longer paying attention to these guys who exposed the ugly faces of men.

"Hey, Aleus, let go, didn't you hear people say I'm walking the dog?"

"Aleus, you are not being walked."

The puppy behind him protested.

In other words, you don’t intend to refute the puppy’s identity, do you?

"Speaking of which, what were you doing in your daze just now? How did you end up bumping into me?"

I suddenly remembered the fateful collision just around the corner. I could say that I was driven by the sixth sense or the soul of an otaku was at work. I could all explain it, but as a person with more than sixty levels of reflexes who has more sensitive reactions than me, Assassin Arleus should be able to react in time to avoid it.

"Aleus, we're investigating, it's too late."

This rotten girl very arrogantly took out a small notebook and waved it in front of me.

You are so arrogant, you are so proud, walk on the street properly, you bastard! !

I immediately stretched out my hand and pressed hard on her head, and then ravaged her long fiery red hair with my fingers until it was a mess.

"You two have a really good relationship." Hans came up with a jealous look on his face.

"Obviously, I just touched Hannah's head, and blood spurted out from the stabbing. Why are you okay after doing this?"

"Because, it's a teacher."

Arius replied while combing his messy long hair sadly.

"I'm your brother too." Hans burst into tears and pointed at his face to take a close-up of Aleus.

"Teacher and elder brother, the elder brother should be closer, right? That's right."

Without any hesitation, Arius left the back of his head to him.

Ah, this guy is petrified.

Soon, under the leadership of Hanbag and KFC, two teams that are not local gangsters but are also familiar with each other here, we arrived at the largest blacksmith shop in Lugaoyin. From a distance, we could feel the sound coming from the opposite side. There was steaming heat and a deafening sound of metal banging.

"The guests are coming!"

Standing outside, we raised our voices and shouted. Not long after, the rhythmic and penetrating sound of blacksmithing stopped, and a dwarf emerged from the fiery red furnace.

"Hey, what's your relationship with Muradin?" Seeing that the dwarf blacksmith looked familiar, I asked subconsciously.

"I am his father."

As soon as the dwarf heard Muradin's name, his face, which was already unhappy because of our interruption, became even darker.

"Are you that old winter melon's grandfather?!" I was shocked.

"Do you know that old guy?"

Now it was the dwarf blacksmith's turn to feel guilty. He was not someone he knew, so he couldn't call him Muradin by the nickname Old Winter Melon.

"More than acquaintance."

Thinking of all the things that Mu Laodonggua did, I suddenly became happy. Being as shameless as him is considered an art.

"Okay, I take back what I just said, Muradin is my uncle."

As soon as the dwarf warrior saw the man's gnashing of teeth, he knew that his words were true. If the man was smiling and seemed to be familiar with Muradin and was a good friend, it would be false, because in his perception , there is no one who knows Muradin who does not grit his teeth when mentioning Muradin.

"Uncle? That short winter melon actually has a brother? This is a new thing, why haven't I heard him mention it?"

"That's right, the fertility of our dwarves is extraordinary. My grandfather alone gave birth to seven children, and Old Dong... ahem, Uncle Muradin is the eldest."

I didn’t expect Muradin to have six brothers. Speaking of which, why did the image of seven gourds hanging from a gourd vine flash across my mind just now?

"So Tualatin is you...?"

"Oh, Tualatin is my brother. Except for uncle Muradin and brother Tualatin who stayed as the dwarf king, several other uncles, my father, and our brothers are all traveling outside."

"So that's it."

I nodded. I also understood the situation on the dwarf side. In their eyes, the position of the dwarf king was simply a chore and they couldn't avoid it.

"My name is Aladdin, please give me your advice."

As he spoke, the short, charred guy showed a row of white teeth from his beard, and stretched out his strong, steel-like hands towards me.

Hey, I'm still a magic lamp.

"Druid Wu Fan."

I rolled my eyes secretly, and stretched out my hand to shake his hand. Even though the other party didn't mean any harm, I still felt a slight pain from being grabbed by those short and short fingers like steel pliers. The dwarf warrior's strength was even inferior to that of barbarians. It really wasn't covered.

"Brother Wu Fan, you are so awesome. Aladdin is famous for his bad temper in Lu Gaoyin, but his skills are so good that others can't do anything about it. I didn't expect you to finish it in just a few words."

Hans on the side raised his head and winked at me.

"Go, go, I have a good temper. Who said I have a bad temper?" Aladdin had pointed ears and immediately blew his beard and glared at Hans.

"You're a little mage with little flesh, don't come to my place for repairs in the future."

Hans suddenly had a grimace on his face, while Ricken's team was enjoying themselves.

"Okay, let me see, what do you want to do when you come to my place?" Aladdin turned around and showed a busy attitude.

"Oh, help me fix these two things."

I handed Aladdin the dark gold combat armor and the dark gold scimitar. Suddenly, everyone's eyes widened.

"Brother Wu Fan, where did your Eye of Ice and Steel (the dark gold-level scimitar is the only one, so it's easy to guess its identity) come from? It's a good thing, a good thing."

Hans was fine. He was a wizard. This kind of weapon that required a lot of agility was just a cloud to him. But Rickon was different. The most favorite thing about the paladin was the one-handed weapon (I haven’t seen any paladin yet. Knights are willing to give up the paladin shield and use two-handed weapons to pursue the strongest attack), among which swords are their favorite. As soon as this ice steel eye appeared, his eyes could not be moved away immediately.

"nice one!!"

Aladdin looked even calmer now, his eyes flashed with light, he looked over and over at the two pieces of dark gold equipment, showing a satisfied look.

"Huh?!"

He suddenly let out an exclamation.

"These two pieces of equipment... must have been repaired by Uncle Muradin."

"Can you tell from this?"

I nodded quickly, right? He was captured as a young man when he was in the elves. Speaking of which, the forging technology is really unpredictable. You can actually tell from a piece of equipment who has repaired it.

"Uncle Muradin's method is quite special. He is very talented. If he hadn't inherited the position of the Dwarf King, he might have been looking for his blacksmith's heart in the third world."

The heart of a blacksmith?

I glanced at Aladdin in confusion, but unfortunately at this time he had already picked up the hammer and was concentrating on hammering on the seriously damaged Ice Steel Eye Blade, completely forgetting everything.

"Hey, I'm talking about brother Wu Fan~~"

Paladin Riken came up to him with a sly look on his face, and he knew at a glance that he had not made a good idea.

"What do you think of the two Amazons in our team? Des and Dena are the most beautiful women. I don't know how many people are pursuing them."

Phew, when did our colonel switch from Paladin to Turtle Lord?

"Don't listen to this guy, he's trying to get your Eye of Ice Steel."

Standing aside, Hans immediately interjected and said angrily, ever since the Amazon sisters of the KFC team got the dark gold giant battle longbow, Hans and his team have been at a slight disadvantage in every arena battle. If If Ricken were to use some evil method to deceive the Eye of Ice and Steel, his Hanbag team would probably be suppressed forever.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. This sword is so important to Wu Fan, so of course I won't be stupid enough to take advantage of it."

Ricken, who felt he was insulted, angrily spat at Hans.

"Then you look like a thief and introduce Des and Dena in your team. What do you want to do? Are you telling me?"

Hans wiped the saliva on his face. If he hadn't considered the physical difference between the wizard and the paladin, he would have pounced on him and started fighting with each other.

"I just want brother Wu Fan to join our team. How about, think about it seriously, Desi or Dena, which one do you want? Or do you want to have two sisters? I'm afraid my body can't bear it."

Ricken turned around and looked at me with a smile, looking exactly like a pimp.

But I said Ricken, don't blame me for not reminding you, Des and Dena behind have already pulled out their bowstrings and aimed at your anus.

"Brother Wu Fan, don't listen to him. Our Hannah is the one-in-a-million beauty. She's not like someone who thinks quantity can make up for quality... ahem, think about it carefully."

Seeing the angry-looking Amazon sisters moving the stringed arrow tips with cold light to his lower body, Hans swallowed hard and swallowed the second half of the sentence at the same time.

"I appreciate your kindness, but as I said before, I already have a team."

"Liar, we have heard of the name Wu Fan, the youngest elder in the alliance and the lone ranger druid."

Hans and Ricken said in unison.

"That's just what happened in the past. Now I have teammates. I'm going to find them later. If you don't believe me, just follow them together. They can also lead the way for me and get familiar with the environment."

I shrugged my shoulders and said helplessly, just don’t be too surprised when you see the other three teammates.