Diablo Destruction

Like a timid rabbit, the red-haired girl rubbed her sore buttocks, raised her head, and stared at him.

I:"……"

I am desperate, desperate for this world where even the sixth sense can deceive people! !

In an instant, my life became extremely dark. The sixth sense that had accompanied me through countless years and experienced countless hardships and obstacles, and was regarded by me as a comrade I could entrust to my back. I never expected that it would Betray yourself at this most critical moment.

At this moment, my mood cannot be described in words. It was as if my gay friend of many years suddenly appeared in front of me with his arms around a woman's waist. My life suddenly changed from a flower field full of golden chrysanthemums to a flower field splashed with milky white turbid liquid. The world under attack by the sea has become a dead gray.

Huh?

No, I was too careless. I was too desperate and had a mental breakdown in a short moment. Unexpectedly, my thoughts were quickly eroded by the aura of this damn fujoshi.

No way, the enemy's AT force field is too strong and we cannot neutralize it for the time being. The only best option is to retreat.

Seeing Arius's pupils shrink suddenly and staring at him, they were still filled with a kind of sluggishness that was exposed under the impact of too much shock and surprise. I immediately felt that this was a good opportunity to run away. , if she waited for her reaction, it would be impossible to get rid of a high-level assassin of over sixty without transforming into a moon wolf.

So, with the back heel as the axis, I suddenly twisted 180 degrees, and the heel of the front foot turned into the back foot and lifted the ground at the same time. The toes were like a spring that was compressed to the extreme, tightly stretched on the ground. As long as the thigh exerted force, Just by pedaling, you can pull the spring switch, driving the other foot to achieve maximum acceleration. This whole set of movements is extremely skillful, without any sloppiness, which fully shows that our running skills have reached the level of a master with half a foot.

However, there was another pair of faster little hands. Just when I was about to turn into a bullet out of the chamber, a rocket about to be launched, they suddenly stretched out and grabbed the end of the cloak.

"..."

Maintaining the running posture, I mechanically turned around to look at the red-haired girl behind me. I knelt on the ground with my legs in a figure-eight shape, raised my head and stared at myself, my brain still acting out from the impact of this unexpected encounter. She had a dumbfounded expression, but her two little hands instinctively stretched out and firmly grasped her cloak. In her dumbfounded eyes, there was a trace of pleading from the depths of her soul.

That kind of subconscious action is like a puppy knowing that it is going to be abandoned here by its owner, biting the owner's trousers without giving up, and making a cute whine.

Damn it, this kind of action and expression is illegal! !

With a helpless sigh, I took back my starting position, turned around resignedly, and looked into Aleus's eyes closely. After a moment...

"Wow......"

Arius, who finally came back to his senses from his daze, made a small sound that seemed to come from the throat of a dry desert traveler. When she fully reacted, the small sound turned into a series of words because she didn't know what to say. How to vent the ups and downs of my mood at this moment, and the exclamation I made.

"Wow wow wow~.... Hey hahaha... Wuwu~~"

I:"……"

It's so naive to be able to bite your tongue in a place like this. In the past, I actually tried to change this guy's four-character mantra. Besides...

Seeing Aleus holding his sore tongue and moaning intermittently, I violently lifted the tea table in my heart.

What a mess! ! Is this cute behavior of a kitten whose tongue was burned by warm water a malicious show of cuteness? ! Why am I attracted by cuteness? Why does this kind of cuteness appear on a dead rot girl? Is this world really about to be conquered by them?

"Haha! (I'm leaving)!"

Because I couldn't forgive myself as an otaku for being so cute by my mortal enemy fujoshi, I lowered my voice, said coldly, and turned around to leave.

"Whoa whoa whoa...hey hahaha...wuwuwu~~~~"

Feeling the determined momentum, Aleus could no longer care about his still aching tongue. He tightened his hands and hurriedly exclaimed. As a result...

I fell into silence as I looked at Aleus, who was covering his tongue again, like a frightened little animal huddled in a corner, shivering and moaning, but not forgetting to hold on to his cloak with one free hand. .

This...it's really not my fault.

"Wow wow wow~! Wow~!!"

After a while, Arius, who seemed to feel a little better, raised his eyes with excitement, and barked...no wow wow at me.

"..."

By the way, after not seeing him for more than a month, has this guy even lost his ability to speak as a human?

I took a deep breath and stuffed the four-sided bread into her mouth. I stopped the cute and disgusting exclamation. I searched in the inventory for a while, and finally found the artifact that had not been seen for a long time - the Tucao Scroll. The paper tube was slapped hard on her head.

There was a crisp sound of "pop~".

"Calm down yet?!"

Playing with the roll of paper in his hand, he felt that all the depression in his heart seemed to dissipate with this beat, and he felt extremely comfortable. He asked Arius condescendingly,

Under the [double damage to fujoshi and amnesia effect] attribute attack attached to the roll, Aleus whimpered while holding his head, and chewed the bread stuffed in his mouth without forgetting. , a moment later, the fujoshi raised her head again, looking at the surrounding scenery with a confused expression.

Fine, fine, it's best to forget about this encounter... No, it's best to erase my memory from my mind as well.

"Wow~~!!"

After looking around for a few times, she suddenly focused her eyes on me, and with an exclamation, as if she suddenly remembered something, a light bulb above her head kept flashing.

Taking a deep breath, with a faint look of pride in her eyes, the rotten girl's aura suddenly changed, like a majestic female officer, she pointed her finger straight at my face, and spoke at a clear and fluent speed that shocked the world. One sentence.

"What a mess!"

I:"……"

It seemed to remind her of something instead. Could it be that the paper roll was held backwards? I looked at my hand in confusion, ah, as expected~~

Okay, let’s correct it again. This time we must clear up all the unbearable things in this dead rotten girl’s mind, and then let me, Druid Wu Fan, the king of otakus in the new era, completely turn her into an otaku. .

I held the paper roll straight again, took a breath on it, and took the photo with indomitable momentum.

Unexpectedly, as if this damn rotten girl noticed my thoughts, she cleverly turned her head and avoided my fatal blow.

Just a futile struggle.

With a cold snort, the paper roll in his hand suddenly turned into raindrops and fell on Aleus' head. Unexpectedly, he still underestimated Aleus's sensitivity. Even if he kept kneeling on the ground, the space for his head to move was limited. , but she still dodged the raindrop attacks above her head by quickly tilting her head.

At this moment, I feel like I am playing a game of whack-a-mole. Unfortunately, the mole on this machine is extremely cunning, so my score is still zero.

But...too naive, hum~~

Sure enough, after a moment, Aleus's eyes rolled in circles.

Haha, it’s over, my head keeps dodging at such a high frequency, it would be weird if I don’t get dizzy! !

It's time for this game to end, the final blow! !

Taking a deep breath, I raised the roll high with great solemnity in my eyes.

That's right, it's time to end this bad relationship between otaku and rotten girl.

The paper tube turned into a white shadow and fell...

"Who dares to bully my sister!!"

There was a roar of thunder at the end of the street, which immediately frightened me, and the roll of paper fell softly from my hand.

A cloud of dust rose high at the end of the street. In an instant, the smoke and dust swept over the kilometer-long street, and a red-haired hamburger-headed figure with a strong sense of familiarity appeared from inside.

"Hannah, tell me, is this guy bullying you? If so, watch me insert the burger into his anus."

The angry leader didn't see my identity yet, he just glanced at me like a sharp knife, and then asked Aleus an explosive question.

Hey, before you say something like this, you should carefully consider the identity of the other party. She is your sister, even though this sister is already hopeless...

Aleus was stunned for a moment, looking at her brother in a daze, as if thinking about something, then she suddenly clapped her hands and pointed straight at her brother with the finger she just pointed at me.

"You are a good guy!"

Suddenly, Hans staggered as if an invisible sharp arrow had penetrated his chest, clutching his chest with an expression of extreme pain.

"Han...Hannah, didn't I tell you not to say this to others again?"

I'm so sorry, Hans. She had indeed forgotten it, but she was woken up by me just now.

I found it quite interesting, and I suppressed my expression of sadness as a rabbit died, and I thought about whether I should instill more [good] things into this fujoshi.

At this time, Hans looked at me carefully as if he had discovered something, his painful expression suddenly changed, and he laughed heartily.

"Hahahaha~~, I asked who was bullying Hannah. It turns out, brother Alsace, if it was you, then there would be no problem."

"..."

What do you mean it's okay if it's me? Please tell me if you have any questions, you irresponsible brother!

Immediately afterwards, in addition to Hans and the brother and sister Arius, the other four members of the Hanbag team, the assassin Gris, the paladin Baal, and two other mercenaries also followed. Friends reunited after a long absence, so naturally there was something to say. If he didn't finish, even the cold and cool male assassin Gris flashed a warm smile on his face, which made Hans and the others exclaim that it was incredible.

"Brother Alsace, I knew that with your strength, you would catch up quickly. Look, what I said is indeed right."

The leader... ahem, wizard Hans, gave a few other people a proud look, and secretly made a gesture of taking money. None of this escaped my perception. Obviously, this Help the bastard to make some suspicious bet on me in private.

"Well, it's good to come. It's good to come."

Before I even protested to Hans for my share, he kept looking over at me, looking me up and down, making me look horrified.

Could it be that this bastard was cursed by Arius's novel and really turned into a gay man?

"I'm telling you, brother Alsace."

After a long time, he patted me on the shoulder sincerely.

"Since you left, Hannah has become taciturn again. After more than a month, she hasn't even said ten words enough. It seems that only you can make her happy. No, this is just now. , they performed a couple's cross talk on the street, wow haha~~"

Hans, with the high attitude of an elder brother, rubbed Aleus' little head vigorously, messing up her silky fiery red hair, and then said to the two of us in a pretentious manner.

As a result, Aleus took out a golden sword exclusive to assassins and stabbed him hard on the back of his hand. It was probably because the sword had a very rare bloodletting property (the wound bleeds). This poor brother, Immediately, he screamed and rolled on the street while holding the back of his hand that was bleeding out. Dust rolled up on the ground, and then he twitched a few times and suddenly stopped moving.

"..."

Tsk tsk, if the conversation that Alius and I just had was a cross talk between husband and wife, then this scene before us is undoubtedly a family comedy. It’s really enviable, our leader.

"Anyway, Hannah is left to you."

A moment later, Hans revived on the spot, rolled on the ground, jumped up with a graceful somersault, patted me on the shoulder and said this with a bloodless face.

"I personally think it's better for you to drink a bottle of life potion first..."

Hans, who had completely entered the father-brother mode and did not listen to my words at all, continued his speech, looked at me, and looked at Aleus with his kind eyes.

"Hannah, you are not young anymore. It's time to find a good man, get married and have children."

After hearing her brother's words, the rotten girl tilted her head in confusion, as if she couldn't figure it out. She was troubled for a while before speaking intermittently.

"Aleus believes that children cannot be born between people."

"Why can't we have children? If we can't have children, where did you and I come from?" Hans grabbed his red hamburger head with confusion on his face.

No, no, no, Hans, your sister is talking about something from a different dimension. There is no need to delve deeper.

Looking at the confused Hans, I secretly complained, and at the same time, I felt a little despair at myself for being able to understand what Arleus said.

"Forget it, look, brother Alsace, after you came, Hannah's just one sentence was more important than the previous month. I'm right."

Hans quickly gave up his doubts that he would never understand, and suddenly thought that what Aleus had just said was more than ten words, and he couldn't help but smile with relief.

"You guy~~"

I pressed my hand hard on the little fu girl's head and rubbed it all over. I leaned next to her ear and glared.

"Didn't we make a promise when we left? We will make a hundred friends next time we meet. You took my words as deaf ears, didn't you?"

Unexpectedly, this little fu girl was quite stubborn and turned her head away angrily.

"Teacher, you are a bad person, Arius, you don't listen."

My eyes widened immediately, huh? Could this little guy be in his rebellious stage?

"The child who lies will swallow a thousand needles." I continued in my ear with a sinister tone.

"Teacher, I also lied about the promise."

Arius seemed to be well prepared and said this to me with a hint of pride in his eyes.

Agreement, lie?

I recalled the agreement I made with this little rotten girl. I remember that I did say that as long as I could say five words in one breath, I would appear in front of her again. What she meant now was that she didn't do it, and I was different. If you show up, it's considered a violation of the agreement. Does this mean?

"Okay, then when I haven't arrived, don't come to me until you can say five words in one breath."

I immediately turned around and took steps, but I couldn't get out.

I turned around helplessly and looked at Aleus, who was holding on to his cloak tightly, his bright eyes like a small animal glowing with water, and I fell into a state of speechlessness again.

"Arius, that's wrong, teacher, don't leave!!"

"Okay, okay, I get it, let it go."

"We are of the same mind, let's go together and explore complaints and true love."

"I'm leaving, don't come to me again!"

Although what Arleus said was extremely ambiguous, anyone who knew her knew what she wanted to express. The love in it had nothing to do with the love between men and women.

…

"So it's like this. It turns out that your identity, brother Alsace, is actually the second place in the First World Martial Arts Competition, the druid Wu Fan who is also known as the youngest elder in the history of the alliance."

Under the leadership of Hans and others, walking on the road to the blacksmith, I told them my identity by the way, and we became friends. I also understand their characters, and there will be no estrangement because of my identity, so There is no need to hide it anymore.

"Can you show me a little bit of surprise?"

I thought they would be shocked, but the team showed unexpected calmness, which made me feel a little unhappy, like a punch on cotton.

"Hmph, Arthas... No, brother Wu Fan, you underestimate us too much."

Hans snorted arrogantly, patted his chest and said: "I, Hans, have never seen anything in the world, let alone you. Even if one day someone suddenly tells me that he is the incarnation of Baal, I can still face it. Don’t change your color.”

Paladin Bald beside him burst into tears.

"Wahahahaha~~~!!"

Suddenly, there was another laugh from across the street.

"Is this voice really those guys?"

Hans looked calm and quietly took out his staff, while the others took out their weapons.

"Um...Arius, can you let go of my cloak?"

I turned around and looked helplessly at Aleus, who was still following closely behind me, clutching his cloak tightly, and asked.

As expected, Aleus kept shaking his head and closing his eyes, as if he would not let go of anything he said.

Uh... I did go overboard just now.

Looking back, six powerful figures appeared among the bursts of sand and dust blowing on the empty street.

Okay, there's another battle between fried chicken legs and hamburgers.