Diablo Destruction

In a dark corner not far from these tables, there is another one, with several people sitting on it, with vague outlines like tree stumps, and a pair of sharp eyes, looking at them coldly like a worldly expert. following this farce.

Yes, they are the dwarves with the weirdest temperaments among all races. Sometimes they will warm up to a ball of fire enthusiastically, and sometimes they will be like a cold stone, but whether it is ice or fire, their nature is still a stone. , the stones in the pit...

Well, the above interpretation does not include their previous and current Dwarf King.

At this moment, these four dwarf warriors are pretending. These hot-tempered dwarves have always been the source or participant of all chaos. But at this moment, the three dwarves who were indifferent to the farce in front of them suddenly rose up. There was a sense of detachment clear to the spectators. The wrinkled old face and big beard, which were originally beaming with joy and could not hide any emotion, suddenly became deep and vicissitudes after a moment of contemplation. Facing the four races in the farce, they all An indescribable feeling of superiority arose spontaneously.

"Stupid humans." Dwarf No. 1's eyes were full of melancholy.

"Stupid elf." Dwarf No. 2's eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life.

"Stupid Horadric tribe." Dwarf No. 3's eyes were extremely indifferent.

"Stupid fox man." Dwarf No. 4's eyes were very painful.

"There is no other way. These guys are unreliable. It seems that the burden of saving this dark continent can only fall on us dwarves." The melancholy Dwarf No. 1 sighed while stroking his beard.

"Boss, you can't say that. A mosquito is just a piece of meat. The first and second worlds still have to rely on these people to use human sea tactics to protect them."

The vicissitudes of life, Dwarf No. 2, elegantly pulled up his sleeves, suddenly turned pale, and coughed up a few mouthfuls of "blood".

"Before that, I think it's better to throw these old bastards Tualatin and Muradin into the furnace and destroy them, so as not to impair the great cause of our dwarves."

The indifferent dwarf No. 3 said a cold word from his teeth.

The three people cast their gaze on Dwarf No. 4, who was finally calm. They saw him lowering his head in contemplation with cold eyes for a moment. Then he raised his head, and looked at the other three dwarves one by one with his cold eyes like the moon, and suddenly a sharp light erupted. , which actually made the three of them feel unable to look directly, and then slowly spoke.

"I am hungry."

"..."

The atmosphere was silent for a moment, and Dwarf No. 4 was immediately punched and kicked by the other three, while they continued to curse.

"Let you be hungry, let you ruin the atmosphere..."

After bringing the calm No. 4 down, the three dwarves wiped their sweat with satisfaction, and their stomachs suddenly made a growling sound. It seemed that the beating they had just taken had consumed a lot of their energy.

"I'm indeed a little hungry. Let's order something. Of course, the wine must not be missing." Dwarf No. 1 said with dry lips, and then tapped the table lightly, opening his mouth to shout.

"etc--!!"

The actions of No. 1 seemed to have touched a certain nerve in No. 2 and No. 3. They showed dull and frightened expressions for an instant, and then in a flash of lightning, they suddenly pounced on No. 1 and pushed him down. land.

With a violent "pop" sound, the three dwarves rolled up on the ground like fat winter melons.

"What do you two want to do?!"

Dwarf No. 1, who was pinned to the ground, glared angrily.

"Boss, you can't scream."

Numbers 2 and 3 were in tears.

"Think about it, the elves, the Horadrics, the vixen and the Adventurer Alliance just called out, and what happened?"

Dwarf No. 1 was stunned, his brain spinning at high speed.

The elf mage called, and their king came out wearing a maid's uniform.

The Horadric mage called, and their princess came out wearing a maid's uniform.

The fox mage called, and their sky fox leader came out wearing a maid uniform.

Alliance adventurers called, and their elders came out wearing maid uniforms.

If I call, who will come out? No, I should say, which high-ranking member of the dwarf clan is nearby?

There is only one answer, and that is the former dwarf king Muradin.

In other words, if they call, it is very likely that Muradin will come out wearing a maid uniform. This is not surprising at all. Leaders like the Elf Queen and Princess Horadric who would not have been able to do this have all done it, so deeply The four dwarves, who knew Muradin's shameless nature, had no doubt that their former dwarf king would appear here in the same manner.

In his mind, he seemed to imagine Muradin, who was as short and strong as a winter melon, wearing a flowing maid uniform. Yes, it would be best to have a pair of white angel wings sewn on his back, so that with a disgusting smile on his face, he could Holding the tray, he stood on tiptoes and moved "elegantly" in a ballet style.

The three dwarves looked at each other, their faces turned from white to purple, and finally they couldn't help but retched with a "Wow" sound.

It's so scary, it's like a devil's bar.

Finally, the three dwarves lifted up the confused Dwarf No. 4 and left in a mess.

His eyes returned to the four tables. Dozens of minutes had passed since the ordering. Except for the four dwarves who trembled and left in a hurry as if they suddenly had epilepsy, there were no big changes. Their respective leaders The woman was wearing a maid uniform and sitting next to her. The four races on the four tables stared at each other, not knowing what topics to talk about. The atmosphere was quite strange.

The one who broke the dull deadlock was the adventurer from the alliance, who was slapped by a guy wearing a cartoon bear mask and his whole head sank into the thick wooden table.

He raised his head drowsily, rubbing his burning cheeks, looking a little confused, as if he was wondering if he was dreaming.

His head swayed to the side, and a cute cartoon bear mask suddenly occupied half of his eyes. Still unwilling to believe it, he rubbed his eyes to make sure that he was not hallucinating, and then, two lines of clear tears fell from his eyes. He rubbed it and it flowed out.

"I'm really sorry that I'm not the little princess of the Alliance, Miss Sala."

A dull buzzing sound came from the bear mask.

"Well...by the way, Fan...no, Master Xiong is also very [cute]. We...we are not happy yet."

This adventurer, who had just woken up, told the biggest lie since he was born.

"Yes, Mr. Fan...Xiong...Xiong, you see we were moved to tears." The other three adventurers wiped away their tears, secretly cursing themselves for being obsessed with sex, and echoed with smiles that were uglier than crying. .

"snort!!"

A heavy snort came out of the bear mask, causing the four adventurers to immediately fall into silence. They lowered their heads with sad faces and communicated with each other using the secret codes unique to senior gossipers.

"Yes... yes, you said why the food hasn't been served yet, haha... ahahaha..."

In order to break the stalemate, an adventurer laughed.

"Huh? Haven't you seen how busy the maids are? Do you still have the heart to let these poor girls serve you? They are hungry, have no hands and feet, and don't know how to go to the kitchen to serve it themselves?!"

"Yes...yes...I'll go, I'll just go."

The adventurer who spoke out stood up with tears streaming down his face and walked towards the kitchen with one step at a time.

Aren't you still sitting here? So are the three people at the other three tables. Are you here to be guest maids, or are you here to be masters? !

The adventurer complained in his heart, but did not have the courage to speak out.

When the mages of the three races looked at the other three tables, their hearts trembled. That's okay. I was actually sitting here with the queen (princess, saint) serving me food? If the clan members found out, it would be a trivial matter to pull off even a layer of skin.

As a result, a mage from each table quickly stood up and hurriedly followed the alliance adventurers into the kitchen.

Watching this scene, Artoria saw that what she should do was being snatched away from her. She opened her mouth to stop him, but was unable to resist the pleading eyes of the three elf mages, so she could only choose to remain silent again.

After a while, various dishes were brought out, filling the four tables with delicious food. Everyone was hungry, and they all swallowed a mouthful of saliva when they looked at the delicious food in front of them.

"I want to sit with Fan... and Xiongxiong."

Tia shouted with her fingers greedily, but looked towards the alliance table.

"Didn't you hear what this lady said? Have you forgotten the gentlemanly spirit that the Alliance taught you?"

One adventurer left in tears, secretly rejoicing, “I can finally get rid of this demon elder.

"Hehe~~"

Tia immediately ran over with a smile and sat next to him.

"If I mind, how about changing positions?"

Immediately afterwards, Lucia made a move, walked up with a soft fragrance, and gently touched another adventurer. The adventurer who was fascinated by Lucia's charm had no resistance at all. Of course, she did not intend to Resistance - He had long been thinking about what excuses he should find to find an excuse to leave this table where the devil was entrenched.

"Arturia, come and eat together."

Arturia hesitated for a moment, then gently turned the hair on her forehead, then nodded to the four flattered elf mages at a table, and walked up.

Naturally, the remaining two alliance adventurers on the table quickly gave way to one more.

Invariably, everyone turned their attention to the last adventurer, because all four tables were for five people.

The last adventurer who was being watched by the group suddenly felt terrified and jumped up from his chair.

"Leave this seat to Miss Sala. I can sit on the other side."

After saying that, he left like his butt was on fire and sat on the table of the fox tribe.

"Puff-"

Dia looked at my current maid uniform and cartoon bear mask, and couldn't help laughing. The little fox giggled heartlessly, and Artoria's eyes were filled with laughter. She looked a bit weird and lacked a little common sense. She couldn't tell how weird the awkward maid uniform I was wearing was.

"Where's sister Sarah? How come you, a bad guy like you, are dressed like this? I guess she was eaten by a bad guy like you."

After laughing enough, the pretty fox gave him a wink and asked with a smile.

"Well, she came down very quickly, isn't this..."

I pouted angrily towards the stairs, and the figure of Sarah, dressed in casual clothes, had already appeared at the entrance of the stairs.

Originally, according to the plan, four girls, including Sarah, were supposed to play a guest role as maids. However, when Sarah put on the maid uniform prepared for her and shyly slipped out of the crack in the door, I instantly dismissed her. Excluded.

So cute, so cute, the pink and white maid outfit embellished with ribbons, the gorgeous pleated dress like a princess, the white lace headband and bow on the top of her head, complementing her long pink hair, especially It's the pair of mini angel wings on the back that completely set off Sarana's angelic, pure and lovely appearance, the most beautiful woman in the mainland.

Damn it, that boss lady must be a god-level tailor. I don’t believe that this gorgeous maid uniform tailor-made for Sarah was originally there.

So, after putting Sarah, who was the most beautiful woman in the mainland, into my arms and kissing her passionately, I made the helpless decision to let myself, as a grown man, play the role of a maid. I had no choice but to die. The landlady said, no matter you are a man or a woman, as long as you gather four of them for me and make enough money for me in a legitimate way, these maid uniforms will be given to you as a reward.

Irresistible temptation, you bastard! !

The reason why he replaced Sarah instead of the other three girls was because he was worried that Sarah's beauty was too dazzling. Whether it was rationality or a man's possessiveness, he didn't want Sarah like this to be seen by other men. In addition, there are actually other important reasons.

Why does Arturia appear on the table of the elves, and Tia appears on the table of the Horadric group? The little fox corresponds to the vixen tribe.

This is all arranged by me in advance. In this way, with their status, no one in the entire bar dares to call them. I am afraid that the elf mages, Horadric mages, and fox mages will be the first to pounce on them. The guy who summoned his leader was torn to pieces. This is why the three girls stayed in the bar for so long, but none of the customers dared to call out. Even a fool could feel the warnings secretly sent by the three clansmen around them. Look at it.

But Sarah is different. Although she can switch to the cold side she developed during the training camp, she lacks substantial status after all. Although I am here, I can make the adventurers of the Alliance dare not have the slightest thought, but other races may not. He would sell his face and dote on Sarah. It would be strange if he didn't go crazy immediately when he saw her being called around like a maid by those rich adventurers in the bar.

Another reason that made me determined to play in person was that Arturia, Tia and Little Fox didn't dare to use it, which meant that they couldn't share the responsibilities with other maids, let alone meet the boss's requirement of making enough money. , so I can only rely on myself to use some tough tactics to make up for it. Just at this time, four adventurers from the alliance appeared, trying to kill our baby Sarah. Who are you going to kill?

Sarah slowly came down from the stairs, her face was a little more flushed than usual, and her crimson eyes were shrouded in a layer of charming mist, making this innocent and lovely angel Loli have many gestures and gestures. A bit of mature temptation.

Well, Sarah looked so beautiful in that maid uniform. I couldn’t help but kiss her all over. So, in fact, what the little fox just said was half right, although it was not true. One ate Sarah, but she also tasted enough.

"Big brother~~"

Sarah's face turned red and she glanced at the other three girls guiltily before sitting in the only empty seat next to me. She called out softly and showed a bright and beautiful smile with a hint of charm.

She didn't show the slightest surprise at how I was dressed, because...she helped me put it on. Otherwise, do you think I am really perverted? Do you have any experience wearing such complicated maid uniforms?

"Everyone is hungry too. Let's eat. There is plenty."

After rubbing Sarah's lovely long pink hair, I looked around and said.

After walking around in the trade market, they spent a lot of energy. They were probably really hungry. As soon as I finished my words, everyone was already waving the knives and forks in their hands politely.

"Come on, Sarah, eat this."

Forking a palm-sized portion of lamb chops with sauce onto Sarah's plate, I looked at Sarah with a doting gaze mixed with a faint smile.

Although I have no hope that she will grow taller, I don't care anyway. She will indeed be more beautiful when she grows up, but the loli attribute is also rare and valuable.

However, let her make a small effort. Recently, Sarah likes to eat mutton. She may have believed in some secret recipe to increase height.

I couldn't be more partial to others, so I forked a lot of food for Artoria, Dia and the little fox. As a result, the table was full of food, and I had already reached the bottom before I even touched it.

Among them, Arturia solved nearly half of them. Although I already knew that she had a big appetite in the past few days as a newlywed, I was still slightly stunned when I saw the plate that had been emptied in less than ten minutes. one time.

"Sorry~~"

After wiping her mouth elegantly with a napkin, Arturia noticed that I hadn't taken a bite yet and couldn't help but look apologetic.

"It doesn't matter, there's still more to do."

Saying this with a smile, I glared fiercely at an adventurer at the fox-human table from behind. His whole body trembled and he ran towards the kitchen with a sad face.

After a while, the table was filled with dishes again.

"Artoria, your appetite is really..."

When the second table of dishes was quickly swept away, I couldn't help but sigh. This idiot's appetite almost caught up with the two barbarians.

"I made you laugh, Fan. The energy consumption of the Knight King profession is too great. It is more than five times that of the ordinary Knight profession. I have to replenish it through things."

Arturia, who seemed to be barely eighty percent full, took an elegant sip of the fruit wine and sighed.

"In fact, this method is the least efficient supplementary method."

"Are there any other ways to supplement?"

I couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Of course, after all the seals of Ymir's suit are unlocked, it has a powerful ability to save energy. This is the most efficient method, but now I am far from having the ability to unlock the seals of Ymir's suit."

After a pause, a trace of confusion flashed in Artoria's eyes.

"Actually, there is a moderately efficient method, but I don't quite understand what it means. The holy book says [you can obtain energy supplements by combining with your loved one], Fan, do you know?"

"puff--!!"

A mouthful of rice spurted straight out of my mouth...