Diablo Destruction

"Princess Tia...you, you, you...what are you dressing up like?!!"

The Horadric mages pointed at the little Horadric princess Tia, who was wearing a yellow ribbon maid outfit, wide-opening her smart eyes revealing novelty, and smiling brightly. Her chin almost dropped to the ground, so much so that the people next to her were stunned. The table elf mage, while frightened, could not help but sneer secretly.

Smile, smile, weren't you Horadric mages laughing happily just now? Why, now that you encounter the same situation, you become like this bear? !

The Horadric mage and the elf mage didn't know that while their two families were fighting in the river, there were others who were benefiting from the sidelines. Yes, they were the fox-human mages on the table to the left of the two families. These were shaking cunning The guy with the fox tail squinted his eyes to see the farce and started whispering.

"Look at those guys from the Horadric and Elf tribe. They usually look aloof, but unexpectedly they turn out to be so virtuous. I'm really disappointed."

"Yes, yes, the same goes for their clan. The princess and the queen actually come to the bar to work as maids. It's really ridiculous. Unlike our Highness Lucia, who is always so noble, beautiful, and majestic."

The Horadric mages and elf mages have been known for a long time on the Dark Continent. As the saying goes, peers are enemies. Not only are these two tribes secretly competing with each other, but other races that also have the mage profession have different opinions on these two tribes. The name is also very unpleasant.

The so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Although your two tribes have a long history, it does not mean that others cannot catch up. In terms of adaptability and adaptability to harsh environments, who can compare with our fox mage?

Therefore, the fox clan mages are also working hard secretly, vowing to make the mage profession in their clan reach the same height as these two races known for their magic, and then surpass them.

However, there is indeed a big gap in the level of magic civilization between the two. Moreover, the number of fox-people in the entire Dark Continent must be only a million. How can it be compared with the hundreds of millions or even billions of elves? Such a behemoth, compared with the Magic Empire, and compared with the Horadric tribe, although the difference in number is not big, their talents are so incredible that they are like a race that exists for the word magic. Every generation , the Horadric race will have one to several seven-level hero geniuses, coupled with the assistance of soul magic, the Horadric race is like a plug-in in terms of magical attainments, allowing a population of hundreds of millions, just The elves, who have more than 100,000 mages, are also envious of them. They are openly disdainful, but secretly regard them as their lifelong rivals. If they had not been sealed for thousands of years and their level of cultivation was restricted, I am afraid that the Horadric clan would be shining brightly now. Add an eighth hero to the entire continent, and maybe a ninth hero.

These many factors, coupled with the fact that there is no suitable event that allows the fox mage to seize the opportunity to show off his skills and shine on the dark stage, so these little foxes are quite depressed. Now seeing Horadric When mages of the tribe and elves are embarrassed, they will inevitably add insult to injury and ridicule them to vent their inner frustrations of many years.

Look at the mages of the Horadric and Elf tribes. Making such a fuss is really insulting to the profession of mages, which is famous for its elegance and calmness. I really didn’t go out here in vain today. It’s so happy. It’s so happy. What should I do at this time? How about no wine?

The fox mage felt secretly happy and subconsciously grabbed the wine glass on the table. When it was empty, he realized that his table was empty and there was no wine at all.

Looking at the tabletop that was cleaner than glass, the fox wizards were not happy. What do you think is going on in this bar? Why is the quality so low? People have been sitting there for so long and no maid came to greet them.

One of them, a fox mage with an elegant temperament, gently knocked on the wooden table, making a "tuk-tuk" sound, and said in a gentle yet majestic voice.

"Is anyone there? Please bring us three glasses of snow wine."

"Coming~~"

The soft and charming voice that made people feel deep in their bones sounded immediately afterwards. Just two syllables made most of the men in the bar feel as if their whole bodies were being gently kneaded and slowly pinched by countless soft little fingers, making them feel indescribably soft. And comfortable, for a moment, the whole bar was filled with gasps and the sound of footsteps following the soft voice.

As for why I say most men, not all, it’s not that there is any man among them who can resist this extremely charming and waxy voice, but that this greasy and charming voice has a special effect on three of the men. Another different meaning.

That's right, it's those three fox mages who were secretly happy. When the voices sounded, their shots were instantly frozen. The beautiful fox tails that always attracted the attention of other races suddenly stood up. It was as straight as a stick, and the fluffy and soft hairs on it exploded, doubling the size of the already huge tail, making it look a bit like a squirrel's tail.

Then, from the tip of the tail that stood straight up, there seemed to be a strong electric current passing through, and there was a sudden shock. This electric current spread from the tip of the tail to the whole body, causing the three fox men to be beaten all over. With a shiver, he woke up from the ice, twisted his stiff neck and looked back.

is not that right? She is wearing a blue and white maid uniform, but it is different from the conservative knee-length skirts of Artoria and Dia. Instead, she wears pure white stockings that reach her thighs, paired with a short skirt that barely covers her thighs.

The hem of the skirt that keeps fluttering with the steps, if it is raised a little more, you can see the slender, white and attractive thighs exposed underneath, but it is still just a little bit short, making those adventurers who look straight at it want to immediately He fell to the ground and knelt down, begging for updraft.

Just this looming short skirt that makes people's hearts tickle, it fully highlights Lucia's unparalleled charm. If Arturia and Tia's appearance made the whole bar silent, then Lucia's appearance , which made all the men inside gasp, their noses were itchy, and their eyeballs almost bulged out.

Of course, except for the three fox mages, their legs weakened. Seeing that these three people were about to fall into the footsteps of the nine mages from the Horadric and Elf tribes in front of them, at this moment, their competitive hearts The remaining heat in his heart finally came into play. He turned around and hugged the chair with his backhand. Finally, he didn't fall to the ground in embarrassment like the nine people in front of him.

The three mages secretly sighed, feeling a little proud in their hearts, but they didn't know that their funny posture, hugging the chair like a koala, looked even more embarrassing than the nine mages in front of them who had slipped to the ground.

The queen of the elves, the princess of the Horadric tribe, and the sky fox of the fox tribe appeared one after another dressed as maids. For a moment, the entire bar was quieter than a cemetery late at night, and everyone opened their mouths. Seeing these three high-ranking girls standing next to the table of their own tribe with smiles on their faces, I was a little confused.

However, there is a table of Alliance adventurers who are different, or at least, they think they are.

These four adventurers consider themselves the number one gossip in Kurast. They once claimed that even if an adventurer farted at which time and place, they would be able to find out clearly the next day. Although this is an exaggeration. More than a little bit, but it is enough to show that these four people are senior gossips in Kurast. They can always get the latest information and are one of the focuses of the adventurers in Kurast.

When other adventurers left one after another, they did not move. The gossip soul in their hearts made them feel that something might happen next.

Therefore, for most of the new customers inside, they are the few customers who know who the special person has just come and what happened. Compared with others, they look at the three noble and beautiful fox saints in front of them. , Princess Horadric and the Elf Queen, who appeared here dressed as maids, were confused, but these three people were clear-minded.

The incredible scene in front of you looks like thousands of knotted threads at first glance, leaving you with no clue. However, as long as you find the right knot and pull it gently, all the threads will be easily solved.

That’s right, that’s the knot! !

Which special person just came? Most people here don't know it, but the four of them know it - Druid Wu Fan, who is full of legendary aura and has both mysterious and ordinary contradictory temperaments. He is deeply loved by gossip adventurers like them. Alliance Elder.

Who is Artoria? Elder Fan's new wife.

Who is Tia? An innocent girl who is rumored to have been cheated on her body by Elder Fan.

Who is Lucia? A stunning fox girl who has been confirmed to have an affair with Elder Fan.

These three noble girls, who seemed to have nothing in common, once they were connected by the key node of Elder Fan, everything in front of them became natural.

That's right, this is clearly Elder Fan's harem team! !

Of course, this kind of simple reasoning is simply not worth mentioning to senior gossips like them, and they don't even bother to show it off. What they are discussing now is another issue, a very important issue to them.

Elder Fan and his party consisted of five people. Since they were wearing cloaks and masks at the beginning, they did not dare to confirm completely. Now, the Elf Queen Artoria, the Horadric Princess Tia, and the fox-man Sky Fox Lucia have appeared one after another.

So, who is the fourth, the last girl?

The four people put their heads together and flipped through the information they had collected, their faces becoming more and more excited.

Combined with Elder Fan's recent gossip information, and most importantly, they were able to determine the girl's figure.

There is no mistake, she is definitely the little Princess Rogge who is secretly known as the most beautiful woman in the mainland - Miss Sarah.

The four gossip adventurers who came to this conclusion gasped. Combined with the scenes that the elf mage, Horadric mage and fox mage encountered just now, it seemed as if something suddenly exploded in their hearts.

Could it be that... could it be that at this time, as long as I, like those three groups of mages, gently knock on the table and urge the wine to be served, Sarah, the most beautiful woman in the mainland who makes all men dream and dream about them, will be there? Miss, are you going to appear in front of me wearing a maid uniform?

The four adventurers looked at me, and I looked at you, and then they all covered their noses in unison.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk...tuk-tuk-tuk..."

The sound of rapid knocking suddenly resounded throughout the quiet bar. There was no mistaking it. It was these four adventurers who were banging on the table desperately, for fear that if they were a step too late, others would take advantage of them.

"Wine, we want wine, no matter what kind of wine it is."

As soon as he finished speaking, footsteps approached.

Oh oh oh--

The four adventurers couldn't wait any longer and jumped up from their chairs one after another. They either knelt on the ground like gentlemen, or raised their hands with tears in their eyes and cheered loudly. Just like the eighteen Arhats, they greeted them in different ways. The goddess in my heart has arrived.

"Welcome, the noble and beautiful Alliance Princess—Miss Sarah!!"

A stout maid with strong muscles, thick limbs, a bear mask on her head, and a maid uniform appeared in front of them following the welcoming gestures of the four people and holding four glasses of low-quality ale in her hands.

Bang... Bang...

The whole bar was filled with screams and heartbreaks, especially the four adventurers who were directly affected by the impact and fell from heaven to hell. The pieces of their hearts that fell to the ground seemed to have been trampled by a hundred additional wars, and they could not be broken anymore. .

Eight pillars of tears hung on their faces, turning from streams into rivers.

"Elder...Fan..."

"I'm a bear."

A dull male voice came from the bear mask, interrupting and correcting the other person.

"You are Elder Fan, you are Elder Fan, right!!"

"I'm a bear."

Bear Mask is still very sure of his identity.

"nonsense......."

"bump--"

A heavy crash sounded, and the adventurer who insisted that the bear mask was an elder was lying on the table with his upper body, his whole head embedded in the thick wooden table, and he rolled his eyes.

"Donor, you are obsessed."

As if he had disposed of a bag of garbage, he clapped his hands easily, and from inside the prisoner's bear mask came words that made people scratch their heads.

"What do you want to eat?"

Throwing the tray of low-quality ale in front of the four adventurers one by one, the bear-masked man took the tray back and asked.

Three people were turned to stone and one fell to the ground.

"What, do you want to just order a glass of low-quality ale and stay here all day? I don't remember the Alliance cultivating such rogue adventurers."

When no one responded, the bear mask's voice became dull and gloomy, and his body exuded bursts of murderous aura, making the maid's uniform that was too tight against his strong muscles make a bulging sound.

"Please... feel free to do whatever you want!!" The three surviving adventurers washed their faces with tears.

"Is that so? How's your appetite now?" "It's...not bad."

Although I have no appetite to answer, especially since you appeared, but looking at the poor brother whose whole head is embedded in the wooden table and who does not know whether he is alive or dead, the three adventurers still wisely chose the only option to save their lives.

"Well, very good. If the adventurer doesn't have enough to eat, but doesn't have the energy to go out and experience it, in this case, just follow the menu provided by our restaurant today and have all of it."

The bear mask nodded as if he understood the other party very well, and then said a decision from inside the mask that made all the bar patrons shudder.

Order them all... Even a small bar will provide more than thirty dishes every day. Even if they are four hungry savages, they can't finish them all.

"No...Fan...No, Master Xiong, we..."

One of the adventurers' expression changed and he was about to explain.

"What? Is there anything else you want to say? By the way, there are four of you. How can one portion be enough? It should be four portions. I'm right."

The bear mask pressed his fist fiercely, making a clicking sound, and said in an unquestionable tone, and his murderous intent was directly locked on the three people opposite him.

"Yes...yes, that's what I want to say."

The three adventurers nodded in agreement, and the six teardrops on their faces finally turned from the river into the sea.

"Then please wait a moment, the food will be served soon."

After he finished speaking, there was silence.

The other three girls, Artoria, Tia, and Lucia, after seeing this scene, looked thoughtful, and then asked in the same way.

"Everyone, what would you like to order?"

Arturia's majestic eyes glanced lightly, and the four elf mages who finally stood up from the ground trembled in fright, and almost slipped down again.

Their excellent brains, which are loaded with a lot of knowledge, are running at high speed. They can see the scene where Her Royal Highness the Queen looked at the terrifying bear mask just now.

In other words, Her Royal Highness the Queen has no experience and does not know what to do next. Now she is just imitating the other party's movements.

Therefore, the four of us must not embarrass Her Highness the Queen. We should actively keep in sync, and there are exactly four of us here.

The four wise and loyal mages, who planned to pave every stone for Her Royal Highness the Queen's progress, nodded to each other after coming to this conclusion.

"Female...ahem, please follow the menu for us. All four."

Next came Tia's side.

"Uncles... ahem, distinguished guests, what would you like to order?" Tia, who almost spilled the beans, blinked her cute eyes and asked again.

How could she lose to those guys from the elves and make Princess Tia lose face?

The five Horadric mages burst into flames and ordered five "feasts" without hesitation.

"Dear guests, what would you like to order?"

Lucia shook her finger charmingly, causing the three fox mages to blush and lower their heads in shame. Their minds went blank, and they subconsciously ordered three "big meals" as well.

"Please wait a moment, your food won't be ready for a while."

Standing at the table, the bear mask said carelessly, not like a waiter, but like a gangster who had eaten the King's meal.

"Yes Yes......"

The three adventurers nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

"Please wait a moment, your food won't be ready for a while."

"Yes Yes......."

The tears that the three of them had finally stopped flowed out again. Boss, please tell me clearly what you want to do.

"I told you to wait for a while, but you can't stand me standing here all the time? The Alliance has never taught you to mistreat civilians, even low-status waiters."

"Yes, yes, please sit down, please sit down."

The three of them gave up their seats in tears.

The mages at the other three tables saw this scene and saw that the leaders and princesses of the clan had been standing nearby for such a long time while they were sitting there carelessly. If the news spread to the clan, they would not be punished. The rest of their lives were torn apart, and they hurriedly gave up their seats with cold sweats. The five Horadric mages had just five seats, which was not enough. One of them simply stood up and stood beside him like a waiter to serve. Don't say it, he was better than Ti. There are more sub-specialties...