Diablo Destruction

So, at this moment, I felt a little frustrated that I had fallen into a trap.

Back off... back off... turn around and leave...

"Cousin meow~~!!"

The sudden dangerous sound from behind made me tremble all over, and I turned around stiffly. The pretty and lovely Fini was holding the tray with both hands, as if a pair of cat ears on her head were constantly flapping to express her joy. She was extremely happy. looking at himself.

Although it's not something worth bragging about, this transvestite has been tricked by me many times. Probably one-tenth of her tragedy comes from me. Could it be that she can't learn well and know who to say hello to? Who should stay as far away as possible? !

how to say? It's like being kicked out by the owner, but still standing up unsteadily, shaking off the dust on the body, and then sticking out the cute tongue to rub the owner's puppy again... This is how it feels.

"Cousin...are you leaving now, meow~~? Why don't you come in and sit down, meow~~!!"

Seeing my move of trying to leave, the little transvestite looked disappointed, lowered her head, and her pair of cat ears that seemed to exist were pressed down softly in frustration. The eyes that glanced over from time to time seemed to be saying, "Aren't you here to visit?" Mine?" I mean.

"..."

Looking back on the past, the slight feeling of guilt that came over me prevented me from saying harsh words immediately, and I could only cough a few times to cover it up.

"Um...I think this place is already full. As you know, I don't like places that are too noisy."

"Wow~~, that's true, meow~~"

With a puzzled expression on her face, she turned around and took a look inside the crowded bar. Only then did Feini realize that she was also startled. She tilted her head slightly in confusion and echoed, her slightly natural and cute look, once again cute. Killed a bunch of adventurers.

I said, as a barmaid, don't you have any idea that the business of your bar is extremely good? Hurry up and apologize to the bar owners in the entire Aihei Continent, you bastards! !

"But at this time, probably every bar is like this, meow~~. In a few days, there will be a marriage between the Alliance and the elves. Recently, the people of Kurast seem to be emerging from the ground, and there are more than double the number. Meow ~~!"

Feini sighed softly. Having more people and doing business is not entirely a good thing. It can easily lead to confusion. Just like what happened just now, as an adventurer, she is not short of money, so what she wants in her heart is just a person she likes. environment rather than business.

But soon she cheered up again, waved her index finger in front of me a little proudly, and lowered her voice.

"Finique has already guessed that my cousin will come back to Kurast in the past few days, so meow..."

She knows my identity and can guess that I will definitely come to Kurast recently, and there is nothing worthy of praise. However, she can understand that I don't want to reveal my identity and lower my voice subconsciously. Give it a pat on the back.

"So, this time Feini specially prepared a perfect location for Feini's secret collection for my cousin, meow~"

As she said this, the transvestite puffed up her chest with a very impressive look, making an obvious "Thank me, praise me" gesture to claim credit.

"..."

It seems that I can't leave this time, so let's make peace with it now.

However, it was obvious that some guys were not willing to let me enjoy this peace. There was no doubt that these bastards were Feini's personal guards, dozens or hundreds of adventurers occupying a large corner of the bar.

This guy actually let Feini take the initiative to talk to him? !

This bastard, Feini took the initiative to talk to her and acted like she wanted to avoid him? !

ah? cousin? !

(Dark little knowledge: Just like the closed ancient society, in the Dark Continent, cousins ​​are a relatively dangerous relationship. The two are often married by their parents, or they fall in love with each other for a long time.)

What? Finny's secret location? !

Such things as this, although they were not spoken out, seemed to be formed into a vivid font by their condensed will and anger, constantly emerging from the eyes of these hundreds of adventurers, and heading straight towards me. Come over.

Some adventurers from the older generation with a calm personality suddenly felt that the cousin mentioned by "Fini" seemed to have some impression. They seemed to have heard it somewhere before and exuded a very dangerous aura, so they thought about it. shape.

However, most adventurers don't have that calmness, or that understanding.

In an instant, Fini had disappeared from my sight, replaced by more than a dozen sturdy adventurers surrounding Tia and me in the middle, like a mountain of muscles, completely cutting off the outside world.

"..."

Unexpectedly, I also enjoyed another version of the airdrop and siege treatment. Should I be happy?

I slightly pulled the little girl Tia, who looked excited, into each other's arms, and I sighed.

I said Tia, can't you just be more at ease? I'll leave it alone, if you get involved and draw the mage guards outside to take action, the chaos will be huge.

"Meow, meow~ You can't meow like this~~, it will cause trouble, meow~~, leave quickly, meow~~"

Feini's screams came from outside Roshan.

"No, even if it's Feini's order, we can't do it today. We must keep a close eye on Feini and don't let some bastards deceive our feelings. Don't worry, we will save this guy's life. If he If you are not a liar!!”

An adventurer wiped the tragic tears on his face, and with a ferocious look on his face, he rejected Feini with a choked sob.

I said, that's too exaggerated. Finny just said a few words to me. Is it really necessary to be so sad that she burst into tears? Besides, that bastard is referring to me, right? bastard, didn't you notice that Feini's anxious tone just now was not worrying about me, but worrying about you?

"Ah, you guy, weren't you very happy chatting with Feini just now? Why, you are not talking now? You are so scared that you are shaking all over, hahahaha, how can a person like you be worthy of Feini? Ah~~?!!”

An adventurer in front leaned forward with his ferocious face with several scars on his cheeks, winking at him like one of those little hooligans with a colorful rooster head and earrings, nose and mouth rings. said angrily.

"..."

Recently... the adventurers in the alliance have become angry, and they seem to have a tendency to be a little hooligan. It seems that they need to discuss with Akala to correct this unhealthy trend. How can a little hooligan get on the stage? At least he must be at the level of a gangster who can suddenly pull out a gun while talking and laughing.

I pinched my chin and began to think about how to discuss it with Akala.

"You guys, you look down on...ah~~!!"

Before he finished speaking, the adventurer let out a scream and was instantly squeezed out by the people coming up from behind. He didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

"Hmph, kid, are you interested in taking a gamble? The stake is... your life!"

A small assassin used his agility to squeeze forward first, and he couldn't wait to assume a cold posture. His five fingers were like boneless noodles, and he turned the dice in his hand with a dizzying speed.

A conversation in Shanghai in the 1980s? Very good, there is progress.

Then, this little cold-blooded assassin uncle was thrown back by the impatient paladin man behind him, holding his collar back, and was thrown out of the crowd.

"Akal, you bastard, I'm not done with you~~" From the sky blocked by the mountains of muscles, the tragic voice of the assassin uncle came.

"Brother, this is your fault. Come to see Feini, your cousin. Why are you covering up your hat? You are not doing something shameful. Don't you think this is a shame? Insulting Feeney?"

The paladin who just threw the assassin uncle out and successfully occupied the position... well, he was probably a guy named Akala. He seemed to be quite talkative. At first glance, I thought he was Akala's son.

As expected of an upright paladin, he had a different focus than others and looked gentle, but his words were still sharp, which immediately resonated with many people.

This... should be regarded as an educated gentleman rogue. Well, it seems that the adventurers of the alliance can still be saved.

With a "whoosh" sound, a thin mage couldn't squeeze through those muscled melee warriors, and he didn't have the assassin's agility to move freely among the crowd like a swimming fish. After staring outside for a while, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Shen actually teleported in directly and appeared next to Akal.

This guy just appeared, coughed slightly to attract everyone's attention, and then calmly and high-pitchedly said the lines he had already prepared in his heart: "And look, this guy came to see Feini, and he had a little beauty with him. He’s not a playboy or anything, Feeney must have been deceived by his sweet words, and so were the girls around her.”

As expected of a wise mage, this sentence is the finishing touch. These guys originally gathered around them with the slogan "Am I an emotional liar?" But now that the mage says this, isn't that the answer?

Sure enough, as soon as the mage finished speaking, the crowd started to boil.

"It's true."

"Hoho, kill him, kill him."

"I xxx will never let Feini fall into his clutches."

"Little girl over there, don't be fooled, come here quickly, uncle will protect you."

These words were spoken by Tia, who was half leaning in my arms and looking curiously at the scene in front of her with her shining eyes wide open.

"..."

These guys... are really getting more and more arrogant.

"Ahem~~"

With a cough, the crowd suddenly fell silent, and dozens of pairs of angry eyes stared over, waiting for me to say my last words.

"So, everyone..."

Touching my nose gently, I raised my head slightly, just enough for my mouth to be exposed from the shadows, grinning with a shining smile.

"So everyone, do you want to fight alone or in a group fight?"

If the atmosphere was quiet just now, it is dead quiet now.

After a while, the adventurers began to look at each other and communicate with each other with their eyes.

No, this guy doesn't seem to be joking.

This guy is very powerful and there is no chance of winning in a duel.

Nonsense, I know this too, I can tell at a glance that it is not at the level of our Kuras.

How about it? If you can't fight alone, do you want to fight in a group?

How can this work? Are you still an adventurer? Even if I win, I still can’t hold my head up! !

Wouldn't it be just as embarrassing to lose in a duel?

How about a wheel battle?

Not to mention that it is as embarrassing as a group fight, and you are willing to be the first?

Bastard, I wanted to take advantage of the crowd to shock him first, but I was surprisingly calm. This guy has no chance of winning, no chance of winning at all! !

Thoughts like this are constantly being exchanged among adventurers.

There is no other way, although it is a bit embarrassing, but in order to protect Feini, I can only...

After a while, all the adventurers seemed to have reached a consensus, gritted their teeth, and nodded secretly to each other.

Gang fight! !

Oops, it seems that it has been discussed.

Seeing the constant exchange of eyes focused on me again, I felt more determined. I couldn't help but lick my lips. I wonder what it would feel like to fight in a group with adventurers compared to fighting in a group with monsters.

"Little girl, please leave first. You have the courage. As you wish, go and fight now..."

Alal, who was the first to speak, took a deep breath and said this before he finished speaking.

"Rake, no!!"

"Alal, stop!!"

"Herak, you idiot!!"

In an instant, dozens of roars drowned out Alal's voice, and then several figures flew up in the air, throwing the adventurers surrounding him to the ground one by one.

These dozens of figures rushing towards me are the same guys who fell into deep thought after hearing Fini call me cousin just now.

"Captain, what are you doing!!"

"Brother Charla, why did you stop us!!"

"That's right, Boss Tieli, how can there be so many of us afraid of him?"

Then, the adventurer who was knocked down struggled unwillingly.

"You idiots, calm down."

Although the number of people was smaller, the victory was due to seniority and strength. For a while, the two sides were in a stalemate.

"For Feini, even if it is your order, I will not obey it this time."

The pushed down adventurer made a passionate declaration that "it's good to be young."

I:"……"

Tia: "..."

"Fanfan, you members of the Adventurer Alliance are really... interesting."

After tilting her head and thinking for a long time, Tia finally found a more suitable word to describe the rather comic scene in front of her.

"It made you laugh."

I sighed helplessly. Although I don't hate these cute guys who are playing hooligans, being stared at by other tribes makes me, an elder, always look dull.

""Cousin, hurry up, hurry up, meow~~"

Taking advantage of the chaos, Fini tiptoed and finally came closer, holding my sleeve and fleeing the scene together.

"here it is……"

"Commonly known as Liqu Meow~~!" the little transvestite said proudly.

"I know this too, why are you so proud?"

I broke away from the other party's pull without hesitation and casually gave him a slap in the face.

Larger bars will have many areas set up to deal with different types of guests. For example, the current area is for guests who like quiet. Although it is still full, the people inside are whispering or whispering even when communicating. Simply use the unique techniques in the team, or strange things like brain waves that I don't know, to communicate with each other. Therefore, although it cannot be said to be quiet, it is countless times better than the noisy outside area.

"Here meow~"

After taking us around for a while, Fini stopped in front of a wooden wall and once again showed a look of pride that made me want to give her a thumbs up.

"Isn't this a dead end, asshole?"

"Bang!"

"Meow~!"

"Cousin is still as sharp as ever, meow~~" Feini touched her forehead and moaned sadly.

"Listen to what I have to say, meow~"

As she spoke, she took a step forward and gently pushed on the wall, and a secret door immediately appeared inside.

"Is this the secret place you call?" I asked, pointing to the dark entrance with uncertainty.

"What you said is absolutely meow~~"

"Meow, sister, meow, you want us to eat in such a dark place, meow?!"

Unfortunately, I was infected again. When I looked back, little girl Tia had already bent over with laughter.

Damn it, that’s why I said I didn’t want to have anything to do with this transvestite. Coming to visit her this time was definitely the worst decision in my life.

"You'll know when you go in and take a look, meow~~"

Feini took the lead in jumping in three steps.

As a result, to our surprise, the inside was quite spacious, bright, and...

Can you actually see outside? ! !

"Hmph, that's awesome, meow~~"

Finny let out a proud laugh like a boss.

"No, it's nothing."

"Huh?!"

Feini looked over with surprised eyes, and couldn't help but feel disappointed when she saw that I wasn't pretending to be calm on purpose.

Isn't it similar to the effect of one-way glass? Although the Dark Continent does not exist, it has disappeared in the original world. Even if I have to pretend to be extremely surprised, it is a bit difficult.

But having said that, this transvestite really knows a lot. Is it because of all the weird knowledge she learned when she was a wanderer? To be able to produce such a magical effect is second to none in the Dark Continent.

After being depressed for a while, Feini quickly cheered up, crept up to me, and spoke in my ear with a mysterious look.

"Cousin, this is my secret base, meow. Even Oona doesn't know about it. You must never tell her, meow~~"

"No, I don't think I need to tell you anymore."

I just looked at the tragic emperor, then pointed behind her and said.

Turning back stiffly, Oona, who was exuding a black aura, maintained the formulaic smile of a maid and gave me a gentle salute.

"Sorry to bother you, I will personally serve the dishes to the two adults later. Please wait a moment."

Then, with lightning speed, he grabbed the collar of Feini who was trying to rush past her and bowed politely again.

"Then, please forgive us for taking a step back and not disturbing the two masters."

Then, under our watch, he dragged the struggling Fini by the collar and strode away.

Cousin, save me meow~~

Feini, who was being dragged away by Ona, turned around and gave me a look asking for help.

Cousin, you have a good journey.

Looking directly at Feini's pitiful look for help, I bowed solemnly and straightly, and kept watching, watching Feini suddenly shed sad tears, and then the two of them disappeared around the corner.