Diablo Destruction

"Wait a minute, little lady, you got the wrong person."

Just when this sunny girl, who never seemed to know what depression was, was about to pounce on me and hug me directly from the waist, I suddenly stretched out my big hand forward and stopped her movement.

Although I'm a little sorry for Tia, there's nothing I can do about it. It's not me who sells melons. The name Druid Wu Fan is already quite loud in the first world. The most important thing is that "he" is now the leader of the two races. One of the protagonists of the marriage appears in the seaport of Kurast.

It is conceivable what kind of chaos will occur if people around me know my identity. Thinking of this, a crisis surges in my heart. If I meet little girl Tia now, she will definitely use In less than ten seconds, my identity will be exposed.

So, sorry, Tia.

Seeing Tia stop and nod her beautiful lips, her energetic and frank eyes full of doubts, I thought silently in my mind, then coughed a few times and answered in a hoarse voice. 】

"Ahem, madam, maybe you got the wrong person. Maybe I look very similar to the Fanfan you mentioned, but I am not him, and there is no way I can have his singing voice that can conquer the universe, so...I'm sorry ”

As I spoke, I lowered the brim of my hat, and my hoarse, deep voice seemed to reveal in the yellow sand sky, "Ah, my old enemy. Although I am not your opponent now, one day I will I will be above you" vicissitudes of determination.

“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Probably because she was too surprised, this little girl said about thirteen "Eh" words in one breath. Her eyes, which grew up in the desert, gave people the watery look of a desert oasis, and made people see life and hope. There is even more doubt in it.

Tsk, are you still unwilling to give up? She is worthy of the Tia I know. Although she is simple and straightforward, she is also quite stubborn. Once she decides on something, she will not change it easily.

If this was the case, then the only solution was to use a trick. Looking at the little girl Tia, she kept casting her eyes on my face, trying to see through the shadow of the cloak and hat to see my true face. I closed my eyes and smiled softly. Hum.

Then, under Tia's surprised gaze, he lifted his hat slightly so that she could just see his face at that angle. This was a tactic he had learned from his twin daughters not long ago.

If the other party is curious, instead of letting her pry with a trace of suspicion in her heart, it is better to directly show her true face, and then use clever words to dispel the last doubt in the other party's heart, and produce "Ah, look at the other party's upright appearance, it doesn't look like that." He was lying, and he really recognized the wrong person."

Yes, this is the legendary Mirror Flower, Water Moon tactic! !

By the way, the so-called "Flower in the Mirror, Moon in the Water" tactic is a tactic in which someone with a mortal level IQ really can't think of a suitable and appropriate name, so he randomly chooses an ambiguous and profound name that seems close to him in an attempt to fool him.

By the way, when will I get over my bad habit of complaining about myself, you bastard!

"Huh?!!"

Sure enough, it seemed that she didn't expect that she had tried her best to pry but got nothing, but the other party would reveal his true face so readily, and Tia was shocked. ,

"How about it? Not only the figure, but also the face is exactly the same as the Fanfan you mentioned? In that case, I'm really sorry, but..."

At the end of the sentence, my tone suddenly condensed and became heavy. It felt as if I suddenly recalled yesterday when I was standing in a public toilet when my old enemy suddenly appeared from the corner of the toilet. Their eyes met, and both of them trembled, but it was only about the fact that they wet their hands that they felt like they had lost money.

It seems that this metaphor is a bit subtle, so...

"But...but?!"

Shocked by the dullness in his tone, Tia couldn't help but follow her own pace.

"But, isn't this setting often seen in novels? Newly born twins are forced to be separated and raised in different countries. They know that they have a twin brother (younger brother), and they always look forward to meeting each other one day. , the ruthless flames of war covered these two countries. Two brothers, each serving as a soldier of the country, met on the battlefield under the influence of fate and started fighting, regardless of the outcome.

The moment each other's sword penetrated each other's heart, the helmets on their faces finally slipped off, and they saw each other's faces. The emotions of horror, unwillingness, sadness and regret instantly overwhelmed the two brothers, but in the end, they showed satisfaction. With a smile, I thought to myself - ah, although it is such a sad and regretful thing, at least at the moment before death, we can finally reunite our brothers and die in the hands of our closest relatives. God is not unkind to us. Thin, left with a smile like this, and finally turned into two shining stars in the sky.

Since then, countless brothers who were separated in the war have been reunited under the illumination and pulling of these two stars..."

I don’t know why, while telling this casually woven story, the figure of Aleus suddenly pops up in my mind, and then I wonder if Aleus hears this story, what will happen to his mind full of rotten things? What a terrible inspiration.

A shuddering feeling suddenly surged through my body. Sure enough, that four-character mantra of a naturally stupid rotten girl had left an indelible shadow in my heart? No, wuwu~~

Thinking about this, he raised his head, only to find that the little girl was looking up at him with clenched fists, and her big eyes were filled with mist.

"..."

Hey, although I have some confidence in my ability to make up stories, it’s not to this extent.

"It's so touching. I didn't expect that Fanfan would have such a touching experience, Tia... Tia... wuwu~~~~"

You must have made a mistake somewhere. What I just said was just a metaphor. If it were really my own experience, then I should turn into a star in the sky and look at you now. After all I have said, you are still Don't want to give up?

Looking at Tia who was constantly choking, I didn’t know where to start complaining.

"But it's great that Fanfan is okay."

Wiping the corners of my eyes, I was caught off guard. This little girl still rushed forward, passed her two slender arms under her ribs, hugged me hard, and gave me a counterattack style of holding her in her arms.

Everything has returned to its original point, and the words that I have just spent so much effort to weave are in vain.

With a sigh, I held Tia's little hand, and under the angry looks of the group of mage bodyguards behind me, I kept walking through the crowd, and finally came to a place with few people.

"How did you recognize me?" I turned around and asked curiously, taking off my hat.

"Well, a girl's sixth sense is very scary."

The little girl gently shook her index finger and answered in a remarkable tone.

With such a familiar tone, do you, little one, want to challenge me, who is known as the "God of the Seventh Sense"? Huhuhu, only this foolish courage is worthy of admiration.

"Speaking of which, do you Horadric tribe still lack clothes?"

I pointed at Tia's tight leather jacket that looked like a leopard girl's. The girl's bulging breasts were wrapped in a leather jacket that was about a foot wide. Her shoulders and waist were completely exposed, and the tight leather pants only just covered it. A little below the thigh, only the round and straight buttocks are tightly wrapped, exposing a pair of slender thighs with beautiful lines underneath.

This kind of dress may only be considered sexy in the original world, but from the perspective of dark people, it is still a bit too revealing, especially for a dynamic beauty like Tia, who is even more eye-catching when walking on the street, and Why is he still wearing a sheathed dagger at his waist? Doesn’t this look more like the daughter of the Orion family? For those who don't know, it would be impossible to guess that this little girl will turn out to be a genius mage who has mastered soul magic! !

"Let me tell you, your Horadric clan is not short of clothes, right? You can give me a little change, don't you like the mage robe very much?"

I pointed at a group of mages in bright mage robes behind her, and sighed helplessly. In the past, the Horadric tribe was in a closed state and lacked cloth to make clothes. It was not strange for Tia to dress like this, but now that it has clearly integrated with the alliance, Tia is Still going his own way, not taking his noble status as a mage into consideration at all.

"I like the mage robe very much, but it's also good like this. It allows you to move freely. Although the mage robe is good, it's always a little uncomfortable to wear it. What? Isn't this good?"

Dia blinked her innocent eyes and looked at me pitifully and asked.

"No...it's not like I can't..."

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has such doubts, but they were all defeated by Tia's expression.

"By the way, Fanfan, Fanfan, let's go shopping in Kurast together, how about it?!"

Tia blinked, and suddenly came over happily, holding my arm and kept asking.

"Okay, okay, but you have to promise me one thing. You can't expose my identity."

"good!!"

The little girl nodded heavily, and her serious look gave me a little more confidence in her.

So, just like that, in the world between me and the little ghost, there was an extra chirping little girl... accompanied by a large group of intimidating mages behind her.

"I said, doesn't this make Tia more conspicuous? It's time to give up this over-protection."

I couldn't help but turn around and said to the leading mage A who was following behind.

"How can this be done? Kurast is in such chaos now, how can I rest assured that the eldest lady stays here alone."

After the middle-aged mage finished speaking, he seemed to be frightened by the dangerous atmosphere he created. He immediately showed a nervous expression and nervously guarded his surroundings, as if an assassin was really sneaking up.

"Um...I can understand your caution, but if you protect her like this, Tia will never be able to stand alone."

"That's right... Besides, Fanfan is here too, don't you still believe in his strength?"

Dia, who was holding my arm tightly next to me, quickly agreed. It seemed that she had already had enough of the collective tailing of this group of mages.

"I dare not take it seriously. How could we doubt Elder Fan's strength? It's just..."

The leading mage hesitated for a while, and finally proposed a method of breaking it into parts, changing from nearby protection to scattered accompanying. Anyway, most of the mages here are above the fourth level. If there is any emergency, they can teleport over. Very fast too.

In short, although we didn't get what we wanted, these mages who made Dia and I stand out finally disappeared behind us.

"Hey, little ghost..."

After walking a few steps, I once again focused my attention on the necklace, and the "huohuo" fighting sounds and whirring punches of a certain little saint still came out from inside. It seemed that she had been completely stimulated by the enemy she had hit. Selfless training in preparation for war.

"..."

Although in terms of strength, I am not optimistic about this little saint at all, but at this time, I just need to silently bless her from outside.

"By the way, Tia, let's go somewhere first."

After wandering around the West End Trade Market for a while, I once again bought a lot of fresh fruits and strange things, such as Godzilla meat and white devil meat that comes with a magic girl staff. I won’t go into detail one by one. Complained.

But when I think of the magic girl wand, I think of the tragedy of Finny again. It’s rare to come to Kurast, so I’ll go and see her. With the tragic fate she has been burdened with, she might miss this time and never come back again in the future. I can’t see him anymore either, alas.

So, I suggested to Tia that since it was almost noon anyway, it would be a good idea to go to the Green Forest Bar for lunch.

Following a large number of people of different races, we arrived at the Adventurer Platform, which seemed to be a bit more crowded. We finally reached the entrance of the Green Forest Bar, and there was already noise coming from inside.

Wow wow~~, it seems to be very lively, but every bar is the same at this time, so I can only make do with it. Maybe I can get a better position by relying on Feini's relationship.

Without thinking about it anymore, I took Tia and pushed open the bar door, and a wave that boiled the air suddenly rushed towards me.

This is really... can only be described as heroic. Looking at the bustling scene inside, Tia and I were stunned at the same time, hesitating whether to go in or not.

"Meow~~"

Suddenly, there was a scream in the noise. Needless to say, this kind of exclamation can be said to have become a special habit of a certain transvestite, and the owner must be Fini.

When I looked around, I saw the dazzlingly beautiful Fini, who was wearing a maid uniform and a lace scarf. She was dragging a tray with one hand, and the other hand was tightly covering her buttocks, looking like she had just been raped by a lustful guest. A touch of shame on the butt.

It's not like it's true, but it's true. Behind Feini, an adventurer who was obviously drunk seemed to have been killed by Feini's "meow" when she looked back, and he was showing a dumbfounded look. Looks like, if it were a comic book character, his eyes would definitely be bulging out in the shape of red hearts.

“Zizzizi~~~”

The next moment, this cowardly adventurer was pointed at by the blushing Feni wand (magical girl wand), and immediately lay down with his whole body charred.

Some people may have forgotten that when they first met, Feini was already a level 36 wizard. Although she has less time to go out on adventures due to the awakening of her transvestite attributes over the years, she is now only level 38.

However, the various weird and useful skills, knowledge and experience she learned as a wanderer were enough to make her almost unmatched among the adventurers in Kurast.

Therefore, for those adventurers who have just arrived in Kurast and do not know the depth yet, this tomboy is both a beautiful creature and a dangerous creature.

"You...you woman!!"

The adventurer's teammates who were electrocuted to a crisp saw their comrades knocked down. They were surprised, but the feelings of life and death as comrades made them subconsciously stand up and glare at Feini.

"What the hell, do you want to bully the minority with more people?"

"How dare you guys bully Feini!!"

"You rookies, do you still have the self-esteem of adventurers?"

The next moment, most of the men in the bar stood up and stared at these adventurers who did not know whether to live or die. A few guys wanted to take the opportunity to go up and kill the frightened ones, revealing Chu Chu who made all the men couldn't help but howl like a wolf. A certain little transvestite who was in a pitiful state was held in her arms and was thrown to the ground by other adventurers nearby. They started to struggle, and the bar became a chaotic situation.

"What...what on earth is going on?!"

Those few adventurers who seemed to have just arrived in Kurast did not expect that they had just scolded them and became public enemies. At this time, they were stared at by dozens of old adventurers from Kurast. , my head is a little confused.

Who is this maid that allows so many adventurers to protect her like this?

However, a few people are not stupid. In this case, challenging the bottom line of these angry adventurers is obviously irrational behavior, so a few people can only help their teammates who were scorched by electricity, pay the bill and leave in a hurry.

"No... I'm sorry, Feini has caused trouble for everyone again, nya~~"

After calming down, Feini, who still had a hint of shyness on her face, tapped her head lightly with her little hand, stuck out her tongue at the adventurers who stood up for her, and showed a perfect smile.

"Ohhhhhhh-!!"

The adventurer who was bound to be killed by this scene could only let out an unconscious roar of excitement, with a fanatical and loyal expression of "Serving Princess Feni is the meaning of our existence in this world."

"Gender is not a problem, Feeney, please marry me, I will make you happy forever."

The adventurer, who was a little calmer, took the opportunity to make a declaration of love.

"Ah? Ah?! What did you say?! Let my Feini marry a man like you? Try again?" The adventurer next to him immediately glared at the adventurer who spoke.

"What? [Your Feini]?! Tell me if you have the guts?" The adventurer next to him immediately raised eyebrows at the adventurer next to him.

The bar was once again in chaos.

"..."

What's going on with this scene that only appears in comics? Having said that, even though she knows how lethal Fini is to men, even though she often says "No man can resist the beauty of this fox if he is willing," she is still a love idiot. The arrogant little fox also regards him as a powerful enemy.

I just didn't expect that this guy already has so many fans, or it can be said that he is a personal guard.

It seems like... I'm in a place I shouldn't be.

Standing at the door, looking at the chaotic bar inside, I thought blankly, and for some reason, I felt that I would rather stay with the rotten girl Aleus than have anything to do with this tomboy.

No, it should be said that it would be great if I could say goodbye to these two guys.