Diablo Destruction

When I saw this colorful light again, I almost forgot to breathe. It was unmistakable. It was the same scene as when Tarasha's protective lacquer armor appeared, that surging power, that extremely powerful The momentum is a sight that can only be seen when the artifact appears.

But, what exactly is the fateful person Tualatin mentioned? According to the current situation, as long as this switch is pressed, the box will open and the artifact will appear. So, what is the method and standard for this "destined" determination?

Maybe, if you are not a destined person, if you press it, there will be no reaction, or maybe a scary face will pop out of the stone box. After all, it is the craft of a master of artifacts, and the mechanism is beyond the imagination of a mere mortal like me. .

The doubts in my heart for a moment were soon filled with great joy and curiosity. Now, the only thing I hope is that the level requirement of this artifact is not too high, otherwise it will only be like Tarasha's protective lacquer armor. Like the Bug Sword, it was kept cold in the palace, and I sighed with joy.

With excitement, joy, and even the mentality of pilgrimage, I walked towards the stone box step by step. I felt that every step was so heavy, as if hanging a huge boulder, leaving clear footprints on the hard stone.

Breathing gradually became heavy and messy.

Stopping in front of the stone box, I stared at the artifact lying there quietly through the seven-colored light. I don't know how many years have passed, and I don't know how many adventurers shed tears and blood.

After wiping my hands over and over again on clean clothes, I finally reached into the stone box with trembling hands, held the mysterious artifact that emitted dazzling light in my palms, and slowly took it out.

Why did you leave the stone box? The colorful light of the artifact suddenly dimmed a lot, but the light became softer and rounder, which made me think of one word: the ceremony of recognizing the master.

Damn, it was a bit too exaggerated. I giggled blankly, I couldn’t help it, this is the legend. The halo of the protagonist stands above the character.

Thanks to the dimming of the light, I finally saw the shape of the artifact clearly. Haha, it turned out to be the same shape as what appeared in my mind, a square shape that was a bit like a trapezoid.

This is the victory of man’s seventh sense!

However, this shape looks familiar. It is narrow and wide at the top, and widens from top to bottom. It has a slightly trapezoidal structure, with a ^ cross in the middle below, which looks like...

It's definitely not a weapon. What kind of equipment is it and where is it going? What does it do?

Looking at the shape of the artifact, an item that I really don't want to associate with it, involuntarily emerged in my mind, and I quickly shook my head. Shake this delusional thought away.

By the way, maybe it's a belt. Although it's a bit longer, wider, and bigger, it's a sacred weapon. It should have the characteristics of a sacred weapon. If you wear it like this. Doesn't it smell a bit like the monkey's tiger skin skirt in Journey to the West? It’s also pretty good-looking.

The words "People must not be judged by their appearance" flashed in my mind. I kept guessing the purpose and location of this artifact, and suddenly I slapped myself on the head.

Really, my brain was stunned by the artifact. Wouldn’t it be obvious just by looking at its properties?

I took a closer look, and the powerful attributes of the artifact were finally revealed in my eyes.

Underwear worn by God (artifact)

Defense: -1

Level requirement: -1

Strength point requirement: -1

Agility point requirement: -1

Attributes: Underwear worn by God, worn for a long time, has a certain aphrodisiac effect.

Explanation: Because they are worn underwear. So there is yellow stuff stuck on it.

Additional skill - beauty attack: lift the skirt within 0.01 seconds (must wear a black lace miniskirt). Revealing your underwear to your opponent will have a certain chance of shocking them. Fall into a state of immobility unable to attack.

Additional skill - Tualatin's Taunt: You were taunted by the great dwarf prince Tualatin.

"..."

"…………"

"………………"

Yeah, yeah, this must be because I'm dazzled, or it's just a disguised appearance of the artifact. Only by being truly recognized by it can it show its true appearance.

I fiddled with this "underpants-like" artifact, even biting my finger and dripping a drop of blood, but there was still no response. Moreover, there were a few yellow lumps on it, which were emitting residues from the digestive system of organic organisms and passing through them. The subtle smell of objects excreted by the excretory organs.

Raise your head and take a deep breath, raise your middle finger to the sky, one, two, three, the rant begins!

"Why are these underwear worn by 'God', you bastard!!!"

Um? It doesn’t feel right, the subtlety doesn’t seem to hit the point, let’s do it again, take a deep breath…

"Why are these 'worn' underwear, you bastard!!"

No, it still feels like a fist is empty. I take another deep breath...

"Why 'underwear' you bastard!!!!!!!!!"

bingo, that’s what it feels like!

"Furthermore, what's going on with this defense and demand? What's going on with these incidental attributes? Is God already old and weak? Is he already 'defunct'? What's going on with that yellow and sticky stuff on top? God is too lazy to wash? Or are you talking about disposable underwear? God uses artifact-level disposable underwear? It’s too luxurious, it’s too luxurious, you bastard.”

Take one last deep breath...

"What is the skill of beauty attack? Why are there restrictions on wearing miniskirts even though they are men's underwear? There are also super specific restrictions on color and style!! I'm afraid this skill consumes not mana, but a man's dignity. Start preparing to use it. By that time, the dignity value had plummeted to negative numbers!

The last additional skill made me seem to see Tualatin's old face on his underwear. The yellow spots turned into his bared yellow teeth, and he smiled evilly, as if his evil plan was successful. appearance.

The anger value suddenly exceeded the maximum, and he went crazy.

"Malagby's picture! La! Ding! You are a guy who gave birth to a son without an asshole. Curse your son to be called Cy Young, curse your grandson to be called Pentium, curse your great-grandson to be called Core, curse your whole family to be named Cherry! !”

Ho ho ho—! !

In the center of the altar, I saw a crazy person, dancing around with a crystal sword, hacking randomly, and kicked the stone box away...

"yawn!!!"

In the Skinning Forest of Kurast. The little fox team that had just killed a small group of smokers and the paladin Maragobi who was cleaning up the battlefield suddenly sneezed loudly.

"What's wrong?"

The beautiful eyes like water flowed, and the little fox looked over with a confused tone. Can the Paladin catch a cold? This is a strange thing.

"It's nothing, I always feel like someone is talking about me somewhere..."

Malagubi rubbed his nose desperately, and countless question marks seemed to float on his tilted head.

After going crazy for a while, I stopped panting. Looking at the fresh sword marks scratched by his own crystal sword on the altar, as well as the mottled marks of old weapons.

When I first saw the altar, I thought these old traces were traces of the previous adventure teams fighting here for the artifact. I even made up a picture in my mind of a bloody fight for the artifact, and even their own agendas. The tragic scenes of mutual suspicion and cannibalism, the faint traces, seem to tell the vicissitudes of history and the greed of human nature.

However I was wrong. These weapon traces have no sad history at all, nor are they of any value as a lesson. They are clearly traces left by adventurers who, like me, went crazy after being deceived.

Damn Tualatin, damn it.

etc! !

In other words, many adventurers have been fooled before? The thing is, only some really bad-tempered bastards would create these. Who put this super fake and shoddy artifact?

I suddenly remembered the box Tualatin gave me before he left, and what he told me.

"You must wait until you reach your destination and find the artifact, or you really haven't found it before you can open it. Otherwise, it will be regarded as a failed test."

So that’s it, I seem to understand what’s going on?

I suddenly took out the delicate little wooden box. put it on the floor. When I opened it, it was as expected. A burst of colorful light came out from inside the box and through the cracks in the opened wooden box, once again illuminating the entire altar.

Inside the wooden box, lying quietly was an "artifact" shaped like a bull's horn!

Doug's slobber (artifact)

Attack: -1-0

Level requirement: -1

Strength requirement: -1

Agile requirements: -1

Attributes: +99 Bragging skill level

Explanation: The soul of Doug is attached to it. If you carry this object, bragging will be like a divine aid. Your voice will not kill you, and your saliva will spray you to death.

Additional skill - Impressive voice: It can amplify the holder's voice ten times, with a certain chance of distorting the truth. The effect is related to the holder's basic voice.

Additional skill - gushing saliva: When the holder is at a loss for words, he can spit out animated saliva to drive away the enemy.

(Note: This skill has a 90% chance of affecting innocent viewers. On this basis, there is a 99% chance of triggering a full-screen taunt, and a 100% chance of entering the siege route. Please judge the strength of both the enemy and ourselves before using it, and use it with caution)

Additional skill - Tualatin's taunt: Let's continue Tualatin's taunt.

it is as expected……

But, why does Tualatin know Doug? One of them is a Bastion squatting in the demon fortress, and the other is a cowhide king who is still fighting in Lugaoin. Logically speaking, there should be no intersection. Is there anything in it? Gay love...oh, no, inside love?

Holding Doug's saliva corner in my hand, I stared at it blankly for an unknown amount of time. I suddenly stood up, lifted up the stone box that I kicked far away, put it back in place, and carefully inspected it several times. Repeatedly until it completely matched the traces just now, he took two steps back with satisfaction.

At this time, I had no idea that a black aura was emitting from my body, and my eyes were narrowed, like a butcher sharpening his knife while looking at the lamb being slaughtered.

Carefully wipe the stone box clean inside and out. Then he solemnly placed "Doug's saliva corner" inside, adjusted the position, and then slowly closed the lid of the stone box.

Then, I gently pressed the switch in the corner, and the lid of the seamless stone box suddenly opened, bursting out with colorful light, just like when I first opened it.

Great, close the lid again. He checked it over and over with his eyes until there was nothing missing.

I'm afraid the previous group of adventurers acted exactly like me when they put the "underwear worn by God" inside.

This is human nature. I look up and look far away.

Then, I picked up the dirty colorful underwear, put it into the wooden box and put it away, and then tore open the return scroll. The figure disappeared into the blue light pillar.

The light burst out, and the next moment, the stern and majestic buildings of the Demon Fortress and the gray sky appeared in my eyes.

correct. I almost forgot. Now that the anger gauge is full, let's do one thing that must be done first.

"Brother, do you mind opening the teleportation station in the River of Fire for me?"

I suddenly turned around. He put his arm around the teleportation array mage's shoulder, and the snarky look on his face clearly exuded the underworld atmosphere of "You'd better be wise and obedient. This will be good for you and me, otherwise...".

"This, Your Excellency Elder, Master Akara said..."

The poor mage I had my shoulder on was the same one I met last time. At this time, under the pressure of my malicious momentum, with sweat pouring from my forehead, I tried to use the Akara Guanyin statue to continue to suppress me, the monkey.

"Then you tell her that if you don't open it for me, don't let me do the work anymore. Now. Immediately. Log in and activate it for me immediately!"

You guy, don’t you know how negative my character value is? You want me to break the record in the City of God’s Punishment, right? Isn't it true that I can break the unlucky adventurer's record of 729 lightning strikes? Let me tell you, there is no way!

This poor little mage, who had never withstood such underworld-like persecution, had no choice but to register my name under my fierce gaze with a sad face. This also means that when I have to complete the mission of the Demon Fortress in the future, , you can teleport directly to the River of Fire, without having to go through the City of God's Punishment.

As for Akara, she is not willing to say anything over such a trivial matter. We are all old acquaintances. She knows where my bottom line is, and under normal circumstances, I am slightly inclined to accept it, as long as it is not too big. Excessive things are all done like an old scalper, working hard without complaint, although I, an old scalper, really want to live a life of eating and waiting to die...

Ear? I seemed to have revealed some secrets that I shouldn't have revealed just now, was it my misunderstanding?

In short, a full anger gauge can be regarded as a meritorious service.

With angry steps, I returned to my small hotel. The heavy footsteps made the wooden stairs click, attracting the attention of a large number of tourists.

"Brother Wu, you are back!!"

The familiar and loud footsteps caught Linya's attention. She opened the door to her room, stuck her head out and looked over. When she saw that it was me, she immediately showed a kind and pleasant smile, just like an attentive wife welcoming her husband home. In general, he came up.

It seems that she did as she said before leaving and stayed in her room obediently, this smart but confused little fool.

There was a hint of doting smile in the expressionless eyes. I suddenly reached out my hand, hugged Linya who came up to me, and kissed her on her smooth forehead.

"Baby Linya, I've wronged you."

Then she let go and continued to stride forward with Linya's cute expression full of blushes and questions in her mind.

"Cousin Meow, are you back Meow... Meow Meow...?"

Feini, who was a few rooms away from Linya, also opened the door and poked her head in. The bell around her neck jingled with her movements, and then she rushed forward as if she had seen a savior.

I dodge! !

"Meow, why are the treatments so different, Meow?"

Feini threw her body against the wall, and the faint sound of mosquitoes came from between the walls...