Counterfeit Hero

Tian Xingjian smiled and said: "Listen to what you said, I have become a bandit who robbed women of the people. How come this line..." After thinking for a moment, he lifted Milan's chin with his hand and smiled lustfully. Said: "Little lady, follow me and become the wife of Yazhai. I will keep your favorite food, spicy food, and endless glory and wealth... you will be full of steamed buns!" Milan chuckled and spat: "Damn you thief, who wants to eat your steamed buns?" The fat man slurped his saliva and said with a shy face: "How about you become the king of the mountain and I eat your steamed buns?" Milan was stunned, but saw that this bitch was wretched. Staring at his chest with green light in his eyes, he kicked him away in shame, opened the door and said with a sweet smile: "Shameless fat guy... I won't give it to you!" He turned around and walked out. He looked back and said softly: "If you have time... you'd better go find her..."

The fat man watched blankly as Milan entered the room and closed the door. He felt love, gratitude and guilt in his heart, and he had mixed feelings for a while.

The next day, Boswell called early in the morning. This was Tian Xingjian's first class as an assistant professor. The old man was a little worried and called to encourage him, but he didn't know that the fat man was not nervous at all. However, he had no sense of guilt at all about misleading his disciples, and with his thoughts half gone, he slept soundly at night. Walking on the tree-lined path of the college, the fat man hummed a song, feeling relaxed and comfortable.

The military training in the academy has entered the middle stage. In addition to the one-hour routine professional training every afternoon, it is no longer required to gather for military posture, formation, cross-country running and other training. The students seemed to have breathed a sigh of relief, and the whole academy began to become lively. Without the constraints of reserve soldier uniforms, the originally monotonous military academy became colorful, and the girls put on colorful and beautiful clothes. , low neckline, and fluttering skirt corners are all places where the eyes of perverts linger.

Tian Xingjian was wearing a pair of glasses, with his chest raised and his head straight, and he was walking sanctimoniously. The books under his arms made him look a bit bookish. He saw the little perverts in the college tying their shoelaces and tiptoing. , jumping up and down, the fat man felt very contemptuous. How could he become a great nymphomaniac without any professionalism? He really wants to catch these little perverts and show them how convenient it is for senior perverts to use glasses modified with infrared peepers, so that these juniors who have lost all the dignity of their masters can look up at their seniors. Style.

"You take the little white rabbit, and I take the little airplane. Let's exchange toys and play together. I play with your little white rabbit, and you play with my little airplane. We are close and in love with each other. We are good babies." The fat man said an old children's song The performance was extremely lewd and she walked into the comprehensive teaching building.

This class was held in the large teaching and research room. The entire third floor was filled with students from the mecha design department. The members of the mechanical maintenance camp naturally knew this fat man who seemed to have a rather intellectual demeanor. The boys smiled and talked to each other. The idol in the video waved, and some female students automatically jumped in front of the wolf like little lambs to say hello. The fat man greeted them kindly, while secretly suffering, Damn, the underwear is too tight!

A girl asked curiously: "Instructor, what song did you sing just now?" The fat man looked at the curvy girl with a smile, and said kindly: "This is a children's song from the ancient earth, and I know several more. The girl giggled, clapped her hands and said, "Then you can sing another song for us. We have never heard it before."

The fat man looked very kind, nodded and said: "Okay, I will sing another song for everyone." He stared at the person's chest and sang: "Little white rabbit, white and white, red eyes bulging, love He eats carrots and loves vegetables. He is so cute when he jumps around." The girl said doubtfully: "Instructor, you seem to have sung it wrong. It should be a little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears standing up. This song is right for me. I've heard it before." The fat man laughed naively and said: "Where did those ears come from? They are obviously red... those eyes, haha, different versions, different versions." When the girl saw the fat man cheating, she laughed so hard that she shook her body. Buyi said: "Instructor, you are lying. You obviously sang the wrong song and you still said it was a different version. You seem to like the little white rabbit very much." The fat man felt dizzy for a while, and tried his best to push back the nosebleed with his internal strength. He shook his head with a smile and said : "The little white rabbit is cute, the big white rabbit is delicious, they all like it, haha, they all like it!"

At the mention of the White Rabbit, Fatty couldn't help but feel a little sad...

Damn it, why didn’t you think of making such a pair of glasses in the first place? If the Patriarch Tian Boguang knew that his later disciples were so dishonest, he would probably be angry to death. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally blamed it on his lack of experience and let out a long sigh. He felt guilty for not letting down the great expectations of his master. What to know in life. Loneliness, such an adventure was easily let go by myself. Time flies by. When will I be able to see this amazing magic weapon again? The fat man shook his head and walked into the classroom with a sigh.

This was Boswell's first class. In addition to the sullen old man, there were also several female professors from the college, all over forty years old. The fat man was startled as soon as he entered the door. He was secretly glad that he had Take off your glasses, otherwise you will become obsessed with it, and you will lose the joy of life after this cruel blow.

Boswell's lectures were very lively and interesting. He explained the boring design theory in a simple and profound way, which made a group of students fascinated. He looked like a well-educated and gentle man, and from time to time he smiled and looked at the women who were listening affectionately. The professors could only see a group of female professors with dazzling faces and shining eyes. The fat man sat on one side and was filled with emotion. The old man was still attracting bees and butterflies to charge into battle at such an advanced age, and he was not afraid of a stroke. The power of technology was really powerful.

After Boswell finished speaking, the next class was Tian Xingjian's class. After all, the fat man had made some preparations, and the content he taught was all in the fields he was familiar with. In addition, these students had already regarded him as their idol and worshiped him extremely. Not to mention that he had some accomplishments in this area, even if he was talking nonsense, no one would jump out to criticize him. The class ended quickly with laughter. The fat man packed his things and was about to leave when he suddenly heard someone calling him at the door of the classroom. He turned around At first glance, it was Boswell and Hamid standing next to him. Boswell said with a smile: "Today is General Russell's first public class. Not only will all the students and professors in the command department attend, but the military department has also prepared a live broadcast. He asked you to go."

Tian Xingjian was stunned and asked: "Why let me go?" Hamid on the side interjected: "The content of this class is the landing campaign we just implemented in the Galileo system. The general hopes that you will learn from the experience of an ordinary staff officer. Analyze this landing case from a different perspective." Fatty was a little confused. This was a live broadcast. If his beautiful face was exposed to the whole world, what kind of work would he do behind enemy lines? What was Russell thinking? Did he change his mind and not let himself go? He pointed at himself in surprise and said: "Live broadcast, let me tell you, isn't this trying to catch Fatty on the shelves? Did he not consider the issue of me exposing my target or did he not want me to come back alive at all?" Boswell said with a smile. : "General Russell and I are fully confident about your identity. This time we ask you to participate in this live broadcast of the open class. General Russell is considering it out of overall needs. You just need to put your Speak out your point of view, no matter whether it is right or wrong, don’t worry about the rest.”

Following Hamid to the large teaching and research room on the fifth floor, the place was already packed with students attending classes. They lined up in several long lines and were inspected by the guards one by one to ensure that no one brought weapons that could harm Russell. Going in, since Russell was assassinated, the Supreme Command issued a special guidance document for Russell's security work, raising his security level to the same level as the president.

After passing through the inspection-free passage, Russell was already waiting in the professor's lounge next to the teaching and research office. When he saw Tian Xingjian, Russell smiled and motioned for him to sit down and said, "I proposed that you teach this open class as a consultant. , you don’t need to ask why, I can only tell you that this class is of great significance to the overall strategy and your future. Don’t screw it up. The people who come are not only students, but also experts and professors from other colleges. , the military department has also sent many senior military staff, and they are likely to ask questions about you, so don’t be too nervous, just answer them truthfully."

Seeing the fat man's calm expression, Russell nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very good, that's it. You are a bit calm and calm now."

The fat man chuckled and said to himself: "I'm so nervous. I'm not going to the front line and no one will assassinate me. I'm just talking about the landing plan. There's nothing to be nervous about. However, the calculations in the minds of these military strategists are too great." If you know how to dial, you can dial horizontally, ***, or vertically. Such a public lesson can rise to the level of the strategic overall situation, and it is really hard to figure out what other conspiracy he has."

When class time came, Tian Xingjian was dumbfounded as soon as he followed Russell out of the lounge. Why were there so many people?

The large teaching and research room, which can accommodate thousands of people, was packed to the brim. Not only were the seats full, but the corridors and windows were also crowded with students without seats. In the first two rows, dozens of generals and generals were neatly seated. A group of military staff officers of varying ages, in addition to dozens of military academy professors wearing civilian military uniforms, saw Russell coming out. The entire teaching and research room burst into extremely warm and lasting applause. Russell walked calmly with a smile. He came to the podium and waved to everyone, while the fat man behind him turned pale, trembled all over, and had a wretched and unworthy face. The so-called calmness just now was long gone.

Damn it, it’s fun to mislead others, but if you mislead many very powerful students, you will probably get beaten up. This is a big deal. .