Counterfeit Hero

Tian Xingjian was lying on the bed, playing with the equipment. These were electronic components he had just bought and parts disassembled from some household appliances. Milan lived across the street. If he didn't get something for peeping and eavesdropping, what program would he use to entertain himself at night?

Half an hour later, a simple infrared peeping device with a sound collector was successfully debugged. Milan hadn't come back yet, so the fat man looked next door without thinking, "Damn it, why is there no one there?" Just as he was getting annoyed, the door to the room opened and a figure walked in. Judging from the figure, she should be a woman. The fat man drooled innocently. A beautiful prey always made the hunter raise his gun involuntarily, and the fat man also raised his gun. He stood up, then put it down quickly, bah! ***, why does a man walk so coquettishly? Sissy!

The sound of footsteps in the corridor came from the sound collector modified as a fake listener. Fatty picked up the infrared camera and took a look. A beautiful figure walked to the door of Milan's room. Needless to say, it was Milan who was back. Fatty saw She hesitated for a while, without opening the door, but walked gently to her door, leaning her ear against the door, as if eavesdropping on something. She didn't hear anything for a long time, and Milan seemed a little discouraged. She stamped her feet and turned around. He returned to the door of her room, opened the door, looked back at himself, and closed the door angrily. A loud bang made the fat man's ears numb. He quickly took off the headphones and rubbed them. Ears, this sound collector does not have a device that can isolate high-pitched sounds like a listener. If someone puts a bomb at this time, the fat man's ears will be scrapped.

Milan in the peeping device was lying on his door, looking here through the peephole for a long time, then angrily walked to the sofa and sat down, with his hands folded, looking sulky. The fat man put on the headphones and was about to speak. Hearing Milan's voice as if he was talking to himself: "Damn Fatty, if you have the skills, you will live forever..." Suddenly there was interference from the earphones. The sissy next to him was singing while taking a shower. Fatty could only hear Milan's voice intermittently: "It can't be deceived... You can't steal it... It can't be stolen..." The sissy next door still sang lyrically in an off-key voice. The fat man doubted whether the thing he made was a sound collector or a moan collector. There was a mixed noise. "***, you damn sissy, you've made me unhappy twice!" The fat man took off his headphones angrily.

After looking at it, Milan seemed to have no intention of taking a shower. The fat man started to prepare lessons in a depressed manner. This was a task given by the old boring Boswell. Regarding the course on mecha design, if the fat man could teach the theoretical things If so, it would not only be a sin of misleading one's own children, so Boswell very happily asked Fatty to talk about the issues that should be paid attention to when designing mechas for military purposes, and analyzed several mechas as examples.

Bang, bang, there was a faint knocking sound outside the door. Someone was knocking on Milan's door. The fat man jumped up quickly and lay on the peephole of the door to look. The electronic peephole can clearly see the situation outside the door. A lieutenant colonel officer is standing outside the Milan door holding a bouquet of flowers, arranging his hair and collar from time to time. Damn it, the fat man almost exploded with anger. Why did he suddenly risk it? A love rival is here! The door opened, and when Milan saw the lieutenant colonel, he immediately jumped up with joy, cheered, and threw himself into the officer's arms.

Tian Xingjian, who was expecting Milan to throw away the flowers and give the officer two hard slaps, was dumbfounded. He opened the door, rushed up, pulled Milan away from the lieutenant colonel's arms, and pointed at the officer. The lieutenant colonel said angrily: "No matter who you are, I will fight you!" The lieutenant colonel stared dumbly at the fat man who ran out in a pair of underpants. Apparently he had not come back to his senses. He stood with his mouth open and was at a loss. There, Milan, who was held in the arms of the fat man, was the first to react and shouted shyly and angrily: "Let me go!" The fat man was also startled by his impulsive reaction. When Milan screamed, he hurriedly She let go, and for a moment the three of them stood there in dead silence.

The lieutenant colonel who came back to his senses gave Milan a strange look, smiled and said to the fat man: "Who are you? Why do you want to duel with me?" The fat man said angrily: "You don't even know who I am, how can you be the third person?" Or?" The lieutenant colonel was stunned, and pointed at the fat man who was wearing underpants with all his flesh exposed, and looked at Milan with questioning eyes. Milan's face turned red with embarrassment, and he pulled the lieutenant colonel's hand and said, "This man is a Crazy, I don't know him, ignore him!" After saying that, he gave the fat man a hard look, pulled the lieutenant colonel into the room, and slammed the door.

The fat man stood blankly at the door for a long time, murmuring: "I let him into the room, I'm in a big loss!" Back in the room, the sad fat man sighed and said he didn't believe in love, and put on his headphones. , Damn it, the sissy next door is still moaning in pain endlessly. The obscene eavesdropping failed. The fat man used the peeping device to keep spying on Milan and the lieutenant colonel's every move for a second. He even thought about it, if If the lieutenant colonel dares to act rashly, even if he leaves Milan, he will not be able to leave the building. If he can leave the building, he will have to leave his dick behind! As a result, until the lieutenant colonel stood up to say goodbye, he didn't see any intimate behavior between him and Milan. The fat man put down the voyeur with some disappointment, and was quite aggrieved that he couldn't use the topic to his advantage.

Milan was also aggrieved. She sent away the guests, turned around and knocked on Tian Xingjian's door. As soon as the fat man opened the door, Milan's little pink fists hit him hard all over his head and face. The beating made the fat man moan, and he didn't know whether the sound was of extreme pain or extreme comfort.

Seeing that this damn fat man had a strong face, Milan was really helpless and said angrily: "What on earth do you want to do!" The fat man smiled and said: "That pretty face is not a good thing at first glance. I am also worried about you." Milan said coldly. : "You don't need to pretend to be kind. Since you can like others, of course I can too!" The fat man sighed and said sincerely: "My dear, when is the time to repay grievances! Why don't I love you in the past, and you love me in the past, and we will become enemies. It's not appropriate to explain." Milan was so amused by him that he couldn't help but laugh, and then he snorted with a straight face: "It's okay if you don't report, but what about you and Sister An?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, and spoke shamelessly and thoughtfully. Authentic: "We are all children of the world, and we are of a gentle nature, so why should we care too much about it?"

He is strict with others but lenient with himself. There is such a shameless guy in this world. Milan has a headache and feels that he is really being unkind to others. Just when he was about to scold him, he was suddenly pulled into the room by the fat man. Milan said shyly: "Damn it, fat man, what do you want to do?" The fat man said with a smile: "I just heard you say that you can steal if you can't deceive me. Didn't I steal it?" Well, female benefactor, you have fulfilled this little monk's wish." Milan was stunned for a moment, and then thought that with the fat man's ability, it would be too easy to eavesdrop on him. For a moment, he was embarrassed and anxious, and shouted: "Dead man , you..." Before he finished speaking, he was hugged by Tian Xingjian, and his whole body suddenly lost all strength. He fell limply into his arms and cried out. He felt that as soon as he hugged him, his whole day would be different. I could no longer suppress my many grievances, and I felt bitter in my heart. I beat Tian Xingjian's chest and cried: "Have I ever taken care of you, Mei Duo, Niya? Have I ever taken care of you when you have flirted with them? Why should I?" Hiding it from me!" The fat man had the guts to test it. Hearing what she said, he was immediately overjoyed. Seeing her crying sadly, he felt very distressed and said, "I'm not afraid that you will be sad." Milan buried his head and just said She cried so hard in his arms that she choked with sobs and said, "I knew you were obsessed with me, but you shouldn't have hidden it from me. As it is now, how can I expect you to be nice to me in the future! You're not handsome and You damn fat man who has no money and is a jerk, what tricks did you play on me? I...I..." I just felt sad and wronged, and cried harder and harder. .

The fat man is speechless. He neither dares to say that he is wise and martial, nor does he dare to say that this is the result of long-term practice of his psychological tricks on picking up girls. No matter which of these two words he says, , the result is death.

Finally, when Milan was tired from crying, Tian Xingjian hugged her and sat down. He felt guilty about this matter. If Boswell's words hadn't made him think about it just in case, he would have been so persistent. Since then, there has never been such an opportunity to talk to Milan like this. Now he told everything about himself and An Lei. Milan gradually became quiet. After listening to what he said, the two were silent for a while, and Milan just She said softly: "You shouldn't have hidden this from me..." After a while, she raised her head and said: "Women are different from men. If you love someone, you will eventually be devoted... Do you love me..." Her voice was soft. Soft, indescribably charming, indescribably hopeful. Seeing Tian Xingjian nod, Milan smiled, buried her head in his arms again, and said quietly: "Then do you love her..." Tian Xingjian was at a loss. The ground nodded again, sighed and said: "I seem to be very shameless..." Milan pinched him gently and said coquettishly: "What does it seem like, you are simply very shameless..."

The two of them snuggled together quietly, Milan sighed and said: "It's just that I'm obsessed with you, I'm too lazy to care about you..." She gave the fat man a charming look and then said: "Even without Sister An, your romantic Are there any more romances?" The fat man said with a smile: "I don't have any romances... As a fat man with such an angry appearance, who would be interested in me?" Milan sat upright, straightened his skirt and hummed Said: "The person you rescued often calls me. He has never left you, and I don't know what drugs you gave him." She became more and more angry as she spoke, and gently pinched the fat man. The ear said: "With so many women, do you think you will have a good life in the future? Be careful..." A blush flew on her face, she pursed her lips and smiled sweetly: "Be careful of being squeezed dry."

The fat man chuckled innocently: "That's good, I'm worried about not being able to lose weight!" He hugged Milan, breathed into her ear, and said with a smile: "How about you squeeze me dry now?" ." Milan blushed and spat softly: "Damn Fatty, you think so well." After saying that, he smiled coquettishly and broke away from the Fatty's arms, stood up and ran away, but the Fatty caught up and hugged him, Milan felt weak all over and his eyes wandered: "You couldn't steal it... so you robbed it?"