With Love and Time

The game of who is an undercover agent becomes more interesting as you play it. In the end, Luo Xiangdong and Zheng Zeyu were caught in it and couldn't stop themselves.

Many of the hole cards drawn in the round made us laugh at the end. For example, in one round, Wei Zheng was an undercover agent and his hole card was gay. "

Luo Xiangdong looked speechless, and said contemptuously: "No wonder you say that it's okay between women, but he still seems to agree."

Wei Zheng said to me: "I thought yours was the same as mine. I didn't expect that I was an undercover agent. Later, Zeyu told Yichuan it was obviously not, but I couldn't guess what yours was."

Wei Zheng, a smart person who was usually so smart, has now been pitted by this game.

Zheng Zeyu couldn't wait and urged me to say: "Hurry up, Zijin, and go to the next round."

A few of us became addicted to playing, and we played round after round. At the beginning, the undercover agent was not so difficult to find out, but as everyone played for a long time, they became more scheming. Sometimes the undercover agent could guess the commoners’ hole cards and mix with them, which made it difficult to guess and the result That is, if the undercover agent wins, a group of civilians have to drink with them.

In the worst case, I was a commoner four in a row, but the undercover team won four in a row. I drank half a glass of liquor at a time, half a glass at a time, and drank two whole glasses four times.

Liquor is just a pound for me, so I have to drink it to death without fear of being drunk.

Now that three and a half cups of liquor have been consumed, I can already clearly feel that everything in my sight has become a lot slower, even a head-turning movement is like slow motion playback.

It is said that eating fatty meat hangovers, everyone is enjoying the fun, and I am not happy because I can't play with too much alcohol, so I picked up the chopsticks to reach the braised pork on the right front.

After drinking it, I still don’t forget that my fingers were burned and I had to use my mouth to hold my chopsticks.

The chopsticks were handed over, trembling, but they couldn't pick it up.

In the end, Luo Xiangdong helped me pick a few pieces of braised pork with public chopsticks and put them on the plate, and said, "Did you drink too much?"

I smiled and replied: "Where is this?"

As soon as I said this, I felt that I was a bit tall, otherwise my brain would not react, and the words would have been spoken first.

In fact, Luo Xiangdong, Zheng Zeyu and the others do not drink much less than me. The big draft beer has already seen the bottom. They opened a box of beer. Now there are seven or eight beer bottles at Luo Xiangdong's feet.

The wine is drunk more and more, and the atmosphere is getting better and better. I never thought I could eat so high at the same table with Luo Xiangdong.

Really complied with that old saying, Jiu Zhuang was daunting.

After I did not know the first full glass of liquor, I held my chin which was hanging down for almost minutes with one hand, and said with a smile: "Would you like me to tell you some jokes? I have been pointing at these for so many years. A joke is alive."

Zheng Zeyu lost his drunken slender eyes and replied with a smile: "Okay."

I said, "Nezha ran into Monkey King one day, and said to him: Jiang Yao asked if you dare? Guess, what does Monkey King say next?"

Zheng Zeyu said: "Are you not a joke, but a brain teaser?"

I know the answer, so I laughed overwhelmingly, and replied: "The answer is a joke. Guess it quickly."

Wei Zheng was the first to say: "Are you the rescuer the monkey invited?"

I smiled and shook my head: "No."

Zheng Zeyu said, "The demon descending asks if you dare to return what can you do?"

He wondered for himself, I glanced sideways at Luo Xiangdong on the right, smiled and asked, "What about you, have you guessed it?"

Luo Xiangdong leaned on the wooden chair back. Because he drank a lot of wine, his cheeks and eye sockets were slightly red. He had a cigarette in his left hand, but he didn't smoke. I used to hate the smell of cigarettes. Just like my mom never allowed my dad to smoke at home, I have been with Chen Wenhang for seven years and never let him in front of him. Smoke on my face. But I was puzzled. Luo Xiangdong smoked, but I didn't hate him, and even thought that his actions to take the cigarette were so stylish.

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Sure enough, I was drinking too high, and even my mind became more indulgent.

Luo Xiangdong shook his head, looked at me and said, "I can't guess, just tell me."

I looked at the crowd, and finally asked: "You can't guess? Then I can say it."

Wei Zheng nodded: "Let's talk."

I smiled and replied: "Sun Wukong tentatively replied: Love me like you said."

After I finished speaking, I immediately lay down on the table, because it was so funny, my stomach twitched with laughter.

Zheng Zeyu couldn't help but frowned when he didn't understand.

Wei Zheng reacted fastest, he smiled and shook his head. Then Luo Xiangdong also understood. He took a cigarette, and then said, "Liang Zijin, you put a smile on your waistband? Why is it so low?"

Tears of laughter rolled in my eyes, I reached out and wiped it, and then said, "Is this not funny?"

Only Zheng Zeyu didn't understand. He pulled me and asked, "What's the matter? You explain, I don't understand."

I sang while laughing: "I want to ask if you dare to love me like you said. This is not Liu Ruoying's lyrics."

"Oh" Zheng Zeyu suddenly realized, then he was poked and laughed slowly, making it impossible to laugh alone.

Luo Xiangdong swallowed the clouds, he looked at me and said, "Do you have any more advanced jokes?"

I snapped my fingers and said seriously: "Yes, this joke is definitely the bottom of my box."

Zheng Zeyu joined the audience and said with a smile: "Quickly, you made me sore just now, and I have to tell others when I look back."

I tried to sit upright, but I was still feeling soft and had to lean on the back of the chair as much as possible. I glanced over the crowd and saw everyone staring at me. Then I preached: "Say that Xiao Li is going to have a barbecue alone, and he can look like an hour after eating. When the waiter is called, At the checkout, there was only one sign, and the waiter was wondering why he had eaten a skewer for so long, and then after Xiao Li had settled the bill, he smiled slightly and walked away with his new bamboo basket haha"

I just finished speaking, and I couldn't help laughing out loud for the first time.

What I didn't expect was that the second person who laughed was Qin Yichuan who was sitting directly opposite me. You know that it takes him to say a few more words on weekdays, but now he actually smiles at me.

Wei Zheng and Zheng Zeyu laughed next. In fact, Zheng Zeyu's smile is very similar to me. There is almost no resistance to this kind of joke, just like when I heard it for the first time, the laugh was almost awkward.

The room was full of laughter, but Luo Xiangdong teased: "What kind of laughter are you all, shameful."

I glanced at him, and said dissatisfied: "It's you who laughed a little strangely, OK!"

Luo Xiangdong said: "You talk a few more, you can make me amused and count you as great." Baidu Sao Suo#>Pen>Ge—Use love to take time

I said, "Bet on something."

Upon hearing the word gambling, Zheng Zeyu came to be interested, he immediately interjected: "What to bet on?"

Luo Xiangdong said: "She can amuse me, I laugh and have a drink at a time; if she can't amuse me"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "I don't like you, I have a drink for a joke!"

Zheng Zeyu slapped the table and said boldly: "I arrange flowers and the gambler can win. If I lose, I will drink with her."

After that, he turned his head to encourage Wei Zheng to bet with Qin Yichuan. The two of them were so grounded by him that he had to agree to stand on my side with him.

I instantly felt that the burden on my shoulders was so heavy. If Luo Xiangdong is amused, it is not a problem of drinking alone, it is about the face of the four of us. I took a deep breath and revealed the essence of my own jokes.