Wilderness Lucky God

As soon as these words came out, Ye Tian laughed.

Jiang Shuying hurriedly pulled La Dilireba, and Dilireba was stunned for a moment, only to realize that he had said something wrong, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

Ye Tian laughed and received: "Yes, yes, I will be responsible to the end."

The water friends also kept laughing when they saw it.

"Dilraba is so cute."

"Killing me."

"Smile, don't you see people eating delicious food, drinking millions of red wine and showing love to big beauty stars! How about you!"

"MLGB, which pot can't be lifted without opening it! What's your motive!"

"That's because the anchor has the ability. If you don't accept it, you can go too!! You can't starve to death!"

"666666666"

"Hahaha, awesome! Well said!"

System: Extra Mission Progress: 60/100! The third dish: Baked crocodile! Reward: 100w cash!

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, ouch! There is still such a reward, just plug one million in cash directly to me.

"System! Do you TM don't know what to give away, and then you gave me one million in cash!" Ye Tian said in his heart.

System: "You don't want it? Then I take it back!"

Ye Tian was stunned, and quickly said, "Don't bother! No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat! I laughed and accepted it, haha!"

Looking back at the poor water friends, Ye Tian said with a smile, "Hey, the anchor went to think about food two days ago, and didn't tell jokes to the water friends, why don't I tell you a few now!"

When the water friends heard it, they immediately became interested.

Ye Tianyin sighed, and then said: "In the past, a female spy was caught by the enemy, and then the enemy forced her to write a letter by her superior, which led the superior to take the bait, and in desperation, the female spy could only write. However, after the female spy finished writing, she secretly pulled out a hair clip from her private parts and put it in the letter. After seeing the letter, the commander thought for a long time! Then he suddenly realized! Say two words: conspiracy!"

"6666666666"

"666666666666"

"Talent, hahaha!"

"Pfft, hahahaha! Conspiracy! 6666666!"

"I'm dying of laughter, awesome! Awesome!!"

Ye Tian packed up his emotions and continued: "I'll tell you a real story next, just two years ago, when I came home at night, I passed a car, and a man and a woman were sitting in the car. They looked very hot and took off their clothes. Now, the woman's expression is very uncomfortable, she seems to be dying of lack of oxygen, the man is doing artificial respiration with his mouth to his mouth, and life is at stake. , I keep shouting who it is! Who is it! But I have already gone far, spreading positive energy and filling the world with love, don't ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng's brother! Detonator!"

"Hahaha, anchor, you are killing yourself!"

"666666, you have to laugh at labor and capital."

"MLGB, stinky boy! You were the one who smashed the glass of my car back then!! Let me catch you!"

"Hahaha, 66666666!"

"It won't be real!"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and quickly said: "Cough cough, the anchor is just telling a joke, it's not a real thing or a real thing, the weather is good today, the anchor will tell you two more. A bus is driving on a rugged mountain road. It was getting dark, and the man in the car woke up from his sleep... Suddenly, he found that the tourists in the car had disappeared, and even the driver had disappeared, while the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled all over. , shouted loudly: There is a ghost! There is a ghost! Suddenly there is a voice from the car window, you are the size, the car is broken, we are all pushing down, you are the only one sleeping."

"666666"

"66666666"

"Yes, haha."

"The neighbor's little sister came to play at home,

The little nephew was so happy that he took out his treasured nutrition express, poured a glass for the little girl, and then took a little bit for himself with the bottle cap, and clink the glass with the little girl. . . After drinking, the little nephew still pretended to be drunk, and his body was staggered. The little girl was very happy and laughed at him: "This is milk, not wine, you won't get drunk." The little nephew replied: "It's you The little dimples on my face make me drunk." The little girl smiled even more happily. . . . I stared blankly at the side. . . "

"Hahaha, 66666!"

"No wonder I'm single all my life."

"Are all children so precocious now!"

"6666666666."

Ye Tian shook his head with a smile and said, "Okay, the joke is over, it's almost time, see you tomorrow."

After closing the live broadcast room, Ye Tian lay lazily on the bed, but fortunately, after working for so long, the results did not disappoint him.

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba also lay up later.

This is the first time Ye Tian is awake and lying together with Jiang Shuying Di Lieba. Before that, he either fainted or fell asleep first.

This is the real thing, and it's a little embarrassing.

Ye Tian turned his head to look at the two of them, the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, just when Ye Tian was at a loss, Jiang Shuying moved over to Ye Tian, ​​hugged Ye Tian tightly, and hugged Ye Tian's stomach .

After Dilireba saw it, he pouted and came up with a dissatisfied look.

Ye Tian can't take it anymore, this happiness came too suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly seemed to remember something, the clothes he was wearing were the ones he wore when he came here, so in his trouser pocket...

Ye Tian moved his hand slowly, put his hand in his trouser pocket and felt it for a long time, but couldn't find it.

"Hey!~ I remember it was in this trouser pocket! Why is it missing!" Ye Tianzheng muttered.

Jiang Shuying suddenly asked, "What are you looking for?"

Ye Tian was stunned and said quickly, "It's nothing, my thighs are numb."

Jiang Shuying covered her mouth and smiled, and then said, "You wouldn't be looking for that thing!"

Ye Tian was shocked and said quickly, "How is it possible! What are you thinking about! Ouch, my feet, oh no, I'm too tired, I'm going to sleep."

Ye Tian closed his eyes as he spoke, but Ye Tian regretted it the next second.

"Damn it, Ye Tian! You're not so stubborn at ordinary times, why do you lose the chain at a critical moment! It's really useless!" Ye Tian scolded himself inwardly.

Jiang Shuying watched Ye Tianzhen go to sleep, and closed her eyes.

After a long time, Ye Tian suddenly woke up. After waking up, Ye Tian was surprised to see that Jiang Shuying was staring at him at this time, and Jiang Shuying's hand had been put into his pants.

Ye Tian's head exploded with a buzz, and he reacted instantly.

Jiang Shuying was stunned and startled: "Okay... big."

Ye Tian couldn't care about anything anymore at this time, he stretched out his hand and started to swim back and forth on Jiang Shuying's body. Jiang Shuying closed his eyes and pursed his lips, seeing that Ye Tian was even more prosperous.

Unknowingly, Ye Tian's hand was placed on Jiang Shuying's charming thighs, and Ye Tian wanted to touch them for a long time.

This evening finally got his wish, and then Ye Tian became more courageous and slowly put his hand into Jiang Shuying's shirt. This was Ye Tian's first time touching a woman's white rabbit. Ye Tian found it very soft and comfortable.

Jiang Shuying suddenly couldn't help but gasp twice, which really made Ye Tian dizzy and couldn't find Bei.