Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian smiled and said: "If my guess is correct, this person should have chosen the wrong wood. It is better to choose some hard wood, which is more likely to generate heat when rubbing, but soft wood is not good. It's ground off before the drill heats up."

When the water friends hear it, they will really understand this principle!

"6666666"

"No wonder that guy didn't have a fart."

"Hey, go tell him that you are good at it, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!"

"Hahaha, I'm not going."

Ye Tian shook his head. After turning off the two videos, he was lying on the bed, the rain was still falling, and he didn't know when it would be a head.

System: "(Complete) Side Mission 1 (Focus) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"

System: "Second quest (attract water friends with delicious food) progress: 75/100!"

System: "(Completed) branch line task three (water transfer project) progress: 100/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Mission 4 (Find the cave) Progress: 100/100!

System: "Main quest completion (total progress): 60/100!"

System: Congratulations to the host for completing side quest 1, get a reward: Universal Antidote X5!

Ye Tian was suddenly startled, looking at the reward given by the system, he couldn't help but be surprised and detailed.

"Universal antidote? Can you borrow any poison!" Ye Tian asked in his heart.

System: "That's right, theoretically you won't be able to use it anymore, use it to pretend, thank you!"

The corners of Ye Tian's mouth twitched unconsciously, but something is better than nothing, and it doesn't cost anything.

More importantly, Ye Tian knew how to use this thing. If he bought it, it would not be expensive!

Looking at the time, Ye Tian smiled and said, "Hey hey, that's all for today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow!"

"Wait! Anchor! We want to hear jokes, we want to hear jokes!"

"Yes, yes, I didn't say it before, and you have to say it twice before the broadcast every day!"

"I live on this little thing, anchor!! Tell me two!"

Ye Tian smiled, but felt embarrassed to touch the back of his head, he did often forget about it.

"Cough, since that's the case! Okay! The anchor will tell you two! It is said that there is a young man who has the habit of eating late-night snacks. Every night at ten o'clock, he will order the barbecue at the barbecue stall downstairs. This day, this The young man looked down from the window and saw that the owner of the barbecue stall didn't open the door today, so the young man called the owner and asked him why he hadn't come. The feeling of being free and being my own boss, until I met you, I suddenly had a feeling of going to work!"

As soon as Ye Tian finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly active.

"Hahahaha, I suddenly feel like going to work, it's so funny!"

"I'm dying of laughter, is this a joke!"

"66666666666"

"Hahahaha, I can't do it! Hahaha! Every time the anchor tells a joke, I can laugh and laugh. My family thinks I'm mentally ill."

"Hahaha, 6666666!"

"Hahahaha, MDZZ!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage and couldn't help but laugh.

"Cough, cough, tell me one more thing! Listen carefully, during the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiaoming, if you are the first in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend, and after the whole class hears it , all put down the pen silently, intending to hand in the blank paper, Xiaoming looked at Xiaohong, who weighed 180 pounds, and silently tore off the test paper and ate it... Xiaohong smiled slightly and wrote her own test paper. After hearing Xiao Ming's name, teacher Li, the head teacher, tore up the test paper in front of the serious-looking principal.

The principal nodded with satisfaction and then blinked at Xiao Ming shyly and silently. Xiao Ming cast a look at Teacher Li for help. In the end, the next day, the school reported that the director of the Academic Affairs Office had beaten the principal, so the principal not only did not He punished the director of the Academic Affairs Office and gave the director's wife a sum of money to travel abroad. Xiao Ming's father came to the school to find Xiaohong's theory after learning about this. In the end, Xiao Ming's father and Xiao Ming's mother divorced. Married Xiaohong, and since then Xiaohong has become Xiaoming's stepmother! And after Xiaohong came to Ye Tian's house, she confessed to Xiaoming's mother, I did everything to get close to you! "

"...Wait! I'm a little messed up! Want me to stroke it."

"This TM relationship is a bit complicated, I'm so messed up!"

"Oh, I'm going, why am I so faint! Let me think about it!"

"It's hard to prevent, the old driver is inertial and elegant!? The steering wheel of labor and management has turned bad!"

"Although I haven't understood it yet, it seems to be very powerful."

After Ye Tian watched it, he held back his laughter. The first paragraph was actually what he read before, while the latter part was actually made up by him just now.

Just this kind of joke, old drivers are easy to overturn, not to mention the rookie water friends who are just getting started in this parallel world.

"Cough, cough, let's figure it out slowly! Another day, the anchor will tell you a few dirty jokes. Today, the anchor will close the broadcast. See you tomorrow!"

After speaking, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room.

Although I am still hungry now, I am more drowsy at this time. It is said that rainy days are the most suitable time to sleep, and it is true.

Eighth day to the desert island.

sunny.

The first thing Ye Tian did when he woke up was to open the task progress.

System: "(Complete) Side Mission 1 (Focus) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"

System: "Second quest (attract water friends with delicious food) progress: 75/100!"

System: "(Completed) branch line task three (water transfer project) progress: 100/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Mission 4 (Find the cave) Progress: 100/100!

System: "Main quest completion (total progress): 60/100!"

According to Ye Tian's analysis, if I complete the straight line task 2, then the completion rate of the anchor task should be 80%, that is to say, after this task is completed, there may be one or two tasks waiting for me at the end.

Ye Tian decided to finish the second side mission seriously. If he didn't finish it, the final mission probably wouldn't come out.

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were still sleeping, Ye Tian didn't disturb them. After opening the live broadcast room, he said hello to the water friends.

After deciding, take the little monkey and prepare to enter the woods.

Although the rain had stopped, the woods were still wet and the road was still difficult to walk. The little monkey seemed to have a good sleep last night, his spirits were very good, and he kept bouncing back and forth on Ye Tian's shoulders.

This time, Ye Tian didn't go to the slope, but to the swamp. If he asked Ye Tian to climb up again, he would be covered in mud again.

When he came to the vine tree, Ye Tian looked at the place where he cut off the vines last time, and caught a python. Thinking of this, Ye Tian patted his forehead, and the snake skin had been left outside and was soaked in the rain. It's been two or three days, and I don't know what it will be like.