Wilderness Lucky God

Anyway, the three of Ye Tian had a good meal. In the end, Ye Tian said with a smile while drinking red wine: "Hey, water friends, don't be impatient, let me tell you a joke!"

"It's almost there! Hehehe!"

"You still have some conscience!"

"What? Just a joke to kill us! At least two starts!"

"6666666, hahaha!"

Ye Tian shook his head and said: "Okay, two are two. When the get out of class was over, Xiaoming asked the teacher, teacher, teacher, how to do this question, the teacher looked at Xiaoming meaningfully and said, you sleep in get out of class, but after class You even got up and asked me questions, do you know that you are putting the cart before the horse? Xiao Ming scratched his head and said, "Teacher, do you mean that I am listening to ninjas in get out of class and come to sleep with you after class, teacher!"

"Pfft. Hahaha, come to sleep with the teacher after class! 666666"

"66666666666"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard."

"66666, ask the teacher to sleep after class!"

"Thank you [How dare a person who loves to laugh cry] for the application card presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Looking Back and Smile] for the plane x1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Full of Prosperity and Tenderness] for the high-level remuneration presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [very realistic] for the fish ball X2900 presented to the anchor!"

"Cough cough, the anchor will tell you one more thing! There is a girl who is usually controlled by her mother very strictly. Once she was called by her boyfriend to watch a movie, and when she was going out, her mother said: Be smart when you go out and don't be swayed by men. If he takes advantage of you, if he touches you, you say no, and if he touches you, you say stop. The girl said that she remembered it. When she came back in the evening, her mother asked her if she had been taken advantage of. The girl cried and said: I took it, he will be together. Touch me, and I will say as you taught: don't stop, don't stop."

"Fuck, so dirty! Hahaha!"

"It's too dirty, the anchor, you are too dirty!"

"Hahaha, don't stop, don't stop!"

"The anchor is good or bad! Haha!"

After listening to Dilireba, her face was red, but she felt that Ye Tian's joke was funny. Jiang Shuying rolled her eyes directly at Ye Tian, ​​but she still couldn't help laughing.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has now reached the highest level in history, with 660,000 people online and about 600,000 followers.

Compared with some old anchors who have been anchors for a few years, their popularity is much higher. Ye Tian still needs to accumulate. I am afraid that only Ye Tian can use four days to grow his popularity to 600,000!

Ye Tian opened the live broadcast rooms of the other three outdoor anchors. After opening, Ye Tian wanted to laugh. The first anchor was curled up by the seashore at this time, and said to about 10,000 water friends shiveringly: "Anchor It's not cold, but I'll have a fire tomorrow no matter what!"

The second anchor is also a man. This anchor is even more stupid. At this time, he said in the live broadcast room: "Shui friends, it is too cold at night. The anchor suggests that everyone dig a hole on the beach at night and bury their bodies. keep warm."

Ye Tian said with a smile: "The premise is that the temperature of the sand is higher than that of your body! Brother!"

As expected by Ye Tian, ​​after the anchor buried his body, he got out within two minutes.

"Fuck, how come I feel colder and colder after I go in?"

Ye Tian almost didn't laugh out loud.

The third anchor, the girl anchor, looks pretty good. At this time, the girl anchor is eating coconuts, and also found a place that is relatively sheltered from the wind, and also spread a lot of hay, compared to the previous two. As far as the host is concerned, it has been a good time.

At this time, in the live broadcast room of the girl.

"The army of Ye Tian came to round the room!"

"The army of Ye Tian came to propose marriage!"

"Is the anchor really watching this live broadcast room?"

"Yo~ I'm still a girl.

"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, what the hell! These people are moving too fast.

However, after the female anchor saw the barrage, she greeted Ye Tian and said, "Is anchor Ye here! I am your idol. I watched your live broadcast a few days ago and thought it was amazing, so I came too. Give it a try, but now I find it's not that easy, I just found a few coconuts and a decent shelter today without doing anything."

Ye Tian was stunned, he was still his own fan, so he was not allowed to help! He couldn't help but smiled and said: "Hey, don't get discouraged, girl, think about the four conditions I just mentioned, the most important and the least important must be clear, and then think carefully about the details, such as drilling wood. The trick to making fire!"

"Yoyoyo~ Anchor! Tsk tsk tsk!"

"Hahaha, as soon as I saw it was a beautiful anchor, I couldn't help it!"

"You can do it, boy! Haha!"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, then quickly exited the live broadcast room and said, "Cough, what are you thinking, it's not easy for me to come out from a girl's house, right? If you can pull it, let's pull it, right! The anchor has absolutely no other thoughts!"

"Yes, yes, what you say is what!"

"I can't tell you, who will compare with you!"

"Hahaha, there is one thing I have to say, one of the four anchors was sent to the hospital for heatstroke, and two were still enduring the cold wind. I heard that the two of them didn't do anything for a day, and they didn't eat or drink. The female anchor was lucky enough to find a shelter, and there were coconuts."

"You mean to see Anchor Ye again, right? It's been a big fish from the first day! Snake meat and crab meat also drink red wine, you see!"

"This gap is too big! I think it's better to persuade those anchors to go home."

"This is the gap between professional and cottage!"

"666666666."

Ye Tian smiled, stood up, walked into the woods, and took out the snake skin.

At this time, the snake skin is already soft, and the only bad thing is that it attracts a lot of flies when it is placed in a damp place for so many days.

Ye Tian found four sticks, two were one meter long, and two were four meters long, and then Ye Tian tied the sticks to form a rectangle.

Then Ye Tian spread the snake skin in the middle, and finally used a knife to poke small holes in the edge of the snake skin, then took out the rope and passed it through the holes, and then tied it tightly to the rectangular wooden stick.

After tying it up, a snake skin has been extended to the maximum extent.

"Snake skin is still quite valuable. When the anchor finds something that can replace the needle, the anchor will show the water friends and use snake skin to make handicrafts! Such as wallets! Belts!"

When the water friends heard it, the anchor still knew this skill, and they were immediately interested.

"Oh shit, the anchor still does this!?"

"Can you make something else? Like a women's bag? Or a bikini or something!"

"Hahaha, snakeskin bikini! Yes!"

Ye Tian laughed and said: "Hahaha, the anchor will make snakeskin underwear, the water friend wants it! Wait for me to go back and send it to him!"