Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian found a wooden stick, like a thief, squatted and walked over, and reached a position about one meter beside the wild boar. Ye Tian found that the wild boar was not very big, at most one meter long, but the two The long fangs are no joke, the tree in front of it was knocked out by two holes.

Ye Tian actually poked the belly of the wild boar with a wooden stick, but the wild boar still didn't move. Ye Tian gathered up his courage and put his fingers on Brother Pig's two big nostrils.

He closed his eyes and felt it for a few seconds, then opened his eyes and said with a smile, "Haha, dead!"

"Fuck, this wild boar is SF Express! What's the IQ!"

"How could this pig be hit to death!"

"Is it myopia?"

"The anchor you know so much, you analyze it!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage, shook his head, and said disdainfully, "Don't you know this? Because pigs can't make brain teasers!!"

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"Pfft, hahaha! MDZZ!"

"Fuck, anchor, do you want to be so knowledgeable!"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, "Are you knowledgeable? Isn't this just a simple joke?"

"Have you never heard the joke?" Ye Tian asked in a low voice.

"Danzi? What is a joke?"

"never heard of that."

"not understand!"

Ye Tian was stunned again: "Oh, I'll go, recall the memory of that person, and find out! There really is no jokes in this parallel world, not even TM jokes."

This time, Ye Tian had made up his mind. In his previous life, he was a senior Duan friend with more than one million points. Although it wasn't those old monsters with hundreds of millions, it was at least one million households.

Tell these people a few jokes, isn't that an easy thing to do!

"Cough, the anchor will tell you a joke! Do you listen!" Ye Tian asked tentatively.

The water friends were puzzled for a while, but still said.

"What's a joke?"

"Just laughing and talking?"

"Hello, I'm a Chinese teacher, where did this joke come from?"

Ye Tian said with a smile: "I have a friend named Wang Genji. One day I went to see my girlfriend's parents for the first time. My girlfriend's father said, "You are Xiao Wang! After thinking about it, I thought it was wrong, so I changed my mind and said, "You are Xiaoji! Seeing that the atmosphere became more and more awkward, the girlfriend's mother quickly stood up and said, "You are the foundation."

As soon as Ye Tian finished this joke, the live broadcast room exploded.

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"Fuck, hahahaha, you TM want to die of laughing at me."

"Hahaha, I can't do it! It's too funny."

"Haha, is this a joke? Haha! It's so funny!"

"One more! Another anchor!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then the anchor will tell you one more day. One day, the teacher said to Xiao Ming that milk means small, for example, suckling pig means little pig. When Xiao Ming heard this, he quickly stood up and said, "My family is very small." I was poor and could only live in a RU room of 40 square meters. When the teacher heard it, he quickly said, "No, let's change it." So Xiao Ming said, I have to skip an RU ditch in front of my house every day when I go to school. The teacher is dizzy. For another, Xiao Ming scratched his head and thought about it for a long time, and finally said, "No, teacher, my RU head is about to break."

"Pfft!! Hahaha, 666666!"

"Just joking at you, pay attention to me this wave!"

"Anchor, where did you learn these jokes, you are so talented!"

"I serve me!"

"Thank you [Wine Enters My Heart] for the plane X1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [East to West 1] for the fish ball X1200 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Pull Your Hand] for the light stick X55 presented to the anchor!"

System: "Task progress: 4532/1000000!"

Ye Tian took a look,

In less than half an hour, there are already more than 4,000 subscriptions, and the number of viewers is almost 6,000. You know, how long does it take for a new anchor to get 5,000 popularity!

Ye Tian is full of confidence now, and said with a smile: "The anchor of Duanzi will talk about it here first. In the evening, our anchor will tell you a few more."

Although the water friends feel that it is a pity, it only needs to be like this.

Ye Tian looked at the dead wild boar, touched his chin and thought about it for a long time before saying: "After all, this wild boar needs to be disposed of quickly, it would be great if there was a knife, cut the wild boar into pieces, and then start a fire, Roast it into jerky so that it can be stored longer, otherwise, if you leave it like this, it will probably stink the next day."

"Sure enough!"

"awesome!"

"It's a pity that there is no knife~~ Do you want to bite the anchor?"

Ye Tian bent down and pulled the back legs of the wild boar, preparing to drag the wild boar back first.

When Ye Tian dragged the wild boar back to the beach, Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying just came back, holding a few plastic bottles, a thick fishing line, and a plastic bucket.

When the two saw Ye Tian dragging the wild boar, they were stunned.

"Ye Tian! You are amazing, you caught a wild boar!" Jiang Shuying said with his mouth open.

Ye Tian waved his hand proudly and said: "Hey, although this wild boar is very powerful, but without looking at who I am, punching Nanshan Kindergarten and kicking Beishan Nursing Home, I have never lost! It's just a little wild boar. , of course not to mention."

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba laughed when they heard it.

The water friends also laughed.

"God TM punches Nanshan Kindergarten and kicks Beishan Nursing Home, hahaha!"

"I give full marks to this wave of anchors, and I don't blow it up."

"Hahaha, the anchor, you are a weirdo."

Jiang Shuying looked at the wild boar on the ground, frowning slightly, and then said, "What should I do with this wild boar now? We have nothing."

Ye Tian touched his chin and said with a smile: "The knife is not easy, leave it to me."

With that said, Ye Tian walked towards a pile of rocks on the edge of the beach, Jiang Shuying and Dili Reba watched from the side, apparently not knowing what Ye Tian was doing, as if he was looking for something.

Ye Tian turned and looked at the pile of stones, picked up a stone from time to time to think, and shook his head from time to time, it was really hard to see what Ye Tian was doing.

"Anchor, what are you doing! What are you doing with those stones!"

"Yeah, what are you doing!"

"Solution!"

At this moment, Ye Tian's eyes suddenly lit up!

"found it!"

Jiang Shuying, Di Lieba and the water friends were all stunned, looking at what Ye Tian found.

It turned out that Ye Tian was still picking up a stone, but it was a black stone.

Ye Tian didn't pay attention to anyone's question. After he made it, the water friends would naturally know.

He put the black stone on the ground, and then picked up the fist-sized pebbles, only to see Ye Tian smashing the black stone hard.