Nakatani Yu is an ordinary entertainment blogger. As an online worker who survives in a small apartment by eating instant noodles, his biggest dream in life is to receive all kinds of food orders. It's a pity that today's online entertainment bloggers are like the crucian carp crossing the river, and Nakatani Yu has no excess expression packs, no clear non-drake voice, no proficient in the operation of several language changes, and no worthwhile appearance... Therefore, not only did he fail to eat properly, but his standard of living quickly changed from the instant noodles in barrels in the supermarket, to the instant noodles in bags, to the dried noodles that he dared to buy only when the wholesale market was on sale.

However, just two weeks ago, his life took a turn for the better.

The turning point of his life came from a homemade movie that happened to be brushed on YouTube. The homemade movie was made by a few good students, and its purpose was to disguise himself as a ghost to punish the scumbag who was in charge of the video. After seeing this special way of shooting, Nakatani Yu got excited on the spot.

This way of filming, this story process, is too sandy! This is the best time for him to make a fortune!

For this reason, Nakatani Yu spent three days and three nights without sleep editing the ten-minute commentary video and spit video for the film.

"This self-made little movie is too sandy! The scumbag man was scared to pee his pants by the female ghost. The truth is—"

He uploaded this video as fast as he can. During this period, he even cut off the phone of several girlfriends. After everything was over, he became a glorious tauren.

Despite paying the price of love, Nakatani Yu finally proved his "Dao". The videos he uploaded exploded at an unexpected speed. Seeing the increase in clicks, Nakatani Yu hurriedly worked all night to produce a large number of detailed explanations, detailed complaints, ghost animals, emoticons and even classic quotations. Of course, these are inseparable from Xiao Lin Huai, the center of all his creations.

Nakatani Yu keenly found that making memes and complaining about a single person is the most suitable solution to attract heat and continue to promote it. What's more, he has just been turned into a tauren by his girlfriend, and he has an out-of-the-ordinary jealousy towards all handsome men, and Xiao Lin Huai is a scumbag... He doesn't feel any guilt about it, even more excited. Facing Xiao Lin Huai's face all day long, he has evolved to an almost abnormal level. No one is more familiar with Xiao Lin Huai's face than him, and no one is more familiar with Xiao Lin Huai's figure than him. He was convinced that even if Lin Huai just passed him by on the street, he would recognize Xiao Lin Huai's face immediately.

In a sense, Nakatani Yu is the first person to push the social death of Xiao Lin Huai to the public. Also known as the source of all evil. In order to speed up the spread of the meme, he even deliberately added some facts to make his story more exciting, and labeled everyone who felt that the whole people played meme too much as a "fan circle" and "can't make a joke".

Nakatani Yu finished a bowl of take-out ramen that did not forget his original intention, and continued his editing process. Now he pays more attention to the news of Xiaolin Huai than anyone else, and on a certain website, he saw the news that a certain paranormal adventure program group intends to invite Xiaolin Huai to go on a live expedition to a terrifying place.

One of the alternative horror locations included an obscure temple. Nakatani Yu glanced at the name of the temple and had a plan in his mind.

"The recent good fortune must be blessed by God!" He thought, "In this case, why not take this opportunity to find a temple to worship, thank God, and pray for better fortune and the like... As the saying goes Good, go to the temple not to seek money, but to eliminate disasters!"

Thinking like this, he happily opened a bottle of Fat House Happy Water, and found a live broadcast website to start browsing the content at will. He was drinking fat house water and humming a song while watching the beautiful woman, and a new live broadcast room with no people came into his eyes.

"The man in the purple suit robbed the underworld's pawnshop's money-transporting truck and was rounded up by a large number of underworld vehicles... What kind of extreme movie do you think you are!" Nakatani Yu sipped the happy water and spat out, even though he said so, his body was still very honest The location opened the live broadcast room that no one was watching. It is said that the anchor lives in a building opposite the escape road of the man in the purple suit, so this meaningful scene was filmed.

In the picture, a money transporter is driving in a "Z" shape on the road, it drifts left and right, and a dozen black cars follow him, roaring and chasing after him. It's hard to imagine how a cash truck can drive at such a speed, and the people behind were so furious that they even pulled out their guns.

"It's not good to rob someone's money, but I want to rob the underworld's money." Nakatani Yu complained.

At this moment, he saw that the driver's window of the cash carrier was actually smashed - what shocked him even more was that from the video, the cash carrier was actually smashed from the inside!

"Fuck, there are undercover agents in this car?" Nakatani Yu was shocked.

What shocked him even more was that a head actually stuck out from the driver's seat in this environment - it seemed that this head could only belong to a robber. The resolution of the video footage is limited, and most people cannot see the faces of the criminals. However, Nakatani Yu sprayed out all his Coke in that instant.

If you have been staring at a man's face day and night for half a month, only looking at his face, observing every detail of him, thinking only about his face, and dreaming is his face...

You'll also recognize the face right away.

"I'm not Xiao Lin Huai!!" At that moment, Nakatani Yu had a sense of shattering the world line, "How could he be in the robber's car... No, how can he be a robber! "

But he soon realized that his shock was too early. Xiao Lin Huai stretched his head out, with his handsome peach blossom eyes blank, as if he wanted to say something to the people behind... The underworld elements who were chasing after him immediately became excited when they saw the other person's head sticking out. Although their boss ordered to stop shooting, but.

A bullet pierced through the air and shot straight through Xiao Lin Huai's forehead.

"Bang!"

Nakatani Yu heard the sound of the can in his hand falling to the ground. But he has no energy to watch this scene. At that moment, he was completely frightened, and only one thought echoed in his head at that moment.

Xiao Lin Huai... dead?

...killed for robbing a pawnshop?

...Did he force him to go down this dead end?

...Did he kill him?

Coke flowed into the power strip on the ground at that moment. The power strip made a groaning "thorn" because of the water, and the entire monitor went black at this moment.

Nakatani Yu was petrified in front of the computer from that moment, and it was not until ten minutes later that he collapsed on the chair.

"I must be crazy...or else, the world is crazy..."

He clearly saw the last scene on the monitor. It was the handsome head that belonged to Xiao Lin Huai. After being shot in the forehead, he shook his head that was spewing blood...

And gave the **** to the person behind!

...After a whole day of collapse, Nakatani Yuu finally came up with the answer.

"I must be crazy!" He said with great certainty, "How can someone be shot in the head and just give a **** to someone with a good temper! If it were me, I would definitely yell at me!"

——Through his remarks, it can be seen that he is really crazy. ...

The robbery that took place in the city center has not been fermented for a while because the person being robbed is the unique nature of the underworld. But at least one rumor spread among the crowd at a very fast speed——

Someone swears that he saw Xiao Lin Huai's death.

Lin Huai sat on the edge of the bed. He has now grabbed 500,000 from the underworld, and temporarily put the money in his own package. Just one thing gave him a little headache.

It's the bullet hole in his head.

When Chu Tianshu came back from the front desk downstairs, he saw Lin Huai still thinking about the brain hole on his forehead. He "..." for a while, and said, "Xiao Linzi, you really don't plan to fix this brain hole?"

"I don't plan, I still have things to do. I want to keep it scary, so that those who dare to spread my video feel the horror of being dominated by people who climb out of the TV." Lin Huai looked in the mirror Go, "You said that pulling this aside a little, would it look more scary?"

Chu Tianshu said: "...Then what should you do when you go out? You see that your hairline baldness and bangs are not enough to cover you with your hair..."

Lin Huai:  …

Chu Tianshu looked at Lin Huai's kind smile, raised his hand and said, "Well, I actually bought you a very useful thing that can usually cover your forehead..."

"You bought... what is this??"

"Fire ninja's forehead belt." Chu Tianshu said, "It can just cover it up, and even play cosplay..."

Lin Huai:  …

Lin Huai found Chu Tianshu in the back of the car after throwing off the tracking and leaving the car with the money. At that time, he was running to a deserted building to show his skills to the remaining pursuers, and then...

It was taken away by a helicopter that suddenly appeared.

That's right, I don't know what trick Chu Tianshu played, and he actually followed him into this so-called punishment copy. After that, he was taken to a hotel by Chu Tianshu and temporarily stayed there under the condition of being wanted. Although Lin Huai fervently suggested that he should not be so nervous at the hotel, he could lie down in the funeral home. It was quiet and there were many friends there, and Lin Huaichao liked it there.

The result was rejected.

Chu Tianshu bought two cups of bubble tea and brought them up together. After tons of tons, Lin Huai crossed his legs and used his laptop to find content. Chu Tianshu asked him, "What are you doing?"

Lin Huai: "Look for the list of Avengers."

Speaking, he first added the name "Nakatani Yu" to the list, and then checked one by one, and by the way instructed Chu Tianshu to delete all the original movies on the Internet.

Chu Tianshu happily opened the notebook and faithfully carried out Lin Huai's task, and by the way asked him, "What's next?"

"Copy them into the videotape." Lin Huai said sadly, "Send a copy to each person on the list. I'll go to them within three days after they see the videotape, hee hee hee."

As he said that, Lin Huai's face suddenly became a little ugly. Chu Tianshu asked him, "What's wrong?"

Lin Huai: "...The system refuses to admit the half a million that I stole."

Chu Tianshu:  …

"But it doesn't matter." Lin Huai said, "I still have a solution."

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