Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

Lin Huai did not arrive at the hotel where he and Chu Tianshu were staying until late at night. Along the way, he pondered how to imitate the victim's story, lost his mind, and when he came back to his senses, he was already shocked by the scene that appeared in front of him.

"Wait, is this still the place I left in the morning?" Lin Huai stood on the corner of the street, looking at the hotel where there were many patrols gathered in front of him, twitching the corners of his mouth, "Why are there so many police here? It's a women's clothing aid incident. , or, in the short day I was away, there were some artistic events here..."

The light of righteousness is too dazzling. Lin Huaixu focused his eyes and planned to follow the foot of the wall and return to his room in a very law-abiding posture without having to deal with this group of people...

Then……

He was strangled by the nape of his fate.

Lin Huai:  …

"This is what I told you just now. That friend's foster child in our family, his younger brother. Yes, that friend, a mathematician named Cauchy." The blonde-brown-haired young man smiled heartily. "Is that right, little Conan?"

Lin Huai:  …

He showed "It's just a short day, what strange settings did you add to me?", and received praise and praise from the group of bearded patrolmen who looked at it as "the light of the right way". . After fidgeting and listening to these people saying many boring social rhetoric, the bearded patrolman headed finally said: "Dear Mr. Winterlock..."

Lin Huai coughed at that moment.

"Thank you very much for your assistance to us today." The bearded patrolman said with emotion, "I wish you a smooth trip to Wucheng in the next few days."

Chu Tianshu also took off his hat and bowed. During the movement, a strand of his golden brown curly hair fell on his cheeks, which looked a bit classically chic: "It is also my honor to contribute my strength to the safety of the people of Wucheng."

Lin Huai:  …

The patrols finally left, and so did the onlookers. Chu Tianshu still placed his palm on the back of Lin Huai's neck and gently pressed the latter's smooth skin: "Have you had enough fun today?"

Lin Huai: "It's obviously something I should ask you."

"Let's go." Chu Tianshu put his hand back on his shoulder, "Go back to the room."

...

"...So you spent a day cracking down on this fountain murder case, and successfully became a zealous citizen in the eyes of these patrol officers??" Lin Huai twitched the corners of his eyes, "What did you do in the afternoon when we were separated? ??"

Chu Tianshu: "Visit, investigate, find evidence."

Lin Huai: "...So people caught it?"

"Before I rushed over, he had already fled in fear of the crime. Of course, he might have been silenced, who knows." Chu Tianshu shrugged, "The man was a former hand sculptor who was robbed by the factory. The business runs very fast. It is estimated that in a while, I won't go back to Wucheng - at least not to my own home. If it were me, I wouldn't go back either..."

Lin Huai: "Oh...isn't that bad?"

Chu Tianshu: "So when I arrived at his house, I took out his wallet."

Lin Huai: "?!!"

Chu Tianshu took out a bulging purse and showed a charming smile: "Anyway, he wouldn't dare to call the police."

Lin Huai twitched his eyebrows: "You, you helped the police solve the case, didn't you just take the money from the criminals' homes?"

Chu Tianshu: "It's really smart."

Lin Huai:  …

That's all, anyway, Chu Tianshu grabbed the NPC's battery car... No, he took the money bag back and used it to support him.

Lin Huai was very relieved about this, but there was still a little worry on his face. Chu Tianshu saw his worry and asked him, "What are you thinking about?"

Lin Huai: "Well, I found that there is one less spare tire to choose from."

Chu Tianshu: ?

"I originally thought about whether I could let you play the perverted role, and then find a way to bring me into the 'tea party', but now it seems that you are already a ray of sunshine." Lin Huai said blankly, "The backup plan is invalid. , now I have to do it myself and seduce other perverts to attack me..."

Chu Tianshu: ? !

He stretched out his hands and fixed both sides of Lin Huai's head. He stared into each other's dark eyes, and said inscrutable: "This afternoon, what did you do behind my back?"

... Through a series of exchanges, both Lin Huai and Chu Tianshu learned that the other party had gained a lot in this afternoon without him.

Lin Huai: "Can't you?"

Chu Tianshu: "No."

Lin Huai turned over and asked him, "Is it really not possible?"

Chu Tianshu glanced coldly at the corner of his eyes: "No."

Lin Huai:  …

"Hey, what are you doing! What are you doing!" Chu Tianshu watched helplessly as Lin Huai leaned on top of him and kissed his face, "Don't think that with just this level of bribes, I can let you go. Do something so dangerous!"

Lin Huai handed out his short notice, and Shi Shiran said, "You can only accept this level of bribe now."

Chu Tianshu:  …

"Arrogant, you are too arrogant." He gritted his teeth and said, "I will take you sooner or later..."

Lin Huai said indifferently, "Oh."

Chu Tianshu:  …

"All in all, when you face this city, your first reaction is to mix into the patrol team, try to illuminate all the artworks with the light of the right path, and find the trace of the tea party. This is your way of doing things." Lin Huai lay on the ground. On the bed, I clasped my hands behind my head, and kicked my feet into the air. "And start from a dark place, and use a more exciting way to mix into the darkness and stir the things in the dark side into sparks. This is what I do. Way."

Chu Tianshu was lying next to him, and he mumbled "um", not knowing what he was thinking. After a while, he grabbed Lin Huai's ankle: "Stop pedaling, the whole bed is shaking."

Lin Huai: "Hey."

"You can't leave me alone in the hotel, waiting for you to save the world." Lin Huai turned over. He was lying on the bed, his well-trimmed black hair fell on his forehead and cheeks, one chin was supported, and his eyes were dark and deep: "And you don't think that while you are making a name for yourself in this city, I, as your Weakness, has the chance of being kidnapped also increased?"

Chu Tianshu also lay on his side and looked at him. He stretched out his hand and pulled La Linhuai's silk pajamas, covering his collarbone: "Who would kidnap Conan from under the hands of Sherlock Holmes??"

"Don't judge him." Lin Huai's face sank, and the corners of his mouth dropped in displeasure, "Let's just—"

He suddenly sat up and half-kneeled on the bed: "Let's split up and have a game. Let's see, whose method is more effective? Who can find the traces of those maggots earlier? Don't you think this is more interesting?"

He was serious, and Chu Tianshu also sat up. He seemed to think for a while, but when Lin Huai thought he had to persuade himself, he heard Chu Tianshu say, "What if we hinder each other's plans for objective rather than subjective reasons?"

He was seriously considering the contest between the two. Lin Huai heard the words and laughed.

"Then let us do our part." He said easily.

"Okay." Chu Tianshu also agreed readily, "From today onwards, we will split up to see which one of us is, and finally be the first to solve this witch's puzzle."

Saying that, he reached out and gave Lin Huai a high five: "I won't hinder you, but I can't guarantee whether my own plan will have an objective impact on your plan in the process. Let's make a deal?"

Lin Huai stretched out his hand: "Wait, it's not fun without bets."

Chu Tianshu: "What bets?"

"Well... in this way, the loser should voluntarily bring the winner to a place where the winner wants to go." Lin Huai thought for a while, then suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled, "How is it? "

He seemed to have made a crooked idea in this smile, and the evil spirit was born. Chu Tianshu looked at him for a long time, and suddenly...

Lin Huai: "Huh?"

Then he saw that Chu Tianshu blushed, and coughed hard: "Well, um, okay, but let's talk about it first, I don't want to go to a strange place!"

Lin Huai: "The person with the strangest expression in this place is yourself!!!"

Lin Huaixu groaned, Chu Tianshu had a straight face. After swearing by high fives, Lin Huai said again: "However, I need a help from you."

...

the next day.

The most prosperous Seventh Avenue in Wucheng is full of people. In the center, there is a tall wax statue. On both sides, there are expensive dress shops, jewelry shops and perfume shops. Lin Huai pushed the sunglasses on his face and stepped into the avenue.

Behind him, followed by the boy in the hotel yesterday. The boy followed behind him and said miserably, "Where's your brother? Why isn't he with you today?"

"He went to be a friendly citizen." Lin Huai said.

Boy: "...What about you?"

Lin Huai: "I'm solving a case."

"Solving the case... what case?" The boy instantly became excited, "You and your brother are both detectives?"

Under the sunlight, the puppet-like handsome boy glanced back at him. The boy blushed when he saw him like this.

The teenager smiled at him, then stretched out his hand, shook the purse in his hand, and said lightly, "Let's go, let's collect the evidence."

Gather evidence! !

The boy who likes solving crime games became excited in an instant. Then, the boy said, "I need your help."

"Okay!!" the boy shouted, "I will be your assistant!!"

With the surging heart of becoming a famous detective's assistant, the boy followed Lin Huai into the first dress shop.

boy:? ?

Lin Huai smiled at him.

"Our goal today is to find the most perverted aesthetic of clothes." He said.

boy:? ? ?

This is probably one of the most famous dress shops in Wucheng. The interior is classically decorated and brightly lit. Countless pieces of beautiful dresses hang on top of each other. Half-shouldered red and black polka dots, a black Gothic dress, dark blue bloomers, and a slanted top hat with a black veil hanging down... The boy stared at the scene inside with astonishment.

In the depths of the dress shop they could not see, a man with monocular lenses stopped wiping his glasses.

A cold silver light flashed on his spectacle lenses, and he looked at the beautiful young man who had just walked into the store from outside the dress shop.

The beauty of the young man's face was indistinguishable from male and female. He was wearing a baroque male dress, so if he was a boy. If it's a girl in men's clothing, that's fine too. Even compared to a simple girl, his gender-confused, inorganic, and puppet-like delicacy brought him a stronger attraction.

He stared at the boy with a weird smile.

"It's so beautiful." He whispered, "Put on our dress and save this doll..."

This man is the costume designer of this dress shop. All the beautiful dresses here are custom-made by himself. In addition to clothing design, he also has some hobbies for collecting his favorite "dolls".

For beautiful teenagers, the moment they put on new clothes is one of the most beautiful moments in their lives. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, which is exactly the same. However, compared to other designers who focus on lining people with clothes, for him, all the design themes in his life revolve around clothes.

That is to say, for him, it is not the person who chooses the clothes, but the clothes that chooses the person who belongs to it!

Clothes will fade, fade, wrinkle, rot and stink with repeated use. And people will no longer show the original beauty with the growth of the years. Men are sad about this. therefore. In order to avoid such unpleasant incidents, he often finds a way to find his favorite hangers in the crowd, after they try on clothes, make these people into puppets, and then use the puppets to make them try on clothes. , the most beautiful moments are preserved.

The man greedily looked at Lin Huai's direction. Lin Huai's body almost glowed in his eyes.

Yes... This boy is the beautiful prey he wants!

He held his breath.

Lin Huai noticed that gaze, but his attitude was very stern - even though the way he walked into this dress shop was no different from the way he robbed the bank and walked into the bank vault. and……

He originally came for this look.

Lin Huai thinks he is so lucky - yesterday, after thinking about it all night in bed, he realized that beautiful clothes and money worship seem to be a big source of danger. So early the next morning, he took Chu Tianshu's purse and rushed to the most prosperous Seventh Avenue to buy beautiful clothes and show off his beauty for fishing.

Unexpectedly, the concentration of metamorphosis in Wucheng was higher than he thought. As soon as he entered the store, he encountered one.

That being the case, he didn't mind adding fire to this look. So that the pervert would attack him as soon as possible, be fished by him, and become one of his spare tires in the sea.

Lin Huai frowned, glanced at the dresses that were similar to him, and then...

He picked up one of them.

"Does it look good?" he said to the boy.

In his hand was a long gothic black dress, and the folds and hem of the skirt completely covered his whole body.

When he picked up the clothes, the eyes of the man in the distance froze.

...Yes, that's the kind of clothes. He thought, this dress is very slim, and the large black will cover the skin of this future puppet tightly. But the special design on the neck and wrist will make him reveal his own, that inch of white skin...

Abstinence and skin, at that moment, the most stark contrast formed is beautiful art!

The boy stuck for a moment and said, "It looks good, but you..."

But you, aren't you a man? !

"Oh." Lin Huai's tone didn't change at all. After a while, he grabbed the sleeve of the long skirt, tugged it with a research-style eye, and then...

"The sleeves are too long, the skirt is too long, it's too conservative, and I can't even show my legs. Although it's very tight, black is too dull. No pervert would like black, which is an ascetic and conservative color." When the clerk tried to get close, he commented on the dress in a tone of a team meeting.

Several shop assistants: ? ?

boy:? ?

The pervert hiding behind the shop: ? ?

Lin Huai put the skirt aside and pulled out another purple Lolita skirt. The dress is velvet with black lace trim and even matching pair of black velvet gloves. Lin Huai studied the dress and said to the boy...

Lin Huai: "Do you think it's more **** to wrap your hands in black, or to leave them naked?"

Boy: "Ah???????"

The boy could hardly believe his ears. He stared at Lin Huai and studied it for a while, and heard Lin Huai say, "Will the purple be too dark? Otherwise, should I look for a brighter color?"

Lin Huai also threw the purple velvet skirt aside. The moment he threw the skirt away, the pervert in the distance showed a distressed expression again. After all, only he, as a designer, knows how beautiful the wrapped arms of the dolls can be when they wear this velvet skirt, and how flesh and blood their jade-white calves exposed from under the skirt will be Stop, how beautiful...

Then, Lin Huai took out another red dress from the shelf: "This... cheongsam?"

He frowned and glanced at the cheongsam, thought about it, and put it on the other side. At that moment, the pervert in the distance was almost on the verge of crying.

why! The pervert shouted in his heart, will you pick clothes!

Then, Lin Huai took out a red-bottomed off-the-shoulder dress with black polka dots from the pile of clothes. To be honest, those black polka dots on a red background are really a bit hot, but what Lin Huai values ​​is that it can almost expose his entire shoulders and back... The pervert looked at his movements and covered his face.

He just picked it up in the dress shop. For a time, the shop assistants all around gathered around. It seems that they have been seriously intimidated by Lin Huai's aesthetics.

"...I heard," the boy heard a clerk whisper, "some nobles now raise their daughters as sons. So when they grow up, they will buy a lot of weird...women's clothes... …”

"I think he's a man," said another clerk.

boy:……

In the end, Lin Huai suddenly lit up.

He found a white lace dress.

Lin Huai: "Well... don't underestimate the pervert's hobby of school flowers in white, white cotton skirts... Well, I think this is indeed a good choice. What are you talking about?"

He looked at the boy beside him who seemed to be muttering to himself, and said, "Do you have any advice?"

The boy stammered: "Although I don't know what you were talking to yourself just now, I always feel the way you looked just now..."

Lin Huai: ?

Boy: "So perverted."

Lin Huai thought for a long time and decided to dress according to literary works. He ignored the villain and walked into the fitting room.

In the fitting room, Lin Huai looked at the mirror and put on the white lace dress. He looked at himself in the mirror and felt that something was wrong no matter what he looked at. He pondered about the favorite women's clothing of contemporary men, and then said to the clerk outside——

Lin Huai: "Excuse me, do you have white pantyhose?"

Clerk: ? ? ?

Lin Huai: "There is no white one, black one is fine."

Clerk: ? ? ?

Lin Huai: "I also need a pair of white crystal sandals. If you don't have white sandals, pink ones are fine."

Shop assistant: "Huh??"

Lin Huai: "Or, do you have any winter outfits? A white coat, red scarf, yellow sweater, blue boots, just like the outfits of Luo Ji's dream lover Zhuang Yan??"

two hours later.

"It's almost there." Lin Huai said solemnly, "I am the most attractive and most likely to attract perverted attacks."

"But I don't know why. When I just walked out of the fitting room, the pervert who had been looking at me disappeared..." Lin Huai touched his chin, "Is he hiding and preparing to attack me?"

boy:……

Lin Huai: "I'm perfect."

The boy looked at the yellow hairpin on Lin Huai's head, the white lace skirt, the pale pink lace coat, the yellow belt, the white long stockings, and the white high-heeled sandals...

Carrying a shopping bag with large and small bags, he showed "..." in his eyes.

"As of now, I can almost reveal my intention to solve the case to you," Lin Huai said solemnly, "I plan to dress up as the most beautiful girl among the perverts here..."

Boy: "I don't think they like girls dressed like that."

Lin Huai glanced at him: "You are too young to know that adult men's aesthetics for women are like this."

"Although," he muttered to himself, blocking the sunlight above his head with his hand, "as a ghost, and then a **** man, I seem to have such a mess with the aesthetics of an adult straight man. The gap. But since the heroines in the male novels all dress like this, then presumably, this dress is the appearance of their favorite women..."

boy:……

Lin Huai: "Tsk, the aesthetics of straight men are really strange. Fortunately, I'm gay."

On the other side, Chu Tianshu, who goes by the pseudonym Donglock Holmes, was walking along Seventh Avenue with the patrol.

"Recently, it seems that many beautiful girls have been attacked and disappeared. Their common characteristics are that they are fair-skinned, beautiful, petite, and dressed in dresses - from a certain point of view, they look like dolls." The patrol told Chutian Shu said, "Of course, this also includes some beautiful boys who are indistinguishable between androgyny. Sometimes, these beautiful boys are more popular than girls in disappearance cases. By the way, I remember that you have a younger brother, he..."

"He went out to play." Chu Tianshu said absently.

"You have to remind him to pay attention to safety." The patrolman said, "Boys have to be careful when they go out."

Chu Tianshu sneezed. He looked forward, in the distance, under the tree, a figure.

Chu Tianshu: "?? Where did Minnie from Mickey Mouse come from??"