Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

Chu Tianshu: "Has no one told you that you are not allowed to touch other people's cats?"

Lin Huai lay on his shoulders and nodded solemnly.

Chu Tianshu dragged his voice: "One, two, three..."

Lin Huai nodded solemnly.

Chu Tianshu: "Tsk, there's another one in the door. I said... don't you need to pay royalties for plagiarizing brother's voice?"

Lin Huai is very solemn...

His claws hooked on the other party's sweater, and he loosened it inadvertently, almost slipping the whole cat down. Chu Tianshu quickly stretched out his hand to support his cat's butt, and Lin Huai was held between his left hand and his chest in a more solemn posture.

Chu Tianshu maintained the posture of holding the cat, his wrist was slightly tired, but he didn't say anything. Among the ghosts onlookers, he held the cat in one hand, the wrench in the other, and he was holding a solemn treasure.

"Come on, let's settle the account." He walked out of the elevator, flipped his left hand, changed his posture, and naturally carried Lin Huai on his shoulders to reduce the weight of his hand, and felt that he was forced to pretend. Very smooth, "First of all, the issue of copyright fees, ask my cat to open the door for you?"

401:…

"Don't worry, I am a person who always repays grievances with virtue. I am more generous, and I especially like to help people solve problems." Chu Tianshu smiled casually, "You don't have to worry about opening the door in the future."

After he finished saying this, he turned to the silt and spider woman in door 402.

"This mud... There doesn't seem to be anything to scavenge in this mud," Chu Tianshu thought for a while, "I'll give you a free spa package as a thank you for taking care of my cat."

"And this Spider Woman, too many hands are not very beautiful, you must be very inferior. It's okay, I will give you a cosmetic surgery package in a while, so that you can return to your original appearance."

The two ghosts screamed and were about to run away. Chu Tianshu stood there with a bared grin and put his left hand to his mouth, as if he wanted to whistle and pretend, but Lin Huai on his shoulder was more than him. positive.

He quickly jumped off Chu Tianshu's body, shouted "miaomiaomiao", and chased after him in a spirited manner.

A silver-white kitten was chasing two ghosts like this, and it was almost like a cat who took the initiative to admit counsel and rely on his brain to leave the room more than ten minutes ago.

"puff."

Chu Tianshu looked at the cat's tail and scratched his head to catch up: "Can you start a group and wait for the dps? Aren't you afraid that people will eat you?"

As he said that, the mood on his face was very good.

He liked the way he started to raise his tail after he was out of danger.

The high-pressure water gun sprayed the silt onto the living room floor. The silt wailed, was sprayed into pieces, and was diluted, and it was about to be melted by human beings. Lin Huai squatted on the sofa, watching this scene with schadenfreude. He licked his paws gracefully and commented, "This is called physical settlement."

Chu Tianshu: "It's not clean enough, it has taken care of you for so long, of course I have to reciprocate."

With that said, he washed the mud a little bit more cleanly.

Spider-Woman was locked in the kitchen by them, screaming wildly inside. Seeing that the silt was completely "cleaned", Chu Tianshu showed a smile with zero friendliness.

Lin Huai looked at his expression and raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

After noticing Lin Huai who was watching in the dark, Chu Tianshu's smile became slightly brighter. He shook the water pistol in his hand and hummed: "It's really glorious to work. I love labor, and labor makes me happy."

With that, he walked to the kitchen. Lin Huai looked at the mud all over the ground, and suddenly felt that there was nowhere to put his claws. While thinking, Chu Tianshu picked him up again.

"Let's go~"

Saying that, he ignored Lin Huai's struggle and put him on his head.

Lin Huai: "Meow meow?"

Chu Tianshu: "Huh, does it feel like flying? Is it a height you have never reached?"

Lin Huai: "...you hit my lungs."

One person and one cat arrived in the kitchen flamboyantly. Chu Tianshu was wearing a cat hat on his head, but the moment he saw Spider Woman, his eyes became very cold, so cold that he looked a little reliable.

He dragged a chair into the kitchen, sat down, took out the package, took out a kitchen knife and threw it to Spider-Woman.

...Lin Huai no longer wants to complain about what is hidden in his package, let alone know which dungeon he brought it from.

The kitchen knife hit the ground, and the sound of "dang bang" shocked Yunxiao. The spider girl who was showing off in front of Lin Huai shrank back, and crawled towards the corner with her hands and feet on the ground.

It's a pity that it has too many hands and feet, and it can't synchronize for a while, and it actually fell.

"This is for you." Chu Tianshu said lazily, "Do you do it yourself or do I do it?"

Spider-Woman: …

"Don't tell me, brother," Chu Tianshu smiled when he saw Spider-Woman's delay in making a move, "what do you think of me as an outsider? I'm sorry? Why didn't I see you so embarrassed when I bullied others? It will be in a few days. Double Twelve, do you have a rehearsal first?"

Saying that, he pulled Lin Huai, who was lying on his head, from his head, put it into his arms, and rubbed his chin: "If you can do it faster, I won't necessarily do it. I have never been a man. When doing housework and chopping meat, it is not with chopping, but with grinding.”

As he said that, he accidentally pinched a strand of Lin Huai's hair, and Lin Huai opened his mouth and bit his finger.

It didn't bite hard, just grinded it with fangs, leaving a small tooth mark.

Spider-Woman: …

The person on the other side is playing with the cat, but he has to chop his hand. What a human tragedy this is. Spider-Woman gritted her teeth, knowing that this matter would not end well today.

... But who would have thought that a tasker would actually chase after one of his own cats and beat someone? !

The cat seemed weak and bullying to her, while the young man sitting in front of her seemed to be at ease, but the momentum around her made her not even dare to resist.

She has no doubt that this young man is enough to tear her to pieces alive, and she has no ability to resist.

Just as it was about to pick up the knife, it heard the cat with clear eyes looking at her, looking up at its owner (in her eyes), and meowing twice.

what does that mean?

Is it...

Are you pleading for her?

'You said,' Lin Huai looked at Chu Tianshu and communicated with him through brain waves, 'how did her hands decide which one was cut off? ’

"Uh," Chu Tianshu rubbed his head, "referendum with all hands? The least popular hand was chopped off?"

Lin Huai nodded: "Yes."

Since entering the game until now, Lin Huai has always forged an unsolved mystery with his hands. In each instance, he is either chopping his hands, on the way to chop his hands, or he is being held back by others. This may have something to do with his desire to live a peaceful life.

Spider-Woman's all-handed referendum ended, and soon she chose one of the hands, holding down the frantically struggling hand with three hands, while the other hand raised the kitchen knife high—

At the moment when the kitchen knife fell, Chu Tianshu suddenly made a sound like every imperial envoy who always rushed to the vegetable market at the last moment when the protagonist of a costume drama was about to be beheaded:

"Wait a minute—"

"Boom!"

The kitchen knife fell on the ground and strayed narrowly.

Spider-Woman looked at Chu Tianshu in shock and fear, Chu Tianshu made a mock gesture of picking out his ears: "Who told you to chop off your hand?"

Spider-Woman: ? ?

"I let you..." He lifted Lin Huai up, "Shave your hair."

Lin Huai: ? ?

Chu Tianshu: "It's you who bald my Huaihuai's tail hair? Cough, cough..."

The series of coughing sounds at the back came from Lin Huai's angry cat and cat fist attack on his big face.

Just like Lin Huai formed an indissoluble bond with his hand, Chu Tianshu also forged an indissoluble bond with his hair. They each have their own hobbies, which makes their relationship very harmonious.

When Lin Huai arrived at 402, 402 was just a Japanese-style low-cost psychological horror film scene with a strange atmosphere everywhere. By the time they left, however, 402 had become a **** American horror scene.

"We have made a small contribution to the funding of this game." Chu Tianshu commented, "You said that I am a novelist in the magic capital, why did I become a special effects artist in the game?"

Lin Huai meowed at him sincerely: "Then your special effects are quite real."

Chu Tianshu said: "My everything is genuine."

Lin Huai: "=="

Chu Tianshu: "Hey ↗ hey ↘ hey →~"

Lin Huai stuck out his tongue and made a "vomit" expression.

After getting rid of Spider Woman, Chu Tianshu went to 401 again—401 seems to be a very strange place. It tempts every player who passes by to open the door for it. As for the experience after opening the door, it is self-evident.

Chu Tianshu then slowly chewed gum in front of this door.

It's not that Chu Tianshu didn't have the idea of ​​"just take your door away, and you won't have to worry about opening the door in the future". It's just that he thought about it, the "thing" in the door wanted to open the door, and he was born and couldn't be too kind to others all the time. Occasionally, it is also necessary to show a little bit of justice.

He stuffed the chewing gum into the crack of the key, and with 502, the newspaper, slowly blocked the way to unlock the lock. The "thing" in the door kept begging him. Lin Huai squatted by the side, and heard that the "thing" in the door really used his own voice, and it was useful at first.

- And when the get arrived, Chu Tianshu showed the "useful" expression when he knew that the door was begging him with his own voice.

It was only after realizing that Chu Tianshu seemed to have deliberately slowed down the blocking speed, Lin Huai didn't take much advantage of it.

He grabbed Chu Tianshu's knee a few times, and Chu Tianshu jumped up and down, finally speeding up. Seeing that Chu Tian was relieved like a stone, the "thing" in the door cleared his throat and changed to a female voice:

"younger brother…"

Chu Tianshu: "Eh~~"

Chu Tianshu is really shameless, he actually sang along with the contents inside, you ask and I answer. The "thing" in the door cried and said that you don't forget how I took care of you when I was a child, Chu Tianshu happily replied, "I never forgot that you forced me to wear women's clothes on my birthday and even took me out to give her to her. all to see". The contents inside scolded Chu Tianshu for being "shameless", and Chu Tianshu hummed a song and said, "Don't be ashamed, if you have the ability, give me one."

What's inside:…

It seemed to know that the men outside could not win, and fell silent.

And Chu Tianshu's work has also reached the final step.

Just as he was about to finally lock the door, a faint voice came from inside.

"...Xiao Shu."

When he heard that voice, Lin Huai could visibly feel that Chu Tianshu was stiff.

"...Xiao Shu."

It was a woman's voice, gentle, resentful, and gentle.

Faint, faint, like a midnight orchid, and like something from a long time ago...

time.

"Xiao Shu, mother misses you very much."