Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

Chu Tianshu took a little effort to move Lin Huai to the car.

This is not because the other party is too uncooperative and dances after being drunk. On the contrary, all his obstacles come from—

Lin Huai is really too cooperative.

He is like an octopus, no matter where Chu Tianshu goes, he has to use his hands and feet to crawl and hang on him. In order to avoid traffic accidents, Chu Tianshu tried his best to imagine himself as a tool man with no emotion or desire, with a smooth outer surface and no friction. He said something and then stuffed Lin Huai into the back seat of the car.

When he closed the car door, Lin Huai also seemed tired. He was lying on his side on the seat, covered with a quilt, his cheeks were red, and he seemed to be sleeping obediently.

Looking at his sleeping face, Chu Tianshu wiped his sweat: "Fuck, you are so troublesome..."

He complained like this, but his eyes were full of smiles.

He opened the door and got into the driver's seat. Before he could start the car, someone wrapped his arms around his neck from behind.

Chu Tianshu made a "goose goose goose" cry due to suffocation, and Lin Huai hugged him contentedly: "Hehe, I caught you."

"Knock knock."

Knuckles tapped from the window.

"Goose goose, Xiao Linzi, you, let go first." Chu Tianshu struggled with his hands and feet, "Can you pretend to be forced?"

Lin Huai: "Humph."

He refused to let go, so Chu Tianshu had to take out his trump card.

He struggled to grab a can of cherry-flavored Coke that was given away when he bought something from the basket on the side of the seat, and before Lin Huai strangled him to death, he tried his best to hold back his nausea and took a big mouthful of himself. Then, he opened his mouth, turned his head sideways, and gave Lin Huai a warm "ha".

Lin Huai:  …

Lin Huai showed an "insulted" expression. He covered his nose and lay back straight in the back seat as if dissatisfied.

... and turned his back to Chu Tianshu.

Chu Tianshu: "I'm really a genius."

The genius Chu Tianshu put the cherry-flavored cola on the shelf. He straightened his face and raised his hand to pull down the window.

Before pressing the button, Chu Tianshu paused and found another pair of sunglasses from the car basket in the passenger seat.

Cheng Yubao tapped on Chu Tianshu's car window, but never got a response. The car seemed to be very lively, and the sound of collisions and slaps was constantly heard.

When he finally thought of something that was not very harmonious, the dark car window was pulled down in front of his eyes.

What appeared in front of him was a very handsome face, with a high nose and deep eyes, frivolous and air-conditioned with a somewhat unapproachable air-conditioning. He looked at Cheng Yubao in front of him, and pulled the sunglasses down with one hand: "Is something wrong?"

Cheng Yubao: ...tsk.

Obviously, Cheng Yubao was briefly shocked by his pretentious posture. He saw the figure in the back seat across from Chu Tianshu: "He..."

"sleeping."

Cheng Yubao: ...

For some reason, he always felt that this conversation was weird... Cheng Yubao tried his best to get rid of the weird feeling in his head. He looked at Chu Tianshu and said coldly, "You and him..."

Chu Tianshu: "Guess what?"

Cheng Yubao: ...

"There's something wrong with this person." He thought about it, and only said this decisively, "Cheng Yu'an has no formality all day, and he doesn't say the reason, but he always runs here. I have long felt that, There is something wrong here. Although I don't know who he is, his identity is definitely not simple... What is your relationship with him? How do you know each other? He must have a ghost..."

"Hey, I'm a materialist," Chu Tianshu sneered, "you can show the little girl your palmistry if you have the ability, and stop playing feudal superstition in front of me. It's 9102, my brother. "

"you……"

Cheng Yubao was so angry that Chutianshu did not enter the oil and salt. He was silent for a while and said, "Are you investigating him? Or are you protecting him? You..."

"Little brother, teach you the truth of life." Chu Tianshu said, "keep your head down."

Cheng Yubao lowered his head for unknown reasons, and Chu Tianshu hung his sunglasses on the other person's nose. He raised his eyes to look at him from below, full of smiles, but his eyes were cold: "When you go out, don't take care of other people's housework. Compared with my family, you should be more concerned about your two little brothers."

"Brother?" Cheng Yubao was startled, "I only have one younger brother and one younger sister..."

Chu Tianshu smiled and said, "The person in the back is covered by me. I will be responsible for what he wants to do and what he wants to cause. As for you, keep your hand short, if you let me next time. I saw you touch him..."

"What do you want?" Chu Tianshu's tone made Cheng Yubao very uncomfortable. He suddenly remembered that more than ten years ago, because he mocked Chu Tianshu as a coward for not practicing magic, he was pushed to the ground by the opponent who was one year younger than him. Brutal experience. Cheng Yubao, who is now in his twenties, said coldly, "Otherwise, what are you going to do? Are you going to fight against the entire Cheng family, one by one?"

The young man glanced at him with a meaningful smile.

"The 21st century, my brother, is now the age of information warfare," he said.

"so?"

"Next time your Cheng family stores the account books for tax evasion and evasion, change to better encryption measures." Chu Tianshu patted his shoulder, "p.s. I made a copy of the account book for my sister, and she will come to you next month. When talking about things here, be polite to her, understand?"

Cheng Yubao: "...I rely on it! You are playing yin!"

"It's called an information-based materialist war, and it's upright." Chu Tianshu whistled and closed the window, "It's been a long night, go home."

"What the **** are you trying to do!"

Cheng Yubao didn't expect Chu Tianshu to reply, but he didn't expect that he heard the other party's voice in the sound of the engine.

"I just want to fall in love, distribute flyers, and live a peaceful, beautiful and everyday life," said the person in the car, "Get up at nine in the morning, eat at noon, work in the afternoon, and live an adult nightlife at night. That's all."

Cheng Yubao: "Then why did you steal my account books?!"

"Hey, who makes life so uncontrollable?" Chu Tianshu's voice came from the car, "In order to maintain my peaceful life, I always have to do something against my conscience and prepare in advance. The attack. I'm also in pain, but it's something I can't do."

"Goodbye, take care of your family more often." Chu Tianshu whistled, "It's a smooth journey."

He carried Lin Huai, who was lying on the back seat, and returned to the downstairs of the rental house very smoothly. Parking the car in the parking space, Chu Tianshu opened the door of the back seat, but Lin Huai was still huddled in the seat, refusing to get up.

"Let's go?" Chu Tianshu stretched out a hand, "Go upstairs?"

Lin Huai turned his head slowly, looked him up and down, and gave him a contemptuous look.

"No," he refused vaguely, "you stink."

Chu Tianshu:  …

Lin Huai was obviously still drunk, and her attitude of expressing her likes and dislikes was so naive and clear. Chu Tianshu looked around, no one was around, touched his nose, and climbed into the back seat by himself.

"Ok!"

Lin Huai obviously resisted his approach and shrank into the corner. Chu Tianshu lifted his chin and reached for a kiss.

Lin Huai grabbed his arm and pulled out the folds of the good windbreaker. Chu Tianshu ended the kiss and asked him, "Does it still stink?"

The young man blushed, with water waves in his eyes. He frowned, as if thinking.

The drunk Lin Huai was so obedient that people doubted that he could do whatever he wanted to him. Chu Tianshu's breathing became slightly faster. He scratched each other's chin with his thumb and whispered, "Go back and smell it for you."

Unexpectedly, Lin Huai grabbed his shoulder and pulled him off. He half-squinted his drunken eyes, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Well... Let me smell it again."

He rubbed the corner of each other's mouth with the tip of his nose, frowned, and said with satisfaction: "It smells good now."

Chu Tianshu:  …

He listened to the other party's sticky tail sound due to being drunk, and his forehead was a little hot.

Unexpectedly, the other party added the last sentence: "Well...it's my taste."

Chu Tianshu: %￥…………#! ￥! !

"Ode." He commented bitterly, pulling the young man out of the car. The young man didn't cooperate after being dragged out, leaning on the pillar and refusing to walk, smiling at him.

"Hahaha, hahaha." The young man laughed, "You have blood from your nose."

Chu Tianshu:  …

Young man: "Hahahahaha."

Chu Tianshu:  …

Several passing girls looked at the pair with strange eyes.

"The two of them..."

"Is it my illusion? I feel that the atmosphere here is very deep♂dark♂fantasy..."

"You've read a lot of novels recently."

"Hey, look at this gossip, I just brushed the Moments, and I saw Xiao Deng said that she saw five **** guys arguing on the **** road tonight. ."

"Tsk, the calcium circle is really messed up."

Chu Tianshu:  …

Lin Huai: "Hee hee."

He leaned into Chu Tianshu's ear: "They are saying... We are in a mess."

Chu Tianshu tried hard to carry him, sweating profusely: "We are two people in the Arctic Circle."

Lin Huai: "Oh, good polar bear, I'm a penguin."

It took a long time for the polar bear to fail the penguin.

"Cooperate, kid." Chu Tianshu grabbed his hand, pushed him against the roof, and decided, "If you don't cooperate, I'll..."

"...I got you here," he warned. "Understood?"

Lin Huai was stunned. His well-behaved appearance made Chu Tianshu feel warm in his heart, and his body felt even worse. Resisting the urge to kiss him now, he dragged him up: "Let's go back—"

"Just try it in the car." Lin Huai suddenly leaned into his ear and said, "I haven't tried it yet."

Chu Tianshu:  …

"There are no curtains on the car." He said sternly, "Go back and talk about it."

He was so honest in his mouth, and half-pushed him and dragged him out of the car, but his head was already thinking about buying a big villa with its own garage in the future.

When he finally brought Lin Huai home, he was already sweating profusely.

Throughout the process, Chu Tianshu was surrounded by a strong sense of frustration. When Lin Huai hugged a pole and refused to go, he even heard a question from passers-by, "Do you want to call the property management for help?"

However, Chu Tianshu didn't want to trouble the property management. With superhuman willpower, he finally picked up Princess Lin Huai and kept his dignity as an attacker.

He was arrogantly holding Lin Huai to the elevator, like a powerful and domineering president. However, he soon realized his own inadequacies——

He has no hands to press the elevator buttons!

In the end, Lin Huai smiled and helped him press the elevator.

When he returned home, it was also the door that Lin Huai opened with the key in his arms. Chu Tianshu finally realized a big problem that he had neglected when he researched the technique of pretending for many years——

When the overbearing president took the shy heroine who was constantly resisting in his arms, took her to the elevator, and returned home——

Who actually opened the door?

He finally threw Lin Huai neatly onto the bed like a financial migrant worker throwing out his resignation letter. Soon, he was like a financial migrant worker who could not find his next home, and he made sober tea for the other party with a sincere heart.

After the tea was boiled, Lin Huai's wine finally woke up a little.

He was still a little drowsy, and he didn't know what he did during the coma. He turned his head and realized he was on a bed.

Chu Tianshu held a cup of strong tea and looked at him blankly.

Lin Huai looked at his nose, a little confused: "...Your face?"

Chu Tianshu:  …

After thinking about it, he decided to save his dignity.

"You did," he said earnestly.