Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

"Fuck, this is an unscientific reason..."

Lu Jin was still complaining loudly, but Lin Huai was lost in thought.

When he was just on the balcony, he deliberately falsely claimed that there were phalanges in the flowerpot. However, the woman in white did not show any obvious suspicion.

Depending on the question, they would only give a "nod" or "shake" response. Using this as a clue, out of 120 women, 6 unique human women were identified. No matter from which point of view, the focus of the distinction lies in the 120 women themselves.

——That is to say, get along with them, ask them questions, observe their daily activities, and identify six people who are more in line with human women in terms of behavior, words and expressions.

However, is there really one characteristic in common that includes all human women and excludes all evil spirits who cannot understand human feelings?

In Lin Huai's life, there are many human women from all walks of life. They are engaged in all walks of life, or innocent and lively, or calm and intelligent. Broadly speaking, they are extremely similar. However, in a narrow sense, each of them is different.

For example, it is judged by the simplest proposition and the most common publicity misunderstanding of many businesses: women like lipsticks, so if women want to treat themselves better, they must buy lipsticks.

Take Lin Dangdang and her roommate Zhuang Ying as an example. Lin Dangdang loves to laugh and make fun, and dress up fashionably. On weekdays, her favorite is to buy a variety of lipsticks. At the same time, from the very similar reds, she can identify "this color is a little more blues", which is also what she owns. An ability that made Lin Huai extremely amazed.

——By the way, Lin Huai has always felt that girls like Lin Dangdang are very suitable for entering the Supernatural Administration, and the power of the red-clothed ghosts is graded by the color of the red clothing. Presumably with her assistance, the future Specter will soon have different grades such as "chili level", "Lancome level 196", "tf16 level" and "Dior 999 level".

Lin Dangdang's roommate, Zhuang Ying, is at the other extreme. She has no interest in makeup, preferring to buy different colors of colored ink and paper tape in different designs than makeup. The two girls lived under the same roof, each enjoying themselves, occasionally admiring each other's treasures, and never having a more noble dispute such as "whose hobby".

Because they are all equally poor.

Therefore, this so-called "proposition" about women is obviously not valid for these two people.

At the same time, another very distinctive feature in this game is the composition of the players in this game.

- All men.

In past games, there has never been a situation where there were no female players in the team, although there were times when the number of female players was relatively small. Therefore, the composition of the player team this time is more like deliberate. Just like the name of the village "Daughter Country", it is in stark contrast to the "boy team" formed by the players. The examiner seems to be telling everyone clearly that what we need to study in this game is the difference between men and women, that is, what you, as men, don't understand about women.

Various clues and various game settings make this proposition as clear as putting a road roller in the player's face.

It also really hits the intellectual blind spot of this group of players in this regard.

Leaving aside the other four, Lu Jin is an otaku who can only chat with the girl who pretends to be in the opposite fat house. And Lin Huai himself rarely has the opportunity to get close to women, not to mention, he has a boyfriend...

...

However, what Lin Huai is still confused about at the moment is, can the psychology of the so-called "human woman" really be described or represented by a few questions?

Even if the evil spirits do not have human emotions, they can only try their best to disguise when facing questions, so they will show differences with human women - but who can say, when the six human women encounter this differentiated question , will it behave exactly the same?

However, the game requires him to pass a few questions and distinguish all human beings from evil spirits through the performance of these people...

Through these, subjective questions, subjective emotions, subjective judgments, subjective analysis... Finally, subjective conclusions are made. The six people who consider themselves "most human women" are named "human women".

Exactly the same house, symmetrical settings, similar clothing... Lin Huai vaguely felt that he had captured a fleeting thread of wool.

Holding the bamboo pole, he and Lu Jin arrived at the door of the eighth house in Area C. The silver wind chimes were still hanging above the eaves, and he knocked again.

This time, the speed at which the woman in white came to open the door was somewhat delayed. The two stood at the door waiting patiently.

"Gollum, gollum, gollum—"

Inside the house, there seems to be the sound of the washing machine turning.

"Maybe she's doing laundry." Lu Jin turned to Lin Huai and said, "Oh, do girls like to be clean?"

Lin Huai: "Not necessarily...?"

"But at least," he added, "they shouldn't use the communal washing machine to wash their sneakers?"

Lu Jin: ...Fuck.

He couldn't help recalling very bad memories, and at the same time, thinking of the scene where the woman in the house was doing laundry, he suddenly felt that this scene had a strong sense of life, even a little warm.

"I'm not too afraid of them now." Lu Jin whispered, "Actually, they look quite normal...especially the detail of washing clothes diligently..."

Lin Huai: "Why, is this the kind of girl you like?"

Lu Jin continued: "Reminds me of my mother."

Lin Huai: "You...you're so serious."

After three minutes, the woman opened the door.

Unlike the previous woman in white, this woman's hair was quite damp, as if it had just come out of the shower. Her long, wet and thick hair like algae fell on her shoulders, and with every step she took, it brought water stains all over the place.

"This..." Lu Jin whispered, "We came at a wrong time, were they taking a shower just now?"

The woman nodded.

Lin Huai suddenly had a brilliant idea.

The woman welcomed them into the room, but at this moment, a loud beep came from the kitchen.

The sound sounds like it's coming from a washing machine. The woman and the two looked at each other and gestured with both hands, as if to say that she was going to the kitchen to deal with it.

Lu Jin knew a little sign language, and said to Lin Huai, "She said that there was a problem with the washing machine, and she had to stop the operation."

"Mmmm." Lin Huai nodded, "Go ahead."

The woman got up from her seat and walked away stiffly. Perhaps because her hair was not dry, water kept dripping from her head and landing on the floor.

A few strands of her broken hair fell on the floor, and Lin Huai picked it up.

Cold and wet.

The woman came back from the kitchen, she seemed to have dealt with the previous things. Lin Huai pinched the strand of hair and suddenly turned to her: "Do you usually lose a lot of hair? You girls lose so much hair, don't you have alopecia areata?"

Lu Jin: "Pfft—"

He squirted all the water out of his mouth. The woman in white stood there, seemingly in a state of extreme shock.

For a long time, she hesitated and shook her head.

"Then..." Lin Huai continued to ask, "Are you losing your hair?"

woman in white:  …

After a while, she shook her head again.

"Okay, I understand." Lin Huai stood up, "Thank you for your answer, I won't bother you to blow your head."

After he finished speaking, he took Lu Jin and ran away without looking back.

The white door was closed again. The woman lowered her head and stood there for a while.

Click, click.

She followed the string of water stains and walked back to the kitchen again. The two of Lu Jin came and walked so fast that they didn't notice that there was only a water stain on the ground leading to the kitchen, while the path leading to the bathroom was dry.

Facing the front-loading washing machine in front of her, she thought for a while.

Click, click.

Her head began to split along her neck.

The round head fell to the ground and was picked up by the woman's pale hand.

Then, she put the head into the front-loading washing machine, and pressed "Continue" for the previously suspended washing operation.

For the next half day, Lu Jin watched helplessly as Lin Huai visited the remaining twelve women in District C.

The twelve women have different personalities. Some are gentle and demure, and some, despite wearing masks, can't hide their hearts that they have to be talkative in sign language, and the speed of waving their hands is comparable to the seal of Kaxijie.

Some of them served tea and fruit for the two of them after they opened the door. Some of them were more cautious. When they saw the two of them, they stood aside. , waving his fingers to express "Welcome".

However... what hasn't changed is the way Lin Huai greets them.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Are you going to be bald in the future?"

After running out of the last house, Lu Jin finally collapsed: "Why on earth are you asking this question ah ah ah-"

Lin Huai tidied up her collar and looked very mentally stable: "In order to judge whether they are ghosts or not."

"Ah? Does this question have any meaning for judgment?" Lu Jinxu raised his eyes, "How do you judge?"

"It's actually very simple." Lin Huai bit every word and said, "If she shakes her head..."

"So no hair loss, unscientific, it means they are ghosts." Lin Huai said.

Lu Jin: "So how about nodding?"

"Nodding, they did not show the shyness that humans should have when facing hair loss, and the attitude of being brave for face. It means that they are also ghosts." Lin Huai said.

Lu Jin collapsed: "Then according to you, everyone is a ghost??"

"No." Lin Huai said calmly, "There is a reaction that shows that they are not ghosts."

"What's the reaction?"

"Very angry, holding a broom and knocking out people who trespassed and asked impolite questions," he said. "Human women will tell us to get out of her house."

Lu Jin:  …

"So...you have completed the investigation of this area?" Lu Jin twitched the corners of his eyes, "Go to the eight houses in front and ask...hair loss?"

"No." Lin Huai turned the bamboo pole in his hand, "Actually, what I just said was not accurate... Rather, all subjective judgment methods are not accurate enough... Hmm."

He thought for a while, and Lu Jin said again, "Do you have any ideas?"

"Let's go back to dinner first."

Lu Jin: "Lin Huai!! Your mentality is so stable!! Why don't you have any professionalism at all, you!"

He was still screaming, but Lin Huai had already walked in front of him.

——And took out a blade from his pocket.

He let go of his hand, and the blade swayed and fell straight to the ground.

"There's really no wind in this city..." he murmured.

"...At this time, you are still in the mood to pretend to be a literary boy..." Lu Jin was helpless, "Lin Huai, Brother Lin, can you tell me how did you get all those copies before? Wait a minute? , I understand... Is this a way of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? First pretend to be mentally retarded, let the dungeon relax its vigilance against us, and then the next day..."

Lin Huai: "?"

"To be honest, I didn't like to use my brain very much before." Lin Huai said slowly, "I prefer to be reckless... Well, if you really can't find any human women, just kill them all..."

"what??"

"The ones who bleed are human women." Lin Huai continued, "Put a bottle of recovery potion for each of the injured ones, and the other evil spirits...don't need treatment..."

"Fuck, the evil spirits are all dead. What kind of protection do you need for human women... Wait for Qiaodou sack, what are you kidding?? Are you going to die??"

"Actually, I'm very strong..."

"You lied to me even at this time..." Lu Jin wanted to cry without tears, but he grabbed Lin Huai's arm, "With such a thin wrist, who are you fighting with? Who can you beat?"

Lin Huai:  …

Lu Jin was depressed until the end of dinner. After dinner, teammates who were originally in other areas also returned to the hall.

Lin Huai squatted in the corner of the hall and patted his earrings boredly.

"Ding dong."

The voice of the connection came, and it entered the ear at the same time as Chu Tianshu's voice: "Good morning."

"It's night here." Lin Huai said.

"Oh... jet lag. Miss me?"

"you guess?"

"Come here for a meeting."

A muscular man's voice came from the center of the hall. Lin Huai had no choice but to say, "I'll go to the meeting first, and I'll talk later."