Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

"What the **** are you doing..."

"This house is too small now, so I have to change it. Considering your future work place, I looked at the **** district, the yy district, the zz district... I picked out a few suitable houses, namely **** and yyy. , zzz, the apartment type is xxx, yyy, zzz, the advantages of each are... they are all seventy years of property rights. I don't have enough money now, only enough for one set... I would have done it earlier if I knew it. I can't be in a hurry for the time being. Furniture is also required. I bought all new ones. The mattresses from xx's house are of better quality...the sofa is also better...the formaldehyde content is relatively low...but the new house has to be ventilated. Fortunately, you are still in school, so don't be in a hurry..."

Chu Tianshu was on and off just now, but now he is very excited about buying furniture, very smooth, like a real estate salesman, and like to show off himself. He added: "Even now, this house is too small for two people to live in. There must be a study for you, a study for me, and a bedroom..."

He suddenly held back for a while: "The bedroom... is also a bit small."

Lin Huai:  …

Chu Tianshu: "Hehe."

Lin Huaixu raised his eyes: "...So you were sitting on the sofa playing with your phone just now, what were you doing? Are you searching for this information?"

"Buy a car." Chu Tianshu said.

Lin Huai: "...don't you have one?"

"That car is not enough to take you to and from get off work." Chu Tianshu explained, "Buy two, one for you and one for me. By the way, haven't you taken your driver's license yet? Then I'll leave it for you first. "

Lin Huai: "...When I got to work that car would be outdated."

Chu Tianshu showed an expression like being struck by lightning: "Ah! That's right! Shit, can the deposit be refunded!"

Lin Huai completely collapsed: "You **** paid the deposit??"

Chu Tianshu: "...You just paid it before you came back."

Lin Huai: "Are you **** grabbing the Double Eleven instant kill..."

He has no doubt now that if he were a woman, Chu Tianshu would have already paid the deposit for the school district, private kindergarten, private elementary school, private high school... and even the university.

...Is this the so-called straight guy who "sees the girl he likes and smiles at himself, and even decides which high school his child should go to"? ?

"...You..." Lin Huai was dumbfounded by his n-batter, "You are too fast... no..."

Despite being stunned by the "black question mark" (not happiness), Lin Huai quickly caught Hua Dian: "Wait, wait..."

He covered Chu Tianshu's mouth and said very seriously: "These things can't be prepared in one day, that is to say..."

...when in the world did you start planning this? ?

After uncovering this mystery, Lin Huai was completely stunned.

He can't figure out whether this person is stupid or smart. Is it useful to plan so many things so early?

All this can be explained by step-by-step or stupidity... But Lin Huai has only one problem:

Where the **** did this purebred sand sculpture come from?

"There is also marriage. Although I personally believe that the marriage system will disappear, it is still very meaningful at the current stage. At least, it can be a proof." Chu Tianshu continued, "About the optional We can get married while traveling, from Barcelona to Amsterdam... oh, we can also visit the Eiffel Tower in the middle, you may not draw so ugly after seeing the real thing..."

Lin Huai: "..."

He directly squeezed his mouth: "...you stay awake, brother. Do you think it makes sense to get a useless certificate and spend so much money?? Where did you get so much money??"

"I'm Gao Fushuai." Chu Tianshu said solemnly, "This is the end, I need to introduce myself to you again—"

He stood up.

"I'm 1.85 meters tall, tall." He compared the top of his head.

"This is my property balance. I don't rely on my family, but rely on my own venture capital and wealth management to sell copyrights." He pointed the mobile banking app at Lin Huai.

"Handsome." He took out a file bag from under the sofa, which was full of other people's love letters, "These are proof materials, very impressive, I'm not boasting..."

"..." Lin Huai smiled, "You actually keep so many other people's love letters..."

Chu Tianshu:  …

"To sum up." He carefully put the document bag into Lin Huai's arms in a gesture of handing over evidence: "I am an unquestionably tall, rich and handsome man."

Lin Huai:  …

"And I can be very cold." Chu Tianshu continued, "In front of others, I'm the cold-hearted type... Well, the one that many people like the most now... Careless, taciturn, and ruthless. Flower of the High Mountains?"

Lin Huai: "??? What misunderstandings do you have about your people??"

"I'm still very smart." Chu Tianshu continued, "These are my degree certificates. These are all my publications in the past few years... I wanted to get an IQ test to prove it. Fuck, I forgot."

Lin Huai: "...Are you crazy?"

"Oh." Chu Tianshu responded quickly, "I had long expected that you would ask this question. For this, I have prepared my psychiatric identification certificate. You see, I am absolutely rational now, absolutely in a normal and stable state. mental state."

Lin Huai:  …

"so……"

He was just like an overzealous salesman who took out all the supporting documents just to prove that he was the best and most suitable person. After being silent for a while, Lin Huai stopped Chu Tianshu, who was still "papapa" and kept coming out with various certificates, even the certificates of "three good students" in college.

"Stop," he held the other person's hand, "the first question, to spend so much money, do you have to empty your bank card?"

"One, I saved a sum of money from my private house. Of course, I can't tell you the amount. But it's definitely enough to maintain our daily life under natural and man-made disasters." Chu Tianshu said.

Lin Huai: "...How on earth did you say the words 'private money' so openly."

"Second, you can earn money when you spend it all. I am promoting consumption and promoting the development of the country's economy, which is a good thing for the country and the people."

"...You can refute this with the broken window theory!!"

"Three, Lin Huai, don't you want to? You hate me? Do you think I'm weird? Do you think I'm crazy?"

Chu Tianshu said this sentence suddenly.

Lin Huai was stunned.

He felt that he was being watched by the other party and had nowhere to hide.

... This person's words seem so calm and methodical, and he analyzes the advantages and disadvantages well, but...

... He looks more than the self who knows he is crazy...

Crazy.

There are two kinds of madmen in the world, one is mad when they know they are mad, and the other is more mad when they don't think they are mad.

"You said it, you showhand." Chu Tianshu said softly, "In exchange..."

He piled all the documents he took out of the box to him: "Then I'm allin' too."

He seemed so sincere.

"In other words, you think we need more time together. We need more time to be each other's 'friends', to improve our mutual understanding, to follow the progress bar of friendship, and to seek a period of time after the end 'Love'. Is that what you think?"

Lin Huai: "In a place I don't know... how turbulent is your innermost ebb and flow..."

"If you think so, then let's continue to be friends." Chu Tianshu smiled, "As for these things..."

"It's all a deposit."

"...You are too sudden." He heard Lin Huai's voice, "Have you taken my reaction to heart after talking so much to yourself?"

"..."

"You came up with so many things, are you trying to prove to me that no matter what logic you use, you are the most suitable person for me? What have you done in a place I don't know?"

"..."

"Self-talking, deducting points. Inexplicable nerves, deducting points. Claiming to be 'Gao Fushuai', deducting points. Acting in front of me, and trying to take the initiative, deducting points. Self-improvement, deducting points."

Lin Huai stood up from the sofa, walked towards Chu Tianshu step by step, and pulled up his collar.

"...There is something inexplicable, you want us to return to our friendship?" Lin Huai said coldly, "Zero points."

After speaking, he lowered his body and pressed his lips up before the other party had time to speak.

Not the forehead.

Not cheeks.

Not to mention other parts other than the other person's lips.

After half a minute, he raised his face and looked at the other party close at hand.

"Humph."

Unexpectedly, it was the other party who laughed first.

It was a gentle, steady, winning, even a bit of a beastly aggressive smile.

"Am I getting full marks now?"

"Well..." Lin Huai thought for a while, "It's almost there."

Just as he was about to let go of the other's collar and walk away, a burst of force had already climbed onto his waist.

He shuddered uncontrollably, and then came the other party's low voice: "Then it's my turn, I still have one hundred percent, can I deduct it?"

The next moment, the world turned upside down, and this time it was his turn to be pushed into the corner of the sofa by that person. He grabbed the other's sleeve, his lips and teeth were invaded by a strong breath.

"Um...uh..."

Difficulty breathing.

Hard to struggle.

The hand holding the other party's sleeve, weak due to lack of oxygen, slipped on the edge of the sofa, and was grabbed by the other party's hand again, making it look like ten fingers clasped together.

"Uh...uuuu..."

But, okay... I'm about to suffocate... Lin Huai's reason screamed in his heart, if you kiss again, I'll stop being a human because of suffocation, but continue to be a ghost...

When his fangs were pointed, Chu Tianshu kissed his fangs and finally retreated from him.

Lin Huai finally had a chance to breathe. He leaned back on the sofa, gasping for breath, his skin powdered. However, what he didn't even realize was that one of his legs was bent unconsciously, as if to hook him back.

...too low.

...I actually fell behind.

However, it wasn't because of how skilled the opponent was, and Lin Huai naturally didn't have the opportunity to make some idiotic sentences because of this. Chu Tianshu's kiss was unstructured, just pressing him, suppressing him, rubbing and kissing wildly, rather than being gentle, it was more like pressing him on his body, and he did not hesitate to force him out of his lungs for the last time. A little bit of air, alive and pumping him into a vacuum.

Lin Huai's head was still dizzy, and the other party's smiling voice had already come: "How many points did I deduct this time?"

"...Ten." Lin Huai said.

"Ten ten... It looks like I still have nine chances? Do you want to do it again?" Chu Tianshu asked.

He said, and was about to press down again, Lin Huai quickly blocked his hands between the two.

"Don't make trouble."

Chu Tianshu's two hands respectively wrapped Lin Huai's two hands and pressed them against his sides. His hand was a little bigger than Lin Huai's, and there was a thin callus on his palm, so it was just right to wrap him around.

"I didn't make trouble," Lin Huai smiled unsteadily, "I just wanted to remind you of one thing..."

"?"

"The full score of the college entrance examination paper is 750 points." Lin Huai's eyes glowed with lake light under him, "That is to say..."

"You can still do more things that can be used to deduct more points." He smiled and said, "Do you want to start now?"

Just as their lips were about to touch each other, there was a sudden slap on the door.

"Chu Tianshu!" Chu Tianyu shouted, "Open the door, what are you doing? Why did those glasses come to me and go crazy again??"