Who Told Him To Cultivate Immortality!

Chapter 28: I Heard That You Ate Tofu Every Day?

Lu Yang and the other two retracted their gazes, trying their best to reduce their presence.

Looking at the fierce expressions of the five senior brothers, they might even have the urge to kill them.

"Speaking of which, do you want to guess what I ordered for you? It must be something you like to eat," Meng Jingzhou whispered, afraid of attracting the attention of the five senior brothers.

Lu Yang was confused. How did Meng Jingzhou know what he liked to eat?

"How do you know what Senior Brother Lu likes to eat?" Tao Tiaoye asked in an even smaller voice.

Meng Jingzhou gave him a big thumbs up and smiled brightly, "I asked Senior Sister."

Lu Yang suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Tofu Fermented Tofu is here!"

"Tofu Pudding Now!"

"Tofu Mixed with Spring Onion."

"Mapo Tofu."

The waiter announced the names of the dishes as he served them. Tofu banquet after tofu feast was presented in front of Lu Yang. Even Tao Tianye, who was not very interested in tofu, wanted to have a good meal when he smelled the aroma.

Every time he shouted, Lu Yang's face would turn a shade paler.

Meng Jingzhou said proudly, "Senior Sister said that there was a time when you ate nothing but tofu every day. You even said something like 'Tofu Deity' in your sleep."

"I thought that you must like tofu very much."

"Don't be too touched. My family told me that if you want to treat someone to a meal, you have to find out what they like to show your sincerity. Although I don't agree with my family most of the time, I agree with this point."

"I specially came to the Hundred Fragrances Restaurant to order a table of tofu. Don't look down on these dishes. They may look ordinary, but they are actually made of soybeans, which are one in a thousand. The side dishes are all aged spiritual herbs. There is also water, which is purified by melting ice essence from the extreme north..."

Lu Yang's face turned even paler than tofu.

What did you find out about my preferences?

...

After the customers were satisfied and left the Hundred Fragrances Restaurant, the waiter quickly wiped the tables, arranged the stools, and cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks. When he was free, he thought of Lu Yang's question.

After eating the Fasting Pill, did it count as eating or fasting?

The seemingly ordinary question hid a profound meaning. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was philosophical.

It seemed like this batch of newly recruited disciples had extremely high comprehension abilities. In the future, they would definitely have great accomplishments!

"Hey Chef, I have a question for you." The waiter came to the kitchen and threw the question to the butcher.

If a Qi Refinement cultivator were to suffer from the heatwave in the kitchen, if they were lucky, they would be branded with a fire poison that would torment them for the rest of their lives. If they were unlucky, they would directly burn through their internal organs until only their skeletons were left.

In order to cook heavenly materials and earthly treasures, immortal puppets and rare treasures, it was naturally impossible to use ordinary flames. Not to mention other things, just roasting the fur of a Nascent Soul wild boar would require flames refined by a late Gold Core stage cultivator. Naturally, such flames would have a frightening power.

The waiter ignored the terrifyingly high temperature in the kitchen and casually fanned himself with the towel on his shoulder. The high temperature disappeared completely and was replaced by a cool and refreshing feeling.

"What is it?

You want to learn how to kill a pig from me? "

The waiter glared at him. "Why would I want to learn this?

I thought of a philosophical question related to cooking. I want to test you. "

The chef who was washing the stove was happy. He stopped washing and threw the brush aside. He crossed his legs and said, "Go ahead."

"Do you think eating the Fasting Pill counts as eating or fasting?"

Chef sneered. Without thinking, he was about to say the answer when he became mute.

That's right, was it eating or fasting?

Chef looked at the waiter suspiciously. "That's not right. Your intelligence speaks for itself. With your intelligence, how could you think of such a question?"

The waiter said angrily, "Butcher, let me tell you, don't look down on me!"

"So this question was thought of by you?"

"No."

The two of them discussed for a while and felt that it was still too early for them to think about such a question. Thus, they brought the question to the host.

The fragrance of the tea condensed into simple characters, obscure and mysterious. The host warmed the pot, placed the tea, warmed the cup … Her actions were as smooth as moving clouds and flowing water. It was pleasing to the eye.

The host was a beautiful woman with a luxurious aura. Her skin was as white as jade, and there was a faint star pattern imprinted on her forehead.

She looked at the waiter and chef helplessly, wondering if they had too little work to do. They still had the time to think about such a boring question.

"Don't be fooled by the name of the fasting pill.

The purpose of the fasting pill is not to fasting. It is to refine food into an elixir and slowly decompose it in the stomach to achieve the effect of not eating for a long time. "

"The fasting pill is essentially food."

"Understand?"

Chef was deep in thought. "I understand. So the alchemist who refined the fasting pill is actually in the same line as me."

The waiter sneered and said mockingly, "Don't flatter yourself. At most, you are in the same line as the alchemy apprentice who fanned the flames."

Chef was furious. He picked up the butcher's knife and slashed at the waiter.

The waiter was not to be trifled with. He swung the towel on his shoulder hard, making a slight sound of metal colliding. The towel turned into a white iron rod in an instant.

The two of them, one holding the knife and the other holding the rod, started to fight. They were like hooligans, using all kinds of dirty tricks. The host looked helpless. If not for their low wages, she would not have hired them.

The host blew gently along the fragrance of the tea. The fragrance of the tea was strong and lingered in the hearts of the two. They lost their sense of direction for a moment. When they came back to their senses, they were already downstairs.

The host's cold voice sounded in their ears. "Go downstairs and fight. If you break anything, it will be deducted from your wages."

…

Lu Yang didn't know what happened in the Hundred Fragrances House after they left. When he finished the Foundation Establishment Feast and returned to the Tianmen Peak, his face was as pale as if he had been dead for three days.

The Grand Senior Sister wore an indigo dress and a simple Daoist hairpin. She sat cross-legged three feet above the ground and was meditating. She was like an otherworldly fairy, untainted by the mortal world.

Yun Zhi slowly opened her eyes. Her eyes seemed to contain a thousand worlds, as bright as the night sky. The illusion flashed by. Lu Yang rubbed his eyes and saw Yun Zhi looking at him calmly. The illusion never appeared in her eyes.

Was it an illusion?

"Why is your face so pale?"

Lu Yang said angrily, "You already know the answer. Meng Jingzhou heard from you that I ate tofu every meal for a while, so he treated me to a table of tofu to celebrate my Zhuji phase."

Lu Yang suspected that his dear Grand Senior Sister was behind this.

"Meng Jingzhou asked me what you ate the most. From what I remember, you ate a few jars of tofu when you practiced martial arts with tofu. I'm just telling him what really happened. Is there a problem?"

"Then Celestial Master Tofu …"

Before Lu Yang could finish, Yun Zhi replied in a monotonous tone, "You shouted in your dream that you obtained the inheritance and shouted 'Celestial Master Tofu'. I'm just repeating it."

Lu Yang silently looked at Yun Zhi's eyes that had no desires and was completely innocent. He was defeated.

He always suspected that his Grand Senior Sister was playing with him, but he had no evidence.

(End of Chapter)