When Humans Are the Strongest To Reincarnate Into Dogs

The deception of Shuo Cang Maru added to the unsatisfactory reputation of Sun Yat-sen.

It is reported that Zhiluo, another cousin of Riyao Zhi, found Shuo Cang Wan, first gave him a family fist, then pulled his collar and roared: "There is the King of Tooth in front, and Shuo Cang Wan in the back. , The sun branch has no reputation at all!"

"You don't understand!" Shuo Cang Wan roared back, "If you truly love someone, you don't care about her species, let alone her past."

Zhi Luo: "Then she swindled your money."

"..."

Shuo Cang Wan cried out loudly. He was alone for more than 1,300 years before he finally touched the little hand of his sister. I thought it was a marriage relationship, but I didn't expect it to deceive the dog.

One hundred thousand demon beads, each one is his sincerity. He had already thought about the name of the future cub. Who knew that the other party fled with money, just greedy for his money, not even his body.

Anyhow, you are too much!

Shuo Cang Wan was so earth-shattering that Zhi Luo couldn't help but gave him a broken face fist. After discovering that his fist was useless, he had to send him to the dog brother's house in order to prevent his brother from being embarrassed.

"Wang, General, I didn't mean to interrupt, but it's really inappropriate to put Shuocang Pills outside."

They are of the same blood, and the Sun Branch has not been able to come out for 700 years, so naturally they can help as long as they can help each other.

The dog brothers took in Shuocangwan, and because they were going to school during the day, they temporarily let Zhiluo live in, and take care of the cousin who is unilaterally in love and unilaterally broken in love for a few days.

Zhi Luo should.

He is also a dog who has been single for a long time, and the basic skills that a single man can do. In addition to playing Shuocang Wan three times a day to break the face, the rest is the work of dusting, cooking, and sweeping.

Self-disciplined dogs are often the most attractive. He has met a blue-haired, double-ponytailed florid demon on Twitter. The other party is a cute and sweet girl called "Masha". I had a good chat with him, and I have already arranged to meet at a cafe in Kanagawa on the weekend.

Thinking of this, Zhiluo's eyes were gentle, and even more contemptuous of Shuocangwan. My brother usually looks so shrewd and never loses in business. He didn't expect that he would have no brains when he fell in love, and he still liked a curse.

Unlike him, even if you are in love for thousands of years, you must talk to monsters. Although the opponent is not of the same race, he is a monster anyway. After the meeting, I confirmed the identity of the other party. I think he will be officially married in a few years.

"Shuo Cangwan, I'm going on a date this weekend, don't be stupid anymore."

Shuocang Wan poured a mouthful of mineral water: "You don't understand."

Without a lot of speculation, on the weekend, Zhi Luo went to the cat cafe in Kanagawa for a date, and met the lovely flower girl Masha. The other party dressed as a student, dressed in a sailor suit and carrying a school bag, was a quiet girl.

Zhi Luo carefully sensed the other's breath, and confirmed that Masha was a weak flower essence. However, she has a strange wave of curse power that belongs to the curse spirit.

Zhi Luo: "Why do you have the smell of curse?"

"Does it mean this?" Maisa took out the Sunny Day doll from her schoolbag. This is a low-level curse spirit. "It looks cute and raises it. If you don't like it, I'll take it..." The voice grew more and more Wronged.

Zhi Luo: "Uh, it's okay."

The two of them had a good chat during a date, and Zhiluo was still smiling when he left. As time passed, Zhi Luo went out more and more frequently, and Shuo Cang Maru gradually recovered from the blow of broken love.

In Yuan Yi's eyes, everything is developing in a good direction.

At the beginning of October, the prison gate on the official website of the Western Kingdom was borrowed by a flower spirit. Because the other party had given enough demon beads, and he also met Lord Zhiluo, the big demon in charge of lending to the prison gate did not embarrass her.

It's just that when counting the demon beads, the big demon was a little puzzled: "Why do these demon beads carry the aura of Lord Shuo Cang Wan?"

"I heard that Sakusang Maru lived with Zhira in Kanagawa recently, so it should have been confused when taking the money."

Forget it, don't take care of things about the sun, lest you get beaten.

At the other end, the real man who successfully deceived the two dogs and borrowed from the prison gate returned to the stronghold of the Kanagawa sewers, and received the gaze of worship from a crowd of curse spirits.

That's awesome, real man! It's awesome to pinch yourself into a woman and cheat two dogs one after another!

Lime: "How did you do it?" You can actually play the dog round and round.

The real person has long hair and amorous feelings: "First of all, you have to be a woman bravely."

Lime, who became a woman and was still beaten:...

"Secondly, you have to seriously fall in love with each other and talk about the point of getting married." The real person taught the experience, "They have been alone for so many years, of course, I want what I want. The most important thing is that the man It’s me who can succeed."

Mei Suo: "Huh."

"Don't believe me." The real person laughed, "I am a curse spirit born from the human heart, and I have a very clear desire for humans. They like women, I am a woman; if they like men, I am a man. If you like a demon, I am a demon; think To curse the spirit, I am even more so."

"I have everything he wants. It's hard for me to fail."

The curse spirits cheered and cheered: "As expected of being a real person! It's easy to do this kind of thing like being nurtured!"

Xi Suo and Li Mei: ...There is always an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, the real man succeeded twice, and he became more courageous: "What you said about the killing pill and Inuyasha, I think they are similar to those two stupid dogs. They are all of the same blood and the same race, and they must not be able to hold the offensive of love. You guys. Don’t you want to distract them on the day that Gojo Satoru is sealed? Let me come!"

Yan Suoqi said: "What are you going to do?"

"That white dog is broken in love, and has been buying drunk, and has no fighting spirit." Zhenren said, "I want them to be like this, and I can get rid of them. As long as they are busy with falling in love, there will be no time to find us again. trouble."

All curse spirits: "The real person is too powerful!"

Lime: "...I wish you success." I am not optimistic about you.

...

The real sea king career has begun!

He sits in the sewer stronghold every day, rubbing against the Internet that is sometimes unavailable at the top of the cat cafe, holding three mobile phones and opening three accounts to start licking the dog, and jumping horizontally from side to side.

When chatting with Zhi Luo, he was a cute and shy sister with two pony tails.

When chatting with Yuanyi, he was a noble, glamorous and arrogant sister.

When chatting with Sasei Maru, he was a very active and passionate vitality girl.

There are only hoes that don't work hard in the world, and there are no corners that can't be dug! The real man deeply believes in this fallacy, and based on his understanding of people's souls of dogs, he vowed to make all Riyaozhi fall under his nine-quarter pants.

Unfortunately, not every dog ​​has a heartbeat. More often, a dog will keep a woman's heart still.

Zhen Hong: "General of the West, I just finished browsing your Twitter and found that you are a self-disciplined and masculine man! You have a good figure, do you often do exercises? If you can, can you be my personal trainer?" The attached picture is the beautiful face that a real person just squeezed.

Yuan Yi did not respond.

Real people suspected that they were not working hard enough, so they used the "True Red" account to speak every day. It wasn't until Friday night that he finally received Yuanyi's reply: "Sorry, no, I want to do my homework."

Homework?

Real people were stunned!

But he did not give up, still persevering. But Yuanyi gave him very few replies. He asked about reading, and Yuanyi tweeted "The Best of Epitaphs" to him: "My brother likes it very much, so please take a look."

Real people grasp the point: My brother likes to watch it!

Very good, he has a common language that can chat with Sasei Maru. The real man quickly flipped through "The Epitaph Collection", and used the "Zhenye" ​​account to interact with Shashengwan, but he didn't expect that Shashengwan was basically not online.

The most terrible thing is that Sesangomaru is rarely online. When I meet him by chance, I don’t look at what he has spent a lot of time writing. He just says: "Dead things have no value."

"You are noisy."

He blocked his information.

Real person:...

He is going to be angry, and the consequences are serious. He changed his account, changed his method and continued to tease Sashengwan, but he didn't get any response again. On the other side of Yuanyi, the sea fell silent, except for "sorry" but "rejection", let alone the door and the window.

Please, give it to a foundation!

Real person: "General, I love you very much and want to date you."

He was blocked as soon as he went online two days later.

Real person:...

The shocked real person is in a bad mood and decides to go to the cinema to watch a movie. He wants to find inspiration from the shadowy movies, and use his brain to supplement the dog abuse process to soothe his hurt heart.

It's just that the three bad guys in the movie theater are so noisy that he is so angry that he turns them into monsters. But I didn't want this scene to be seen by a student with a bit of curse power.

Real person: "Don't even want to run!"

Junpei was so scared that the popcorn fell out: "Don't come here!"

Maybe Junping has the potential to attract scumbags, and he was caught by a real person.

...

Shunping did not go to school the next day and did not give a leave. Yuanyi asked his two friends, but didn't hear anything from Shunping.

Intuition was wrong, Yuan Yi rushed to Shunping's home, but saw that Shunping's mother, Nagi Yoshino, looked pale: "Shunping didn't go home last night."

It's worth it!

If the director of the movie club disappears, who will write the movie watching record and the afterthought, how can he and his brother collect credits? At that time, the film club that had lost Shunping had only four people left, and they couldn't survive at all. Are they going to change clubs with his brother?

No, going to the sports club is to bully the children, but if you don't, only the flower arrangement club and the cooking club are left.

Yuanyi realized the seriousness of the matter.

He immediately told Shashengwan about the matter, and two cousins ​​in the family were also there, so he simply dragged the family and followed the smell to find Shunping.

Not to mention, the dog hair amulet he once wore to Junpei is really useful, he can find him no matter where he is.

Yuan Yi took the brothers into the sewer, they endured the discomfort of their noses and entered the den of real people. Then, there is no more. They saw the real person who was bewitching Shunping. This was a super curse spirit, with long blue hair, braided in three strands, and his appearance and breath were indescribably familiar.

In the broken closet next to it, there is a school bag and sailor suit. On the sofa next to the closet, there are piles of high-end dresses and high-heeled shoes, some of which are high-end bead jewelry only found in the waters of the West.

The real person saw them, they met the real person——

Shuocang Wan was shocked: "Mako, it's you!" He said louder, "You are actually a man!"

God, he thought he finally touched the little girl's hand. Was this even an illusion? what!

Zhiluo was shocked: "True yarn, it's you!" He said louder, "You actually pretended to be a little demon and lied to me!"

Real person:...

Brother Dog:...

Some things seem to be understood without needing to say more, Yuan looked at the two cousins ​​dumbfounded, and didn't know where to ask. Shasheng Maru turned his head directly, his eyesight was clear. He really didn't expect that there were only four white dogs in the Ri Yaozhi, and half of them were deceived by the same curse spirit.

Even he, the king, has to think, is there something wrong with the blood of the sun branch?

No, he has no problem.

Shuo Cangwan: "What did Zhi Luo say, he is real yarn? I remember that real yarn is not the flower essence you have been playing hot recently?"

Zhiluo's face was extremely ugly: "Is he a real son before, the woman who deceived you?"

But he is now a man.

It's too much, it's really too much! They can be deceived by a woman. As long as the other party is a woman, no matter how much thought, energy and money are spent on her, they can ignore it.

But man, a man...

The kennels are a race of fierce male competition. When they grow up, they will leave each other because they reject the smell of the same sex. Even though the technology has been developed so far, they can get rid of their body odors to achieve the mode of getting along with brothers, friends and brothers. However, it is a fantasy to make them like the creature with the handle!

"Liar, kill you!"

Real person:...

Every sea king will eventually tip over.

The author has something to say: PS: Real person: I was so scared that I quickly became a big beauty!

Brother Dog:...

Cousins:...

PS: Cousins: Tie Tie!

Real person: Ha ha.

Brother Dog: Get out.

Real person: I love you so much!